Britain receives more rainfall than the amazon edition
karen
cba to reply to replies in the last thread
>>59226353
jayne middlemiss lad
>>59226362
Christ... You just reminded me I've forgotten to water the runts for weeks... *wonders about their current chances of survival* Oh dear oh dear... Haha
Just did my usual wake up after 4 hours sleep but really need a piss so have to get out of bed but I'm still tried so I'll be going back to sleep until like 2pm
>>59226393
absolutely 24 carat geezer
having a go
>george zimmerman auctioning off the gun he used to kill trayvon martin
utter melt that fella
I've overheard people calling me weird. It hurts.
>>59226362
>AH-muh-ZAWN
not
>AH-muh-zun
I wonder what it's like to live life without the incessant chatter of self hatred, self shaming, self doubt, and negativity that goes on in my head.
>>59226418
>t. LaQuisha
*bites my thumb in your general direction*
wish a cute girl would grant me unrestricted access to her vagina
>>59226443
i'm not sympathising at all with martin. i just zimmerman is an utter fuckwit as a person.
>>59226441
*flicks a packet of diazepam at you*
Heh. Enjoy, kid.
>>59226420
Some of the coolest people I've ever met are weird as fuck lad.
>>59226465
alri tyrone
>get up early for a more productive day
>2.5 hours later: have done fuck all, not even showered yet
hmm
>>59226465
jamal
>>59226418
>>59226465
get a sense of humour laddie
>>59226441
Nice, I bet
another question for you lads
who is the qt at 11:40
https://youtu.be/0G9iOCStx34?t=700
>>59226500
>>59226476
hmmm
>>59226502
nah idk i just cannot understand what would possess someone to do that. he did something else a few years ago trying to capitalise on his "celebrity" and it was just bizarre. I mean even if you felt nothing after the shooting, it's just strange behaviour.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y4qa3otkeV
why can a yank sing Oasis better than you?
>>59226563
Good singing voice tbf
The gf
*farts*
>>59226563
speak up
>>59226625
Good boy
*rubs your tummy to promote further farts*
>>59226473
takes one to know one... LOL
>>59226469
>day 1
*takes one a day*
Ahh yes, this is nice...
>day 7
*takes two a day*
need to take two because I'm gaining a tolerance, not addicted tho :P
>day 30
*eats 4*
Ahh yes, I feel worse than I did before I started taking this shite
>day 90
*eats 10*
Feel like shit all the time, maybe it's time to quit.
*stops taking the meme pills*
*dies*
Farage will be debating against Cameron
I fucking love Farage, but this isn't going to end well. He's far too divisive. We need Hannan or Boris tbqh
>>59226672
>people who take benzos daily for extended periods of time and act surprised when they find themselves with severe dependence and addiction
Does my nut in.
If used responsibly for short-term management of acute anxiety there is no problem.
>>59226689
Agree entirely with this.
Hannan imo
>>59226709
But no one with anxiety bad enough to take it is going to be cured in the short term
Source: only managed to get signed back on because I was too nervous to talk to the woman and now I've missed my first appointment and will just let it sign me off again
Yeah talking to a person isn't worth 110 quid to me
anyone else wank exclusively to behind the scenes porn?
>>59226791
Yeah
It's just so handy to wipe your knob on their curtains
>>59226791
>>59226804
>>59226804
>>59226824
i don't get it
>>59226804
>>59226824
>exactly a minute later
Embarrassing
>>59226759
You can use them to get through situations which you know in advance will cause you severe distress.
>job interview?
Low dose to calm the nerves but not enough to slur your words.
>family gathering?
Cheeky benz beforehand so you don't feel like tearing your skin off sitting there like an autistic fuck silently watching everyone else be normal.
>>59226844
weird but merely coincidence
>>59226857
>going to a family gathering smelling slightly of sweat and cum
They know anon, they know
>brad1.png
>brad2.png
>brad3.png
>brad4.png
>brad5.png
>>59226857
why dont u just be urself
*holds your hand*
>>59226871
Obviously done in Ms paint
>>59226844
>being accused of samefag nets me a bonus (You)
>>59226824
Thanks mate
>go to college
>forgot my ID card
>they tell me I can't come in without it
>they act like I need to get in, probably expected me to beg them
>came home to shitpost on int
>>59226689
ITV didn't want it to just be Tory mates chatting to one another, need to make it excidting. Hence Nige
having a go
doing a sleep
doing a think
>>59226873
I shower daily, always wear clean clothes with antiperspirant and haven't wanked in 12 days. The stereotype of the fat neckbeard NEET is misguided; most are skellies.
>>59226880
Cause I don't like myself waheyyyyy
making an arrangement
I'll sing the first song that replies to this post
taking a risk
genociding some runts
>>59226992
tsjuder - kill for satan
>>59226992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyl7GP_VMJY
>>59227018
>>59227025
nah I'm not gonna do it
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>Britain's economy was bigger than China's in 2005
>>59226964
Do you imagine yourself being as awkward when you're say.. 50 years old?
>>59227068
>Britain's economy will be the biggest in Europe in 2020
>>59227093
anglophone union soon
![phelps1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yVHmajB.jpg "phelps1[1].jpg")
>>59227093
>Britain will be in Europe in 2020
>>59227110
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
>>59227147
>cheap plastic knockoff
>thailad
Sounds about right
>>59226605
jenna marbles is your gf?
>>59226890
good lad
doing a breakfast
thoughts on Susie Dent lads?
she's quite ugly but I don't know... there's something about her
>>59227158
Entirely uncalled for
took a nice benzo and the normies are being much nicer
>>59227137
m8 we thought we would overtake France by 2020 in 2014 but we did in late 2015
>>59227211
She has a cute personality because she's a genuine female [word] autist.
>>59227211
>susie
>ugly
Fuck off, Susie a cute. CUTE!
I will sing the first non-gay song that replies to this post
>>59227215
would
doing
boing
>tfw too many normies listen to joy division
>>59227261
yours truly 2095
>>59227250
she's cute like pugs are cute, she's pretty butters mate
>>59227264
top waifu material imo
>>59227261
Bane star
>>59227354
50 years old and people still pick her over Rachel.
I reiterate - CUTE!
who wants to join me in bed for some extremely good snuggling
>trying to fix handle on the door of the oven
>taking the front of the oven off to reach the screws for the handle
>realise it's quite heavy
>drops out my hands as i take the last screw out
>lands on my toe corner-first
>>59227381
>over Rachel
Nahhh mate, she's alright but come on now
>>59227393
rekt by gravity
>talktalk blocking:
>Imgur
>Honeycloud
>Xnxx
>Xvideos
>8gag
Are you fucking kidding me?!
>>59227414
the worst isp
>>59227393
>>59227391
On the train, you'll have to wait till I get home ;_;
>>59227393
bitch please I have two infected tonenails that I have to get taken out and then the nailbeds cauterized with chemicals so nothing grows there anymore
>>59227409
hurt quite a lot 2bh
>>59227393
>nigels cant fix anything
hire a polish worker next time
>>59227414
>vodaphone blocks /tv/ but not /int/
me and the gf
>>59227448
you finally made my post into a meme
thank you
>>59227455
bit grim glad it didn't land on my nail
>>59227461
i did fix it after it landed on me
>22 and sunny
nah, not a fan
>>59227484
haha glad it was you, sorry about the toe tho
>>59227487
jelly desu
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462939720396.webm
watch this nigger get knocked the fuck out
>tfw this little asian lady kept staring at me in the bus
>>59227487
>promised rain, but it looks like clear skies.
not happy
>>59227393
ooh you've been in the wars my brave little soldier
*kisses it better*
xx
>>59227544
>smashing him again while he's already down
Is this allowed? I've never watched this "sport"
>>59227487
>tfw today is gonna be 25 and sunny
>tfw this is the weather year round except when it gets hotter
feelsbadman
>save up deposit for a house
>transfer to $
>move to America and get twice the house you'd get in Britain
Rate my plan
Perhaps Newcastle have got their just desserts. They hounded out every manager that kept them up. Alan Pardew went to a smaller club, with a smaller budget and yet finished above the Magpies and got to the FA Cup final. Perhaps a bit more of a realistic perspective is needed
>>59227569
>>59227601
Why do you think you can just live in America because you feel like it?
>>59227579
didn't realize he was KO'd. there is a whole lot of money on the line so they're extremely vicious. ref stops it immediately after he sees the man is KO'd
>>59227601
>move to america
>drop an oven door on your toe
>lose the other half of your deposit on hospital bills
>get shot
30 minutes after relegation I'm already sick of the media overstating what a disaster it is.
We'll still be there on a Saturday, with the same mates, in the same pub for the pre-match drink and still abusing a different opposition!
In the silly world of Sky Sports, it seems that money is the only thing that matters and the lack of overpaid prima donnas is something to be missed!
>>59227606
The thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in
doing your mum
>>59227638
remember reading this comment
>>59227623
Because I'm marrying an American and I'm sick of this shithole
>>59227665
Fair enough then, good luck lad.
>>59227601
ah yes, I'm sure you'll get your visa approved rasheed
>tfw this generation will be the first in centuries that will be poorer than the generation before
>tfw buying a house will literally be impossible for the average citizen
JUST
what's for breakfast lads
>>59227702
>buying a house will literally be impossible for the average citizen
Patently untrue. Maybe impossible for the average NEET, but that's your own fault
>>59227715
had porridge with peanut butter in and a chopped up banana on top desu
![1463030360878[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oA1UK3O.jpg "1463030360878[1].jpg")
Howling
![1462998749208[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bKZa39Q.png "1462998749208[1].png")
>>59227751
Why is being a cuck so popular nowadays?
>>59227715
bit of fruit and fibre
>>59227750
sounds goods la how many calories is that
>>59227771
because this
https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
having a look
>>59227702
lmao git gud
@59227805
won't be clicking this
>>59227702
The boomers are the first generation in history to not pass on their wealth to their children. They then complain about millennials on the daily mail comments section ignoring they have grandkids of their own
>>59227076
Most of my problems come from a lack of self worth. If I made it to 50 then it would be fair to assume I had also held down a job for a lifetime to make it that far so things wouldn't be as bad. It's hard to see value in yourself when you're so disconnected from society.
>>59227805
how to kill the president etc
>>59227261
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>>59227771
Pornography.
You are wanking over images of another man fucking a woman you find attractive. When you cum it releases chemicals in the brain and rewards the imagary you are seeing
having a go
t shirt is absolutely soaked through with sweat
posting a reply
>>59227805
>client=safari
oh dear
>>59227829
go volunteer for some charitable thing or something lad.
Eating a dominos pizza for brekkie
>>59227805
hmm
>>59227805
>>59227866
>>59227851
Read this as:
>t. shirt who is absolutely soaked through with sweat
reckon thailad doesn't have a hair on his body
>>59226689
Farage will eat that toddler faced posh boy Cameron alive
>>59227901
literally why?
poleaboo is absolutely soaked through with sweat
Did a sneeze
making an arrangement
>>59227934
bless you
t. shirt
>>59227893
haha
it's going well lads, although another alliance has been made to try and stop me
>>59227937
BLOODY TORY BANKERS BONUSES
>>59227926
i've heard your voice m8
what is a globalist
>>59227833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IQ2gH4CRQ8
superior anthem
>>59228004
A banker who receives bonuses.
>>59227974
Can gay voices not have hair?
>>59228004
Basically: Someone who wants the planet to be one giant country.
>>59228004
racist towards globes
doing a do
>>59228004
A person who advocates the interpretation or planning of economic and foreign policy in relation to events and developments throughout the world.
>>59227956
what's the gameplay like lad?
>wake up
>still alive
shit meme
*2 barrells of glue delivered to my front door*
what the devil is the meaning of this?
*courier hands me a report with a load of gimmicks written on it* "their last words, sir"
Oh I see - good show
>>59228043
mix of endless space and EUIV, it's quite good
mai waifu for laifu
>>59228083
this one has gone right over my head if I'm honest
>>96
>>59228097
she looks quite nice in this photo
The Tories and their banker pals
>>59228097
>L.F.C.
*denies climate change*
having a have
>>59228104
he had a shipment of runts delivered to the glue factory
>>59228104
He turned us into glue
>>59228097
superior waifu
>>59228121
I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.
making a make
might buy the new CoD if it has a remastered Modern Warfare on it tbqh
I wish they'd stop making near-future ones and just go back to WW2 or modern day
>>59228097
>Liverpool shirt
>>59227414
>>59227464
how is this allowed why are websites being blocked in the uk
Want to move to Oz but I don't want to die from snake bites or jellyfish strings, or get scared shitless daily by giant wolf spiders.
Is it actually that bad? Are any of the states free from deadly venomous invertebrates??
why should bankers get big bonuses?
>>59228175
>Ugly mong over are Sara
You'll pay for that with your life fiend, engarde
*unsheathes rapier*
>>59228199
Your money will probably be better spent on the new battlefield, the trailer for that looked fully sick.
>>59228199
why not just play the old games? theres still plenty of people playing cod 1
>>59227414
>ISPs in the caliphate block websites
>>59228212
Why the focus on bankers? Executives in all corporations get massive salaries and bonuses
>>59227727
You're projecting something but I can't tell
>>59228207
Bankers bonuses bribing courts to block porn and pirate sites lad
>>59228221
*drives my fencing sabre deep into your gut*
*whispers in your ear*
"requiescat in pace"
>>59228245
Because the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses we should tax the bonuses at 90%
>>59228210
Sydney is probably the safest state but we have the Sydney Funnel Web as well which is quite dangerous. You'd have to be pretty unlucky to get bitten by one though.
alri thailad
>>59228210
that's literally a reddit meme.
the people who get stung/bitten/attacked by that shit are almost always retards who do something stupid.
Just found out Lauren Southern is a Jew lads....
>>59228245
because if all the eton tories who went to harrow school had gone to comprehensives then maybe we'd still have the grammar schools actually
>>59228207
Theresa May has to protect the children
alri
How you been man are you still coming home in July yeah
Wish everyone would shut the fuck up about the woman sent home for not wearing heels
>>59228250
>>59228315
>first cameron proposes to ban encryption
>now this
>>59228245
think it's cos of the rbs thing isn't it?
Fell horrible la
normies are stupid and smelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRxofEmo3HA
good thanks and yeah
Everyone in this thread is a scouser except me
>>59228294
Yeah, and a lot of the cunts that die are prolly heaps far from the nearest hospital.
>>96
>>59228360
>>59228318
fuck off
>>59228367
swerve it la
>doing a poo
>it's a solid bastard, pushing's getting me nowhere
>give it one last bit of encouragement and leave the rest to gravity
>cheeky fart slips past and halts all progress
reeee
>>59228367
ey la where's ya prewf I wanna see a lawyher m8 I know me rites
Anyone here got a photo of a sweaty man wearing a purple tie
>>59228360
good lad
I would absolutely rail Davina McCall if she shut her fucking mouth
>tfw depressed
got lost in the moment last night and farted while the gf was sucking me off
>fuck off
Need a Scouse Scottish Leftist Jewish gf
>>59228387
have a snout, a bowl of fruit and fibre, a cup of coffee and a pack of chewing gum mate
you'll be inside out
>>59228462
Reckon I'm just gonna neck an Innocent smoothie and be done with it, mate
>>59228387
no laxatives on hand? wat a bloody travesty
>>59228341
Nobody would have cared if it was a bloke got sent home because he wasn't wearing a tie or w/e.
Stupid that she got sent home when it wasn't even on the dress code, makes no sense, don't see how it's sexist though.
>>59228479
what you want written on your grave
>>59228370
there aren't that many deaths from a lot of that stuff because hospitals are well equipped and know exactly what to do.
it's the same with drownings and near-drownings. most cases involve dumb fuck tourists who go out way too deep despite barely being able to swim.
>>59228445
omg same!! we're like pretty much the same person hehe<3
>>59228502
"2.6g of fibre right out the shitter (have a method) #yolo"
*walks towards you*
doing something
>>59228418
why yes
http://news.sky.com/story/1694652/snapshots-of-north-korea-on-a-morning-run
don't think you lads know how mad I'm getting over this reporting
>>59228561
tl;dr
Not sure if I could marry my non-white gf lads... or any non-white for that matter
>>59228522
*does the same toward you*
>>59228519
okay what song you want played
me on the left
>>59228600
Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 minutes* *HD*
Why are there so many Spaniards in Bristol?
F08839F
say hi to my girlfriend
had a dream I was in prison but it was a really relaxed prison, my roomate was this really rich girl who was older than me and she quite liked me for some reason. She paid for all my meals and renovated our prison room into something really nice because she was quite wealthy.
I miss her, she was lovely.
need to shave but need to buy a new razor first because the old one is done and it was incredibly painful the last time I used it
maybe I'll just grow a beard
>>59228633
>Huge Tits Stay-At-Home Teen
Very impressive
