Vineo edition
leelee
katie x
>>59221389
fuck off bot
janny's gonna lose his nut when he sees this one
holy kek lol
>5am
>flux going from yellow to blue automatically
I have never witnessed this moment before
OMG LOLOL xD
holy kek
REALLY desperate for a roast chicken
>>59221406
>tfw I'm just a loser
why does my breath smell so bad :((((
morning already
normie sun out
reeee
It is time.
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>59221456
not true
you're the best loser there is
>>59221456
I'm 19 and have never had a job, how's THAT for being a loser hahaha
=)
>>59221463
this poem will be engraved on a wall in some museum in 100 years when historians are digging through archives of the internet
our nige
acid doing me in againj
>>59221507
Post cock
lads
https://2ch dot hk/b/res/126288035.html
>>59221507
how much did you take? =)
25.9c / 55%
any of you lads given up dairy/red meat and seen improvements in your skin
I'm just not comfortable with the concept of white people
>>59221526
bit hot out
>>59221500
the media compromised with UKIP to kill off the BNP + split the tories for a labour win
>>59221545
that's in my room
it's feels pretty cool now though
>>59221528
i've given up on improving myself
i made a lot of progress already
>>59221528
I have acne
getting rid of dairy got rid of half of my acne, the other half seems to be hormonal
>>59221528
I gave up all meat (except for fish) entirely for about 3 months.
I felt nice. IDK if it was because I was "accomplishing" something, or if it really was something in the body
>>59221560
what progress
>>59221521
3 tabs
150ug about total
penis
o
o
The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me.
>>59221631
yourself because dude no offence or anything but you are kind of a pussy sometimes
>>59221577
fuck off murderer
>>59221604
*scoffs*
you really expect THAT measly dose to open your third eye? you seriously need to realign your chakra before you talk to me again
*storms out of the room, slamming the door behind me*
>>59221587
i'm getting flaccid and unkempt
hairy, smelly, pale, squinting in the white light of a rectangular window overlooking nowhere
frowning, grumbling, bitching like an old man
about our time and our people, and the inevitability of moral decay, suffering and death
i may have strayed from the question
*rubs hands*
>>59221682
triggered
>>59221667
you sound like someone i want to be around all the time haha
been really getting hungry around 11am for the last week or so.. Should start eating breakfast desu.
>>59221667
The french everybody
>>59221701
just kidding btw XD
>>59221667
Take vitamins senpai
I've wasted my life on this shit website
all it has done is make me racist
>>59221701
i'd rather you be inside, swollen, overflowing with baby juice and agressively thrusting desu
>>59221726
pretty much
>>59221719
man cannot live in ladyboy spunk alone
>>59221754
valla magoolas
>>59221777
O-oh, really?.. I'll have cereal or something then I suppose.
>>59221754
don't forget you're here forever
>>59221814
this is probably true
I've wasted my life on this shit website
all it has done is make me hate racists
being a grown up sucks :(
can't believe i used to actually want to be one of them haha
>>59221833
This
I mean I was racist before I come here but now that I see just how delusional and out of touch some people are
It's just sad really
>>59221761
>>59221814
made me racist too
>>59221833
>>59221869
pakis out
>>59221833
>>59221833
lurk moar
is life without god meaningless
having an existential crisis lads help me out
>>59221939
Yes but that's okay, why does it need to have meaning?
>>59221956
why do anything at all if there's no meaning
>>59221967
jokes
>>59221967
no need its all a spook
Stop with the Reddit level anti-colonialism it's bad history and you know it.
have spent about 15 hours on this question and i still can't do it so i;ll just make up an answer and get 0 (zero) on this question. really should've just spent those hours purely shitposting
>>59221967
because it will make you happy
>>59221982
but it doesn't
>>59221989
then you're doing it wrong.
try to have a good life, that's all.
>>59221993
>flag
>born 1993
>>59221967
Because it makes my penis feel good
>>59221967
you can't embrace absurdity
consider the possibility that there is a soul
and eternal blissful eternal life
and don't think about it again
it worked for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffe1exg-WNs
>>59221989
"There is no inherent meaning. You create the meaning in your life through your actions." - /u/CowboyLaw (reddit)
>>59221993
>mom in the background taking pic
Ugh...jesus....
>>59222035
>you create meaning
i want this reddit meme to die
any psychopaths here?
>>59222035
did hitler?
>>59222057
Yes I'm a fucking nut case geeza
>>59222058
of course
>>59222047
it's true though
>>59222057
Just a depressive.
>>59222081
Haha bet I could knock you out
>>59222068
never lie to me or dat boi again
>>59222081
how come you don't use 2ch.hk?
>>59222130
o shit waddup!
>>59222130
I used to post on a ukrainian chan but that was the only other one I used.
>>59222078
the fact that there is a subjective meaning mean you don't 'create' anything
as long as it is in your head and only in your head
it might as well not exist
you don't weave objective meaning out of thing air
you just have thoughts
>>59221939
“As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.”
"What, then, is your duty? What the day demands."
>>59222122
*picks my nose*
*rolls you into a ball*
*flicks you away*
>it's ok if I go to bed now I'll still get seven hours sleep
>it's ok if I go to bed now I'll still get six hours sleep
>it's ok if I go to bed now I'll still get five hours sleep
>it's ok if I go to bed now I'll still get four and a half hours sleep
doing something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru0icVphIv8
I spend hours and days making this OC video for my brit friends at sp.
I want you to enjoy it as well.
>>59222154
I'm all too familiar with this. Eventually I convince myself that I'll just deal with 2 hours or whatever in the morning and that usually doesn't turn out well.
Hopped up out of my bed...
Turned my swag on *raises shades*
>>59222167
You sound like a poo-in-loo
>>59222189
ED!!!
EEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/balk/
>>59222189
>taking a picture of your expensive watch
Is there any way as fool-proof of identifying an utter twat?
>>59222182
Usually If I'm not asleep by the four hour mark I just try to stay up instead.
I've literally tried to fix my sleeping twice this week by staying up but I just end up sleeping 12 hours and fucking it up again
>>59222235
if it's between a woman's legs it's probably a twat
>>59222167
Don't even need to bother watching it
Tldr: we did a scorpion kick
>>59222209
Umm hello??
Do you like my rolly
>>59222235
Jealousy is an ugly trait my friend
>>59222138
ooh okay, why do russians hate gay ppl so much? xD
>>59222144
It's not only in your head though, for example, if your meaning of life is to shitpost on the 'chon you fulfill it through shitposting.
If your meaning of life is to be happy then you do things that will make you happy.
It's not an objective meaning, and they're not only thoughts.
>>59222270
>don't bother watching it
holy kek
lol
>>59222167
I literally just found windows movie maker / 10
>>59222305
movie maker doesn't allow for some of that shit.
after effects + premiere.
>>59222304
I was lieing I'm watching it really xx
Just meant I already could tell the contents of the video
>>59222323
Get Camtasia, you're not ready for AE
>>59222336
tomorrow will make a thread on sp, it's pretty much 12PM here.
>>59222293
Meaning is only in your head
the fact they are traduced in action in the world
doesn't change anything
meaning isn't made to be fullfilled, it's there to give a coherent picture of the world as something organized, systematic
if you believe meaning to be subjective
you accept the world as uncomprehensible and absurd on every level, laws of nature excepted
real men play contact sports
>>59222358
I think you mean 12am you utter fucking mong
>>59222395
what time is on britain now?
>>59222189
Never keep something so close to you, that changes so often.
That's my life philosophy. For that reason, I never wear a watch.
sometimes I get nervous when I see an open door
>>59222362
So because people decide their own meaning of life the world is incomprehensible and absurd on every level? What are you on about lmao!!
>>59222416
06:02
>>59222416
6am
I slept between 8.30pm-2.30am
Dunno whether go try and get back to sleep or just get up
>>59222441
Very deep senpai. I tip to you
>>59222366
Turkish oil wrestling is where it's at.
>>59222460
>>59222463
ok, will make the thread in 6 hours then.
*dashes into thread*
yup, that's me
>>59222463
Just get up 2bh
>>59222481
bit homoerotic that
>>59222452
that's basically the definition of subjectivity
the layer of thought, conscious or not, that you apply on an otherwise unknowable world
if meaning is objective, there is such things as truth and an universal morality
meaning cannot be objective if there isn't a god
a superior being whose subjectivity IS objectivity i.e the words that binds reality, the verb that creates
if meaning is subjective, the world may not be absurd and uncomprehensible in your head
but he is devoid of objective meaning
which is to say you believe in bullshit, you look at nothing and invent a story because there's an abyss there
tarsus tarsus tarsus tarsus hallux tarsus halux
tarsus
and then
the hallux
you've got the tarsus, and then you have the hallux
coverts, i always think cortex but it's coverts, fucking coverts...marginal coverts, secondary coverts, greater coverts, upper coverts
fuck birds
Janny banned me for posting a fucking webm that I got from YouTube.
If it is allowed on YouTube it sure as hell would be allowed on a blue board, wouldn't it?
A grown woman is proud of the fact that she failed a test designed for 11 year olds.
>>59222621
>25% in maths
Disgusting
Showing pride in ignorance makes me rustled tbqh
>>59222621
Nigger culture
Cinco de Mayo?
More like Stinko de my hole
>>59222621
What a colossal stupid cunt
>>59222167
Don't talk to me or my 2014 WC title ever again.
>>59222616
>implying mods aren't completely perfect
>>59222645
>maths
She's a woman
>>59222616
>If it is allowed on YouTube it sure as hell would be allowed on a blue board
Oh you.
>>59222621
Think I seen something about this sats meme on twitter
Is there somewhere online you can take them?
>>59222678
It was a webm of Strayans burning some Japs during ww2. Got it off youtube so I tought it would surely be allowed, but I guess janny is a Nip.
>>59222702
Blue boards are SFW.
signed contract for my new flat lads
what the fuck is up with your greens party?
Abolish the army? Abolish SATS? No priority for skilled migrants?
Opposing performance-related pay for teachers?
Its like they literally WANT to run you guys into the ground.
I'm all for free speech and all that but isn't this just straight up treason?
>>59222692
You can do a practice SAT
>>59222824
You are on about our SATs right?
If you're talking your fucking yank shite again I'm gonna fucking lose it
>>59222702
don't forget rules 8 and 9
>>59222867
>You are on about our SATs right?
U wot ma8?
Just saying take it online.
>Police Apologise After Fake Suicide Bomber Shouts "Allahu Akbar!" During Counterterror Drill
hmm
>A group of bar owners from one of Copenhagen’s suburbs, who have been endlessly harassed by Muslim youth activists trying to impose a so-called “Shariah zone”, have taken their case to a government minister, urging her to protect their businesses and the locals.
hmmmm
Think I'm going to go shopping today /brit/
>>59222189
Let's see the bottom of that thing so I know it's not a fake.
>>59222959
cornetto
ALLAHU ACKBAR
just an exercise bro
Talk dirty to me the way only a British man can
>>59222959
friend
>>59222944
it's not a suburb
i live right by there
>A city in Uzbekistan has paid its schoolteachers in chickens rather than cash, it's reported.
Parent keep subsidising me lads
They always conveniently "forget" that i didnt give them money gor the weekly shop
Im fucking scum
>>59223102
8 actually
been keeping my ear to the streets
>A ROW over EU Referendum TV debates is heading for the courts after ITV last night enraged Leave campaigners by announcing a duel between David Cameron and Nigel Farage.
>The broadcaster revealed the two would appear in an hour long show on June 7 - with the UKIP chief taking questions from a studio audience for the first 30 minutes, followed by the PM in the second half.
>Vote Leave - the official Out campaign - immediately threatened to sue and accused ITV of a "stitching us up" in a desperate attempt to book the PM.
Why the fuck would Leave be angry at this?
>>59222621
i don't know what those things are either tbf
if the game was a tray full of icecubes i'm the coldest and the hardest still
Friends, is this song the ultimate 4chan anthem? It's meant to describe a man's addiction to television, but in a modern context, it could be interpreted as a man falling in love with a fictional character - sound familiar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StfLy3pzno0
>>59223128
Don't know, I thought this one was great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJGBBjkGo
>>59223127
>>59223163
t.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0qD2K2RWkc
These types of videos make me physically disgusted at how bluepilled people are, disgusting
Do we like Amber and Luna's duet here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkFFGVfquFU
>>59223250
Suck your nan blud
>>59223278
random capitalisation is a sure sign of a moron
>Sadiq Khan will support quotas on black police officers
Ah yes very impressive.
Anyone ever been here? Any good?
Trying to find somewhere good to drive to for a little shopping trip
Bicester is an option too
fuck white people
>>59223459
If you really want to ;)
*spreads my cheeks*
/pol/ made the news again lads
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/279381-sanders-glowstick-graphic-actually-a-recipe-for-chlorine-bomb
>>59223447
bicester is better
>>59222573
>this is what religious "people" think
>>59223430
Its happening at slow intervals, but your getting there
>>59223459
t. zhang
>>59222047
its bastardized Nietzsche
>>59223499
i'm agnostic
nice try though
>>59223487
Slightly further drive though
Scared of going down south
>i'm agnostic
>nice try though
your the rasheed
fag
>>59223600
big guy for me and my gf
>your
Ribena
>Manchester police trying to make terrorist simulation as realistic as possible
>Make terrorist a muslim
Hmm what did they mean by this?
>>59223715
rorke
I see muslims are wasting no time after electing Sadiq Khan.
>>59222047
DUDE just forget that everybody you love will die lmao
>>59222621
I still think she will have more success in life with her mindset than me.
>>59223806
ima not a nihilist
post boipussy you fannynugget
fondling my freshly shaved nads
>>59223883
oh boy here we go
>>59223787
>>59223883
Look forward to the lefties telling us 'omg, don't be racist they can beat their women if they want, it's a Sharia zone!!'
>>59223883
fuck sake britain
>>59223937
roflmfao
>>59223963
>>59223958
>>59223883
that's a shoop you morons
>>59224009
Reminder that there are prople who's only source of information is memes and scroll through, see images like that and actually take it as fact
>>59224009
These runts are easily deceived
>>59223555
Alright, can you explain what you mean in simple English please?
I don't understand what you're trying to say.
>>59224061
>>59224093
to be fair my first instinct is to believe in meme magic
but five seconds of google are enough to know what's what
kinda worried it seemed so plausible to me though
The normies can fuck off then sick of trying to make an effect and getting it thrown back in my face
>tfw avoid looking at bank balance so I'm not depressed
>>59224105
explain what?
How cucked is Scotland compared to England? Is there a Muslim district like East London in major Scotish cities like Edinburgh and Glasgow?
>You have been removed from the group
>>59224160
They're bigger cucks politically but people generally don't want to live in Scotland over England
>>59224160
>>59224180
Tldr: Scotland wishes the pakis and refugees would go there but even they don't want to
>>59224156
what the significance of living is
>>59224153
>$6.25
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/may/11/receptionist-sent-home-pwc-not-wearing-high-heels-pwc-nicola-thorp
>A receptionist claims she was sent home from work at a corporate finance company after refusing to wear high heels.
>Nicola Thorp, 27, from Hackney in east London, arrived on her first day at PwC in December in flat shoes but says she was told she had to wear shoes with a “2in to 4in heel”.
>Portico said it set the uniform rules for staff but would review its guidelines, the BBC reported.
Sharia law will surely solve this by making all women dress ugly.
>>59224244
>>59224153
>€0.00
>>59224244
> $
fuck you yank
just said goodmorning to mum
did you or are you lousy son?
>>59224225
You get to have a go at life, but it's ultimately pointless, but I never understood why that's necessarily bad.
>>59224287
lousy son for a lousy mother :)
Breasts bruv
doing my best
>>59224363
good post
>>59224373
nottes
morning
>>59224363
very lewd
>>59224225
i don't think about that anymore
you could say i'm being vaguely hedonistic without
having the usual commitment to it the word implies
i live a day at a time, stuff my face with food
while watching stuff on youtube and try to kill
my mind as much as possible from ideas such as these
there's that quote from the movie 'i stand alone'
that accurately summarize how i see things
it's: 'life is like a tunnel impossible to share'
it's a bit lost in translation and from the movie
'i stand alone' but this idea that the only thing
worthwhile in this life i.e exchanging with others
is ultimately pointless and disingenuous, born of selfishness and the need to huddle from hungry solitude
Im rambling again, going to sleep
see ya
Business idea: post NSFW images to get thainonce sacked
lads what are some words you use all the time but never remember how to spell?
for me it's efficient
>i don't think about that anymore
>you could say i'm being vaguely hedonistic without
>having the usual commitment to it the word implies
>i live a day at a time, stuff my face with food
>while watching stuff on youtube and try to kill
>my mind as much as possible from ideas such as these
>there's that quote from the movie 'i stand alone'
>that accurately summarize how i see things
>it's: 'life is like a tunnel impossible to share'
>it's a bit lost in translation and from the movie
>'i stand alone' but this idea that the only thing
>worthwhile in this life i.e exchanging with others
>is ultimately pointless and disingenuous, born of selfishness and the need to huddle from hungry solitude
>Im rambling again, going to sleep
>see ya
>>59224471
dyslexia
>>59224446
Yeah because posting nsfw pictures never happened before..
doing a depression
>>59224471
apparently
>>59224471
I'm fine with spelling but correctly using "effect" or "affect" routinely fucks my shit up.
>people think this is the most beautiful woman in the world
Sun's back
Schoolgirls should be baring their legs today
Can't find ANY tinder sluts
I'm too autistic for this
>>59224544
effect is a noun
affect is a verb
>>59224555
nonceophile
>>59224544
>>59224471
>these are the people you share a thread with
Dsylexia & Dutchlad get a free pass
>>59224594
OH THE IRONY
Rate my fit lads
>>59224446
>feet out of shot
reeeeeeeee
>>59224653
>all those ebin cereals I'm missing over here.
roo
>>59224545
looks like a hot mess to me, m'sir
Morning lads
Morning lad
NEETS should be massacred
>>59224757
Having a rough morning wage slave?
>>59224180
they do . but we can't handle the allocations because england has higher infrastructure and amenity privilege. SO check your fucking privilege before you talk shit
>>59224788
>literal charity case
https://www.princes-trust.org.uk/
>>59224791
Didn't say nobody wants to live there m8. Just saying most people would choose England over Scotland.
>>59224816
psst, i'm only pretending
>>59224823
because of jobs and housing thanks to the fact that england plundered scotland and ireland for all its wealth for 300 years probably longer.
