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Cute Japanese boys where?
no homo.
中野梓
どうすればいい?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow
thx for made this thread!
Where find strip bar in Minato? Not roppongi, but more to the east?
How are the prices there usually?
ロリコンは心でなるものです、お金じゃない
乙
9th for my precious friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvW6KWQ-d3I
>>58951053
おおー懐かしいのやってんな
これ昔、買おうと思ったんだけど高かったんだよな
>>58951175
Akasaka
みんなああああ!!!
おはゆごじゃみます!!!
>>58950716
in 2D world
かっこいいのあたった
>>58951053
ロリコン・ゲームはやめてwhite album2をプレイする
>>58951821
おばようじょさいまず
>>58951821
こんばんみ
>>58950634
What was high school like for you guys?
おはようございます
>>58951993
>What was high school like for you guys?
>>58951115
I really like this JSDF mum
>>58952020
おはへほまひっす!
>>58951993
Pretty fun, I got into lots of mischief
No regrets
>>58951993
>What was high school like for you guys?
⇓orz
>>58951892
次はマブラブ、そしてever17、それからwhite albumかもしれん
東京にいるゲイクラブの仲間ではどこがいい?
アーティ・ファルティ?
>>58951993
Like spring, every day is shining. That was really beautiful days.
トランプが大統領になったら在日米軍撤退させるらしいけど
その瞬間中国から日本やっつけられそうだけど大丈夫なのだろうか
いやでござる
>>58952308
>また投稿した
>>58951863
なんじゃいな? かっこいいね。
第3セクターとかにできないかな・・・
>>58952199
ecchi gameのcommunityみたいなのって海外はあったりするの?
>>58952308
変な日本語
>>58952308
アメリカがモンロー主義になったら、逆に満州と台湾を取り返すワンチャン来るのかと思ってた。だから日本はもう一回イギリスと同盟組んだし、今安倍総理がプーチンと会ってヤる気なのかと。
‘いきなり中国と戦争って頭わいてんのか?
戦争するにしても段階があるだろう
>>58952452
/jp/
this summer when i visit japan will be my first time in お風呂
how do i ask my gf to wash my back?
「背中洗ってくれない」?
>>58952308
中国と日本の戦争が始まったら独立を狙っているチベットウイグル台湾あたりが一斉蜂起する
インドとロシアも領土を狙っている
あそこはそんなリスクは犯さない
>>58952527
「原爆の爆発で死ね、ジャップカス」でいいですよ。
>>58951993
I was always protected by the cool kids even though I was a nerd
>>58952527
>「背中洗ってくれない」
that is not understandable phrase for japanese
you should say お尻の穴舐めて
いなくなったところにポルトガルを呼ぶとか。
>>58952525
俺書き込んで大丈夫か?
日本人って言わなければいいか
>>58952679
Gaaaaaaay
>>58952599
>チベットウイグル台湾
ただの雑魚じゃんw
どんだけの軍事力があるんだそいつらw
>>58952452
ビジュアルノベルとやらのコミュニティはあるけど。例https://www.reddit.com/r/visualnovels
しかしあまりエッチなのを強調していないよ。それより物語のほうが好きだ。まあ少なくとも僕はそうだが、もちろん人はそれぞれの趣味を持つ
>>58952744
台湾は既にアメリカや日本から仰山買い込んでるぞ、戦闘機やら何やらを。
>>58952527
If that is 背中流してくれない, it's completely correct.
>>58952805
なるほどなるほど
台湾は中国相手にやれるくらいの軍事力があるとお考えかw
>>58952722
英語で書くなら大丈夫だと思う
>>58952679
That might cause quite a misunderstanding.
>>58952527
あと、エッチしたいなら「日本は戦争犯罪を謝罪すべきです」といったら、彼女がすごく興奮する
t.タイ国に住む日本人
>>58951993
I was always beating the big white abusive kids, thats why I got expelled from 8 schools
![51piMOhRNKL._SY450_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gd1jvSo.jpg "51piMOhRNKL._SY450_[1].jpg")
>>58953035
逃げろ!!
コリアンダー!!!
>>58952744
現代は爆弾一個で街を滅ぼせるから国の内側にいる脅威を無視できない
>>58951993
It was absolutely terrible in the beginning, but by the end of it everyone suddenly liked me.
>>58952950
日本人かよ!
そういや普通に日本語読んでたね
can anyone read this? i only recognize the left part as 金 like in 銀
>>58953134
まあ、中国と日本が戦争になったら中国はまっさきにそういった反乱分子を潰すでしょうなあ
Frogs appeared.
>>58952878
そもそもWW2でも中国共産党は逃げ回ってプロパガンダ垂れ流しただけだしな。日本相手に戦争したのも国民党(今、台湾にいる方)でシリア抗争と同じ、台湾にはバックスポンサーがいると考えた方がいいよ。中国は台湾と争う時、台湾だけを相手にするんじゃない。
basic rule
netouyo is not japanese but foregner.
unti-japan is japanese who hates his own society.
>>58953212
the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>58953268
thank you!
>>58953186
いや、そいつの日本語は完全に可笑しい。
>>58953291
Are you chon? Everyone knows renkorean is not Japanese, but Zapanese.
http://orderof10.com/humanityshallbeenlightened
ドキドキ
i love all qties itt <3
>>58953523
You are cockroach
>>58953576
what is this wil I die
OLD ENGLISH TEACHERS
>>58953737
yes
>>58953270
加えて文革で東南アジアに逃げたのもいっぱいいるしなあ
あいつらは共産党を恨んでいるから喜んで武器を送るだろう
カナダ、オーストラリア、アメリカに逃げた連中はどうするんだろうな
ass-chan
>>58953523
nihonjin「ユーモアのつもりだった」
RIP LONDON
RIP CUTEPOSTER
>>58952790
redditにあったのか
匿名掲示板の雰囲気の方が好きだが、一応見てみるよありがとう〜
俺はエロくても物語が良い奴でも何でもokよ
>>58952879
英語下手くそだからバレそうだけどとりあえずromってみる
ありがとう!
giraffe-chan
>>58953809
blessed kuramochi
Roses are red, violets are blue.
お前はもう死んでいる
I am drunk and confused
>>58953629
t, shibaki corps
近所に手ごろな値段の銭湯復活しないかな。
シャワーだけじゃなく、たまには湯船にどっぶり浸かりたい。
>>58953576
CPU部門に参戦
>>58953863
creepy guy again
>>58953874
Roses are red, violets are blue
僕をいかせてくれる?
>>58953835
そこまで気使って喋れるかバーカ
同じように言っても左の側のケナし具合が足らないと言ってくる思想カブレうぜえ
>>58953863
Fuck off.
>>58953960
>>58953874
lipstick is red, sissy balls are blue
i will be a cuckold FOR YOU
>>58953908
me on the right staring at my small dick
>>58953576
orderof10
((((( ;ﾟДﾟ)))))
>>58954037
your anus is red, your balls are blue,
now i'm going to forcefully penetrate you.
:D
>>58954015
>>58953940
why do you hate giraffe chan? shes a cutie, even if she is an average girl
真っ白になった
>>58954128
lewd
>>58954013
>>58953835
とっとと連呼リアン同士で殺し合って死ねばいいのに
http://togetter.com/li/968257
>>58954118
would not date even I receive payment
>>58953908
Don't post old men, post qts instead.
>>58954118
kill yourself madman
>>58954118
4/10
最近覚えたフランス語
タギョル(黙れ)
>>58954278
>>58954299
why is it only the nipponese anons who get butthurt about her
>>58954255
i said she was average didnt i? didnt say she was ugly
>>58954264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBZP5bXAUVg
>>58954303
テェトァ
>>58954251
チョン認定してきたお前はネトウヨ外人なのか。
adios. go home. take care of yourself
>>58953523
はじまらないぞ
>>58954528
オーストラリア人は中学校で外国語は何を習うの?
>he doesn't fly first class on airplanes
POOR
LITTLE
JAPS
>>58954264
Sorry about that.
>>58954741
>japanese bba taking a bath.jpg
サヨ側にパンチの効いた名前が無えからだよ。
語呂の悪い悪口使ってっから。
>>58954651
お前って日本のパスポート持ってんの?パンツ屋と同じでタイムスタンプ添えて見せられないのでは?
out of interest how acceptable is paying for sex an stuff like soaplands in japan? is it something you can do like every other night or is it frowned upon?
>>58954676
フランス語が一番人気な外国語だけど、ドイツ語やインドネジア語や日本語を勉強する人も結構いるよ。僕は小さいな頃からフランス語をずっと勉強してるけど去年日本語を始めた。日本は?
>>58954979
なんかわからんけど見せられない。
無茶言うな
>>58954922
ぱよぱよちーん
http://www.kitguru.net/gaming/security-software/jon-martindale/f-secure-marketing-director-accused-of-revealing-consumer-details/
>>58954922
>>58955072
>日本は?
もちろん英語!
たいてい大学に行ってから、フランス語とかドイツ語とか中国語を第二外国語として習うよ
>ランランラランアイランジャ~、戦えアイを守るため~
ワロタ
誰だよ書き込んだ奴
>>58951993
it was fucking terrible, it was so bad i had to drop out
>>58955211
>日本語アクセントのフランス語
超かわいい
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1ZpNjlsDtI
>>58954982
Of course it's frowned by people in real life, and you can't really enjoy it everyday because it's expensive. There are cheap soaplands but you'll get a female ork.
>>58955170
用も無く日本をケナすだけのカスが容赦なく許せない、という感じを出したい。
心底の怒りが感じられない。
>>58955448
I wanna listen to your kawaii Japanese, anon :^)
>>58955171 語感は重要だ
>>58955557
文章を送ってくれ
>>58955513
なんで在日って漢字で書く部分を片仮名にすんの?馬鹿なのチョンなの?
>>58955415
>>58954786
I want to take a bath for a long time.
The hot bath can be relaxed very much.
>>58955653
坊主が上手に屏風に坊主の絵をかいた
try it
>>58955893
フランス語の文章って意味だったけど
>>58955072
英語のrをどうしても発音できない
諦めてフランス語のように発音したくなる
>>58955555
>>58956003
kawaii Japaneseって言ったじゃん!
フランス語のことは全然知らないので
>>58956042
あのオーストラリア人に適切なフランス語の例文を与えてあげてくれ
its the first day of your japanese course in kioto,
at classroom teacher say everybody must take a paper to start practicing kanji writting at class, but you forgot your papers at home, there is a big young 90 kg brown light latino with a friendly face near your sit with many empty papers (around 200), you ask him for one free paper
then he responds to you : sorry white I dont have any paper left
what would you do ?
>>58956146
brain fart があった、ごめん
ちょっと待って、録音してみる
>>58955697
ただの社会のクズみたいなのが、
全然ポリシーも何も無く、災害とかを煽って喜んで回ってんだよ。愉快犯気取りのカスみたいなのが。
在日がケナしてるんじゃないんだろ。
>>58956191
"hey teacher, I forgot my paper, so give me one please"
英語のRは舌の真ん中震わせて声を出すで良かったっけ?
スペイン語のRRに比べたら全然難しくないと思う
>>58956435
post the difference to vocarro
>>58956042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tdp6tQfztJ
>>58956042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o59rKJ1Qd4
>>58956281
災害を煽るってよくわからんけど、悪いことなのか?
阿蘇山が噴火するかもしれないのに現地の住民には伝えず黙殺しろとでも?
http://asianews2ch.jp/archives/48518763.html
>tfw will never be reborn as a japanese woman
>>58956191
Ask Korean girl to my left (the Latino guy always looks at her strangely in the corridor). Of course, I'll invite her to a cafe after the class to thank her. We'll probably make it a bit of a tradition (having lunch together after the school), just talking about our struggle with Japanese, about living in a foreign country, about how this fat Peruvian guy keeps asking her for dates and mumbles something about her being made for the white man (what a creep).
>>58956529
>>58956529
>>58956579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02flzXxMYTE
>>58956634
gay as fuck
>>58956531
"煽る"は「けしかける」という意味で使う方が一般的だぞ。
"諫める"なら「注意喚起する」という意味になるけど、
レスの"煽る"を「鼓舞」の意味で読むのは誤読だ。
>>58956694
implying she liked to be around russians
>>58956634
why are skirts so fucking sexy
>>58956932
why aren't your (includes Americans') schoolgirl's skirt so fappable?
you adopt Japanese one asap
>>58956634
Japanese people will literally fuck anything apart from each other.
>>58957029
i dont know, there was this girl that went to my school that always wore skirts and i'd pop boners every time i'd see her
skirts look good on boys
>>58956146
Un chasseur sachant chasser sait chasser sans son chien.
変態さんばっかりだなw
>>58957073
>tfw looking up "schoolgirl" on xvideo
I really have trouble to get fappable videos
you should change it JUST NOW
>>58957140
Les chaussettes de l'archiduchesse sont-elles sèches ou archisèches?
>>58957043
so why is it only japanese posters getting mad about giraffe chan then? im not allowed to like her but they think shes ugly lel
>>58957239
people are mad you keep spamming some random girl's pic. it's creepy and gross.
>>58957080
>>58957294
>>58957294
its no different to kpop or waifu pics though
besides i dont have many pics of japanese girls
>>58957294
Everyone is doing the same thing heere
japan what do you think about non-weeb tourists?
>>58955837
I haven't taken a bath since I was just 10 or something. I really miss it (´・ω・｀)
>>58957373
daisey and cara kawaii desu neeee~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>58957455
>tfw too hairy to take baths
>>58957450
They go to Kyoto, right? Tourists in Kyoto are known for good manners meanwhile ones in Akihabara are notorious for bad manners.
>>58957450
We know European tourists here are mosty from Britain, but Britain isn't weeaboo country.
>>58957455
>I haven't taken a bath since I was just 10 or something.
Are you joking or is it standard for westerners? It sounds really dirty 2bh
>>58957624
showers are more than enough
>>58957553
you can never be too hairy to take a bath
>>58957624
baths are for kids, old people, and rich people with jacuzzis
everyone else takes a shower
>>58957569
>>58957450
how is the tourism in the more traditional areas as opposed to the big cities? i mean sure id go to tokyo for the memes but seeing the natural wonders and old ways of japan is enticing too, also id love to go to the penis festival
>>58957624
No one under the age of 40 takes baths regularly.
>>58957373
Entertainers and amateurs are not the same.
>>58957705
>you can never be too hairy to take a bath
you are too hairy to take a bath when there's more hair than water in the tub
>>58957752
I'm taking a bath every day
>>58957685
>>58957705
I understand why white people on trains smell so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68wRwq3XlCA
I experienced just like this video once (but as a Japanese commuter) The problem was the white guy really smell bad but he didn't even seem realizing it. I tried to sit next to him but I couldn't stand his smell more than 30 seconds...
>>58957960
sorry we're not autistic enough to take a shower before taking a bath, i guess
>>58957960
Also, what should we do when we see this on trains? The uploader of this video thought it is because Japanese racism, not for his own smell. I don't want to be looked as racist just because I couldn't stand the dirtiness.
>>58957960
jesus christ thats embarassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTcLzTYTzvQ
>>58957792
You mean entertainers have no privacy? I don't think so.
Rather, posting celebrities pics on anonymous boards without their permission is not recommended.
It's common sense.
>>58957943
No one under the age of 40 who isn't Mayuyu takes baths regularly.
>>58958112
Why did you post the vid?
チンポから紅茶を出します
>>58957373
celebs and people who post stuff publicly are completely different from private photos some creepy guy shared.
>>58957685
I only take a shower recently, too. Very disappointed.
>>58957746
The pic is in Taiwan though.
>>58957624
It's time for grateful to Shintoism.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3101303/Eau-no-Four-ten-French-people-don-t-soak-shower-day-according-survey-revealing-shocking-personal-hygiene-Channel.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/majority-of-uk-women-dont-bath-or-shower-10065854.html
>>58957960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibua-qDVkOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS0wTqdpBh0&annotation_id=annotation_2566473033&src_vid=Ibua-qDVkOY&feature=iv
>>58958221
i forgot
i cant allow
dont wash body and first take a bath
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58957797
what a hairy situation to be in
>>58958060
I hope you're not serious. no one smells that bad just because they take showers instead of baths
>>58958325
well that's just europeans for you
one time i was signing up for a school and there were these two immigrants from france who fucking stunk the entire place up somehow
>>58957373
>>58957427
Models and athletes are not the same. Girl never posted herself here.. it is disgusting gaijins do this.
what's the most important difference between standard Kanto Japanese and Kansai-ben?
>>58957960
really do not understand how people can go out smelly
>>58958340
Yes, we should wash at least one's dick.
>>58958504
don't forget to rinse one's vagina
>>58958406
kansai sounds cool
kanto sounds boring like american english
>>58958406
usually, they are talk something, attach "ya" thought
kanto: you an idiot desu
kansai: you an idiot ya! yana~ yaro etc…
>>58958504
okay
i will wash your dick with skebe chair
>>58958546
My friend is using rinse to his
public hair, as a result his public hair being glossy straight. But it's so weird.
>>58958628
>>58958660
what about Tohoku then
>>58958406
東京人:ちょっどすみません。これは何ですか。
大坂人:おいなんやねんこれお前!
>>58958839
speak russian
>>58958325
Europeans are primative smelly savages. Australians and other New Worlders have normal hygeine/bathing habits.
>>58958940
нo бpaткa мoй, я pyccкий язык знaю, oчeвиднo
>>58958352
>I hope you're not serious. no one smells that bad just because they take showers instead of baths
I'm serious and I actually experienced like that. I don't know if it was actually because he only shower though.
>>58958839
Thohoku : ~dabe
you an idiot dabe. dabeka?
>>58957373
I dukno but Ariana is so loli to me
>>58959086
>I'm serious and I actually experienced like that. I don't know if it was actually because he only shower though.
well then is that fair to judge?
don't forget that asians have less sweat glands in general, i hear they barely sell deodorants in japan
>>58958060
No I think it's just Japanese racism and your collective autistic phobia yet morbid fascination with all things non Japanese
>>58959319
Should I have politely told him that he had stunk like lead of pencil with vinegar flavored? Isn't it rude though?
>>58959481
we avoid doing that even in my country
i think the only time i told someone they stunk was when my friend came back from gym class
>>58958628
But kanto-ben is like "desu desu~~~ so kawaii desu~~~!!!" while kansai-ben is spoken by yakuza
>>58959481
you're not wrong, even in america i move the fuck away if someone smells on the train. admittedly it's more acceptable for a girl to walk away than a guy..
SJW love to complain about racism and discrimination, but fuck their noise.
>>58958839
Like scottish english, most Japanese can't get their Japanese.
>>58959549
>while kansai-ben is spoken by yakuza
Do all Yakuza sound as cute as Chitose?
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.53_[2016.03.05_20.24.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zHPNlQM.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.53_[2016.03.05_20.24.09].jpg")
>>58959726
Why is she so perfect?
>>58959549
>>58959807
目が腐ってる
>>58958839
Ebina-chan
>>58960158
エビナちゃんのおっぱいをいじめたい
baka japan follow example of older cousin KOREA and throw chinese signs away
only kana only japan
>>58960382
>inb4 "m-muh homophones!"
face it, if your writing system requires fucking high schoolers to keep studying it, it failed as a writing system and should be eliminated
>>58960158
>>58959549
>tfw you don't speak Japanese and can't tell the difference between Kansai accents, Tohoku accents and normal Japanese accents
>>58959549
kansai ben is beautiful ben
freyja's ben is top qt ben
>>58960681
my brother can't tell the difference between japanese spokeb without a gaijin accent and japanese spoken with a gaijin accent
Kansai-ben? It's more like Cuntsai-ben.
Japan I am a schizoid will i fit in there?
good night~
>>58961765
Oyasuminasai gozaimasu, nihonjin.
>>58961403
Kanto-ben? More like Cunto-ben
>>58961403
Kansai ben is for a criminal like yakuza, in fact Osaka has the highest crime rate.
>>58962344
>in fact Osaka has the highest crime rate.
No. It used to be, but it's now Fukuoka.
>>58962344
is ryu ga gotoku an accurate representation of yakuza
>>58961765
g-good night gif friend~
>>58962631
source?
>>58962969
you first
>>58962969
>>58963049
I'm challenging myself to read through this children's comic in order to fight my way through Japanese.
I'm confused by the meaning of the first panel however. I get that he's calling for Luigi to save him, and something about Dinosaur Land or "Yostar Island", but what is マリオたち and why is he saying 遊び (A verb for play?). It's odd to me.
おはようございます!
how to japanese gf?
>>58964446
こんにちわアメリカから
>>58964022
Manga is bad for learning because it's really colloquial.
how to japanese bf?
>>58964022
マリオたち(alt:マリオ達) means "Mario and other person/people"
遊び can also mean "vacation"
恐竜ランド「ヨースター島」に遊びにきたマリオたち
"Mario and his fellows go to Yostar Island, the Dinosaur Land for vacation"
>>58964884
Manga is often not even colloquial, it's just manganese.
Do the Japanese love Israel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtUR-ec6Z5Q
>>58965156
This is also true.
>>58965238
inb4 le Japanese and Jews are related meme
