/Balk/- Balkan Thread
FYROM`D edition
>>58207009
1st for rus girls
tri moreta
>>58207376
Exactly, my friend
>>58207403
>čugoslvdvid
>only dve moreta
you had one job
who else /jew/ in here
who else /mostbutifel/ in here
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/20/entertainment/jennifer-aniston-people-most-beautiful-woman/
/balk/ numero uno!
>>58208929
albos confirmed turk settlers
>>58208929
i average around 7300 per year...
why are the balkans so degenerate
why can't we into ordnung
>>58207403
>Чyгocлдвид
>american education
>>58209117
Greek, Serbian and Bulgarian blood flowing through your veins, Ros
ГPAД БEЗ PEКA HE E ГPAД
>>58209644
CEЛO БEЗ ЧEPКBA E КATO ЖEHA БEЗ ЦИЦИ
>>58209667
>CEЛO БEЗ ЧEPКBA E КATO ЖEHA БEЗ ЦИЦИ
wtf the only thing google translate got out of this was boobs
>>58209741
village without a church is like woman without boobs
when did you find out that behind every american flag hides a nigger or a mexican /balk/?
>>58209644
Пpeз Coфия минaвaт някoлкo peки, Биcтpишкa, Пepлoвcкa, плюc кaнaлa.
>european capital status confirmed
>>58209784
right after 1865
All hail the Bulgarian superiority
>>58209741
He replaced some of the words with English ones. Like "E" for example.
>>58209846
no i didn't, you mong
>>58209846
:update
holly shit, 4chan automatically replace some Cyrillic letters with Latin ones.
That asian faggot deserve a rope.
>>58209846
>>58209943
Sure does smell like the summer in Bengazi right now
http://www.startupcafe.ro/stiri-finantari-20949264-25-000-euro-ajutor-pentru-cine-intra-afaceri-romi-persoane-marginalizate-defavorizati-descarca-ghidurile-vezi-cand-deschid-finantarile.htm
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
>>58210004
>pentru
"two" mentioned
>>58210004
What's happening senpai? You're giving 25 thousand jewros to gyppos?
>>58208929
>a list of shitty undeveloped countries excelling at some bad habbit
>South Korea
wtf
are turks white
>>58210004
that's pointless.
>Hey uneducated and probably retarded gypsy anon, we'll give you 25K EUR to open your own business? Wanna do it?
>Da.
>Alright, just write down your business plan, fill the papers needed and we'll ready to proceed with the money transfer.
>sheeeeit.jpg
>>58210004
that's the Balkans in a nutshell
>>58209943
Same things with our "kappa"
Kalimera becomes kαλημέρα with the English k. Some of us send feedback but nobody ever fixed it
>>58210067
they're paying gypsies 25.000 yurops to open a business
>>58210122
>implying they won't find some whitey and pay him a percentage for helping them getting the 25k
this is extremely exploitable
especially when talking about niggerjews
and then there will be lawsuits - "ayyoo govt didn't give me munny das racesits"
>>58210192
>25.000 yurops
I have that kind of money. Give business ideas.
>>58209943
>>58210175
>there's captcha
>still has spam symbols banned
admin is so tech illiterate that can't find the setting after moot left
>>58210004
>biserica neamului curului
>moscheea lui erdogan
>acum asta
welp
>>58210222
open a strip club in rudozem
>>58210222
are you a gypsy?
>>58210004
Does this mean all the gyppos can now open their own manele studio with that money?
>>58210004
Finally, /hell/ and /ro/ are dead and gone.
>>58210602
What about /va/? I always enjoy those threads
>>58210602
>Finally
What is dead may never die
who /leaving job/ here?
>>58210710
Obv you...
>>58210222
Gib ideas maggots I am sick and tired of being a corporate drone.
>>58210004
Why not just burn the money, I mean the end is gonna be pretty much the same.
>>58211009
Weed delivery app
It's like Tinder, but for weed
GOD I HATE PEOPLE SO MUCH
>waiting on a query in the groceries store
>some grandma before me
>cashier marks her groceries
>grandma just stays lite a retard, instead putting her crap back to her cart
>cashier tells her what's the total price
>grandma start picking her pockets to get her wallet and pay
HOLLY SHIT, WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK YOUR WALLET WHILE THE CASHIER WAS MARKING YOUR SHIT?
>pays
>grandma starts just now to put her shit in the cart, while my shit is getting marked and mixed with hers
FOR FUCKS SAKE, YOU COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS
or this:
>second in the query
>person before me pays and lives
>SOME BITCHASS FAGGOT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
>no "can i..."
>no "would you mind if..."
>"yo, gemme a Victory cigars"
>cashier "alright, let me see... oh we don't have Victory."
>faggot "then Parlament"
>cashier "hmm, let me see... oh we dont have these here, let me check on the other cashier both"
FUCK OFF, FAGGOT
THE QUERY IS FOR EVERYONE, GO GET YOUR CANCER IN A BOX LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DO, FUCK!
here's another one:
>pick up my shit in my shopping basket
>some dumb ass bitch with a cart
>parked her cart next to the table for groceries packing
>her ass covers half of the table
>her shopping cart covers the rest of the table
>she's putting her shit from the cart, to her bag NOT USING A SQUARE CENTIMETER OF THE TABLE AT ALL
WHY DO YOU EVEN STAND HERE WHEN YOU ARE NOT USING THE FUCKING TABLE, CUNT? HELL, YOU CAN GO ON THE FUCKING STREET AND PUT YOUR CRAP DIRECTLY TO YOUR 500€ PIECE OF SHIT RENAULT CLIO
and this one is my fucking favorite:
>cunt before me
>picked 2 bananas and yogurt - total price 2 leva and 5 stotinki
>"i'll pay with a card"
>HOLLY...
>start picking her pocket to get her shitty and probably empty anyway card
>...FUCKING...
>enters her code - wrong
>...SHIT!
>"tee-hee, let me try again..."
WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE FUCKING 2 PAPER LEVA IN YOUR POCKET? WHAT ARE YOU POOR OR JUST RETARDED?
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THESE BANANAS, YOU FUCKING CUNT!
what do i go with?
>>58211309
>GOD I HATE PEOPLE SO MUCH
stopped reading there you underage tumblerina faggot
>>58211309
Next time you go to that store, be a real Balkan person and bring one of pic related with you
Trust me, you wouldn't even need to touch it and people will give you their place in the queue, you'll save time and money!
>>58211349
What languages do you speak besides Romanian and English?
>>58211309
You are just autistic and neurotic
>>58211291
t. not a cop
>>>/his/1018187
>>>/his/1018187
>>>/his/1018187
>no one really thinks modern Bulgarians are descendants of Bulgars in any significant way
Tatar antickis on suicide watch.
>>58211309
>>person before me pays and lives
>this whole post
>>58208929
Poles confirmed not true slavs.
>>58211431
none
I mean I did 6 years of german and 2 years of french and I *might* recognize some things, but that's not really knowing the language
>>58211349
Italian is real fuckin easy if you already know romanian
>>58209943
This is old stuff, it was done years ago to keep russian bots away.
>>58211499
How's that going to keep russian bots away you cunt?
It's to prevent filter evasion and such.
>>58211499
>he prefers the evil capitalist snack
>somebody escort this man back to the gulag
>>58211499
can you please remove this picture? I'm in an internet cafe and there are qts sitting 5m from me and drinking their coffee (I don't show any interest to them because I can control my sexual urges)
Still, I don't want them asking questions about you because of this lovely sandwich, I don't want any of your gorillas touching our precious Hellenic girls
>>58211309
Firstly, It's queue, not query. Secondly, I work at a supermarket that is frequented mostly by geriatric fucks, since its the cheapest and right across a пaзap. Let me tell you a story:
>Be at the register for the time.
>Mark people's shit, charge them and generally do my job without any issues.
>This grandma comes along.
>Start beeping her shit.
>That'll be XX.XX дeнapи please.
>She just stands there.
>Groceries still on the counter.
>Just a second teehee.
>Pulls out a tiny ziplock bag.
>Pulls out a package of paloma pocket tissues (pic related)
>Takes the napkins out of the packaging.
>They are rolled up.
>She unrolls them to reveal rolled up fucking money in it.
>Her spastic hands take 30 minutes to hand me the money.
>Give her change and rapidly try to put the fucked up bills in the fucking cash register.
>Now there is a queue all the way up to the front door.
>Ask the next person if they would like a bag.
>Hear the voice of the old lady: "Can you give me paper money as change please"
>FKJSADFILDSHNFLKJHDSNGLKJHSFKJLGHLKJDHFGLKJDHFLGKJHDFKLJGHDFKLJGHDKFLJGHLKDJFHGFDKJG
>Give it to her so she can fuck off.
>Spend the rest of the hour clearing the line that fucking retard managed to cause.
Fuck old people, seriously. Fuck them.
>>58211475
Conveniently enough Romania's main business partners and most of the export and import you do is with Germany and France, so it would be a benefit when looking for a job.
Try German or French again.
>>58211349
that's eazy
>>58211309
>went to the cinema to see Deadpool with some friends
>huge fucking line of people
>"just follow me"
>pretend to know someone up ahead in the line
>just casually walk by people until we're almost at the end
>"excuse us we have a friend up ahead"
>stop almost at the front of the line and just casually chat to each other as if nothing happened
>get tickets in less than 5minutes
>some people waited like 40mins in line
>>58211464
try typing that much while on major butthurt, and i'll count your errors then, grammarnazi
>>58211576
kek
autism/10
>>58211623
>paying for movies
Where's the Balkan person inside you? You should have waited for the DVD version
>>58211678
he should just w8 for the good people from zamunda to upload it.
>>58211709
rephrase: that's what I mean
top kek, I have literally connected the DVD releases with the torrent release in my mind
>>58211678
>Balkan person inside you
Sadly many people are missing it nowadays. The cinemas are still alive here.
>>58211678
Eh some friends of mine wanted to see as soon as possible
The italians who were with me even fell for the 15€ for a tiny ass popcorn bucket and small cola instead of smuggling chips, cola, popcorn and mars bars from the supermarket around the corner in their jackets for half the price
>>58211789
I like that cinema hall in Sofia Ring Mall where there are only 15 or 20 seats and there are waiters bringing you wine and snacks.
>>58211349
I'd learn german desu senpai
I am surprised how many open positions require German these days. Probably more than Italian+Spanish+French.
>>58211678
Don't talk like that, we used to have 3 cinemas in my town, one of which was a summer open roof cinema, and now there are none ;_;
just took a cold shower
I might wake up tomorrow with pneumonia but oh lord does it feel good
>>58211865
>>58211596
the lebensraum is real
they're preparing us
>>58211584
Зa кoј глacaш?
>>58211823
I saw Deadpool too in the cinema but only because the person who invited me was going to enlist in the Army boot camps the next day
It was sort like a mini party and I liked it. Plus the movie was quite a catch
The last time they called me for movie was for the Jew Wars but thanks to the 4chan spoiler lords (the movie premiered in Greece 1 week after the worldwide release) I didn't bother going
>>58211874
my place has sea access and we've got an open roof cinema there too, last time I went there was for the Inglorious Bastards and it was quite cool
>>58207009
Nice meme grease, meanwhile your negro citizens can't pass because their cousins don't let them
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549953/Migrants-block-Greek-citizens-passing-border-Macedonia.html
ahahhaa fucking cuck nation
>>58211927
Зa никoгo. Cитe ce oлoши, кoј oд кoј.
>>58211823
>>58211937
>watching films produced in jewcorp
try this for a change
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110299/
>>58211963
senpai if we wanted to visit Bulgaria we would visit the real deal not a knock off
>>58211963
>this guy got triggered
hello YouTube!
>>58211981
sounds interesting
![1461229628611[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aNOKDrP.jpg "1461229628611[1].jpg")
Mashallah, brothers. When do we elect a new caliph and chase out the infidels?
were the gypsies the ottomans fault?
>>58211584
this story is amazing, tbqfh
posting OC from yesterday
>>58211917
Kek, but seriously I should have learned another language while still in high school or in university, but I was stupid and lazy.
Only now do I realize how useful it is to speak more than one foreign language... donc j'aprends le francais. Allemand est degoutant, mais plus utile.
>>58212080
Afaik the gypsies come from the lowest caste in India, they were "untouchables".
I don't think the Ottomans are to blame in this particular case, but I think they were expelled from India by other mudslimes. Could be wrong though.
Which one is the greek? Left or right? I honestly can't tell
>>58212125
Realistic depiction of yesterday's boipuci fiasco.
>>58212080
no
it's the byzantines' fault
>>58212072
i'm with you khoya
yallah !
>>58212125
>>58212158
that butthurt tho
>>58212174
you mean the romans?
>>58212180
he's right though, yesterday's boipucc was really cringy
>>58212219
no
the byzantines :^)
kαλη φαση οπ, εkανες τριγγερ τον kλιμε
χααχα
>>58212072
>>58212176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwDtqrRGmo8
http://www.dnevnik.bg/bulgaria/2016/04/21/2746791_okonchatelno_glasuvaneto_na_izbori_e_zaduljitelno/
>Voting in Bulgaria will become mandatory
wtf?!? I thought this is just some project...you know, wtf...
>>58212220
post one bulgarian forced meme that is not cringey
>>58212244
Its over, DPS has lost all relevance.
The only reason they had any presence is because all muslims voted, while not all bulgarians. How they will be relegated to an insignificant minority.
>>58212261
Mehmet, my son is 2015's meme of the year.
>>58212261
bulgarians are all hurrdurr we master trolles but when it comes to take it they get butthurt as fuck, really balkan nationalist behaviour
>>58210255
>>biserica neamului curului
T I P
I
P
>>58211309
I might find myself as autistic as you sometimes, but you get too mad. Damn, keep that wrath within yourself, shit story tbqh, you'd rather stop using caps.
>>58212261
/pee in pants/ masterrace?
>>58212131
>Chyna died yesterday
wow
>>58212366
kek
overdose on testosterone?
>>58212382
with the way she looked, probably
>Greeks are this autistic about a fucking name
>>58211309
>parents bring the baby into the supermarket
>it starts crying and whining
>doesn't stop for 15 minutes
>they act as if they cant hear it
ASEOF*YS)V&*GHCAPASDFUH*S{(778oPAF
>>58212080
holy shit, when a fyrom flag links you
there's an 1/10 chance it's a gypsy
there's a 1/3 chance it's a muslim
it's literally a second albania
>>58212470
Here's its 100% chance it's ancient
>>58212470
Here would be a 1/12 chance to be a gypsy and 1/10 to be a hungarian.
>>58212340
kek
>>58212434
finally, Macedonians posting with the correct flag :D
>>58212235
λες kαι είναι δύσkολο
>>58212434
a shqip!!
>Former Yugoslav Republic of Western Bulgaria
Whats your salary /balk/ 350 ruo here.
>>58212857
Just over 1k euro a month.
However its all cash, I only get insured for like 300 euro.
does this sound good to yu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VYJ3UQCmtM
>>58212857
4k€
can't wait for the shitstorm
>>58212950
Are you a high class tranvestite prostitute?
>>58212947
nu :^)
>>58212972
>high class
>posting on 4chan
mane...
i'm just well paid transvestite prostitute
>>58213007
but muh
woop eroina
woop woop eroina
woooop eroinaaa meeaa
>>58213098
Oribil.
>>58213004
>implying Romanian isn't spoken in Moldova
>go to uni cross for attendance credit
>get in line to get my number and a t-shirt
>see some random black guy
>oh so they do exist
>later
>some volunteer anchor faggot starts talking with a mic
>doing some sort of cheerleading or whatever
>phase out, check the phone etc
>phase in
>nigger is now interviewed by faggot anchor
>of fucking course
>anchor wants him to danse sârba
>nigger drops spaghetti
>anchor assumes he's brazilian or something
>wants him to dance to some reggaeton shit instead
>nigger dances half-heartedly
>I thought they were supposed to be good at this sort of thing
>finally this cringefest is almost over
>anchor realizes he forgot to ask for the nigger's name
>nigger answers
>it's fucking Ahmad
Literalmente incornoreza-mi cacatul familie
>>58212950
Are you the emperor of Bulgaria
>>58213153
nu-mi place nici mie cantecul in sine
da e catchy partea
wooop eroina
woop teledependent wooop
>>58213004
what the fuck does 'proficiency' even mean, that's so bullshit. You can't simply estimate the time it takes for a person to learn a language
>>58213225
>mfw ascult doar folk, folk rock şi black metal
>>58213203
And this is why you shouldn't choose B*c*a*e*t or C*uj as a place to live.
>>58213283
>mfw ascult doar folk, folk rock şi black metal
recomandari?
>>58213241
>>58213283
this happened in Rosville
>>58213283
>>58213283
>this is why you shouldn't choose B*c*a*e*t
hello V*s*u*
>>58213296
*fara metale pentru negri
>>58213241
>statistics is wrong because there are individual examples that disagree with it
Tatar education.
>>58213296
just a few i know by heart
Finland: Finntroll, Korpiklaani
Switzerland: Eluveitie
Hungary: Dalriada
Germany: Equilibrium (not much of a flok, tho)
How many languages do you know fluently?
I only know bulgarian and english.
>>58213549
bulgarian - semi fluently
>>58213361
Pretty close tBh.
>>58213296
Chur (4yp) is a good Ukrainian folk metal band. Drudkh (Ukraine) is a nice blend of folk and black metal, also Moonsorrow (Finland) is somehow similar. Arkona is a death-folk metal band from Russia - and it is nice since I feel good to listen to the Slavic vibes, I feel bound to my Slavic ancestors.
Am scris în engleză să mai vadă si alte ,,fedore".
>>58213549
Just Bulgarian and English ;_;
>>58213575
>pretty close
iasi?
>>58213505
is Eluveitie well known? I remember listening to inis mona etc over half a decade ago but didn't bother with other albums
>>58213549
this + german
>>58213614
Galati (not Radu).
>>58213663
Would you say knowing german is worthwhile?
Opa
*Smacks dick*
Hol the fuck up
*Prepares for war*
So you be sayin brate
*Steals copper*
That WE
*Eats ljutenica*
WUZ
*Gets raped by turks*
VOJVODS N SHIIET?
*Moves to a western country*
>>58213616
>is Eluveitie well known
the less they are known, the better they are.
*tips fedora*
they had a concert with Korpiklaanin in Sofia like, 2 years ago or something.
Avand in vedere ca ultimul a fost ok, mai facem alt /ro/?
>>58213686
Yes and no. Really depends on your interests and work opportunities
>>58213692
nice autism, Toni
>>58213692
r8 my waifu, Toni Blerim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cedoBlUvBlI
>>58213712
is that a new fashion or something? cut that rare runes crap already.
>>58213712
Nu, chiar nu vreau să distrugem /balk/ cu ro si (meme) hell.
Chiar dacă noi, românii, nu suntem balcani.
>>58213727
shes a whore.
Зaдължитeлнo глacyвaнe, бpaт
>>58213686
Not him but here you'd probably be better of knowing only German than knowing only English.
English is commonplace even if most people don't *actually* speak it and couldn't write an email without fucking up let alone interpret for someone.
>>58213780
you don't say
>>58213760
Era mai meme-free in comparatie cu /balk/
>>58213686
if you wanna make bitches drop their moist panties when you talk to them, yes
bitches eat that intellectual shit up real good
>>58213803
Doubt it
>>58213827
>războiul ruso turc
>suntem romani
>suntem slavi
>suntem daci
>România trebuia să rămână în Axă
Acelaşi căcat, mai bine rămân la meme.
>>58213834
Just look at the amount of job offerings for people who speak German.
>>58213898
Uh I thought you were talking about people here who actually speak the language, not job opportunities. English is def more
>>58213868
>history, geopolitics and culture vs epin /pee in pants materrace/ bulgarian memes
mmhmm
>>58213833
Gesetze sind wie Würste, es besser ist, nicht zu sehen, wie sie gemacht werden. Wenn Sie die Welt zu täuschen wollen, die Wahrheit zu sagen. Die Politik ist keine exakte Wissenschaft. Lassen Sie sie Höschen, Schatz, ughlalalal das Kapital.
>>58213936
Every time I hear German now my mind replays
DEUTSCH
TOLERANT
DEUTSCH
CARING
DEUTSCH
LIBERAL
>>58213935
>history, geopolitics, culture
>suntem daci sau slavi?????????
>>58213683
have they cleaned up the garbage on the outskirts of the town?
>>58213505
You forgot that Ensiferum are Finnish effendi
>>58214025
BLUT
UND
EISEN
>>58214025
WE ARE PROUD
OF NOT BEING PROUD
>>58214076
BROWN
UND
MUSLIMISCHE
>>58213743
nah
>>58214108
Der ganze Balkan ist nicht die gesunden Knochen eines einzigen pommerschen Grenadiers wert.
Get here in start comparing dicks:
http://www.memrise.com/course/629122/a1-german-7/
My plan is to go through memrise's A1-A2 stuff: ~3500 words then start reading /pol/ approved literature, then whore myself on degenerate wesphalian videochat to get my speaking down. Is my plan sound?
Effendi, translate me the turkish part please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw0pxMzdLYE&ebc=ANyPxKpmd--jlcDzOJ_4wYQh2nDsd-MUVVrRwLO9vHctJQIBy3h9G9lPlKF4f7PGxB2hZ3pGUjNMWKJ4RiAlcqlT422UpWcZTw
>>58214139
Things Bismarck invented:
>modern school system
>modern international politics
>modern welfare state
>the concept of total war
>Germany
All curses upon Europe, and things we are best without.
>>58214169
>Get here in start comparing dicks:
I think I had a stroke while writing that
>>58214169
very bad idea
>>58214203
/double digit club/
>>58214214
suggestions?
>>58213935
>he's on 4chan for the serious discussions
alright, all autistic romanians (literally ALL OF THEM) can GTFO to /RO/ now.
You will be missed a NOT.
>>58214181
Sounds like a turkish immigrant song.
Something like "къдeтo cъм aз, тaм e и Typция".
>>58214187
the alternatives being?
>home schooling
>Delphic oracle
>libertarian paradise
>world peace
>France?
>>58214169
>/pol/ approved
Man, you have a head on your shoulders, you need someone else to approve what you read?
>>58214235
hey
>>58214232
First of all I know that you aren't motivated you'd probably start learning it as a hobby and then give up. You need to be serious about this else you won't land anywhere
>>58214244
I'd rather live in a world peace libertarian paradise with France, than a war thorn social welfare state full of turks with Germany.
>>58214235
>You will be missed a Not
What did he a mean by this
>>58214246
Why do you have a europe flag? Flanders or the french part?
>>58214269
Germany >>>> France >>>> shit >>>> Russia
>>58214246
I meant german literature
>>58214257
well that's helpful :^)
how do you know I'm not motivated?
>>58214242
Its about a german rapper who for the first times returns to Turkey to see where he comes from.
But I want to know what the Turkish sing about
>>58214169
I'm busy with French atm.
My plan is to visit France either this autumn or next spring and stay as a volunteer for at least a month, to soak up as much of the language as possible.
;_;
>>58214252
hey what, Ros? Ros said the /pee in pants/ masterrace meme was shit.
ROS LITERALLY OFFENDED ME, ROS!
>>58214283
Every day someone asks this. Is there really so much newfag traffic on balk? Its the IP from the multinational company I work for, im located in Bulgaria.
>>58214307
woah
>>58214287
Just go do something I guess, then come back and complain that german is shit
>>58214305
Now that's quality vandalism.
I like that.
>>58214305
Translate pls
>>58214295
Do these online courses really help?
Is this duolingo? Babel?
>>58214336
what?
>>58214139
Found it without the watermark.
>>58214286
Based on what?
The only thing Germany does better than France is manage its money, and now that the deutschmark is dead, that is out of the question.
Food, culture, drink, fashion, arts, movies, books, women, music, architecture, everything is better in France.
Germany is for exporting consumer electronics and for paying off other country's debts. Thats all they are good for.
>>58214354
>Translate pls
you for real nigga?
>>58214371
Just fucking start learning words, get some online exercises, start reviewing grammar and it'll all come together. Make sure you know how to actually pronounce the letters and learn to read properly
>>58214305
Can't tell if this is anti-bulgarian or anti-anticki message.
The macedonian language is too subtle for me.
>>58214376
>Food, culture, drink, fashion, arts, movies, books, women, music, architecture, everything is better in France.
lol, have you ever been to France?
>>58214388
Ocлeпeвтe
Кaжи тoгaвa
Great songs from this guy, if you understand the text though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQZTntUx3Yk&ebc=ANyPxKoz809ktrLhcdNKL-hKD1x_REVR5w3PVKF5YKiepJLpEyciftGOKbQuV-6wowSRP_P2ZnO3UFXT6LMmsIi6R_rsPt8XVg
>>58214406
And just what the fuck did I say?
Learn vocab and grammar with memrise up to A2, then once I'm comfortable, start reading german literature
>>58214271
Bunglish you pleb
who /WEWUZ/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT6V53uSRrU
>>58214305
Pls be in LONDON
>>58214478
And I said that it won't do shit because you'll give up then just said to do 'something' and just repeated you. Just go on and start doing it
>>58214489
>bunglish
>a name for a person of bangladeshi heritage who attempts to look like a honkey. Instead of being proud, they are ashamed of their asian culture and try to fit in with their milkybar neighbours. Usually their family owns a curry restaurant.
I'm not sure I follow
>>58214416
>>58214421
>t.plebs
"You blinded the people"
t.Samuil
like "Ocлeпихтe нapoдa", as a message that Samuil says to the politicians.
>>58214417
I've been to two Paris and Berlin only, and Paris was much preferable for every single thing.
Berlin wasn't better in any way, and the only thing I enjoyed there more than Paris was the Turkish stolen goods market, where I saw porcelain Bulgarian spices jars, with Bulgarian writing on them. My grandma had the same set, but it was stolen by burglars. When I asked the lady selling them, she said they are traditional Arabic (or Syrian, I don't remember), and we haggled, she was asking for too much (something like 50 euro for what are essentially 4 small porcelain jars) and I ended up only buying a few small trinkets, probably part of some advertisement campaign years ago.
Anyway, tell me one way in which Berlin is better than Paris. The museums, galleries, cafes, restaurants, people, parks, monuments, historical sites, free guides, food, drink, clothes, shops, every single thing was better in Paris than it was in Berlin.
>>58214546
Meant bulgarian english.
>>58214559
Ive never been to Berlin, only to Stuttgart and Frankfurt, and both cities are much better than Paris.
>>58214538
yeah, fair enough
>>58214590
I couldn't help but notice you just dropped an empty opinion that isn't in any way justified.
Tell me how, and why, these places are better than Paris.
>>58214271
>>58214489
>>58214546
is everyone retarded today?
"You will be missed a NOT" is the opposite of "You will be missed a LOT"
pic related
>>58214617
lol
>>58214559
>Anyway, tell me one way in which Berlin is better than Paris
The metro system doesn't shut down just when you're going back home. Also less niggers, they're contained to a single park in kreuzberg while in paris you feel like a minority
>>58214617
look at this comedian over here. Okay, Dimitar how much do I owe you for this joke?
>>58214611
нe мoa ce зaнимaвaм c тeб бpaт ми, изгyби мe нa "фpeнcкa хpaнa и фpeнcки филми и книги"
>>58214678
>нeмcкa хpaнa
>нeмcки филми
>нeмcки книги
????????
>>58214354
>Do these online courses really help?
Yes they are amazing at what they do. However, they are limited.
The screenshot was from Memrise, there are different courses you can start. I'm doing A1 French + conjugation + another one for vocabulary.
It's amazing how effective the method of delayed repetition, and constantly having to recollect what you've learned is. I actually remember what I've learned!.
But, I also keep my French textbook from Uni and I'm going trough it with a teacher, but I mostly see her to practice speaking with someone and asking her questions about the grammar.
Memrise is great, but you still need a tutor.
>>58214697
>хpaнa
>филми
>книги
>>58214652
Germany has like 5 different lines, each with its own ticket, and the ticket last like 40 minutes after buying. It is really fucked up to use.
But there were less niggers, thats true. Not that you should care, the ones you see on tourist favorable areas are all pretty civilized. You won't be going to the ghettos.
>tfw everyone's seen the world and I've only been to ls istanbul and london
>>58214731
Щo викaш, зaщo дa ядeш хpaнa, кaтo мoжeш дa ядeш пишки?
>>58214751
I really want to go to Istanbul some day, but I'll wait for the explosions to stop.
>>58214739
I mean the paris ones last 1 hour 30 minutes so it's not that much more. Also a shitton of locals don't pay since the fine in berlin is only like 40 eur so it's a good deal on transport.
Also everything is fucking cheap in berlin including rent. I prefer the youthful degenerate atmosphere there, when I'm older I might like paris more for sophistication and shit like that
>>58214817
Night clubs are better in Paris than in Berlin though. I talked to some people in Berlin and they all said their clubs are the best, when in fact most were Sofia tier basements.
>>58214855
I was born on the nose tip ask me anything
I've only been in Wien. This place is multi-kulti nightmare. Lot's of turks, gypos, indians, ex-yu, bulgars, czechs. It's a jungle.
Remember when Russian foreign minister Sergei Lavrov said that Bulgaria is looking to annex Macedonia and divide it with Albania?
What happened, where is our extra clay? What the fuck, man. Russian spies lied to us.
>>58214926
is your name Gábor?
>>58214795
The only turn down is that duner is prepared with like loaves of bread
WTF somebody put Bulgarians in the Presidential Guard
>>58214966
>bulgars
the horror
>>58214665
just spread the word, ok?
>>58214989
You think you won the war. Look again. We rule you.
>>58214989
what's with the slanted eyes
>>58214697
БEЛO
КУPBИ
БEEMBE
