Good morning edition
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>>58013889
My bad, I thought I understood you point, or maybe I did, but I can't express it in a way that is better to understand, as I said I feel like my brain isn't working properly right now.
>>58014128
No worries, I feel the same. I got a bit of a headache after writing the whole post out.
Going to have a bite to eat, thanks for your replies they truly meant a lot to me.
dont die on me~
Wish i lived in LA
hello lads.
I can't feel anything. Wasn't always like this. No fear, No love, No hate, No smile, No cure
>>58017426
hello
is cartagena safe
>>58017587
what are u doing m8?
here I'm trying to make OC for /sp/
yeah, the touristic area is pretty safe unless you want to go to the nigger ghettos to make cp or something.
>>58017426
>met white spanish-speaker
>assumed Argentinian
>He's Columbian
I'll be damned
>>58017648
hungover at home
my friend is getting married there
(in the tourist area)
>>58013802
Good morning sweetheart! How did you sleep? :3
>>58017694
unlike your memes the high class here is generally white looking.
>>58017700
nice.
yeah, it's a nice city.
the violence meme is generally FARC being faggots attacking some random village in the fucking forest.
I mean, fucking towns that don't even have a police station because they're at the middle of nowhere that even lack a car track to get there.
about the cities, they can be insecure, but the same shit happens in USA and london, pick pocketing and thieves, but is pretty safe unless you go to the nigger ghettos where is like GTA san andreas and where those niggers kill each others as if it were some sport.
Most of the dead tourists are some dumb white people who try to fight with the thieves and get shot/stabbed because they're fucking dumb and value more their phone than their lifes and the thieve get nervous.
OOH MATRON
>>58017927
should i carry some cash or a decoy phone or something in case i get mugged or would i just be forced to empty all my pockets anyway?
I've come to the conclusion I don't ever want to get a gf
>>58018003
yeah, a fucking cheap decoy phone would be great if you get a thieve.
was planning to do that.
or simply carry a fucking 50.000 mil pesos billete ready (25USD).
It won't happen everyday, I've never been muggled, but it's better to have that when it happens.
>>58018768
cheers amigo
looking forward to it 2bh
tendies
gud morning /cum/
Who here /getting ready for church/?
>>58020533
are u catholic master race or protestant heretic scum?
>>58019776
Morning
hmm...
>>58020830
>>58020628
:^) protestant scum
>>58020871
then you'll go to hell.
;)
What do you guys do when depressed? Nothing is appealing to me right now.
>Don't enjoy food
>none of my video games are calling out to me
>I haven't slept so I don't have the energy to go outside or exercise
>I have no joy in anything
>sitting on 4chan all day is making it worse
What do you guys do in these situations?
>>58020533
Me, I already prepared the gas and matches.
What did she mean by this?
>>58020907
You're already living in hell
>>58020952
You have to force yourself to do something anon. Try to think of the sense of accomplishment you'll get even if you just play a vidya that's been on your backlog for awhile. At least that's what I do, I know I'll feel better than if I just sit here shitposting all day. Or at least watch a movie or something while browsing.
Guys, how hard would it be for someone like me to get into the US? I fucking hate my country, I just want to get out of here as soon as possible.
Also, where would it be the easiest to get into? I'm assuming Miami, since a lot of Argies live there.
>>58021152
If I could feel something I wouldn't be depressed
>>58020952
Force yourself to go outside and go for a walk. Vitamin D and moving around help a lot. Try taking melatonin and turning off all the lights (not looking at your phone) 20 mins before bed and stick to a bed time
Okay just a couple of shitposts before I force myself to study.
Average american grandmother
>>58021186
What's someone like you like?
Easiest ways to get in are marriage and being a millionaire
Average american asian
Average american daughter
>>58021453
that white bitch looks like the girl from the pic in scary stories to tell in the dark or whatever the fuck that book was called.
Is there Aztec ruins in Texas?
I-I hope you fail, Canada. :^(
why does canada exist?
>head of state is across an ocean
>culture consists of insisting that it's not the US
>95% of the population lives on the border
>haven't won a championship in their national sport for 2 decades
>most notable celebrities are nickleback and justin bieber
>current parliament leader is obsessed with filling diversity quotas, posing for social media pictures and reminding people what year it is
>>58021312
Slightly above average looking (6'2'' so not a manlet, and a few kilos below the threshold for overweight but at least I go to the gym), but I can't get any girls in here, much less in America, and I don't have any money or anything out of the ordinary that might be attractive to women so marriage is probably out of the question.
I'm thinking of studying something related to IT or computer science, and I also have a few friends in Miami who are related to a famous guy so they might be able to help me though.
>>58021862
Your height and weight is fine. If you have any sort of accent when speaking English that will help you plenty. It shouldn't be too hard for you to find a white gril who would be into it. Especially since memes aside Argentinans are thought of as the cosmopolitan latinos here, art least by white people.
IT or comp sci won't help you get in but it'll help you stay in. Famous guy can't help unless he somehow has pull in immigration. If you have family here you are in a better position but nothing is as fast as marriage or being rich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEfIedNOYpk
>>58022220
I see.
What if I find a job in a different first-world country that's easier to get into such as Canada? Will that help me?
>>58023421
Nope. Its really hard getting here legally and your country probably isn't shitty enough for the green card lottery
Pretty fun game
the bullied
the bullet >>58023421
Where did all the trips go
>>58017109
No you don't, but please export some of your qt women to Reno, Nevada
>>58023794
Looks slightly like wakfu
>>58024310
Nevada mentioned.
>>58024464
Yes I'm the Nevada guy who posts here occasionally. Move to Reno if you want to live here, not Vegas. We have all these huge housing developments going up and our governor won't allow """"refugees""" in
>>58024310
>living in reno
So how's the meth addiction going?
>implying someone as ugly as you would ever get a Scandinavian qt to fall for them
THE BULLIED JKASJKASJKASJKASJKASJK
HIDE AND IGNORE HIM ASJKASJKJKAS >>58024625
>>58024595
I would love to move to Carson City. I haven't heard a lot of good stuff about Reno for some reason eventhough it seems to be nice, at least the districts where the truckee flows through. I wrote an email to Sandoval asking him to not let them in when he had not decided officially. Nobody responded, so I guess it went into the trash unseen, but I felt like I was a little usefull.
Is Colombia the most butthurt cunt of Latin America against Mexixo?
>>58024625
I'm not even going to try to fight that banter because it's 100% true. Downtown is pretty awful when it comes to homeless junkies being everywhere. Our police department literally pays cops a $50 bonus iirc for every homeless person they detain for any crime. The southern part of town is totally removed from all of that because it's white middle class suburb and it has everything you could want so there's no reason to ever leave. That whole area feels super safe, like you could walk around alone in the middle of the night and be totally fine
>>58024660
>>58024734
Don't live in Carson, everyone I know from Carson hates it. Reno is literally 30 minutes away and way better.
>>58024255
dead
>>58024741
They're worried about the competition.
>want to go through and purge my music collection because I have so much shit I don't listen to anymore
>don't want to lose something I spent so long building up
why is life so hard
>>58024902
Same, I have a lot of stuff I don't listen to but keep around just in case I do want to at some point in the future.
>>58024867
Well Carson seems like a place that might get boring after some time. I love lake Tahoe but living really close to it is expensive as hell I guess, so I won't ever be able to afford living there.
What's your opinion on Laughlin? Is it nice there? It must be fucking hot that's for sure.
>>58025078
Laughlin has less than 8000 people and it's in the same area as Vegas. It's basically just a hick town. Everywhere besides Reno and Vegas are essentially hick towns. Tahoe is really great to live at if you're rich, if you're a normal person who lives there it sucks because you work for the tourist industry and there's tons of drugs and gangs among people who actually live there. If you want to be near Tahoe and live somewhere decent, move to south reno in the Damonte Ranch area
>>58024902
>pruning music library
>"I'll finally get around to listening to this soon."
>"I've only listened to it once or twice, I might like it more if I listen to it again sometime."
>goes on to continue listening to the same albums as before
>western cucks
>canadian
pick one
>>58025373
Interesting. I'm glad that somebody from Nevada is here so I can get some insight. I did a lot of tourist stuff and fell in love with this place, but I always fear that my image of the state is wrong (I'm sure it's romanticized to some extend).
>>58024741
can't you handle the banter m8?
>>58025830
Also, I hope you know this already: don't gamble
Unless they're addicted no locals gamble because growing up around it makes you realize how retarded it is.
>>58026199
I did it, but I didn't expect to win. I just wanted to try it, I mean you can't go to Nevada and don't gamble at least once. Still I'm not the type of person for this stuff, I can't even play poker. I'm more looking for a place with nice nature, people who aren't insane, freedom of expression and guns and it felt like Nevada was the place that was right for me.
>>58026453
Yeah most people own guns, there's literally a shooting range 800 feet from my church. It's weird too because we have slot machines in grocery stores and convenience stores. Also we have billboards but they're all for casinos so it's strange to go out of town and see billboards for, you know, real things.
>>58026658
It was pretty odd, when we landed at the LAS, there were slot maschines at the airport already. I did enjoy Las Vegas for various reasons, but I couldn't handle the heat and as you said I'm not sure if I'd move there.
Pahrump seemed just depressingly empty, so I guess as you said Reno would be the best choice, but looking at my performance in the last semester my chances often making it to the US to live there are close to none existend.
>want to nap
>room is getting cooked by the sun right now
please
frijol
>>58027003
The college in Reno is super easy to get into, like literal retards attend it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfO1veFs6Ho
wish i lived in california
why are mexicans always super butthurt?
>>58027156
The university of Nevada?
I'm sorry I don't really know the difference between the college and the university.
do you have a nickname?
i have two
>>58027351
Colleges lean more towards learning trades where universities lean more towards academic studies.
There's a bit of a stigma that colleges are less prestigious than universities, but the difference comes from different interests and skills so it's an apples to oranges comparison.
Anyway so yeah, the Reno College is probably different from the University of Nevada.
>>58027685
My name is Reid, so people make a lot of puns about it.
Never really had an actual nickname though.
>>58027825
College and University are basically interchangeable in America. The place I'm talking about is University of Nevada, Reno
>>58027825
I thought that it would have to be something like this. It would have been similar to the german system of Fachhochschule and Universität.
>>58027899
I see.
>>58027685
I have a couple
though most the people that call me stupid nicknames aren't that close to me and I want to punch them in the throat
hi
Mom's going to Baltimore because of her company for 3 days
How is it over there?
I hate walking my dog. My little brother wont let me give it away
Is there a way I can serve in the U.S army to get to immigrate there?
wish i lived in Copenhagen
>>58027685
my sister calls me Sam(despite my name starting with a V and having no "sam") and my mom calls me "nooshi". doesnt make much sense but that what it is
>>58028966
>nooshi
very cute tbqh
>>58029149
she pronounces it like "bushy" but with an n
>>58028846
Join FEMBOI and become a cumdumpster in a US base somewhere in the EU
Thank you Sweden
anime planes
>>58029269
Mine just calls me papi o amor
dumb jet fighter poster
>>58027685
My name is Ashten
Ash
Ashy
Ashley
My grandma calls me
Ashbrown
mon ash *pronounced mi awzh
>>58029457
>>58028462
Shit nigga, you have no idea how much I hate the people that give me nicknames. Some normies I met once at a hotel kept calling me "Camus hacker" for absolutely no reason at all. I just wanted to kick one of them in the balls.
>>58029705
>pronounced mi awzh
I meant mon awzh
>>58029707
BANZAI
Genetics is boring tbaqhwyl
>>58029827
game?
>>58029759
one of my profs just calls me stupid nicknames in class
>Mexico
>Good
What does it feel like to love something?
>>58029865
Forgotten hope
its a mod for bf1942
http://www.moddb.com/mods/forgotten-hope
>>58029843
I had to teach it for 2 weeks desu. Boring as fuck
>>58030008
you become illogical towards it, but dont care
>>58029909
believe me, is not bad
just got payed and filled my gas tank to full. I might just go drive and have fun
>>58030008
You get attached and don't want any harm on it
>>58030116
>You get attached and don't want any harm on it
>I'm in love with anime
>Historian
>>58030259
>tfw history teacher
I wouldn't want it any other way
>Chicanos
>Wetbacks
>Spics
>Good
>>58029794
>>58030361
>Ritsu
>Not a dumb dyke whore
wut did they see /cum/-chan ?
![390dae84442531bb11d6c4e7c1088583eb16b875_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RoZXknQ.jpg "390dae84442531bb11d6c4e7c1088583eb16b875_full[1].jpg")
>plane posters
>>58030482
dis cute baby
>>58030482
They saw this
>>58030515
embrace it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_upvli2v0s
>>58030412
>>58030598
>>58030412
>>58030361
>>58029909
>>58029794
>>58029707
>>58029457
Dumb jet fighter posters
>>58030598
stop changing your flag to meme regions
it's putting me in an ethically difficult position
>>58030544
>>58030584
wat a cute baby
>>58030765
only half the time
>>58030731
>Mexico
>>58030814
thats my evil twin
>Slopes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-OQR5zu_J4
>>58030863
I should really sleep
>>58031231
don't
>>58031231
>2:30pm
>sleeping
>historian
oh shit
>>58031296
stayed up really late on my exam and woke up early to work on it :^)
im going to play tf2 bye
>>58031495
>Tf2
>Good
>>58031495
bye
>>58031561
he already left, dummy
>Mexicans
>Good
>>58027685
Taywee
Tay (name I go by on the internet)
Less frequently:
Tayweetot
Taytay
Taylortot
name is Taylor if you couldn't guess
>Historian
>>58031760
more like hisnorian because his posts are boring loma
going to stay up until 7am tonight
it has been a long time since i've stayed awake this long, kinda excited desu
>>58031807
Kek,yep
Hisnorean can suck my cock
>>58031809
mad man
i study marketing
>Mexico
I don't want to die in an earthquake.
Fuck Japan and Ecuador
>>58031971
does mexico get a lot of earthquakes?
>Mexican Buildings
>>58032299
how cum u hate mexico so much anon ?
>>58031898
It makes me feel like I'm in highschool again
There is something incredibly comfy about being sleep-deprived and playing a shit ton of Eve
>>58032212
I live in the red point.
>does mexico get a lot of earthquakes?
not really.
>Mexico
>>58032463
I miss having all nighters playing vidya in my friends basement
but now everyone actually has jobs and responsibilities ;_;
>historian
>not in love with us
>>58032639
Me and my buds are probably gonna start doing that again this summer
One of them was always busy with Uni, and it is one of those things that you can't do with just 2 people.
One of them bought some flashcarts for their N64 & NES, and a CRT, so it gon b gud
>Mexico
>love
>>58032899
Canada #1
>>58032899
well, i will rape you and get you pregnant
>Manitoba
How do I get an extremely emotionally dependent gf
>>58032463
>tfw my parents never allowed me to stay up past 11 PM on weekends and 10 PM on weekdays
They never seemed to realize I wasn't 10 years old, but 16.
>>58033180
If you're fine with a teenage gf, there's several places where emotionally damaged girls hangout
Otherwise, not on the internet, that's for sure
>>58033164
>>58033180
tumblr
become sjw, find girl who thinks shes independent and black knight her
>>58032842
hopefully I get to do that a bit in the summer
>inb4 work all the time
>>58033426
>>58033180
I have one and she's a lot of work.
I need more anime planes
>feminism, sjw and liberals exist in his country
the prophesy is true
how cum /cum/s so ded ?
>>58034500
Because
>>58034500
We're all at church duh
>>58034500
Nah it's not
>>58034571
>>58034651
>>58034696
>>58034765
>>58034812
Hola~
>>58034934
>>58032201
As a Mexican, I support Trump and hope Fox shuts the fuck up.
>>58035103
as you should
/cute/
I can't find enjoyment in music anymore
I used to find great new bands and albums every week, but now I find everything I listen to boring and predictable
It feels awful
>>58034500
studying
>>58034500
avoiding studying
>>58036279
>Planes
If I had one wish it would honestly just be for everyone in the world to get along with each other
We don't need world peace but we should at least be decent human beings to one another.
only dumb mexicans who want to enter the USA hate trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N14U5ZE-N2w
>>58035664
listen to some vaporwave future funk
pls giv chinaese gf
Wish I lived in a comfy state in the north where it snowed like shit in the winter and I drove a big pickup weeeeew
>>58036985
Go away redcoat
>>58037041
pls adopt me
>>58037227
ok
>>58036985
sounds like here
still randomly snowing :^)
>>58035664
compose your own
bretty hungover 2bh
>"Is this Africa?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkDzXuWhkk
>>58037553
>tfw just scattered rain here
>>58037843
its a mix of both desu
>>58037553
>high of 24°C here tomorrow
>all these earthquakes happening
this is it, isn't it buds? BC is next
>>58037985
>wed high
>23
>>58037946
supposed to be nice Monday through Thursday tho, looking forward to the 20C & sun
>>58037810
>paris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Hsqe6g_4U
more anime planes
>>58038216
>almost 80
>40% humidity
Holy shit this summer is going to be boiling
>>58038130
stay safe bud
don't forget to offer offerings to Poseidon so BC isn't reclaimed by the sea
>>58038216
>>58038324
wasn't supposed to be a reply
>>58038168
>drinking tasteless water with tasty pizza
>drinking pure water with any meal
...these people man
Who /Paketaxo azul/ here?
>>58038505
what's wrong with drinking water with a meal? Pretty sure that guy's probably drinking booze though.
guys, how do I learn to write proper hood texts?
I can write something that can trick people on /v/ and /vg/ to think I'm a nigger, but people here tell me i suck and make mistakes.
>>58036934
he has a point though.
It's very easy now for people to move around the world.
you can't keep people moving from millions now.
>75°
>>58038375
What is summer like in Canada and the Northern US? Here, it's 20°-30°C in the day and 15°-25°C in the night. Is it anything like that? As a kid, I always imagined Canada and Northern US as this cold-ass wasteland where it never goes above 10°C in the Summer.
>>58038766
>>58038860
delet
>>58038710
here is usually like 25 to 30ish so pretty similar
wish it never went above 10
I consider myself a god among men
>>58038710
it can get fairly hot during the summer for most of the major canadian cities. Bare in mind though that most people live very close to the american border. I think Vancouver/Victoria are actually unique in that they don't get quite as hot
>>58038935
>he doesn't have 32° everyday
>he doesn't have 20° when rains and at 6AM
pussy
>>58039008
same
>>58038935
What about the night? It's humid as fuck here so it stays pretty warm even during the night (I've been wearing shorts since late October, I haven't worn warm clothing until last week)
>>58039029
chill out man :^)
>>58039094
think its about 15-20
>>58038644
pure and tasteless water sort of kills the purpose of eating tasty for me.
It's like, if you take your time to get flavored food why not flavored water as well? i don't get why so many people just don't care about flavored water with nice meals.
It looks so incomplete, it's like fries without ketchup or pankackes without syrup/honey
>>58039283
nothing wrong with not wanting to drink sugar water mexicanon
on an unrelated note i just got back from the gym, good feel lads
Going to play Left 4 Dead 2
>>58039013
>>58039250
pussies
>>58039531
What a shithole
saltwater gargle desu
>>58039401
it is wrong
>>58039603
kyc prro
>>58039531
absolutely disgusting
>>58039594
sore threat desu?
>>58039594
i'll give you something salty to gargle fuccboi
