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I'd like to shake your hand OP
Air Yomeyo
ザドラえもんズ版
Please stay safe, my Japanbros.
そういやpleasure of being cummed insideは何かのミームか?
外人がやたらと言い出すよなあれ
眠たい
おやすみなさい
>>57947917
doraemon is racism
>>57947574
結婚するわ
でもあたしはまだ廃棄処分直前のニートだから
富裕な永久ニートになって笑えるようになって
乙男磨きもちゃんとして日本へ君に会いに行くから〜
待っていてね
>>57948054
Eso es envidia por no tener tu propio dora lmao
>>57948050
おやすみー
>>57948054
because there is no Peru Dora?
>>57947920
thanks. i'm safe.
>>57948050
おやすみ
>>57948050
おやすみ
天安門
>>57947949
4chの古いミームだよ
誰かが「これを日本語に訳してください」とか「この日本語の文は英語で何ですか」とかと聞いたらすぐ現れるセリフだ
>>57948213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxt01yzqlw
>>57947917
I suppose that Dorarinho is pretty much the "Jyushimatsu of the group", is that right?
Also, the girl is adorable.
>>57948258
I wouldn't know, I haven't watched Osomatsu-kun (yet)
>>57948258
Drarinho is cheerful character
He is a bit stupid but in good way
He is very good at football(National team player or something)
>>57948356
Is football popular in Japan?
>>57948292
Oh no, that more related to Osomatsu-san, in Osomatsu-kun the siblings personalities aren't so distinct like in the new anime.
Basically, in the new anime Jyushimatsu is a hyperactive batshit-insane baseball enthusiast.
>>57948356
I see.
>>57948426
yep
but Baseball is more popular
>>57948426
SOCCER
>>57948484
HANDEGG
>>57948249
中田氏の喜び
>>57947917
too many good voice actors
>>57947772
Hello Japanese friends. I hope you all are safe from earthquake. If you need anything we will help
>>57948558
which one was in JAV?
>>57948578
thank you bro!
I'm safe!
SOCKER
I love sucker.
>>57948636
Good to hear. Take care everybody else. Stay safe.
>>57948480
Thank you for answering, is good to know our countries have something in common
Futebol!
>>57948500
ハンガリーではフットボールと呼ぶ?
I LOVE バレボル
![snapshot_11.49_[2015.12.23_02.20.07].png](https://i.imgur.com/3pY6cXm.jpg "snapshot_11.49_[2015.12.23_02.20.07].png")
>>57947772
I love sucker ball.
>>57948736
おっぱい!
>>57948578
this is a reliable pic.
there were twice earth quicks in this motning, but it was still okay in my area. thank you.
What verb is used for playing video games? It's not 遊ぶ is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGUsqIPurNQ
>>57948776
ゲーム(を)して遊ぶ
or
ゲームをする
>>57948776
×ビデオゲームを遊ぶ
○ビデオゲームで遊ぶ
○ビデオゲームをする
>>57948776
遊ぶ、する、やる かな?
「いっしょに桃鉄やろうぜ!」とか
>>57948736
HELLO ISAC!!!!
You goddamn pervert, how are you?
>>57948816
>>57948829
I see. Thanks.
![snapshot_01.19_[2015.12.23_01.03.29].png](https://i.imgur.com/EVKJe5k.jpg "snapshot_01.19_[2015.12.23_01.03.29].png")
>>57948755
thanks
>>57948856
fine
I saw a Japanese husband and a white wife a few minutes ago. But their daughter look brown like a Indian girl.
TVが報道特番ばっかりだ
>>57949116
just like my Japanese どうじんし!
>>57949149
まぁ、この規模の地震なら仕方ないよね
Are there any /p/hags in these threads?
Japan is a cool place to take photos.
>>57949376
>>57949415
>>57949415
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expansion_joint
NIHON I JUST SAW THE NEWS
ARE OK??????
>>57949415
>>57949558
God dammit America
>>57949496
さすがごえもん
それは君が作ったの?さっき/a/に見た、その画像
>>57949558
i envy you because you will never experience an earthquake as far as you are in America
>>57949609
>slowpoke
wwwwwwwww
>>57949642
>West coast
>>57949632
2chanのだれかが作った画像だと思う
俺もそこで拾った
>>57949116
cucked
>>57949642
>カリフォルニア地震
>>57949558
These big earth quicks particularly have happened in Kumamoto, Kyushu.
Other places are okay still.
空気を読めない病気っていますよ
ADHDと呼びます
日本に生まれたらイジメは予約確定かも
>>57949100
Do you love Japan?
>>57949789
いじめと言うより腫れ物扱いかもな
>>57949789
空気が読めない病気はアスペルガーという
似ているけど、ADHDとはまた別
>>57949558
thanks
damage is very limited as >>57949736 told
but 12 died and some people are not rescued yet...
firefighters, police, JSDF guys are working to rescue them.
>>57949894
Nobody does because your history is filled with being horrible people to everybody. It's only changed once we civilized you idiotic savages and made you rich and successful.
だんだん東に行ってる
中国四国もか
>>57950092
Do you love Brazil?
I love Japan and America
『また』震度7.0の地震があった?
...
>>57950239
いいや
![snapshot_06.30_[2015.07.28_02.22.46].png](https://i.imgur.com/FNpLWXn.jpg "snapshot_06.30_[2015.07.28_02.22.46].png")
>>57949894
yes
>>57950239
ないよ
http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/quake_singendo_index.html
ええじゃないか ええじゃないか
>>57950154
I don't think about brazil but my neighbor is brazillian and they have like 8 kids in a small apartment. I mean it's whatever, City of God is amazing.
Any one want my protean froakie or contrary snivy breejects?
Got shit loads. Otherwise I'll just release them. Need the box space.
それにしてもよく揺れる。
>>57950431
>逃がす
生態系が……………
>>57950651
恥ずかしいよ。本当の生き物かのように逃がすのが寂しいけど200匹以上もいるので。
>>57950340
>>57950792
可愛いねこ
江戸時代ではペリー来航して
日本の250年程にわたる偽りの平穏が 終演を終えた
そのすぐ後に安政の大地震という連続した大きな地震が日本を襲った
今回も憲法九条という偽りの平和憲法を改正しようとしてることが原因だったりして
そうすると数年後には明治維新みたいに大きな出来事が起こるかもしれないね
オカルトすぎるかな
>>57950872
But I'm カワウソ
If the huge earthquake fucks my shit up, can I go to one of your houses in Japan?
>>57950886
何が言いたいのかわからない
憲法改正とペルリ来日を一緒にされても
>>57950992
Probably not a good idea right now, m8.
>>57950739
でも俺も人のこと言えないよ
何百体というゴースを逃がしてきたよ
>>57951026
偽りの平穏てのがピンとこない
真の平穏てなんだ?
>>57950886
うーん
>>57951055
平穏=状態だと思ってるから俺もピンと来ない
>>57951015
大分が震源の地震、今朝あったけど大丈夫みたいだね、よかった
>>57951030
メガゲンガー使ってる?
Is it safer (for earthquake) to live in an apartment building (mansion) compared to single-family houses?
>>57951116
いや使ってないよ
さっきのは第4世代の頃の話ね
あのころは厳選も大変だった
>>57950992
and you'll experience another earthquake
>>57951103
戦争の反対は平和ではないという話をきいて
目から鱗だった
>>57951174
メンバーを教えてください
うーん、ごめんよ
オカルト好きだから変なことに絡めてしまった
安易に不謹慎なことを書くの自粛します
>>57951153
平和のためというよりは、政府(江戸幕府)が貿易を独占するために鎖国という体制を取ったんだよ
>>57951282
あ、そうなんだ
歴史詳しくないのにごめんなさい
>終演を終えた
Why do the Japanese die of colds?
>>57951104
そうですね、被害が非常に少なくて本当によかったです
>>57951343
本当ごめんて
ああもうバカなこと書かなければよかった
>>57951229
当時の?
ゲンガー
メタグロス
ガブリアス
ラグラージ
クレセリア
ジュカイン
正直バトルとかよくわかってないけど好きなのと強そうなの入れてた
>>57951343
誰ですか
終焉迎える
人物は
>>57951363
風邪? Is this the word for the deadly Japanese cold?
>>57950886
アホくさ
旅行に行く
>>57951630
私自身ばかなんです
ごめんなさい
>>57951630
まぁまぁ。
大なり小なり、中二病はみんながかかるものだから。
>>57951664
GW? どこ行くんだ?
尊敬する人
アドルフ・ヒトラー(虐殺はNo)
好きなアーティスト
エミネム
>>57951718
こじらせたら大変よな>>57951820
懐かしい
>>57951787
あ、微妙に許容されている "重言" の例え
漫喫で「うしろの百太郎」っての読んだけどめっちゃ面白いな
少年まんが誌で連載されてたのに守護霊が登場人物とかww
>>57951839
草不可避
>>57951820
初カキコ…ども…
俺みたいな中3でグロ見てる腐れ野郎、他に、いますかっていねーか、はは
今日のクラスの会話
あの流行りの曲かっこいい とか あの服ほしい とか
ま、それが普通ですわな
かたや俺は電子の砂漠で死体を見て、呟くんすわ
it’a true wolrd.狂ってる?それ、誉め言葉ね。
好きな音楽 eminem
尊敬する人間 アドルフ・ヒトラー(虐殺行為はNO)
なんつってる間に3時っすよ(笑) あ~あ、義務教育の辛いとこね、これ
今日から俺は1日6時間歩く
30kg痩せるまでだ
一昨年35kg落とした事があるから可能だろう
じゃあ行ってくるよ
しばらくここには来ないけど
ファンのみんなは寂しかったら俺のブログにコメントしてくれ
http://ameblo.jp/akqjt/
>>57951946
これの派生版たくさん見たな
>>57952017
ブログのプロフィールで誕生日まで公開してるのか
よくやるよ
>>57951946
地獄のミサワみたいで馬から落馬
>>57951463
趣味がいいよ
ラグラージIs my favorite pokemon
>>57951463
And メタグロスis my second favorite.
Swampert especially is really outclassed rn so I don't use it, but it really is my favorite.
Also Lucario and ゲッコウガare my favorites also. I have lots of favorites, and they tend to be blue
Shit I really just realized all my favorite pokemon are blue. I thought wait no, Charizard. But I use Charizard X
九州の天気これからやばくね?
I WISH I WAS JAPANESE
I HATE MY LIFE
>>57952272
大雨や暴風…心配ですね
>>57952272
うん、今日しかも夜中大雨。
熊本かわいそう。
>>57952306
本当に気をつけてね
怪我のないように祈ってる
>>57952166
I love mudkip, and it's line
I saw mudkip when I was a child, and I thought ‘what is this cute little shit’
>>57952332
I think we all did bro.
Literally the cutest
And up until recently very fucking strong.
I want them to give it a boost somehow. I can't think of one though
>>57952284
what suddenly are you saying ?
what's happen ?
>>57952306
>>57952328
大きな地震続きで2日間眠れてないのに更に天気が大荒れか…
>>57952306
九州なのか。
>>57952406
とくに今日な。寝れなかったの。
夜中のたびたび来たエリアメールで
>>57952389
>boost
I would too
But how?ability?move?
本日未明のものが本震だとかマジで
>>57952545
てことに今のところなってるが、今後さらにでかいのきてそれが本震になるんじゃないかという話題で持ちきりです。
本震詐欺やめーやほんまによぉ
>>57952284
be japanese
get earthquake
bullied always THAI flag on here.
>>57952519
Really I have no idea. I think its impossible. In any case, it just got a mega evolution which isn't really an improvement, so we can pretty much be sure swampert won't change much for another decade.
:(
>>57952584
>さらにでかいの
またまた怖いこといって
>>57952284
>be Japanese who hates anime and any otaku culture
>>57952284
find job and move to japan
http://www.job-board.info/
>>57952738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhbJgEL5jQ
>>57952727
怖いけどさぁ、昨日の本震不意打ちだったもんな。
そうなっても後悔しないよう、今、コーヒー牛乳飲みながらホワイトロリータを一袋たべてる。
Just a friendly reminder that you won't be able to be assimilated in Japanese society until you become very fluent in Japanese
死んだらその時が寿命さ
>>57950886
中国が国内外でピンチになり、日本が外交政策の手腕を問われ始めた。
という点は江戸時代の末期と似てるかもね。
>>57952813
We come here to escape real life.
>>57952726
It's fucking unfair
Look at dat fucking mega Kangaroo
And other Hoenn startars
Blaziken and Sceptile are in Pokken
And Sceptile is the main Pokemon of Ash’s rival in anime(it even in opening movie)
No love for Swampert?!?!
I'm so done with America, there is danger around every corner and you can't go outside at night because of the risks of being chopped up or rapped, America is garbage, our legal system is unjust and we let pedophiles walk the streets, I hate America
>>57952813
;_; there is no end for this pain
頼もしいな
死ぬ前に彼氏が欲しかった・・・
余震はもう勘弁してよぉ~
>>57952330
ありがとうございます。避難する準備を先にしてみます。
熊本城、ハゲる
KISS KISS
(*´▽｀*)
FALL IN LOVE
>>57952931
Yeah Kangaskhan is way out of control. I bet they'll nerf it soon.
Poor Swampert
>>57953000
Shit I didn't realize it was that bad. Have you gotten an evacuation order? Are you expecting one?
>>57952991
申ノN
>>57952815
いいこと言うねぇ。しみじみ
>>57953000
I thought those were foreshocks?
Please don't die.
>>57953016
>ouran hosuto kurabu was 10 years ago
Even when the earthquake happened, us usual,
I'm the only white in this thread.
>>57953059
rare
>>57953003
瓦は落ちちゃったけど、建物が崩れないのがすごいよね
阿蘇神社は残念だったが・・・
>>57953016
ouran racist school
てか阿蘇山は大丈夫なのか?
>>57953033
From the looks of things, the epicenters seem to be moving toward the east. If things keep going at this rate, the quakes themselves should weaken, but there's always the threat of landslides - especially with heavy rain in the forecast. If Aso blows or we get bad news regarding the nuclear reactor on Shikoku, we'll likely evacuate.
>>57953059
The tremors on Thursday were supposedly foreshocks while the main earthquake was last night. We're still getting aftershocks and somewhat smaller quakes slowly moving east.
>>57952931
This absolutely won't happen unless it comes as a new move, (cause they already gave it it's ability with mega evolution) but a way to give water moves priority would be excellent.
An aircraft carrier
>>57953234
That's absolutely terrifying. Holy cow. Stay safe
>>57953234
Do you not have to work/go to school?
>>57953280
Drop dead, pedo
>>57953216
どうなるのか心配だよ
そういえば日本の近くの海底に太陽系最大規模の火山があると聞いたことがある
>>57953168
昔の耐震技術はロストテクノロジーだったんだなってのがわかるわ
>阿蘇神社は残念だったが・・・
歴史ある建造物が崩れるのはホント見てて心が痛む
宮大工頑張ってくれー!
>>57953208
It's okay I have money.
>>57953234
Oh okay. I heard rumors that they were foreshocks and that an even bigger one was supposed to come. I hope it all ends soon.
ﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝ ﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝ
ﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝ ﾊﾞﾝ
(∩`･ω･)ﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝﾊﾞﾝ
/ ﾐつ/￣￣＼
../ ´･ω･` ＼阿蘇山
>>57953363
>>57953363
お山で遊ぶんじゃありませんよ
>>57953234
Do you know any other foreigners in your area? I mean like the "foreign scene" or whatever. Are there talks of the second great exedus of foreigners as there was after 3.11?
>>57953363
頭叩くのはやめろ
禿げたらどうするんだ!
>>57953437
>>mfw I could live your dream of living in japan on an investor visa without having to be a performer monkey slave
But you can't live yours. I don't think it's as easy to find underage sex slaves
What do you tell your family?
>>57953272
Thanks.
>>57953283
I don't have to work on the weekends. If we don't get another big quake, I'll likely go on Monday to help clean up the school.
>>57953352
I sure hope that's not the case.
>>57953415
I only really know of three others within an hour radius. There may be more, but I'm not really a social person. I don't think people are thinking of leaving for good as of yet.
>>57953437
Very bad. Here's a video, it sums it up pretty nicely (except for the american conspiracy theories).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfBbTadP--U
No they don't care. As long as the government gets money they won't do anything.
http://takoboto.jp/?w=2258710&ex=all
>It was going to be from Saturday, but, with one thing and another, it ended up being from the new week.
>Recently, what with this and that, I haven't been able to sing so today I sang like there's no tomorrow!
Are these phrases really common?
>with one thing and another
>what with this and that
If not so, how do you say it in natural English?
おるかー?
>>57952813
you lie, masayoshi, the word for foreigners literally translates to "outside people"
as in whoever tries to move will ALWAYS be seen as an outsider
>>57953585
もう良いから死ねお前
>>57953437
>sucessful investor
>living in thailand to save money
>>57953814
構うなよ…。
これ想像つかないんだけどさ。
ずっと海に浮いてる感じですか?
それとも
ずっと尻触られてる感じですか?
>>57953954
三半規管がやられそう…
>>57953932
>all those cut dicks
Gross.
>>57953954
なんぼほど揺れとんねん
>>57953965
Just visiting Japan, can't see the fasinication about wanting to live here
>>57952986
>Being rapped
M8 if you can't rhyme don't spend your time.
白人社会の落ちこぼれはよくタイに集う
ぶあああああ
>>57954366
Would you have sex with Reimu?
あああああああああ
ヒャッハー!
>>57954366
大丈夫か?
Has anyone found their holes yet?
>>57954066
しかし、そのタイ国旗は支那語でペルーと話してたぞ。海外住みの支那畜同胞なのではん
阿蘇市ヤバイな
>>57954700
なのでは?
orz
痛ましい
>>57954709
How do you even fix this.
>>57954778
Doraemon
>>57954778
Dig away some ground and make a slightly slanted road
地震、すごいな
おれのところはのどかな週末で、公園で寝ながらニュース見ていて申し訳ないが
>>57949599
不謹慎だけどなんか笑ってしまった
>>57954737
One of the most bizarre sights since new year started.
>>57954778
Get an American to stand on one side until it becomes level
>>57954778
Ramp it up senpai
>>57954778
Build something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucg1O-5jsnM
>>57949599
完全に崖になっとるやん
>>57954862
いいんだよ、のんびりできる時にのんびりしたらいい
次は自分に何か降りかかるかもしれないし…
>>57954700
多少中国語分かるけど、むしろ彼の中国語は明らかに初心者レベルだったから意図的に下手くそに書く理由でもなければ中国系はまずないと思う
つくづく日本に安全と言える場所は無いと痛感させられたな
地震ないところでも水害とかあるし
田舎のほうが民家の作りがしっかりしてるから被害が少ないんだよな
>>57954404
Absolutely.
>>57954046
The only gaijin normies who live here are high salary earners with condos in Minato-Ward or Shibuya. These guys don't need to understand a word of Japanese. They just need street cred from their previous jobs they held in major global cities like NY and HK.
>>57954952
そうなのか、じゃあタイに住んでる負け犬イギリス人の線が濃厚なんだな。
>>57955001
hmm... there is a guy there in the back.
>>57954778
JUST WORK HARD
Amsterdam rules
Peru is a fucking loser
bye weebs
>>57954972
そんなん言うたら、アメリカなんか竜巻もあるし黒人には襲われるし学校行けば銃殺されるかも知れんし、結構サバイバルだぞ。
地震のせいで揺れてるのかアルコールのせいで揺れてるのか分からん
>日本で危険なのは自然災害
>中国韓国で危険なのは人災
>欧州で危険なのは人間
どれがいい?
>>57954975
単純に人が少ないだけでは
>>57955105
日本がましだと思う
天災、自然災害の前には人間は無力だから諦めがつく
Just curious--why do you guys come here to post on 4chan, in Japanese, if there's 2ch and futaba?
>>57955105
圧倒的に日本
自然災害は一体感保てるけど、キチガイは無差別だし
>>57955105
バーガー国は?
>>57955105
韓国のセウォル号や中国のおから工事なんか絶対イヤだわ
>>57952986
Have you ever been raped?
>>57955159
from futaba
>>57955210
バーガー国は自然災害と人間の複合型だよな
>>57955219
>おから工事
二本でも姉歯物件みたいなことあったけどな
>>57955105
それでも日本がましだろうな
テロや人災は人間不信になるわ
>>57955105
治安よくて飯が美味い日本
>>57955162
てか、自然災害で死ぬのは寿命だったんだと思えるけど人災も金欲しさの移民から殺されるのも腑に落ちなくて死ぬに死ねないwww 特に人災。
