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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread>>57013080
Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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ass
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>>57020104
オツ
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youngju
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This image has really nice font. What is your favourite Japanese font?

Is the girl from OP in Country Girls?
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>>57020104
Thanks for making a thread
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I thought I could live without japanese lads

I was wrong

I'm currently low on qt Japanese girls so
可愛い女の子のしゃしんを下さい。
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>>57020258
>This image has really nice font
agreed
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>>1
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>>57020258
epson行書体
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>>57020104
おちゅかれ7.
まだ、過去ログのurlが違っているな。
次は直そうぜ。
>>57020195
hole
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>>57020386

それはちょっと。。。
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How "eventful" is high school in Japan?
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Let me see your pretty eyes more, anon.
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>>57020573
(´*ω*`)
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This is a traditional soup we eat during Easter in Germany
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>>57020243
厚切りジェイソンか?若い時
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>>57020258
それは、アニメのロゴタイトル専門のデザイナーの作ったもの。
ただ、ロゴを作成するソフトハ複数存在するが、Photoshopの20万以上のplug-inだったりする。
フォントは作らなければないしと思う。
>>57020412
本当か、それ?
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>>57020427
ごめん。次覚えてる

>>57020573
I'm also Asian is that fine
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>今茲
>死語を勉強する

爆笑、やっぱり本年度だしな。
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>>57020504
Fuck man those girls are cute
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>>57020796
did you just seriously delete that out of the old thread to repost your shitty meme here again?
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>>57020754
admit that you're Korean
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>>57020833
(you)どうぞ
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>>57020718
*ロゴを作成するソフトは複数存在する
*フォントは作らなければないと思う。
>>57020258
ないと思ったら、あったわ!
「まどのフォント」という名前で売られていた。
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>>57020846
I'm not korean though
My eyes are nowhere near as small as theirs
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>>57020504
I went to an all boys high school. it was not eventful at all. smelling sweat and shit.
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>>57020504
>girlstory.kr
>.kr
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>>57020258
ついでに、このフォントも売られている。
MadokaRunes(Archaic & Modern)
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>>57020978
pls give me the kakao of your gyopo friends
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>>57021002
Did any girls go in and try to fit in as a guy?
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>>57021217
no, sadly. anime is not real.
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>>57020258
It must be hard to design fonts in Japanese, seeing as you'd have to design thousands of kanji.
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>>57020203
才能だな
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>>57021321
Too young nihon

>>57021364
B-but muh dramas
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>>57021364
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>>57021364
>sadly
gay is welcomed.
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>>57020718
宇宙アニメで見るような未来的なのも好き
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Many penes boy
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>>57020255
>>57020258
>>57020372
>>57020377
>>57020412
>>57020689
>>57020796
>>57021010
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Hey guys i had a couple questions about Japan

What does Japan think about politics outside of Japan? do they care much?

Also, is it true all you folks are shy? is it socially acceptable to hug girls or /b/ros in public?

Thanks for also hating muzzies Based Japan
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>>57021511
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>>57020952
並べてみると
やはり本家の方が微妙にいいような
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>>57021603
あほのように笑っちゃった。
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>>57021321
ななな何だ
この可愛い生物は!!
>>57021578
面白いソフトを見つけた
http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2137821366293702801
宇宙的な物は、アクエリオン風ジェネレーターとか
>>57021670
そら、それで飯を食っている職人の仕事だもの
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>>57021636
I don't think they hate them particularly, they just don't let them stream into their country unvetted/checked in enormous quantities (which for Europeans seems like an outlandish idea).
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>>57021619
Nah I would be excellent in having a date with a qt like her


>>57021626
Is she korean?
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>>57021636
>/b/ros
what's this?
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>>57021321
stop spoonfeeding lolicons
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>>57021886
No 3DPD loli for me
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>>57021858
Bro as in Brother
It's like Mate or friend basically
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作ってみた!!
誰か次スレに使ってみよう。
>>57021886
やかましい、帰れBBA
かわいいものを貼ってはいけない理由などないわ
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>>57021927
Not with how you used it.
Nihons already know what bro means, just not the random meme
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It is about time we fapped
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>>57021636
>What does Japan think about politics outside of Japan? do they care much?
We don't care about politics (expecting things about America's president election) so much.
If you ask someone in Japan about Aussie's president name, almost no one can answer it.

>Also, is it true all you folks are shy?
We are shyer compared to western people. I think it's not only for Japanese, but also for all Asian people. Asian people are shy.

>is it socially acceptable to hug girls or /b/ros in public?
Some people might think it's disgusting, but young Japanese people even hug his/her bf/gf in public.
People basically respect foreign country's customs, so it's totally okay if you hug someone in public in Japan, because people regard you as a foreign person. (On the way around, this is why, it's difficult for foreigners to become "Japanese") There are pros and cons for foreigners in Japan.
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>>57022004
Oooo that looks great

Make more!
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>>57021603
才能あるぞ
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>>57022053
>/int/ - International fapping
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>>57021603
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https://youtu.be/HoVNC__DpkY
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>>57021927
thanks
I know brother itself, but I wasn't sure it because /b/ros was used // so I just wondered it may be a specific meaning like slang or not.
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>>57022119
Thank you kindly
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>>57022146
ここで、自由に作れるから。
君も作ってみてよ。
http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2137821366293702801
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Incheon - Gumi 2/10
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>>57021619
>"You're over 25 and I have money."
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>>57021603
おまんまんいっぱいおっぱいガールもいます?
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>>57022362
yes it is slang. It is used on
>>>/b/
As slang to refer to other users of /b/ (random board)
He probably used it by accident.
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>>57020258
I like that font, but 魔法 looks weird simplified. I know why they did it but still.
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>>57022362
yeah i probably shouldnt have put //
its used on Random board probs shouldn't have brought it here
ah well, the more you know i guess.
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>>57022420
That's a cute nihonjin, anon.
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>>57022533
/⌒ヽ
/ ´_ゝ`)すいません、ちょっと通りますよ・・・
| /
| /| |
// | |
U .U
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そんなにみんな誉めてくれるんなら日本男児としておちんちんいっぱいボーイでスレ立てしてくるわ
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>>57022587

would you sniff and rub her feet if she asked you politely?
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>>57022470
Truly american style xD
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>>57022691
I would do it regardless of how she asked.
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>日本人の上手すぎ英語
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VPNで2chに書き込むことに成功w
まさかバンされてないとはww
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>>57022633
That's /b/tard level...
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I saw a vlog on youtube and a guy was talking about 'golden week'. Is that a thing in japan and is it related to easter or something?
>>57022798
could've been worse
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>>57022770
Fuck is that real
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>>57020504
Where is this webm from?
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>>57022886
>is it related to easter or something?
Welp never mind that. Just googled it, it is not right now but next month.
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homework time! i want to say, "According to my Mom I was a fat baby."
it this correct?
母に依ると赤ちゃんの特は太っていたらしい。
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>>57020504
How can they wear skirts so short?
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>>57022478
>>57022537
>>57022478
>>57022537
I have now understood it.
I don't hang around except Japanese thread in 4ch so I have no knowledge of other threads' features.
Thank you guys.
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>>57022798
>love and piece
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sometimes I think that was a mistake to avoid all those parties I was invited just because my thoughts of asians prefer whites
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>>57022429
You're the best pantsu-ya
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>>57023061
we all help each other Jap/b/ro!
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>>57022995
I also have this question.

I'd write it as:
母さんの言う通り、私は太った赤ちゃんだった。

but it is most likely wrong or sounds unnatural
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>>57021578
これで、どうだ!!
>>57022691
れいなちゃんだ。
>>57022770
広末が巨乳整形した?/
>>57022839
このスレには今レポート魔の鬼女こと三重のBBAがいるぜ。多分、レポりまくっている。
>>57023083
thanks
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>>57023199
>>57022995
>母に依ると赤ちゃんの特は太っていたらしい。
Interesting question indeed.
I am not very good at all, so take my remark with a grain of salt but "太っていたらしい" seems kind of weird..
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>>57023199
well, i'm cheating a bit
the actual homework assignment is to complete the sentence
>母によると赤ちゃんの時は○○らしい。
so i already know the correct form in this case
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>>57022995
>母に依ると赤ちゃんの特は太っていたらしい。
母(の話)によると、赤ちゃんの頃は太っていたらしい(そうだ)
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>>57023239
You're having a lot of fun with that aren't you?

What time do you guys usually sleep?
I didn't sleep at all
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>>57022004
I tried.
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>>57020104
lol we killed your 2000 year old culture
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>>57023262
My attempt:
お母さんの言は私が太い赤ちゃんいりました。
although i think this might translate more to, my mothers remark is that i was a fat baby.
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>>57023438
>いりました。
should be 居ました
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>>57023355
>I didn't sleep at all
are you okay?
I fall asleep whenever I want because I'm a college student who has no plan to spend time in the spring break.
Around 2 am everyday.
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>>57023262
>母によると、赤ちゃんの時は私は太っていたらしい

>依ると
Wrong kanji. 拠ると is proper kanji in this case, but people usually use Hiragana for 拠ると.

>特は
seems like typo, doesn't it?

>私は
I recommend you to put "私は" in the sentence, because someone might misunderstand the sentence like "According to my mother, my mother was fat when she was a baby."
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>>57023685
That was not my attempt at the sentence, that was >>57023199
My attempt was
>>57023438
>>57023478

But still interesting
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>>57023355
Japan is half past 1 a.m. now. I slept at past 2:00 a.m. yesterday.
I'm watching 'Undefeated Bahamut Chronicle' and posting shitposts on /a/.
>>57023423
母に拠ると、赤ちゃんの時は太っていたらしい。
「よる」の使い分けは、難しい。
この場合は論拠をしめすので「拠る」
原因を表わす場合は「因る」
理由を表わす場合は「由る」
依拠する場合は「依る」
you see?

>>57023423
うん、宇宙的だ。
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>>57023328
thank you desu
just to be clear, you mean i can use either
らしい
or
そうだ
but not both together? (らしいそうだ)
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何を見ているのか?
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>>57024107
>原因を表わす場合は「因る」
>理由を表わす場合は「由る」
>依拠する場合は「依る」
Thank you, that was very helpful.
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>>57024208
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>>57024107
でも普通は「母によると」って書くよね、って思った
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>>57024204
either
らしいorそうだ
sorry for making you confused.
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>>57024306
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>>57024107
>and posting shitposts on /a/
have they ever suspected you of being japanese due to your english?

君の英語によると、君を日本人だと疑う事あるか
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>>57024428
わからない時は、平仮名で「よる」と書けばよい。
例えば、この「わかる」ですら、「分る」「解る」「判る」の三通りあり意味が違うし、
人にものをきく時は、聞くではなく「訊く」を使え。
ところが、指導要領では、そういう使い分けは曖昧になっている。
>>57024567
ないよ。僕はslangやmemeは余り使わないし、単純で癖のある文書を書いている。短文で畳掛けるように、,that isで、文意を補足するとか。意識的にしている。
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>>57024872
typo
聞くではなく「訊く」を使う

単なるtypoです。人に命令するつもりではなく、「う」の横に「え」のkeyがあるので。
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>>57024872
パンツ屋は英語だけじゃなくて日本語にも目立つところがあるね(笑
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Hello.
This is Japanese SHYABU SHYABU.
Japanese heritage on the island of TAIWAN, also known as Ilha Formosa.
Restaurant staff speak Japanese when costumer enter, they call the phrase "Irasshaimase". It gives you feel of authentic experience.
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>>57025208
我想看大胸部
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Does anyone here make okinomiyaki at home? Got any tips? I'm scared, how do I not fuck it up?
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>>57025489
>okinomiyaki
I mean okonomiyaki. Don't hurt me.
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>>57025208
Taiwan-tan
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>>57023438
>お母さんの言は私が太い赤ちゃん居ました。
>although i think this might translate more to, my mothers remark is that i was a fat baby.
By the way, is there anyone willing to verify this?
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宮崎アニメで何が一番好きですか?
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>>57025753
もののけ姫
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>>57025542
Let's do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_15z4JxqaXE
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>>57024872
いやしょーもない嘘つくなやw 超バレとったじゃんw どこのnipやとか言われとったじゃんw
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>>57025753
トトロ
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>>57025926
>not posting cooking with dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjmqBvRQ8tI
I think it even was on dutch national television a month or so ago.
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>>57025753
ラピュタ
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>>57025753
お気に入りは、『千と千尋の神隠し』
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>>57026069
Good choice
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>>57025645
I'm regret to say that your sentence is not understandable Japanese for me..
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>>57026112
Pretty disturbing film desu
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>>57025753
ネコの恩返しか魔女の宅急便
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>>57026149
Pretty beautiful film desu
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>>57025198
まあ、俺がいない時に、られるれろんりーに、コテ粘着厨が絡んでいたようだが、読点のえち方にも決まりがあんのよ。
高卒以下の学歴に奴には理解不能ようだが。
例えば。係助詞「は」の後には、短文で明らかな場合以外は読点を打つ。
文全体を修飾するまたは文末の動詞の動詞を修飾する副詞句の後には読点を打つ。
英語でもcommaの使い方には規則があるが、日本語にも当然ある。
これを正しく書けるどうかで学歴なんて一目瞭然だよ。
>>57025936
??
>いやしょーもない嘘つくなや
君の脳内ではな。草を生やすような白痴は壺に帰りな。
第一日本人が軽々しくnipとかjapfは使わない。
素性がバレバレやね。
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Is this image an accurate representation of Japanese girls?
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>>57025542
http://okonomiyakiworld.com/Okonomiyaki-Ingredients.html
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>>57025753
ルパン三世 カリオストロの城
ルパン三が大好きだ
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I still don't know, anon.
Are you Cardcaptor Sakura or Precure?
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>>57026299
When they see me it is ;^)
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why all the swed are namefag?
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>>57026400
All me t b h
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>>57026299

jap girls are naughty
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>>57026400
So you can filter them. Makes things quite convenient.
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>>57026400
>The F.
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>>57026372
Yes, I am actually CC Sakura. But I am trapped into a smelly middle-aged Japanese man for some reason.
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何気におもろい
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>>57026473
This is actually one of the reasons I have a name
So I can shitpost without feeling guilty :^)
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>>57026400
Why are all the French namefags?

ALL ONE OF THEM.
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>>57026054
>not posting cooking with dog
Her dog is always quiet
I think that it is very strange...
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>>57026057
ラピュタmadre
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>>57026299
Yes.
Very brown monkeys.
Not white.
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>>57026133
Really? Is it because i use the は・が structure the wrong way or something?
Although i think you might translate it as "As for my mothers remarks, i was the one that was a fat baby"? (which also doesnt make sense in english)
I knew that it was probably wrong but i am still trying to learn something from my mistakes.
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>>57025926
>>57026054
>>57026330
Thanks, wish me luck. I'll try not to set the house on fire.
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>>57026483
変わったフォントだね。なんのフォントつかってる?
Weird Japanese font for me. What font do you use?
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>>57026605
do post results please
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>>57026525
精神安定剤
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>>57026069
>the entire movie is a metaphor for prostitution
Miyazaki knows how to hide his obsession for loli.
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>>57026069
父ちゃん、母ちゃん豚になって食べてしまいそうになるやつね。
しかし、ナウシカに始まりナウシカに終わると思うな。
>>57026299
They could not do the pee such as the waterfall generally.
>>57026344
クラリス「おぢさまぁ」
ルパンⅢ「おじさんは、ドロボウなんだよ」
>>57026483
で、その違いは?
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>>57026735
>精神安定剤
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>>57026641
I'm not sure what the font is, but I don't like it at all. For some reason, my browser won't let me change it.
My other programs all use a better font.
困ったことに名前は分からないけど、フォントが大嫌い。
どことなくブラウザはフォントを移させない

>>57026920
「Collect」は「Correct」はずだ
R/Lの混同と思う
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>>57026768
宮崎は大人も楽しめるテーマのアニメを作っていますね :^)
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>>57027432
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実は僕が紅の豚が大好きです、しかし、僕はこう申したら日本人女の子は僕をからかうと聞いています。

I think I fucked up the grammar here, so I say it in English too

Actually, I like Porco Rosso, but I've heard that if I say that, Japanese girls will make fun of me.
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mfw chinese tourist push me
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>>57027621
>mfw chinese tourists are fucking everywhere
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>>57026599
>Is it because i use the は・が structure the wrong way or something?
Yes. You use them wrong way, so I can't find a topic of your sentence properly.

>お母さんの言は私が太い赤ちゃん居ました。
I can find that 居ました is a verb of your sentence, but I can't find which is a proper topic for "居ました". Because your sentence has 3 words (「お母さんの言 (?)」, 「私が」 and 太い赤ちゃん) that can be a topic of the verb. (You use topic marker twice in one sentence. A word located before "居ました" can be a topic of "居ました" without using topic marker. Therefore, 太い赤ちゃん can be a topic of the sentence.)
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>>57027621
>mfw my sister is pregnant from a Chinese guy
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>>57027666
>mfw mainland chinese tourists
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>>57027621
Get out of my way!
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>>57027862
c.uck
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>>57027666

how they afford to travel? they should be poor. their economy will collaspe soon
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>>57027556
>I've heard that if I say that, Japanese girls will make fun of me.
bullshit
>Porco Rosso
real good taste there
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>>57027932
t. someone that can't talk to girls because he's an autistic weeb
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>>57027993
The rich chinese all go to Paris, they would cut their legs to go there.
But now i see some chinese tourists everywhere even in non touristic towns.
They're crazy France is not that good
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>>57027907
Imagine outfitted our Overlord tanks with speaker towers to spew forth Communist party propaganda while our veteran Red Guards purged the 日本鬼子.
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>>57027621
>mfw a chinese overcharge me 5000 USD per container
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4chan Xでpopupが上がっても、どこのスレで書いたものか判らなくて焦る。
>>57027432
ほんまやcollectと書いてあるな。rとlの混同は如何にも日本人らしい間違いの典型なんで、このスレのテンプレもLet's tarkとなっている。
ええかげんにtark止めとも思うが諧謔味があって良いとも思う。
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>>57028123
buy me dark souls 3 if you're so rich
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>>57028094
>bullshit
I was half joking, but I've actually read somewhere that girls judge guys based on guy's favourite Ghibli film and they go "Eeeh" if you say it's Porco Rosso.

Can you tell what Imeant to say in Japanese though or is it a clusterfuck?
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>>57027621
>see two Asian girls walking towards me today
>assume they're Chinese or something
>mfw i hear them speaking Japanese as they approach
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>>57027689の続き
Also, I want to advise you of one thing when you say something complex in Japanese.

Write simple Japanese sentence first, then combine them into one sentence.

- お母さんは言った
- 私は赤ちゃんの時太っていた

⇒ 私は赤ちゃんの時太っていたと、お母さんは言った。
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>>57028120
Gotta remove the gattling gun first though.
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>>57027666
this
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>>57027689
>I can find that 居ました is a verb of your sentence, but I can't find which is a proper topic for "居ました". Because your sentence has 3 words (「お母さんの言 (?)」, 「私が」 and 太い赤ちゃん) that can be a topic of the verb. (You use topic marker twice in one sentence. A word located before "居ました" can be a topic of "居ました" without using topic marker. Therefore, 太い赤ちゃん can be a topic of the sentence.)
Mmm i see. I used は as the topic marker, thus the topic would be "お母さんの言" (Mothers remark, although i am not sure about the remark part because i looked that up in a dictionary).
I intended "居ました" to be acting upon "私が太い赤ちゃん" As to create the relative clause 'i was fat' or as i translated it more literally 'i was the person that was fat'. That is why i used が、 here not as a topic marker but as a subject marker.
I thought you could use the は・が structure in this way because of that relative clause and the fact that が does not act as a topic marker here.
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what does japan think of finland? if i go there will you say waito piggu go homu? ; ____ ;
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>>57028123

container of what?
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>>57028322
As you can see. The Overlord's Tank is outfitted with razor sharp cheese graters on the front bumper for any try hard die hard students who think they can carry a bomb and detonate underneath it.
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>>57026732
できた!!
The only thing it's missing is katsuobushi, couldn't find it anywhere.
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>>57028443
"黄色男、おかえりなさい”
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>>57028321
mm yes that makes sense, and i tried to do it >>57028425
but tried to do it with は・が structures since i learned them just recently and want to practice them.
I guess i shouldnt have done that, wrong tool for the wrong job.
"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail." and all that.
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>>57028443
All they think of is mumin
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>>57028525
Looks very good!
But the most important question is still unanswered, how does it taste?
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>>57028525
It looks really good, anon.
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>>57028851
>good
>not sugoi
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>>57028269
>Can you tell what Imeant to say in Japanese
yeah I understand it without a problem
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could I get a girlfriend in Japan?
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>>57028907
It looks sugoi, but also pretty oishii too.
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>>57028795
>>57028851
Thanks! I liked it a lot, think I'll be making it again. Next time I'll need to order katsuobushi online.
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>>57028443
many people in Japan have a boner for Finland for some reason
I'm not even joking
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the only thing I dislike about peru is that its very unsafe

and no matter how strong you are you will always lose fighting a person that have nothing to lose

no matter how dirty are my clothes, people on the street always notice my rich background

its like they can smell that I never suffered hunger on my life
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>>57028425
Thinking about grammar is a waste of time, the best way is to read and copy natives.
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>tfw I'm in love
https://youtu.be/DglGTJCryyA
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>>57029449
well you've got to understand the grammar before you can read, dont you? Without knowledge of grammar it is impossible to get any meaning out of the scramble of words in a written sentence.
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>>57029466
kinda cute but what's the point of the video? just whispering on mic? I want to slap her face until she cries.
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>>57029807
Just google "ASMR", basically it's just make you feels good.

There is some russian ASMR, I heard that it better when you don't understand the language.
https://youtu.be/DeaCnqhwdwM
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>>57029807
yes that's what asmr is. i don't like it

well i sorta do but the girls in the video are never as cute as they sound and that kills the immersion just have an anime pic background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZwnN5U_Q9w
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>>57029685
But you need to know much less for reading compared to writing.

>>57029807
Bully.

>>57029938
I want to learn Russian one day.
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>>57029807
It's where cute girls whisper or scratch or tap their nails on high-quality mic. You're supposed to close your eyes and go to your happy place, and then the tingles begin.
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僕の同人誌
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>>57030115
I never got into it, every time I open a video I ge chills down my spine and almost feel sick in the stomach
This is not the effect it's supposed to give ,is it?
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>>57030307
>This is not the effect it's supposed to give ,is it?
It's the exact opposite effect you're supposed to get.

I don't really get it either, though I do enjoy watching videos of cute girls in general.
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>>57030087
>But you need to know much less for reading compared to writing.
I guess that is true. Almost all fluent speakers of languages learn them not via studying grammar but by listening and reading a lot.
Still, i'd like to have a good grasp of grammar because next to it being useful, i find it very interesting how it is structured, and how the natives use it.
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さあ、寝よう。

>>57023199
>>57023438
>>57025645
Watch >>57024107
『母に拠ると、赤ちゃんの時は太っていたらしい。』
「よる」の使い分けは、難しい。
この場合は論拠をしめすので「拠る」
原因を表わす場合は「因る」
理由を表わす場合は「由る」
依拠する場合は「依る」
>>57028425
>>57029685
I explained the difference many times.
は is not a (Sibject) Case marker biut a Topic marker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topic_marker
But it is necessary for you to read a Japanese textbook more.
>>57028578
彼は、精子を出し過ぎて黄色くなったのか?


Every Anon
Good Night
See You
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>>57028425
Every sentence needs a verb against its topic marker.

If you make お母さんの発言(Mother's remark) as a topic of a sentence, you need to put a verb for it, but it looks like you didn't put it.
It's not a natural Japanese, but you can say it like "お母さんの発言はありました。"

Next, when you want to modify a sentence "私は太った赤ちゃん (I was a fat baby)" to a clause "お母さんの発言 (Mother's remark", you need to use "という" before "お母さんの発言", which is like:

私は太った赤ちゃんというお母さんの発言はありました。

This sentence isn't natural at all, but it's grammatically correct.
Again, when you want to modify a word with sentence, you need to use という.

-あの鳥は赤い
-話
あの鳥は赤いという話は面白かった。

-4ちゃんは面白い
-嘘
4ちゃんは面白いという嘘を聞いた。
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>>57028443
all of Japanese know finland. but some of them are confused Finland, Norway , Sweden and Denmark
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>>57030603
Oyasuminasai gozaimasu, Pantsuya.
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>>57030307
Same feeling as if your gf was whispering into your ear in bed.

>>57030470
If you really want to know how things work I recommend imabi.net. I doubt you can find better explanations online in English.
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>>57030603
>Watch >>57024107
>...
>依拠する場合は「依る」
I did, i was just trying to figure out what my crappy shitty sentence would mean if a japanese person read it. I know it isnt close to the meaning of the question at all.

But thanks anyways, おやすみなさい。


>I explained the difference many times.
>は is not a (Sibject) Case marker biut a Topic marker
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topic_marker
>But it is necessary for you to read a Japanese textbook more.
That is exactly what i tried to use it as though ; _;
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>>57028443
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do you like Japanese meps?
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>>57030821
i completely fucked up the layout of this post, holy shit.

>>57030753
>imabi.net
I didnt know about this site, thanks!

>>57030607
>Every sentence needs a verb against its topic marker.
Ah so that is why in the correct sentences suggested do not use "言" as the mothers 'property' as i did with の but instead use it as a verb isnt it? That would make the whole ordeal a lot easier indeed.

>This sentence isn't natural at all, but it's grammatically correct.
So i practically shouldnt think like this, splitting it into two smaller sentences like >>57028321
suggested would be easier (and more natural as a direct consequence)?

>Again, when you want to modify a word with sentence, you need to use という.
I didnt know about this, so atleast i learned something out of my crappy bullshit sentence.
So it is kind of like quoting a previous sentence or refering to a previous happening isnt it? A marker that indicates that the previous sentence is the topic and also quoted or derived from something happening earlier?

Anyways, thank you very much for putting up with my shit. Even if the sentence does not make sense at all, i learned a lot from your suggestions and remarks.
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My gf and I just made sushi for the second time.
It tastes really nice, but it's a sucker to make.

What are your sushi making experiences?
Is there any other possibility to use that delicious sushi rice?
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>>57031899
>What are your sushi making experiences?
My hands got all sticky with the rice and it ended up tasting slightly too chewy.

Apart from that, it was pretty good though. Too much hassle to make often though.
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>>57032095
>My hands got all sticky with the rice
Sprinkle on a bit of salt water before handling the rice, then it wont stick to your hands that much.
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>>57031899
>gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>57031899
NORMIE OUT !!!
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この中に童貞がいます
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>>57031899
avocado was a good addition to sushi. artificial crab was not.
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>>57032548
童貞ばかりだ
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im recently interested in j-league. which team is most likeable one?
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>>57031620
You're welcome.
I am learning English. I always try to translate something into English on daily basis.
I think it would help you as well. When I warm my hot dog into microwave for 1 min, I translate this action into English in my brain. I believe I will be able to express my thought naturally in English if I keep do this.
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>脳漿炸裂ガール
WTF
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>>57032800
ahaha you pathetic weeaboo loser
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>>57032979
>I think it would help you as well. When I warm my hot dog into microwave for 1 min, I translate this action into English in my brain. I believe I will be able to express my thought naturally in English if I keep do this.
Yes i do this as well, knowing how to construct a sentence on paper is different than thinking one up on the spot. I think that will truly show its advantage in speaking to others.
Although most of the time my vocabulary is not strong enough to do this and i need to look up certain words, or i get stuck on trying to make too big of a sentence. But then again, i have only studying for a month or so now, and have been focussing mainly on learning the kanji and reading.
Anyways, good luck with your English studies! Your English is pretty good already (certainly better than all my Chinese university classmates)!
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>>57031899
I used to work a part-time in Sushi shop near Shinagawa station
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>>57032800
Yokohama F. Marinos
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>>57032800
Urawa reds
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>>57032800
>Most of Japanese famous soccer players are overseas

Dortmund
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>>57033107

its boring to bet on them w/o supporting any of them. and j-league got gr8 odds

>>57033321
>>57033724

gonna read their history ty
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>>57033275
>certainly better than all my Chinese university classmates
Are they good at speaking Dutch?
If not, how do they take a class in your uni?
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日本語で女の子のなまえはでらかわいい、なぜだろうかな
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>>57033963
ゴキブリ発見!
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>>57033963
fuck off normalfag
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>>57034168
スウェーデン語では、どんな女の子のかわいい名前があるの?
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朝ご飯にコッペパンを食べました
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>>57034376
ただのコッペパンなの?
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So I've heard the Japanese don't hire English teachers unless you have a UK/US/AUS/CAN passport and that's a bummer because I speak native-level (lived in California)
What other ways does one have of moving to Japan?

PS. I assure you I'm not weeaboo trash, I've long been interested in asia before I ever watched my first anime. I'm 194cm/6'4 white male would I get bullied there?

Pic related is what first sparked my interest ages ago.
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>>57034168
>でら
東京方言、かわいい ^^

>>57034287
Vera ヴェラ, Emelie エメリー, Elin エリン。
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