fastest car in the world on a downhill slope edition
cara
/cum/
maisie
carayon pop
karen
>>56974115
does she ever smile?
kasia
karen
Kyary
iced coffee
kpop desu
>>56974114
isnt 19 million 1/3 of the UK? There could hardly be that much poverty
incest
Cooking like Jack
>>56974210
Post modest, smiling Cara.
I AM A SUPER HERO
wanking to tranny porn
>>56974243
have 2 of these lids on my friends list
>>56974243
w2c that sexy purple tie?
mclaren
Essex come home and bask in this British weather.
>>56974114
Jesus, Pike's coming out swinging.
>>56974239
going to spend £526 on monaco F1 tickets
>>56974243
someone should make an /fa/ thread with kev
do you guys really say "learnt" instead of "learned"? Here in America it's usually uneducated people who use the former
>>56974115
missed the last thread. you're getting sloppy m8
step up your game
>>56974107
>he doesn't like Forever Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT8a42SASRc
>>56974238
poverty is a relative and mostly meaningless word
most of our people in "poverty" have sky tv, new nike trainers and iphones
>>56974281
is it nice back in the old UK?
am currently getting quite tanned from sitting outside and shitposting
I keep telling you I'm not a kid, I'm a 42 year old investment banker.
I wanna go outside and play.
Another day
some thoughts have a certain sound, that being equivalent to a form
>>56974299
are you fat? lmao
@56974347
revolting
>>56974344
No it's fucking shite, raining all day.
>>56974276
>you will never fly on concorde
>>56974115
this 2bh
Dancing around my kitchen to normie music
>>56974347
>that radiator
grim
>>56974347
4 burgers Jeremy? That's insane.
based Peroni
hangovers a bitch but its fucking worth it
>>56974234
I only like betsy desu
>>56974347
fat cunt
>flying 3 times in the next 3 months
>terrified of flying
haha lads
>>56974347
just how fat are you?
wild bantz last night
percy drank two shots of apple sourz in a row!
>>56974389
heh
it's 20 degrees where i am, feels way too hot though
>>56974407
>getting hungover
lmao state of you
vardy
>>56974428
FOB
>>56974385
nice one
https://www.thetiebar.com/product/35554sk
thinking of copping this
>>56974397
good lad
>>56974347
Brought a tear to my eye desu
>>56974439
And what's wrong with reddit, exactly?
>>56974443
looks like the adam's family
>>56974443
me the madman on the lemonade
>>56974296
why does that look like a hentai crop
>>56974484
superb choice
>>56974484
You gay pal?
>mfw i see students sharing their drinks on a night out
>>56974512
it isn't
or is it?
>>56974296
wasn't there a liverpool fan from /sp/ who went by this name or am i thinking or someone else?
>>56974498
Does this person have brain damage?
>First id say you need to lose some weight before anything else then bulk up with GOMAD. Nothing wrong with your clothing choice though. Very nice
>>56974443
was watching someone's snapchat story from school the other day
pretty sure he's on a min wage job but he was out at a club and spend like £200 on a bottle of grey goose
absolute mong i swear
>>56974443
I'm legitimately better looking than everyone in this pic.
>>56974299
Forms: Pa. tense and pple. learned /lɜːnd/ , learnt /lɜːnt/ .
wish we could eradicate all wools
>>56974523
thanks its for a wedding
>>56974525
no why would you say that
>>56974540
I spiked them
>>56974571
ime people who get jobs instead of going to uni are massively insecure about money and feel the need to flaunt their "wealth" at every opportunity
This is a christian nation
>>56974643
nope, it's a multicultural one.
go fuck yourself bigot.
>>56974643
you bloody racist
>>56974631
seems like it
he should be whacking his money in an index fund desu
>>56974628
Good lad, fuckin bums
Rate my sons out of 10, lads.
>>56974399
Yeah I live in a very shitty rented house
>>56974433
Not fat at all. First meal of the day. I eat one big meal a day and then maybe some eggs and a shake later. Currently eat less than 2k calories a day
>why yes I bully a 32 year old with learning disabilities
>>56974571
I don't know why but I get great satisfaction from this.
Same with lads who earn like 16k as a PPI caller but spend hundreds on blazers and the latest car so they can be in debt up to their eyeballs and post from Maga.
Unironically bumped into an old friend from school who cheekily asked if I was down on my luck because he saw me pull up in an old car.
Turns out I earn more than him and he hasn't saved for anything he spends his min wage job on his car and clothes kek.
Mongs who will never do anything with life
thinking that iced coffee is the new big /brit/ meme
i can feel it
>>56974677
You got a nice portfolio lad?
Thread needs more Kev
>>56974727
better than posting pictures of an ugly skank like cara
Just got a really weird message saying I was banned for advertising on /b/ with some sort of weird referral link post I haven't posted.
Pls help, have I been hacked?
message from Ulster.
Audio transcription for the visually impaired: http://vocaroo.com/i/s16EhUt81wme
>>56974498
Fuck's sake Jane, how about a little solidarity with your carpenter colleague who's death those buns represent.
>>56974766
no it isint
>>56974727
who's bullying kev
i would love to have a pint with the lad, it's all just banter
>>56974738
of courshe
not really but i genuinely plan on putting away money in a index fund when i graduate
>>56974736
Haven't had it in years, I need this ice to freeze faster. Just makes me think of holiday
>>56974766
calling m'lady an ugly skank just shows how little honour you have
who /Jew/ here
taking this meme to the moon lads
>>>/b/676169030
>>56974738
Saving is the most addictive shit I've ever done.
Started with a help to buy ISA but there's something satisfying about moving your wage into savings accounts and watching the thousands grow and not having to touch it because you save and have enough to get by.
Super satisfying because I am in a position not to rely on my two savings accounts but it's nice to know if I ever go to buy a house I've got like 10k x 2 stored away just gaining interest
>looking up the heritage and ancestry of celebrities from australia, new zealand, canada and america
>almost all of them have disgusting english blood in them
How could the Scots have prevented this. What was it we did wrong. How are there so many fucking Anglos.
never noticed until now that on all talk shows, the host sits on a swivel chair while the guest sits in a stationary chair or a couch
Anyone know who this is?
>>>/gif/8269002
>>56974799
Go with God, Ulster.
no way, i'm not wearing that thing again
the roc pile were teasin' me, callin' me harry potter
>>56974853
Kylie
>>56974799
wew
there is a way to change it
get him to go on the super hub advanced settings and i think it's under "network status", it should say lease time
tell him to turn the hub off 5 minutes or so before the lease time runs out and leave it off for like 20-30 minutes to be sure
he should get a new ip after that
t-b-h "are kev" is a bad meme
>>56974846
the have to be able to talk to the guest and then swivel round to face the camera
>>56974683
right one strong 7
left no hope but sex change
>>56974772
get that a lot when I'm on mobile data.
>>56974853
Kylie
>>56974809
banter bullying what the difference?
>>56974830
>posting on /b/
please neck yourself
>>56974919
there's no malice in banter
>>56974799
keep me posted x
>came up with an incredible idea for a business
>need a yank's help though
>friends with literally 0 yanks, despite spending lots of time on the internet
tummy hurts owww!
>>56974875
for fuck's sake just fuck off christ
>>56974846
The hosts are much like the kings of their respective shows, the guests are sort of like the serfs being let into the grand hall on this special occasion.
>>56974831
get a load of this square haha
>>56974830
>Fat guy, nice house and clothes, probably has a hot wife assuming that stuff isn't mommy and daddy's.
How many of your normies use snapchat, and what is it?
didn't even see there had been a new ahahahahaahaha
>>56974874
NERD HAHA
>>56974878
can't they just shift the chair?
australian """"""""""""banter"""""""""""""
>>56974729
conspicuous consumption lad
In the babby getting din dins
pizza x2 for £8
not bad jeff
>>56974991
I don't own any normies, they're too expensive to feed
>>56974996
g-go back to your haskell neek
Genuinely worried about the next census reports on ethnicities tbqh lads. Reckon glorious white Norn will finally drop below 96 or even 95% white. Are you worried?
ulster is uncool
>>56974833
No more of Xenophobia.
>>56975018
fibs = 0 : 1 : zipWith (+) fibs $ tail fibs
>>56974799
fuck off cunt good riddance stupid narcisstic wanker
having a listen
>>56974830
do any of you even visit /b/ anymore?
>>56974971
Is your idea selling official MAGA hats to non-Americans?
>>56975045
nerd
really want to suck on a nice tranny cock
been practising on my toys for a year or so really want to do it for real now
>>56974799
Another reddit flag bites the dust
>>56975082
I visit every board once a month, sort of a grand tour to keep up to date with their goings on.
4chan has a lot of really pointless, shitty boards
>>56975082
If I'm in the mood for a wank.
business idea: every time a terrorist attack happens we'll call islam a religion of peace so it doesnt happen again
even though it will happen again
>>56975021
they will remove the ethnicity question like france did, or scrap the census altogether
>>56974971
ask riley
>>56974799
>reddit flags
dropped
been sat in my boxers all day wanking and eating chocolate
is this what our lord and saviour died for?
>>56975143
Fuck off, you sneaky Jew.
>>56975085
It is now.
>>56975139
will this get us money?
*softens onions and peppers*
>>56974799
fucking howling with laughter`
>>56975014
nice aliexpress common projects
>>56975143
I really hope they don't. Also really hope the racism ramps up massively in Norn to help clean the place up a bit.
>>56975182
hmm, may not have thought this one through
just bought a carrot on ebay
business idea : trademark a slogan like #notallmuslims then sell t-shirts and other apparel with that on it. Every time there's a terror attack you'll make a bundle
>>56975179
Too late mate. Been doing it for months thanks to my yank m8 in NYC. Fucking rolling in dosh tbqh.
who /realcommonprojects/ here
>>56975202
fucking retard DETELE THIS
>>56974799
keep us updated xx
>>56975244
Hope it gets there safely, m8.
>>56975233
Got you covered lad.
New business idea: Start a kickstarter to fund a RELIGION OF PEACE march every time a terrorist attack happens. Keep the money and don't even march with the wankers that show up because they'll probably get terroristed too.
Business idea: sell Poleaboo's organs when he eventually kills himself
>>56975253
are you serious
>>56975271
i'm poor also they're not worth it
>>56975271
ah wow im so sick in my 300 quid plain white trainers FUCK OFF
>>56975247
like those MRA guys who get women to buy "Male Tears" cups
>>56975271
I don't even know what those are you fucking normie twat
>>56975320
I don't think you can just stake your claim on any deceased person's organs lad.
http://strawpoll.me/7200692
http://strawpoll.me/7200692
http://strawpoll.me/7200692
http://strawpoll.me/7200692
http://strawpoll.me/7200692
>>56975323
Yes. Europeans and fucking mad fer MAGA lad. So my yank mates buys them, ships them to me and I sell them for more than they're worth.
>>56975271
looks like a real common wanker
Spent the last hour daydreaming about my comfy fantasy life.
*puts on a shirt so i don't burn myself*
ITT: jelly battybois preeing my CPs
>>56975271
thought this was some kind of aussie equivalent of being "from the projects" as the wire thought me
>>56975332
>>56975337
>>56975340
>>56975364
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/resentment
happy easter lads
praise christ in heaven
>>56975337
You fuck off, you thick nigger.
>>56974884
That's what I was afraid of.
>>56975353
don't see why if you're buying them because the old ones are worn down
Don't know how some dickheads can justify buying $300 usd shoes
I know some of these faggots IRL,poor uni cunts who starve themselves to buy raf shoes
fucking smell off me lads haha
>>56974799
Good, can't wait for the next reddit cunt to get permabanned
>>56975271
this guys pineal gland has flatlined
>>56975406
yeh i know it doesn't make sense but it just feels autistic desu
>>56975397
Merry Easter, chum.
>>56975396
Good goy
Rescue me
Oh take me in your arms
Rescue me
I want your tender charms
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too
*dances*
Fuck lads. Imagine being born a Christian/Hindu/Buddhst/Sikh/Atheist in Pakistan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=HokLnk_vZsI
wearing all black is autistic as fuck
>>56975300
i like it. maybe sell t shirts and stuff too
How to tell how far away you are from Jamie Vardy:
>chat shit
>start counting upward
>wait until you get BANGED
>every second between 0 and the bang = 1 mile
>>56975426
kek
>>56975407
>get to buy raf
>also achieve thinspo goals
literally win win
>>56975397
Good post. Peace by with you, lad.
>>56975407
bought them when I was flush with cash back in 2012
wouldn't dream of it today tbqh
Ulster is a top-tier poster and a /brit/ legend in the making. Almost certainly the funniest lad on here.
>>56975473
You must be an Aussie. No chance a fellow Britbong has banter this fucking horrendous.
>>56975477
>>56975516
rorke
>>56975477
He's going to get hammered for this. Crazy that being Christian is considered a social crime these days.
>>56975516
fuck off you brown nosing mug
>>56975468
>tfw too desensitized from years on this cesspit to get rustled
wonder how I would react if I saw some horrific shit irl
>>56975477
What's your point, mate?
>>56975473
Why does he act hard? He's a little chav rat.
>weather is really nice
>want to go outside and play football or something
>remember I haven't had any friends since primary school
For fuck's sake lads
>>56975396
ive done the whole /fa/ meme clothes thing it just isnt worth it its pathetic
*bookmarks this website*
http://fuckyeahcutetranschicks.tumblr.com/
>>56975353
no joke my normie mate bought all 3 pairs of yeezy boosts
what the eff
>>56975554
Don't even have my fleg on so how am I brown nosing? Think about it.
>>56975574
i'll play footie with you anon
HOLD ON
I'M COMIN'
>>56975477
That's rich when Cameron said that there were too many white Christian faces in this country to an audience of muslims.
What the fuck has happened to creme eggs?
A few years ago they were lovely now they're fucking awufl.
The stuff in the middle has gone to shit
>>56975601
is he autistic?
>>56975473
would be great if vardy died from coke overdose in the post league win celebrations
>>56975468
but it's a religion of peace????
HAHA THEY SPELT IT WRONG
>>56975574
I don't have any friends either
/brit/ are my only mates
>>56975608
Will you maybe teach me some Danish while you're at it? :3
>>56975531
Why does everybody care so much about the Crusades? It's not like they ever made any serious inroads into Islam.
>>56975580
they're good sneakers lad
>>56975608
Do you lads still legally fuck horses and dogs and stuff?
>>56975630
well thats about €1500 on 3 pairs of shoes so I think so
but then again hes much more popular than me
I would be ashamed to raise a son like me
>>56975627
America bought the company, remember? They closed down the Bournville factory and changed the recipes to cheaper ingredients.
>>56975574
>Ask friend if he wants to do something
>Tells me that hes seen the message
>Doesnt respond
Silent hunter 3 any good lads?
>>56975473
>>56975661
Of course
>>56975691
They banned it after normies got worked up about it
>>56975692
He should have chosen a different background when saying that, it doesn't lend any favours to his argument.
>>56975698
Am I being memed?
Is this why?
Fucking yanks ruining everything their chocolate is god afwul
>>56975574
Me too
How does one make new friends these days without looking like a right twat?
>>56975477
pigfucking isn't very christian
>>56975698
did they start putting that vom chemical in
>>56975477
didn't he call Islam a 'religion of peace' in westminster after the decapitation incident?
>>56975696
But I'm not ashamed of you. And that's all that matters.
>>56975537
No, it's cool because being Christian means being tolerant of every other religion.
>phone lights up
>facebook notification
>hey, we see you're close to Lahore, Pakistan - are you okay? send a notification to your friends!
clicked on it and it disappeared
wew
>>56975702
haven't heard much from it
>>56975477
>christian holiday
>says something vaguely positive about christianity
literally just says whatever is most appropriate at the time, like any other politician
>>56975702
It's the best one before the series got taken over by Jewbisoft madness.
