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fastest car in the world on a downhill slope edition
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cara
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/cum/
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maisie
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carayon pop
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karen
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>>56974115
does she ever smile?
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kasia
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karen
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>>56974178
yes
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Kyary
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iced coffee
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kpop desu
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>>56974114
isnt 19 million 1/3 of the UK? There could hardly be that much poverty
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incest
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Cooking like Jack
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>>56974210
Post modest, smiling Cara.
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I AM A SUPER HERO
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wanking to tranny porn
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>>56974243
have 2 of these lids on my friends list
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>>56974243
w2c that sexy purple tie?
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mclaren
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Essex come home and bask in this British weather.
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>>56974114

Jesus, Pike's coming out swinging.
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>>56974239
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going to spend £526 on monaco F1 tickets
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>>56974243
someone should make an /fa/ thread with kev
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do you guys really say "learnt" instead of "learned"? Here in America it's usually uneducated people who use the former
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>>56974115
missed the last thread. you're getting sloppy m8
step up your game
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>>56974107

>he doesn't like Forever Young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT8a42SASRc
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>>56974238

poverty is a relative and mostly meaningless word

most of our people in "poverty" have sky tv, new nike trainers and iphones
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>>56974281
is it nice back in the old UK?

am currently getting quite tanned from sitting outside and shitposting
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I keep telling you I'm not a kid, I'm a 42 year old investment banker.
I wanna go outside and play.
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Another day
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some thoughts have a certain sound, that being equivalent to a form
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>>56974299

are you fat? lmao
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>>56974248
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@56974347

revolting
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>>56974298
>>>/fa/11104988
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>>56974344
No it's fucking shite, raining all day.
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>>56974276

>you will never fly on concorde
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>>56974115
this 2bh
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Dancing around my kitchen to normie music
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>>56974347
>that radiator
grim
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>>56974347
4 burgers Jeremy? That's insane.
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based Peroni

hangovers a bitch but its fucking worth it
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>>56974234
I only like betsy desu
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>>56974347
fat cunt
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>flying 3 times in the next 3 months
>terrified of flying

haha lads
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>>56974347
just how fat are you?
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>>56974376
>>>/r/eddit/
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wild bantz last night

percy drank two shots of apple sourz in a row!
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>>56974389
heh
it's 20 degrees where i am, feels way too hot though
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>>56974407
>getting hungover
lmao state of you
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vardy
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>>56974428
FOB
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>>56974385
nice one
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https://www.thetiebar.com/product/35554sk
thinking of copping this
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>>56974397
good lad
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>>56974347
Brought a tear to my eye desu
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>>56974439

And what's wrong with reddit, exactly?
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>>56974443
looks like the adam's family
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>>56974287
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>>56974443

me the madman on the lemonade
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>>56974296
why does that look like a hentai crop
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>>56974484

superb choice
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>>56974484
You gay pal?
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>mfw i see students sharing their drinks on a night out
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>>56974512
it isn't


or is it?
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>>56974296

wasn't there a liverpool fan from /sp/ who went by this name or am i thinking or someone else?
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>>56974498
Does this person have brain damage?
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>First id say you need to lose some weight before anything else then bulk up with GOMAD. Nothing wrong with your clothing choice though. Very nice
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>>56974443
was watching someone's snapchat story from school the other day

pretty sure he's on a min wage job but he was out at a club and spend like £200 on a bottle of grey goose

absolute mong i swear
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>>56974443

I'm legitimately better looking than everyone in this pic.
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>>56974299
Forms: Pa. tense and pple. learned /lɜːnd/ , learnt /lɜːnt/ .
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wish we could eradicate all wools
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>>56974523
thanks its for a wedding
>>56974525
no why would you say that
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>>56974540
I spiked them
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>>56974571
ime people who get jobs instead of going to uni are massively insecure about money and feel the need to flaunt their "wealth" at every opportunity
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This is a christian nation
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>>56974643

nope, it's a multicultural one.

go fuck yourself bigot.
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>>56974643
you bloody racist
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>>56974631
seems like it

he should be whacking his money in an index fund desu
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>>56974628
Good lad, fuckin bums
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Rate my sons out of 10, lads.
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>>56974399
Yeah I live in a very shitty rented house
>>56974433
Not fat at all. First meal of the day. I eat one big meal a day and then maybe some eggs and a shake later. Currently eat less than 2k calories a day
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>why yes I bully a 32 year old with learning disabilities
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>>56974571
I don't know why but I get great satisfaction from this.

Same with lads who earn like 16k as a PPI caller but spend hundreds on blazers and the latest car so they can be in debt up to their eyeballs and post from Maga.

Unironically bumped into an old friend from school who cheekily asked if I was down on my luck because he saw me pull up in an old car.

Turns out I earn more than him and he hasn't saved for anything he spends his min wage job on his car and clothes kek.

Mongs who will never do anything with life
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thinking that iced coffee is the new big /brit/ meme
i can feel it
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>>56974677
You got a nice portfolio lad?
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Thread needs more Kev
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>>56974727
better than posting pictures of an ugly skank like cara
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Just got a really weird message saying I was banned for advertising on /b/ with some sort of weird referral link post I haven't posted.

Pls help, have I been hacked?
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message from Ulster.

Audio transcription for the visually impaired: http://vocaroo.com/i/s16EhUt81wme
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>>56974498
Fuck's sake Jane, how about a little solidarity with your carpenter colleague who's death those buns represent.
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>>56974766
no it isint
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>>56974727
who's bullying kev
i would love to have a pint with the lad, it's all just banter
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>>56974738
of courshe

not really but i genuinely plan on putting away money in a index fund when i graduate
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>>56974736
Haven't had it in years, I need this ice to freeze faster. Just makes me think of holiday
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>>56974766
calling m'lady an ugly skank just shows how little honour you have
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who /Jew/ here
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taking this meme to the moon lads

>>>/b/676169030
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>>56974738
Saving is the most addictive shit I've ever done.

Started with a help to buy ISA but there's something satisfying about moving your wage into savings accounts and watching the thousands grow and not having to touch it because you save and have enough to get by.

Super satisfying because I am in a position not to rely on my two savings accounts but it's nice to know if I ever go to buy a house I've got like 10k x 2 stored away just gaining interest
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>looking up the heritage and ancestry of celebrities from australia, new zealand, canada and america

>almost all of them have disgusting english blood in them

How could the Scots have prevented this. What was it we did wrong. How are there so many fucking Anglos.
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never noticed until now that on all talk shows, the host sits on a swivel chair while the guest sits in a stationary chair or a couch
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Anyone know who this is?

>>>/gif/8269002
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>>56974799
Go with God, Ulster.
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no way, i'm not wearing that thing again

the roc pile were teasin' me, callin' me harry potter
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>>56974853
Kylie
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>>56974799
wew

there is a way to change it

get him to go on the super hub advanced settings and i think it's under "network status", it should say lease time

tell him to turn the hub off 5 minutes or so before the lease time runs out and leave it off for like 20-30 minutes to be sure

he should get a new ip after that
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t-b-h "are kev" is a bad meme
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>>56974846
the have to be able to talk to the guest and then swivel round to face the camera
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>>56974683
right one strong 7

left no hope but sex change
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>>56974772
get that a lot when I'm on mobile data.
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>>56974853
Kylie
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>>56974809
banter bullying what the difference?
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>>56974830
>posting on /b/
please neck yourself
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>>56974919
there's no malice in banter
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>>56974799
keep me posted x
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>came up with an incredible idea for a business
>need a yank's help though
>friends with literally 0 yanks, despite spending lots of time on the internet
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tummy hurts owww!
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>>56974875
for fuck's sake just fuck off christ
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>>56974846

The hosts are much like the kings of their respective shows, the guests are sort of like the serfs being let into the grand hall on this special occasion.
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>>56974831
get a load of this square haha
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>>56974830
>Fat guy, nice house and clothes, probably has a hot wife assuming that stuff isn't mommy and daddy's.
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How many of your normies use snapchat, and what is it?
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didn't even see there had been a new ahahahahaahaha
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>>56974874
NERD HAHA
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>>56974878
can't they just shift the chair?
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australian """"""""""""banter"""""""""""""
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>>56974729

conspicuous consumption lad
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In the babby getting din dins

pizza x2 for £8
not bad jeff
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>>56974991
I don't own any normies, they're too expensive to feed
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>>56974996
g-go back to your haskell neek
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Genuinely worried about the next census reports on ethnicities tbqh lads. Reckon glorious white Norn will finally drop below 96 or even 95% white. Are you worried?
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ulster is uncool
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>>56974833

No more of Xenophobia.
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>>56974871
>>56974897
Lads
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>>56975018
fibs = 0 : 1 : zipWith (+) fibs $ tail fibs
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>>56974799

fuck off cunt good riddance stupid narcisstic wanker
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having a listen
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>>56974830
do any of you even visit /b/ anymore?
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>>56974971
Is your idea selling official MAGA hats to non-Americans?
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>>56975045
nerd
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really want to suck on a nice tranny cock

been practising on my toys for a year or so really want to do it for real now
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>>56974799

Another reddit flag bites the dust
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>>56975082
I visit every board once a month, sort of a grand tour to keep up to date with their goings on.

4chan has a lot of really pointless, shitty boards
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>>56975082
If I'm in the mood for a wank.
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business idea: every time a terrorist attack happens we'll call islam a religion of peace so it doesnt happen again
even though it will happen again
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>>56975021

they will remove the ethnicity question like france did, or scrap the census altogether
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>>56974971
ask riley
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>>56974799
>reddit flags
dropped
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been sat in my boxers all day wanking and eating chocolate

is this what our lord and saviour died for?
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>>56975143
Fuck off, you sneaky Jew.
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>>56975085
It is now.
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>>56975139

will this get us money?
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*softens onions and peppers*
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>>56974799
fucking howling with laughter`
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>>56975014
nice aliexpress common projects
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>>56975143
I really hope they don't. Also really hope the racism ramps up massively in Norn to help clean the place up a bit.
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>>56975182
hmm, may not have thought this one through
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just bought a carrot on ebay
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business idea : trademark a slogan like #notallmuslims then sell t-shirts and other apparel with that on it. Every time there's a terror attack you'll make a bundle
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>>56975179
Too late mate. Been doing it for months thanks to my yank m8 in NYC. Fucking rolling in dosh tbqh.
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who /realcommonprojects/ here
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>>56975202
fucking retard DETELE THIS
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>>56974799
keep us updated xx
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>>56975244

Hope it gets there safely, m8.
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>>56975233
Got you covered lad.

New business idea: Start a kickstarter to fund a RELIGION OF PEACE march every time a terrorist attack happens. Keep the money and don't even march with the wankers that show up because they'll probably get terroristed too.
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Business idea: sell Poleaboo's organs when he eventually kills himself
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>>56975253
are you serious
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>>56975271
i'm poor also they're not worth it
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>>56975271
ah wow im so sick in my 300 quid plain white trainers FUCK OFF
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>>56975247
like those MRA guys who get women to buy "Male Tears" cups
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>>56975271
I don't even know what those are you fucking normie twat
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>>56975320
I don't think you can just stake your claim on any deceased person's organs lad.
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http://strawpoll.me/7200692
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>>56975323
Yes. Europeans and fucking mad fer MAGA lad. So my yank mates buys them, ships them to me and I sell them for more than they're worth.
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>>56975271
looks like a real common wanker
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Spent the last hour daydreaming about my comfy fantasy life.
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*puts on a shirt so i don't burn myself*
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ITT: jelly battybois preeing my CPs
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>>56975271
thought this was some kind of aussie equivalent of being "from the projects" as the wire thought me
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>>56975332
>>56975337
>>56975340
>>56975364
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/resentment
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happy easter lads

praise christ in heaven
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>>56975337
You fuck off, you thick nigger.
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>>56974884

That's what I was afraid of.
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>>56975353
don't see why if you're buying them because the old ones are worn down
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Don't know how some dickheads can justify buying $300 usd shoes
I know some of these faggots IRL,poor uni cunts who starve themselves to buy raf shoes
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fucking smell off me lads haha
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>>56974799
Good, can't wait for the next reddit cunt to get permabanned
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>>56975271

this guys pineal gland has flatlined
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>>56975406
yeh i know it doesn't make sense but it just feels autistic desu
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>>56975397

Merry Easter, chum.
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>>56975396
Good goy
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Rescue me
Oh take me in your arms
Rescue me
I want your tender charms
'Coz I'm lonely and I'm blue
I need you and your love too

*dances*
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Fuck lads. Imagine being born a Christian/Hindu/Buddhst/Sikh/Atheist in Pakistan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=HokLnk_vZsI
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wearing all black is autistic as fuck
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>>56975300
i like it. maybe sell t shirts and stuff too
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How to tell how far away you are from Jamie Vardy:

>chat shit
>start counting upward
>wait until you get BANGED
>every second between 0 and the bang = 1 mile
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>>56975426
kek
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>>56975407
>get to buy raf
>also achieve thinspo goals

literally win win
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>>56975397
Good post. Peace by with you, lad.
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>>56975407
bought them when I was flush with cash back in 2012
wouldn't dream of it today tbqh
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Ulster is a top-tier poster and a /brit/ legend in the making. Almost certainly the funniest lad on here.
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>>56975473
You must be an Aussie. No chance a fellow Britbong has banter this fucking horrendous.
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>>56975477
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>>56975516
rorke
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>>56975477
He's going to get hammered for this. Crazy that being Christian is considered a social crime these days.
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>>56975516
fuck off you brown nosing mug
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>>56975468
>tfw too desensitized from years on this cesspit to get rustled
wonder how I would react if I saw some horrific shit irl
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>>56975477
What's your point, mate?
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>>56975473
Why does he act hard? He's a little chav rat.
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>weather is really nice
>want to go outside and play football or something
>remember I haven't had any friends since primary school

For fuck's sake lads
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>>56975396
ive done the whole /fa/ meme clothes thing it just isnt worth it its pathetic
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*bookmarks this website*

http://fuckyeahcutetranschicks.tumblr.com/
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>>56975353
no joke my normie mate bought all 3 pairs of yeezy boosts
what the eff
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>>56975554
Don't even have my fleg on so how am I brown nosing? Think about it.
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>>56975574
i'll play footie with you anon
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HOLD ON

I'M COMIN'
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>>56975477
That's rich when Cameron said that there were too many white Christian faces in this country to an audience of muslims.
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What the fuck has happened to creme eggs?

A few years ago they were lovely now they're fucking awufl.

The stuff in the middle has gone to shit
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>>56975601
is he autistic?
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>>56975473
would be great if vardy died from coke overdose in the post league win celebrations
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>>56975468

but it's a religion of peace????
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HAHA THEY SPELT IT WRONG
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>>56975574
I don't have any friends either

/brit/ are my only mates
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>>56975608

Will you maybe teach me some Danish while you're at it? :3
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>>56975531
Why does everybody care so much about the Crusades? It's not like they ever made any serious inroads into Islam.
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>>56975580
they're good sneakers lad
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>>56975608
Do you lads still legally fuck horses and dogs and stuff?
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>>56975630
well thats about €1500 on 3 pairs of shoes so I think so
but then again hes much more popular than me
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I would be ashamed to raise a son like me
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>>56975627
America bought the company, remember? They closed down the Bournville factory and changed the recipes to cheaper ingredients.
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>>56975574

>Ask friend if he wants to do something
>Tells me that hes seen the message
>Doesnt respond
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Silent hunter 3 any good lads?
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>>56975473
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>>56975661
Of course

>>56975691
They banned it after normies got worked up about it
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>>56975692
He should have chosen a different background when saying that, it doesn't lend any favours to his argument.
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>>56975698
Am I being memed?

Is this why?


Fucking yanks ruining everything their chocolate is god afwul
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>>56975574
Me too

How does one make new friends these days without looking like a right twat?
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>>56975477

pigfucking isn't very christian
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>>56975698
did they start putting that vom chemical in
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>>56975477
didn't he call Islam a 'religion of peace' in westminster after the decapitation incident?
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>>56975696

But I'm not ashamed of you. And that's all that matters.
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>>56975537
No, it's cool because being Christian means being tolerant of every other religion.
>>
>phone lights up
>facebook notification
>hey, we see you're close to Lahore, Pakistan - are you okay? send a notification to your friends!


clicked on it and it disappeared
wew
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>>56975702
haven't heard much from it
>>
>>56975477
>christian holiday
>says something vaguely positive about christianity
literally just says whatever is most appropriate at the time, like any other politician
>>
>>56975702
It's the best one before the series got taken over by Jewbisoft madness.
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>>56975761
Rasheed
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>>56975700
A year ago I spoke to a friend to do something together

When the time came he ignored me

I did this once more and since then I have had no friends
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>Jaime Vardy won't start for England
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>>56975715
At first I thought he hit it at a 90 degree angle. But the view in this webm shows he guided it home perfectly. Mental 2bh.
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>>56975744

Technically he didn't fuck a pig, it was already dead and he used its head to gobble his knob. I'm sure there's something legal about that in the scriptures.
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>>56975574
i lost contact with my friends after secondary school
I actually was decently popular but I lived kinda far away from most people so now I have pretty much none
>>
>>56975759
No lad, didn't you hear? Christians are the real terrorists and atheists and muslims are the tolerant peaceful ones.
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>>56975740

yep lad. Kraft did the same with Cadbury Dairy milk but it wasnt as different if i remember right

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/creme-egg-easter-cadbury-mondelez-recipe-sales-a6950221.html
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>>56975809
literally no one ever says that
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>>56975516

he incredibly unoriginal and unfunny

glad he's left, the vocaroos were reddit tier like his flag
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>>56975667
reclaimed the holy land you fucking peasant holy shit

also it prevented further islamic expansion into europe for a good few hundred years. you have to understand the geopolitical picture around that time, islam had just recently expanded into iberia, anatolia, north africa, was raiding southern france and the whole mediterranean. the crusaders brought the fight to islam for a few hundred years so they spent their time trying to fight the kingdom of jerusalem instead of expanding outwards. constantinople probably would have been a target well before 1453 without the crusades.
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>>56975781
you're an idiot
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>>56975738
To be fair, shagging animals is a bit weird. I doubt many people took advantage of the law anyway.
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>>56975740
>>
What's a slightly rubbish film that you like anyway?

For me it's American Beauty.
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>ding-doooong
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>>56975853 how's that
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>>56975800
Good ol', trusty Wayne has never let you down lad. Nothing wrong with big Wayne.
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>>56975828
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The lack of ice has put meme coffee on hold, so I've decided to go for something else. Any summery cocktails you lads know with rum?

Also, wish I was a female soul singer in the '60s
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>>56975692

bit mental how cucked and powerless europeans are

if some paki nutter goes on a gun rampage we can only call the police, so they can call the armed police
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>>56975857
it wasn't so much legal as never formally banned

daily mail reader-tier people liked to get outraged about it every now and then and last year it was finally banned
>>
>>56975874
literally nominated for best picture
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>>56975874

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

>>56975875

Good luck, m8.
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>>56975740
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8507780.stm

They promised they wouldn't do this before the buyout and the government allowed it because of the promise but then they did it anyway.

Remember that the factory had a village built for the workers to live a better life as the owners were Christian philanthropists who cared about the wellbeing of their workers.

It makes the closer significantly worse.
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>>56975887
The best striker England have ever had; the first name on the team sheet!
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>>56975874
how is that slightly rubbish

fuck off
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>>56975838
I disagree, I think he was very funny and original and you sound autistic.
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>>56975874
Pacific Rim
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>>56975901
Did anyone even care?
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>>56975874
Talladega Nights
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Rorke.
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Upper limits of what is smashable with high test:

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1459095118183.png

(WARNING: do not open if you are a low test beta or you may just pop your bollocks)
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>>56975874
Drive
Just because it plays into my autist fantasy of being the quiet hero
and actually having someone love you despite being a sperglord
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>>56975741
don't think its possible t bh
the friends i've made through video games are probably some of the best ive had and they dont even live in ireland
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>>56975931
wtf! I hate America now
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>>56975974
excellent series
>>
Middlesbrough
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I'm low test and proud
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>>56975874

Speed
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>>56975958
Not really
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>>56975874
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>>56975852
>hmm, should we defend our borders, or pour our resources into holding this one city because of religious, rather than practice, reasons?

Maybe Constantinople wouldn't have fallen at all if Christendom had been led by a sane strategist.
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>>56975971
I'm also a fat cunt, so why don't women all want my dick and shout high test at me?
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>>56975874
Resident Evil
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>>56975667
First Crusade literally saved the world and reclaimed Jerusalem.

>>56975971
>high test
>It's just a fat bird
wew lad, can't believe you fell for /fit/s high test meme. What's that quote about pretending to be retarded and then retards think they're in good company?
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>>56975971
unfortunate weight distribution
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>>56975910
>>56975942
Defend that gay, pseudointellectual plastic bag scene.
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>>56975974
favourite sketch is the lesbian show one
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>>56975874
the wedding singer
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>>56975700
>'Do you want to do something?'
>'I have seen the message'
>???
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>>56976039
*practical, not practice
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>>56975974
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>>56975895
But self defence is evil, think of the children!
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>>56975741
Clubs and pubs and all that bollocks. Alternatively, through work or a volunteering program. Or uni.
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>>56975874
Demolition Man
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>>56975991
fug
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>>56975874
Jarhead
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>>56976057
the kid that filmed it was a pseud
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>>56975974
They sure showed those English Ayrabs.
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>>56976046

>First Crusade literally saved the world and reclaimed Jerusalem.

Rorke
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>>56975874
I love parody films, even though they're lowest common denominator most of the time.
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>>56975954
most excellent
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>>56976043
Because testosterone is a MALE sex hormone. The high test meme is about men with very high levels of testosterone being so unbearably horny that they will shag questionably thick birds. When someone on 4chan says a girl is "high test" it means 'a man with high testosterone would shag this girl'.
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>>56975741
Rape gangs.
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>>56976057
that scene made me cry you anti-intellectual commoner
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>>56976157
Rasheed.
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>>56975895
guns are banned lad, how would they go on a gun rampage?

t. MP
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>>56975991
>stop playing video games
>lose all friends
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>>56976039
muh strengthening borders doesnt work when islam was a gigantic unified caliphate and europe is a load of small kingdoms in comparison. the whole point of the crusaders is it unified christendom and got everyone on the same side against islam instead of small nations just getting picked off one by one jesus christ just fuck off rasheed
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>>56976133
It was clear you were meant to see him as s beautiful mind and an original thinker rather than as a pseud
>>56976191
Reddit
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>>56975874
star wars prequels
>>
tie me kangaroo down sport
tie me kangaroo
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>>56976169
Oh i see, I always thought they were saying the birds had high test.
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>>56975874
Hancock

Don't judge me
>>
It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiney day
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Audio-Technica-AT-LP60USB-AT-LP60-USB-Turntable-Grey/dp/B00EUSMFPQ?ie=UTF8&refRID=E4F5Z4F87254VDFNAAM0&ref_=pd_ybh_a_1

just ordered this lads, need a new turntable my current one is broken :(
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut6tsUuajlo

PJW is a fucking nutter
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>>56976218
no it didnt unify christendom talkjng shit you are
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>>56976262
literal cuck detected
>>
>>56976276
>listening to records

Haha, get with the times grandpa. It's all about minidiscs now.
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>>56976217
yeah its a vicious circle
parents always berating me about staying in on weekends but I honestly have more fun with my steam friends + my 4chan m8s

its really shit on a night like this though when I've nobody to even go for a pint with
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>>56976218

>Islam was united during the First crusade

Stopped reading there senpai
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>>56975874

꼭두각시

I watched it for the story honest gov.
>>
found old pictures of my dad shagging my mum from 1989
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>>56976282

he used to write for prisonplanet lad
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>>56976276
>&refRID=E4F5Z4F87254VDFNAAM0&ref_=pd_ybh_a_1

doxxed + stolen your session. Thanks for the free turntable.

*smirks*
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>>56976276
gram-o-phone??
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>>56976302
vinyl is coming back iah
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>>56976311
I'dlike to see them. Post them on /b/ with the word scuttle in the OP and i'll find the thread.
>>
>>56975874
rat race
>>
1996 was 20 years ago
>>
In desperate need of a banger to brighten my life up lads
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>>56976276
>usb
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>>56976218
>instead of small nations just getting picked off one by one

Except that's exactly what happened, Europe lost a shitload of countries to Islam before drawing ahead. Yet everbody everybody acts like the Crusades were some massive era-defining event, when in reality they were less important than any number of Islamic conquests that don't get half the recognition. Meaning today Isalm can paint itself as the victim, despite actually being the aggressor. Stop perpetuating this ridiculous fantasy that the crusades helped Europe in any way.
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>>56976376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkMMJ_4X9f4
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>>56976350
nah i'd have to scan them all

i don't really want to look at them 2bh
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>>56976282
>okay Mr Bush we're going to blow up the twin towers and the pentagon
>alright sound
>btw no one can know about this
>oh yeah I iunderstand
>okay cool
>just thinking though lads, what if we were to put some clues about what we're planning
>how do you mean
>I mean like what if we were to like tell people we were in on it by putting clues on our dollar bills
>ah yes, excellent George, what a good idea
>>
>>56976218
>the crusades unified christendom

stopped reading there
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>>56976376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiSQ_db-Dcw&list=PLyfPcUoivAtZxH4OldLYK3wYZLhFCyAS6
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>>56976377
it has the standard RCA inputs as well, I wouldn't use the USB much at all
>>
Just finished reading A Tale for the Time Being. Would recommend it, lads.
>>
>>56976432
the perfect crime
>>
I've had a massive chocolate egg today and 2 toffee crisps - thanks mummy xxx
>>
>>56976396
bizarro rasheed
>>
what is the reasoning behind using a turntable in this day and age
>>
>>56976396
also... some of the more recent crusades targeted pagans & heretical christians, etc. they probably destroyed a lot of European culture
>>
>>56976282
he seems to have moved on from the crazy conspiracy stuff in fairness. now he just bangs on about SJWs
>>
>>56976396
deehsar
>>
>>56976513
being a hipster faggot
>>
>>56976513
Wanting to be perceived as cool.
>>
Anybody bank with natwest and have more than one account?

Just wondering what happens when you go on the banking app, can you just easily move between accounts/ does it display them both?
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>Watching Sky News
>Footage from easter rising celebration in Ireland
>No mention of the innocent civilians they killed for being suspected protestants
>>
>>56976513
autism
>>
>>56976291
>n-no it didnt!

not an argument

yes it completely did in the sense there were armies on men from all over europe fighting islam instead of just men from individual kingdoms getting picked off.

>>56976306
iirc there was the shia caliphate down in egypt and the levant and the sunni one in mesopotamia and shit but they were both in the crusaders

>>56976396
my ENTIRE point is the crusades were a reactionary event to islams constant expansion into the christian world and they helped SLOW DOWN this expansion by bringing the fight to them fucking rasheed twat
>>
>>56976513
Basically just to physically show off your taste in music and basically flush your money down the toilet
>>
>>56976518
true
>>
>>56976565

Fuck off literal billionaire
>>
>>56976513
to reheat things in the microwave
>>
>>56976513

it's a better listening experience
>>
>Death toll rises above 50 from suicide blast in Pakistani city of Lahore - no group has yet claimed the attack

I hope everyone has put a Pakistani flag filter over their facebook profile picture
>>
>>56976513
vinyl sounds better than digital imho
>>
>>56976569
good
>>
>>56976565
it displays them all in list
>>
>>56976582
t. played Medieval 2 Total War a lot
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>>56976282
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>Non practising Muslim

Do they mean "not a muslim"?
>>
>>56976565
I'm with RBS, have a savings and current.
You can swap money freely between accounts, but you can only withdraw from your current account at the machine. Same for DD.
>>
>>56976565
Yeah you literally just swipe left or right to switch accounts on the app.
>>
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>I hope everyone has put a Pakistani flag filter over their facebook profile picture
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>>56976622
>>
>>56976640
Cultural Muslims.
>>
>>56976629
t. dumb cuck who should fuck off to his own general
>>
>>56976598
yeah
love paying for crackles and pops
>>
>>56976626
>>56976650


Nice, thanks lads.

Just set up two extra accounts so I jew my money away but like the comfy idea of being able to access them all by my app
>>
remember when the taliban killed 140 schoolkids in pakistan last year
>>
>>56976681
this IS my general
>>
>>56976513
vinyl is the objectivity superior listening platform

if you have a nice amp and speakers or some high end headphones that is the best you can get music wise

imagine some little scrote listening to mp3s on the bus with his £5 earphones

makes he physically sick

you do have to bear in mind that most modern vinyl presses are just the compressed digital version that you get on cd just transferred onto the vinyl and not the master like all the older vinyls though
>>
>>56976681
rude
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>>56976622
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>>56976569
dunno why we didnt make a greater effort to make ireland protestant theyd probably still be part of the UK today i swear it all just stems from papal autism
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>vinyl is the objectivity superior listening platform

>if you have a nice amp and speakers or some high end headphones that is the best you can get music wise

>imagine some little scrote listening to mp3s on the bus with his £5 earphones

>makes he physically sick

>you do have to bear in mind that most modern vinyl presses are just the compressed digital version that you get on cd just transferred onto the vinyl and not the master like all the older vinyls though
>>
really sick of having to work with minorities

can barely understand what theyre saying
>>
>>56976582

>iirc there was the shia caliphate down in egypt and the levant and the sunni one in mesopotamia and shit but they were both in the crusaders

The different Islamic sects were MUCH more interested in killing one another and making their own belief system dominant than they were in invading christian europe any further. To say that they even went to help the Byzantines is too fucking simple as both christian and orthadox mistrusted each other and the divisions of Christianity are shown by the fact that there was constant arguing over the route to take and who was to recieve land. Claiming that both sides were anything close to united shows how little you know desu
>>
why are normies inherently hipster? why do they obsess over current trends?
>>
>tfw moving from a house to a large flat

want to fucking die
>>
>>56976569
>The Easter Rising volunteers took time out of their Easter Rising to kill random Protestants
You having me a laugh lad?
>>
>>56976728
>imagine some little scrote listening to mp3s on the bus with his £5 earphones
That's me
>>
>>56976599
I'm sure the 20 or so people in Pakistan and surrounding countries with an internet connection did
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>vinyl is the objectivity superior listening platform
>>
Just fyi, there ain't no mountain high enough so don't even bother trying to tell me otherwise. Same goes for low valleys.
>>
>>56976821
Yeah, so you keep saying.
>>
What would be a comfy bank balance for you lads?

5-6k in current account
10k help to buy
15k in an isa
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>>56976882
1 million
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>>56976806
youre completely taking what i meant by "united" out of context fuck off rasheed
>>
>>56976882
$1m
>>
>>56976812

they are not conscious individuals so they offload decision making to the normie hive
>>
>>56976582
heh, keep chatting shit friendo

it wont save you i guarantee it
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