Yanks out edition
hi
>that one twat at work who gets away with everything because the boss likes them
going to poo in her tea one day
>I happen to be a taxpayer.
well good morning
bit cold out
posting this while having a wee
>>52174068
>her
That explains it. Roasties always get preferential treatment
>>52173972
Man dipping lettuce in shit then shitting it back out of his dick with cum too
>It's 9ºC
>Open the windows and enjoying the heat
>Listening to the birds singing
How did everything go so right, lads?
god bless you ma'am
howdy
![uZIdOs6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/et0zyWA.jpg "uZIdOs6[1].jpg")
>Heard the local brown fellows referring to eachother as "asian" so I'd better do the same. Wouldn't want to offend those fine gentlemen, now would I?
>>52174141
>It's 9ºC
poortherner detected
>>52174026
>not pakis out edition
>yanks are bad
Fuck off Abdul
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
realized today that xmas songs will be BANNED in public in our lifetimes or have the word christmas cut out like rap songs wif swearing
>>52174158
boy howdy lets talk why not
Visiting London in February for business.
How disappointed will I be?
Ask a Pakistani living in Tower hamlets, London anything
>>52174188
I'm from Hull.
listening to the k-on soundtrack lads
On holiday in America and it's just like the memes.
just text the disabled gf asking what she wants for christmas lads
I will keep you updated
>>52174205
No more nativity plays because they don't properly represent our multicultural society.
>>52174222
very poorth
>>52174205
>realized
fuck off yank
>>52174220
very unless you're a paki too
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETS
>>52174241
Make sure she doesn't get on the mulled wine mate
Don't want her getting legless
>>52174196
Do you ever sleep?
>>52174241
bet she says new legs
Im trying to ween myself off 4chan, how can I do it? Its like a time sink..
Off to work lads.
off to the gloryhole tonight lads
>>52174255
Indeed, I still would not trade it though. I really do love this part of the country.
>>52174295
Stay outside and off the computer.
>>52174220
I like London Tbh
>>52174266
LOCK DOWN YOUR AERIAL
>>52174266
LOCK DOWN YOUR AERIAL
>>52174295
You're here forever
t. someone who's been here every day for almost 9 years
>>52174220
Depends on the business lad.
>>52174316
Anything I should hit up while I'm there?
>>52174097
keep roastie talk in /r9k/ please, we need to maintain at least a little decorum in /int/
>>52174221
What's it like being surroudned by bangladeshis
hello lads
>>52174343
London Eye
>>52174334
Haha bit slow you filthy hun (jk)
>>52174257
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 21.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
Polaboo failed his driving theory
Got 35/50
The internet questions were different
Passed the hazard perception even though he forgot that was part of the test
love that webm of proxy paige putting a choc ice in her arse then fisting herself
>>52174312
Where do I go?
>>52174359
>London Eye
thanks man. I'll check it out
>>52174367
'Bena
>>52174369
CHOC ICE
>>52174347
They're alright, they don't much like us though.
is your waifu a cute?
Mine is lads. Pic related :D
Do we actually have any Lancastrian posters?
>>52174364
How about you go fuck yourself you dirty cosmopolitan cunt?
ahaha absolutely savage banter lads
Imagine a gf
>>52174367
How can you be that retarded?
having an investigate
>weather is like 14 degrees all week
wtf is going on it's december
>>52174421
h-haha
>>52174408
without a doubt
>>52174364
F-fuck off p-paki
The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice
>>52174362
Why you cheeky little swine, come here I'm gonna batter you! Come here!
>>52174369
don't like how prominent all this anal freakshow stff is becoming in porn
>>52174379
I dunno mate, where do you live?
>>52174389
Going to be memed for this
You like decent food? Go to Tonkatsu in Soho.
Seriously good ramen.
lancashire? more like wankashire
put some films on my mums laptop and she just has completely un-hidden folders of her sucking different peoples dick along with extensive pictures of her being fucked (with anal)
i'm not even remotely into incest but i still looked through all 231 of them
not going to tell her obviously
>>52174343
Jeremy Benthams wax covered remains in UCL.
>>52174449
met office are literally changing the weather to be warmer to pander to the immigrants it's DISGRACEFUL
>>52174436
There are questions you just need to learn the answers to
>>52174364
funny how the only defence londonistanis have when someone insults their shithole is "muh relevance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "everyone else is just jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the only thing london has on other cities is a lot of pretty old buildings, but the same can be said about a lot of places including where i'm from in the south
>>52174470
>go to a shop named after a certain type of food
>don't get the aforementioned food
????
>>52174408
>race traitor
>>52174481
nice one
>>52174481
share?
>>52174519
It is a ramen noodle bar.
I didn't pick the name.
>>52174481
don't believe you la
if god is real then why does bad things happen to hgood people
checkmate pagans
>>52174490
Which isn't exactly hard, there's only so many questions
t. Top lad who got 49/50 first try
havin a bit of a look lads ngl
![Angry+feels+some+speeding+asshole+ran+over+my+cat+today_58163f_5507890[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HnQKXsD.jpg "Angry+feels+some+speeding+asshole+ran+over+my+cat+today_58163f_5507890[1].jpg")
>>52174026
>yanks out edition
B-but senpai I thought you loved us ;(
>>52174481
PLEASE seek help
>>52174468
Love it 2bh
reminder to get your roasties done like mums
this is disgusting
if it's sunny on christmas again like it was this year i will fucking kick off
>>52174572
the fuck. It's like naming a pizza joint, ''stew''
>>52174530
it's not, i feel violated, she's a right dirty cow
>>52174559
obviously not posting nudes of my mum
>>52174593
for what?
yanks in
Fuck the Queen, republic NOW!
>>52174524
implying
>>52174628
yanks out
>>52174605
>mick drawn to ad for potatoes
>>52174618
Hipsters gonna hipster m8
>>52174625
>obviously not posting nudes of my mum
well then fuck off then with your fabricated stories.
you could post them with the dirty bits and face covered, just to prove, but you're a wasteman
>>52174588
noticed you having a look
>>52174572
>>52174519
It's called Tonkotsu not Tonkatsu.
Also someone recommend me a state flag that looks like/contains St George's cross.
what's this roastie meme
>>52174658
>wasteman
>>52174672
Aunt Bessie's
>>52174628
Paki detected.
>>52174616
Fucking El Nino spic weather system ruining Christmas, REEEEEEEE
>>52174470
I love good ramen. I'll check it out
>>52174483
>Jeremy Benthams
That sounds crazy. I'll have to see that
>>52174669
>tonkotsu
ahh, that makes sense
hello my fellow brits
jolly good in 'ere innit
>>52174338
This.
Once you start, you can never leave.
Hi lads, I got an STD test last week and got a letter in the mail today saying I need a "non-urgent" appointment. How fucked am I?
>>52174710
Fuck off russian pikey
>>52174592
I hate you and hope you catch the clap.
Should we strategically move Christmas?
Can't believe we can post cuck again 2bh.
>>52174739
you have AIDS in your pooper
very attractive woman being posted here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SXP95NnSe2
a very old m8 came by today
>>52174639
>>52174739
you have aids, sorry dead man
really want to fuck a shemale lads
>>52174710
Pound shop Romanian
![7c9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a0yU458.png "7c9[1].png")
>>52174731
>>52174739
t. Brucey Banterbully
cucks the lot of you
>>52174616
>people still deny global warming
>>52174739
let that be a lesson, no more cocks in your mouth
fucking 3 o clock and I'm already having to pull the blinds over and turn the light on
cuck desu lad senpai
>>52174731
>>52174801
you hear a lot about global warming but it's still BLOODY COLD IN MY FLAT
>>52174839
did you close the fridge
>>52174805
you're in some little man crew, doing little things what a little man do
>>52174805
Oh poor you paddy
Fucking retard
>>52174026
Who PC master race here lads?
>>52174867
bit uncalled for
found my oneitis' new okcupid profile
>>52174839
Lucky fuck.
Literally melting right now famalam.
The mother broke the thermostat and for some reason its stuck at 27C
I wanna die desu
>>52174784
like this la?
already planning my groundbreaking new gimmicks for 2016 lads
i'm mindshowering some really revolutionary stuff here, could change the way we look at gimmicks forever
I will keep you updated
>>52174876
did you get Squad?
stop posting gook drawings
>>52174876
>not having both
>>52174914
out
>>52174891
Nice blog
Unsubscribed you cretinous melt
Is it true that all British women crave Irish cock more than anything on earth and that they loath sissy english "men"?
Think about it, Irish men are tough, brave, valiant, courageous and strong
Their history of oppression and celtic heritage makes fierce warriors of them, and excellent lovers, unlike little english men, who are scrawny, beta, repulsive little cucks
How do sissy english cuckolds compete with the BIC (Big Irish Cock)?
>>52174910
No but I wish.
Looks pretty cool.
>>52174914
Yanks out!
>>52174938
no you go out, fucking gooklover
dreamed that i flew to south africa to chill with yolandi vi$$er and then i had no money to fly back and i was stranded in cape town and yolandi didnt want to lend me money and our bus crashed
>>52174026
Ill go anywhere as I please, what are you gonna do? Try and take my land?
>>52174914
>Want a cup of tea
>No milk
>Schools chucking out and don't want to deal with the crowds
J-just gotta hang on in there
>>52174950
yeah, their ginger hair really gets our women going
dreamed I was dead then I woke up and realised I'd never been alive
>>52174960
>>52174938
sensing a bit of hostility today
>>52174962
out
>>52174910
do you need friends to fully experience it
global warming doesn't look too bad tbqh
>>52174950
No, in fact the opposite seems to be the case. Irish women seem to end up with English men.
>>52174960
>>52174973
>>52174960
I like anime, can I stay?
t. loyalist weeb
>>52174950
I've experienced this somewhat but mainly with slags
dreamed i was trapped in /brit/ forever
just imagine that
>>52174995
based
>>52174993
>this meme that we're vulnerable yet the uk gets all the floods
haha
>>52174993
>holland
nothing personnel kid
knee-high socks just arrived lads
>>52174995
>>52174996
post ur animes
>>52174993
ethiopia doesn't even have a fucking coast, what are they afraid of?
>>52174993
>India gets fucked
That's punishment for not developing proper shitting etiquette.
>>52174996
Yes.
>>52174995
>>>/yankland/
>>52174950
>>52174994
>>52174977
>>52175004
jealous sissy british boys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91liSjahuNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTYWRk15x6g
look at these strong, tough, manly, alpha Irish men
there is literally NO WAY for english """""men""""" to compete with them
they could literally walk in london, look at a british girl and have her beg to suck their big Irish cocks, going as far as to give them money, all in front of her english cuck husband/bf
>>52175026
It's because you do something about it. We don't do anything and let it flood, because there's less risk.
>THEY BUILD ON FLOODPLAINS
>THEY LIVE ON FLOODPLAINS
>>52175043
*wraps arms around your legs and kisses your hip*
>>52175067
There are no British people in London.
Accidentally ate my GF's yeast infection in the dark last night boys.
>>52174026
post yfw cucking brits from across the pond.
>900 schools in LA closed after a credible terror threat
>>52175067
you sound a bit gay
>>52175100
rural british women all over england dream for a strong celtic man to impregnate them while laying with their english sissy husbands in bed
>>52175085
"For fucks sake I'm being flooded, this is the last thing you expect, why did the bloody Tories let this happen?" - man who owns property on a flood plain
>>52175119
It just literally doesn't work when yanks are basically half brit mutts
>>52175119
why is taylor swift dating a brit?
kristen stewart? katy perry? selena gomez?
you're cucked as fuck mate
>>52175123
wut. LA as in Los Angeles?
>>52175128
what's wrong britboy, your girl messing around with irish men again? :^)
>tfw when have to go to work shortly
Can't see any reason to keep living
lads
>>52175178
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35102954
what else
t. nespresso
>>52175123
900 SCHOOLS IN A CITY?
14 STONE IN A DAY?
>>52175067
> True brits
> Wanting filthy Catholics.
Dinnae think so pal
>>52174987
no but you need a mic
>>52175178
Yeah lad
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/676781362855190528
>>52175206
louisianna
>i'm white
bit racist
>>52175206
>unspecified "electronic" threat
Wish I was a Catholic instead of a protestant
>>52175189
>tfw week off
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Wk7G16ksd not to good at this strumstick haha
>>52175119
>emma watson
le trash man.jpeg
lads is this a tranny
http://84.244.135.41/f/2811790_1.jpg
>>52175123
source
>>52175255
you can literally change you twat
>>52175243
what the fuck I'm in Los Angeles. well that's just fantastic
>>52175213
what is it about Irish men that british girls love so much?
you know that big, strong Irish guy who bullied you in school?
he probably impregnated many british girls by now
his celtic seed has been spread amongst your people
the british folk is being bred out by strong celtic men
How many dead Yank children will there be by the end of the day? 100? 1,000? 10,000?
Dad got mad at polaboo for failing his driving theory test
>>52175255
There is this thing called conversion.
>>52175289
>no dick
Looks more your average British manface to be honest
>>52175123
Imagine if Terrorists did a Beslan style attack in the US, fucking hate Muzzies so much. Stay safe Yanklads
>>52175327
show some fucking respect
>>52175243
>that top reply
>>52175299
Doesn't really count though if you're not raised it, it's like becoming a Buddhist in your 30s or something, it's a meme at that stage.
>>52175253
local stuff is saying it's a bomb threat
>Jonah Lomu died effectively broke last month, it has been revealed, as friends establish a trust fund for the rugby player’s two sons.
>“It is also apparent that his 20-year illness and long dialysis sessions, multiple times a week, affected him far more than people realised, including his ability to work and earn the type of money people probably assumed he was capable of earning.”
>The trust, not set up at the request of the family, will solely benefit Lomu’s two boys, providing the education and pastoral care he would have wanted for them.
>>52175312
>Be American
>Get shot
>>52175312
RIP
>>52175324
> big strong Irish guy
> Being able to bully even bigger, stronger scottish guys
Dont think so. The Irish kid in school used to get the shit kicked out of him because he was a fucking pikey.
But you are right, he did impregnate a British girl.
Hes now in prison on rape charges.
>It's a random JF comes into the thread talking shit episode
>>52175361
Typical black man
>>52175327
fuck off, that's not banter
just made some pickled onions for my dad
America child
>Mom I'm going to work REALLY hard and become head of the state!
>Good boy in this land of freedom you can do
British child
>oi mam i wanna be tha 'ead of state oi due
>ya sillay little cunt only da queen by be head of state just be a butcher like your father and his father and his father and his father its better we subjects know our place it is
>>52175345
well "she" is Brazilian
http://www.adultwork.com/2811790
>>52175370
lmao nice fantasy Nigel
>>52175354
>implying people in england are raised religiously
>>52175388
show some fucking respect
>>52175419
yank out
>>52175347
>Imagine if Terrorists did a Beslan style attack in the US, fucking hate Yanks so much. Go to hell Yanklads
>>52175419
But you need a shitload of funding to become a politician, britbro.
Though I guess it's still easier than in other places, especially if you're charismatic
>>52175419
Lying to your children is pretty cruel desu
>tfw you have to walk all the way to the toilet to piss because you've come home from uni and theres no sink in your room
>>52175427
Im Scottish, I vote SNP
#GodblessNicola
>>52175419
Fuck off Yank
doing a wank
>>52175419
>becoming president is merit based
Oh, sweetie :)
>>52175399
>triggered
HON HON I AM ZE FANCY FRENCHMAN I LIKE CHEESE AND I AM GAY
[this is my impression of a french man, if you like this impression, be sure to like and subscribe to my blog]
>>52175354
except at that age you're old enough to make more informed decisions instead of being brainwashed as a child
>>52175400
Well done you're gonna remind him that he's got a mincing gaylord for a """"son""""
>>52175476
>>52175477
rhyme
>>52175487
dumb ukip voter
>>52175487
Do an impression of an Irishman next ahah
>the SNP
>>52175419
The amount of people that just replied to this post proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>52175419
t. failure who blames others for his problems
pro tip: it's not your parents fault you failed at life.
>>52175354
Very few people are raised religiously now lad.
>>52175496
lol jealous
>Yanks say the UK is cucked by Muslims
>Far more Yanks have died in Islamic terrorist attacks in the 21st Century even if you discount 9/11
>Now 1000 schools have been closed due to a bomb threat by Muslims
>This never happens in the UK
>I believe in free will
