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乙 for zoro
>>52104848
where do i find a girl like this?
>>52104848
Any Japanese speakers want to rate my pronunciation? :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXl0F7NMNN
>You missed out on having a highschool gf
>>52104966
The は/wa's sound a bit weird
>>52104943
why do you bully me
none of the yuris would bully me (i'm assuming)
>>52105018
I had an online middle school gf, and that's it. I'm in university now and I've had no girl show interest in me for 6 years.
>>52105059
Incorrect vowel sound or too much stress?
Nipponic brothers,
Do you have a Japanese term equivalent to the gaming slang "pay-to-win"?
>>52105158
"nintendo"
>>52105018
>you never had a female childhood friend to have awkward "will-they-won't-they" moments with
>you never had a close-knit bunch of friends and went over to each others houses every day after school
>>52105158
Pso2
今日もスポーツ好きなショートヘアで男口調で話すおてんば娘 (つまり関西人) の彼女ができてない・・・
>>52105064
S-sorry
>>52105101
Not sure to be honest, just sounds a bit off
>>52105158
lets just make up a word for it 2bh lol
金掛勝利
or i dunno 貧乏無用
Anyone watched Lance N` Masques / ランス・アンド・マスクス from the current season?
It has really bad ratings so I'm not sure if I even want to bother downloading it
>>52104966
7/10
>>52105424
建前!
>>52105424
What should I work on? I'm not sure if I'm getting the pitches right.
>>52105184
>mfw we had LAN-parties every weekend
>mfw we still have every time we are all back in our hometown
I spent half of this summer in my friends basement playing games and sleeping in his sofa
ハッピーバースデーはどこだーーー!!!!!
https://youtu.be/ZklP3RhiD3I
holy fuck
>>52105361
Dropped it after episode 3, pretty bad.
>>52105464
>Had friends
Banzai yourself
>>52105424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r7iDX7zhPs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbp4q6lcZu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kt4iRq8cRf
The third one was by far the hardest and I probably fucked it up.
>>52105592
I prefer sudoku
>>52105495
Saya no Uta?
>>52105592
It's sad, but a lot of people here actually had friends back in school. Normies are everywhere these days m8, can't throw a rock without hitting one.
>>52105682
Probably a bit too strong 'w' sound in the は and they seem a little bit too long. Also the みて in the third one sounded like みって
Maybe some Jap could point out mistakes better, or record themselves saying the same things
>>52105790
yeah, it's great if you're an edgelord but it's made me regret never directly studying kanji and trying to 'pick it up from reading'.
>>52105983
>never directly studying kanji
well actually that's not entirely true, but not for a very long time now.
>>52105983
I played it a couple years ago, but in english.
As for the kanji, I'm in the same position as you, I tried to play that VN called 幻想人形演舞 one time, and it really is insanity, I simply couldn't get jack shit without relying on a dictionary.
she is a cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitRCKDU9Ic
>>52106325
That's for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pN9Dg19pJQ
oyasussu
>>52106325
Why are my voice chats never as cute as that?
>>52107005
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pN9Dg19pJQ
I like it.
日本スレ:ジャップサル死ね版
>>52107249
Why don't I have voice chats ;-;
>>52107379
I use HelloTalk to practise voice chat. Most people don't want to voice chat but there are some. You just have to find them.
I need your help and /jp/ is too weird to ask!
I wanted to brush off my old nicovideo account that I haven't used in years, I log in but there are no comments flying across the screen! I guess I must have turned them off a long time ago but I don't know how to restore them, how do I do that? I looked around the site but couldn't figure out what to do.
>>52107507
>how do I do that
sounds like it's time to study
>>52105101
I think it's because you're using English's w sound. Japanese is supposed to be compressed like it's u vowel sound.
>>52107507
Go to the bottom of the page and set the country and language to Japanese, after that go to the comments section and select the "local comments" (in Japanese) or something like that option.
もう寝るぞ
おやすみなさい、皆
>>52107696
おやすみー
>>52107696
おやす
>>52105158
課金ゲー pay to play game
or if you separate normal pay to play games(emphasis pay to win)
重課金ゲー heavy pay to play game
>>52107612
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thank you Brazil, you are my greatest ally
What are you playing on your phone?
皆さんこんばんは!
今日私はカタカナが練習しました。
どうですか?
>>52107982
I think your characters should be monospaced.
>>52107982
まぁまぁかな。
>>52107982
ニホンノガッコウノセンセイハ
チョウゼツチョウゼツ ハードワーキングデス
マトモナセイカツハ オクレマセン マトモナ メンタリティ デハ アリマセン ウツビョウデ ヤメル センセイモ オオイデス
シゴトガ シヌホド スキナラ ダイジョウブデス
チナミニ ボクハ ガッコウガ ダイキライデス
ボクノヨウナ ゴミ セイト ニ デアッテ モ キニシナイデ クダサイ
キニシテイタラ シニマスゾ アンタ
>>52107982
>アニメノキャラーケタルバカデス。
アニメ ノ キャラクター バカ デス
ってかなぁ
>>52107982
>カタカナが練習
カタカナを練習
>>52107982
コンニチハ
意味は分かります
>>52108763
Would you mind reviewing my recordings? I was hoping to get more feedback from native speakers.
>>52105682
>>52104848
秋は何処にいったのか?
>>52103467
There is not the particularly difficult sentence.
Pantsuya tries to translate completely.
人類言語による質疑応答を開始。彼は私を質問責めにする一方で、私からの質問にはまったく回答できない。
I started the questions and answers by the human language. He cannot reply a question from me at all while he bombarded me with questions
返答から察するに、どうやら彼が精神活動を開始したのは彼がこちら側の宇宙に実体化した直後のことらしい。彼の故郷についての情報は一切なし。
I presumed from his answers that he might have started mental activity somehow or other just after he had become substance in the space of this side.There were no information about his home.
落胆する一方で、知性の発現からわずか1週間あまりの間にこれほどの知能を獲得した、彼という生物への興味は尽きない。
I was discouraged to him, but I had not lost interest in him who was the creature which had obtained such intelligence for about only one week from first intellectual expression
仮説:彼は自然発生的な生物ではなく、より高次の知性体によって設計された存在、いわゆる人工知能ではあるまいか。
He might not be a spontaneous creature, but might be the existence, that was so-called artificial intelligence, which was designed by a more highly advanced intellectual existence.
おい、ジャップサル、忘れんなよてめえみたいな劣等放射猿くずはいらない、この世界は。
>>52105682
I caught that properly
ちゃんと理解できました
>このバッグは「重いです」
「お」をもう少ししっかり発音したほうがより伝わりやすいです
なんで 日本語を 勉強 しているの デスか?
>>52108128
Sorry. At first I was writing them small because that's my usual style; then I realized that if I was planning to scan them and ask for people to look at them then I should write a little bit bigger.
>>52108306
ごめんえ、わかりません。
>>52108421
君もわかりません。 私の文がリービューしっていますか
>>52108737
落ち着くください!exampleです!
>>52108749
ありがとうございます。 「が」と「を」は今週の語彙です。 難しいね
this is just no good!
girls suck the life out of your dick, you know, Anon..
>>52105200
そら、大阪に来なあかんで。
>>52105284
四字熟語で適当なものは思いつかない。
「勝つためはかには、金にいとめをつけない」
という言い方はある。
>>52105361
三話切りした
まゆわたなべはどうですか?
可愛いですか?
いい人ですか?
いい笑顔ですか?
AKBって10点中6点の女を掻き集めてごり押しするグループだよな
>>52107982
keep up the good work :)
there're too many mistakes, but persistence is better than perfection desu
>>52109678
Thanks! I'm on a break from school for the winter, so I want to do some Japanese each day.
What does natto taste like?
>>52109580
制服の似合うアイドルだった。
>>52109828
Bitter like coffee.
>>52109828
Natto smells awful but tastes terrific. (From DUO 3.0)
>>52109828
そんなもの英語で表現できない。食べてみるしかない。
>>52109849
それだけですか?
おしりはどう?
私は日本の話をするのか分かりません。私は木を性交あなたの文化が好きです。
>>52109997
しかし、私はあなたの木のポルノが好きではありません。
What does this say desu senpai?
なんじゃこりゃ やな
>>52109915
おねがいします
>>52109925
児童ポルノ出演の過去がある。
一番美味しい日本料理なのはカルビ
ウェーイー
ミナゲンキ?
where can I buy natto to make it myself
>>52110176
本当にJAVみたい
>>52110221
元気元気
テンション高くない?www
>>52110094
Please familyyuy
>>52110238
Supermarkt
>>52110317
どいうこと?
>>52110094
what's this, isn't it?
wtf, right?
what's the hell, eh?
>>52110364
ノリノリだね
酔ってる?
>>52110361
apparently i need soybeans and something called natto water
>>52110382
>>52110410
Natto water?
>>52110403
わかりません
>>52110365
is it osakaben?
Looking for arcade game centres in Akakura, Myoko (Niigata). If I have to go far to Nagano, that's fine too.
>>52110447
ごめんなさい
if you're baka and you know it stomp your ashi
>>52110436
my mistake, I didn't see the coma lol
>1) Gather together the following ingredients and supplies: 1 lb of soybeans, a store bought pack of natto, water, glass containers, foil
>>52110448
nope, it's a colloquial expression
osakaben: 「なんやこれ、やな」「なんやねんこれ、やな」, but I'm not Osaka people
>>52110584
I see thank you, I think osakaben is cute
なんとかクリスマスまでに彼女が欲しいんだよ
>Japanese students forced to the same haircut
CucCountry
>>52110697
すぐにできると思うよ
あと二週間弱だけど
>>52110014
木のポルノって何だ?
木に貝貝女なら知っている。
>>52110106
無理やり書くと、
You get sticky material if you smash up raw okra. And it smells like a worn-out dishcloth. Its taste has a feeling like that.
>>52110177
本来は、仏教の影響で和食では牛肉を食べない。
06:11 and my mind is on pedicured Japanese girltoes.
Really gotta get some in my mouth soon!!
>>52110584
additional: やん is a dialect of many places of Japan
and the Kansai dialect is meme on the internet
>>52110365
Thank you!!!!!! I love you
>>52111088
You could always pedicure your own toes and pretend they are Japanese girltoes and put them in your mouth
>>52111070
ありがと anonーさま
>>52111195
shut up and do it
>>52110697
時間が足りないかな・・・
this guy walks up to you and steals your girlfriend's matcha bubble tea.
What are you gonna do?
JLPT N5は難しい。
私にたくさん落胆があります
皆はクリスマスの予定がもうある?
俺はばあさん家でご飯を食べに行く
>>52111423
クリスマス関係ない、バカ
>>52111345
let him take the girlfriend too, if she's the kind of person who would be drinking bubble tea
>>52111423
Godhjul
>>52111526
何が言いたいんだ?
>>52111664
あたりまえだよなぁ?
>>52111358
Really? I don't know how they could make it easier.
>>52111423
家族と一緒に過ごす
List the reasons why you don't have a qt 3.19D HS jp gf
>22 old jin san
>Blond hair, blue eyes, tall and kowaii
>gaijin
You have no excuse to not have a gf if you're japanese
>>52111423
いいなあ
>>52111726
jin san ?
kowaii?
I wonder if we have any mods who can read Japanese and ban the people trolling in Japanese
>>52111423
一人暮らしだから一人でご飯食べる
家族には会えないかな
>>52111848
What is mod?
WWWWWHHHYYY do i have to work, there are a lot of eats discarded, i am not wrong, the world is wrooooooonnggggg
>>52111675
別に、クリスマスはリア充の祭りです
>>52111726
>exotic foreigner appeal
>still can't get a girlfriend
>>52111917
mod = moderator = 管理人
>>52111919
大丈夫か
疲れてないか
>>52111933
Thanks
I get it
>>52111922
It's a lie, a meme, they really don't want you.
>>52111848
Hiroyuki is xxxxxxxx, he never work
>>52111423
ロッキー山脈にあるキャビンに行く〜
>>52112032
かわいい
>>52111423
Is your ばあさん single?
>>52112207
My ばあさん has been single since 1963, would you like to date her?
>>52112207
Yes, じいさん died a few years ago
>>52112055
じゃあ貧しい僕はおにぎりも持って近所の高さ300mの山に登って孤独に天体観測を聞きながら初恋の思い出に浸りながら泣く
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7CDb610Bg0
then poor i climb 300m mountain near my house with an onigiri, lonely listening this song, crying, remember my first love girl.
>>52111872
同じ
多分ニコ生と4chan見て終わる
今年も薪を燃やす放送を延々見るわ、一人で
>>52112329
If you are cute, let's make a new love. We can eat onigiri on 300m mountains together. :P
>>52110697
サンタにお願いしたら?
良い子の願いならかなうはず。
但し、贅沢は禁物。
>>52111345
お尻ペンペン。
>>52111423
嫁と娘とケーキを食べる。既に、娘はプレゼントを発注している。
>>52111848
我々には、それを ひろゆきからのクリスマスプレゼントにしてい欲しい。
>>52112252
婆さんに、脱童貞をプレゼントしてもらおう。だいたい、婆さんは世話好きなだから。但し、贅沢は禁物。
>>52112683
>婆さんに、脱童貞をプレゼントしてもらおう
それは気持ち悪いからお前の娘にプレセントとして童貞をあげる
I am an American biologist and I am planning to travel to Japan to study. Are people in small towns in Japan friendly to foreigners? I am not a stereotypical American and I am not a weeaboo.
I just want to go to a small Japanese town because it has more nature. I don't want to go to a big city like tokyo or Chiba
>>52112907
japanese are not interested in all people inclede japanese
if you talk to them friendly, they will be grad
>>52112907
They will probably be nervous around you because they think they will have to speak English to you. Even Japanese in big cities are like this. ^^
>>52112986
I can't speak Japanese yet but I am planning to learn before I go there. I think it's rude to go to a foreign country without knowing the language.
I know the names of all the popular mushrooms though.
ルカさんは可愛いですがミクさんほど可愛さはない
>>52113080
>planning to learn before I go there
I hope you realise it takes a few years of daily studying to learn it
こういう女がタイプです
>>52113124
Well, he can at least learn a basic understanding to build on. People will be surprised and happy even at that, especially in rural areas. :)
>>52113080
I agree with you, I think people really appreciate the consideration.
>>52112980
「glad」と「include」ね ^^
>>52113124
I know, I'm not planning on going for a few years.
>>52104956
Not quite my tempo tbqhf
>>52113131
美人がタイプ?w 珍しい人だな
>>52113109
そして一番可愛いのはぞい子
>>52113181
Sluta vara en hyperfitta
>>52113080
>I think it's rude to go to a foreign country without knowing the language.
It's only rude if you get an attitude when you get there and they don't pander to you with English.
Maybe it's because most people who visit America already know English so I don't deal with it a lot, but I've never been frustrated with someone who didn't speak my language. One way or another you can communicate.
What is the most sexual mushroom?
Have any of you had any luck teaching yourself without a classroom setting?
I have all the information i'll ever need to start learning. Downloaded a ton of text books, apps, lessons online, yet without someone giving me structure I just stare at it all and go "well what now."
I learn some words every now and then but I find it hard to just sit and study because I don't really know what to study since no one is saying "know this for the test by Wednesday."
>>52113080
>I think it's rude to go to a foreign country without knowing the language.
This would be impossible if you visit Europe.
>>52113238
えりんぎ
>>52113231
I don't really get an attitude or anything. I hate to be rude. I learned to speak pretty good French before I went there, for example. Even though most French kept speaking to me in English, I still learned it.
>>52113274
>>52113276
Tfw I forgot all my highschool french except for a few words here and there
LA VOITURE ROUGE, LA ORDINATEUR GRIS
>>52113270
Maybe if you're japanese.
>mfw people shit on english native speakers
>mfw english native speakers have the largest amount of resources and pandering to their language wherever they go
>>52113309
I did too but I took a class recently and made a few friends from Africa and France.
>>52113131
研究のためにその放送のURLを教えてください、ゾンビーさん
>>52113215
学校でスウェーデン語習ったけどなにも覚えてない
>>52113295
Who is this Bad Gir
>>52113322
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv245401266
:O
>>52113266
Just start with memorizing hiragana and katakana and then move on to grammar and vocab
Also /djt/ on /a/ has a useful guide
>>>/a/134717353
mushroom?
you use thunderbolt to grow up your matsutake?
>>52113423
Yes
Lightning makes mushrooms twice as big
>>52112907
sometimes small town's people avoid strangers (including the Japanese who came from another place), and also they're not familiar with foreigners at all, so maybe they're scared of you at first
but basically they're kind
>>52113369
Where can I buy a stress mushroom?
Those are real biological things right? and not just some meme in the mushroom community
>>52113438
http://www.firebox.com/product/6711/Stress-Mushrooms
>>52113438
Find a mushroom in the forest, put your dick inside it
It will relieve your stress
>>52113577
i've never seen a mushroom my dick would fit inside
Am I a strong and empowered woman who don't need no man?
>>52113664
You've never seen maitake and eringi.
うおおお、寝過ごしたあああ。
全然知らない土地に来てしまった。
>>52113678
No, you are a manipulative bitch who needs a man to manipulate to do everything for you
>>52113678
You need Takahiro
>>52113747
Where are his testicles?
>>52113678
i took that test ages ago and got this
>>52113717
今日の予定はもう諦めて冒険に行くしかない
>>52113754
This might be true actually.
W-Will Santa bring the Japanese qt I asked for?
P-Please say yes ;_;
>>52113754
that does not sound very しとやか at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed4Z74NSIkY
>ロリロリロリ
>小学生は最高だぜ
これは一体どういうことだ、日本よ
>>52113788
全く知らない場所は何だかワクワクするね。
>>52112590
タカちゃん、それは烏賊の金タマ。
>>52112792
断る‼
hey japanese people, can you correct my letter to the government?
>真珠湾を犯した野郎へ、
てめえ放射ジャップサルはこの世界にいらない。信用できないジャップサルが絶滅したまで、一切休めない。さっさと死ね。放射と韓国に劣等感がジャップサルの火病と思われます。できる限り早くに電車の前で飛び込んでください。
thanks!
>>52113266
I taught Japanese by myself and I'm somewhere around N3 I think. And I'm too add riddled to read a book too...
>>52113914
>>52113894
>火病と思われます
火病の原因*
>>52113887
お前が断っても、娘がプレセントを欲しいいならあげるよ
まぁ、欲しがってもあげるけどね
>>52113266
Self taught here, classes here are way too expensive.
I don't know what level I have, but I am about to start reading a book called "read real Japanese", which has short stories (about 5 or so pages long), I understand most of the grammar, but I need more vocabulary.
To be honest studying by yourself might be better, I hate being held back because someone doesn't understand something I consider simple.
>>52113951
>欲しがっても
欲しくなくても
そろそろ寝たほうがいいなぁ
>>52113810
No sailor moon pictures?
This is the newest popular song in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c64sQsABKcM
>>52114248
wow
unrelated but this song went viral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GZc8r-JNBA
>>52112907
狸の燭台という植物
>>52113754
I wanted to be manipulated by veggie.
>>52113678
found the test
http://www.quotev.com/quiz/4529078/What-Anime-Girl-Stereotype-are-you
it's offensively girlish so i'd only bother with it if you can handle that and chant 'no homo' the entire time you do it
>>52114248
Newest gaki no tsukai about that song if anyone is interested. It's obviously all in Japanese with no subs
https://mega.nz/#!OI1UGBoD
Decryption key:
!ZkEVbznVGB20L2c9Lge9OBxkVRRWsy9d-EKJlcSHNXM
>>52113678
I'm the Oujo
>>52114423
>http://www.quotev.com/quiz/4529078/What-Anime-Girl-Stereotype-are-you
So... I am a Kuudere. Nice.
>>52114423
Pretty sure this is the same result I got years ago
>>52114423
Pretty accurate.
>>52114076
Just finna leave this here
anime is shit you fags
>>52114619
we're definitely trending towards passive types
I have became a loli since
>>52114736
kek 10/10
>>52113295
I used to like her, but she wears blue contacts way too often, gives me the creeps.
>>52113295
Is she half?
聞きたいですけど
日本のまとめサイトや掲示板などに”「」”って文字をよく見かけますが
どういう意味ですか?
たとえば”「」が嫌がってるのも当然”という書き込みとか
知ってる人いますか
>>52114815
Just a waitoboo.
>>52114423
Dandere here. I'd say that's pretty accurate.
>Danderes types are the distant characters with a social aloofness. Quiet, withdrawn and timid, they remain in the shadows and rarely express themselves. They struggle to share their feelings with people, even their closest friends, which means they can sometimes be mistaken for being cold. However Danderes are anything but cold; they have soft hearts, but it just happens to be hidden behind a protective shell due to how they were treated in the past. People should take it as a major honour if a Dandere opens up to them.
>>52114837
They're quotation marks. 『』also.
>>52114971
No, it seems like it refers to a group of people that refers to themselves as 「」
You know how we refer to each other as "anon"? Sort of like that
But I don't know exactly though, it seems like people from a sekrit club of sorts.
>>52114837
>"「」が嫌がってるのも当然"
こういう表記を見たことがないです
自分はそこそこネット掲示板に詳しいほうなのですが…
「」はかぎかっこで、セリフなどに使います
例:彼女は「寒い」と言った。
>>52113131
AV女優のつぼみに似ている。
>>52113181
>>52113215
フィン太郎vs日本人じゃない
北欧対決
>>52113238
俺の松茸
>>52113369
紅天狗茸
>>52113438
その種のコミュニティーは穴マンが専門
カタギばかりだな、ここは
>>52115101
お前はどこのヤクザだ
>>52115101
カタギ言いたいだけちがうんか?お?
穴マン最近見ないけどどこいった?
>>52115066
「かぎかっこ」って言葉から検索できました
同人時代のサークル名らしい
どうやら日本のネットの恐ろしい所に到着したようだ
>>52115291
ああ…隠語っすねwちょうどその可能性を考えてたとこですww
うん、あまり関わらないほうがいい系ですね、ヲチ系っぽいし
>>52114009
多分、「欲しがらなくとも」と書こうとしたんだ。どちらにせよ、いらねーよ。
>>52114837
鈎括弧は"と同じ機能だけど、何が聞きたいのかわからん。
>>52115266
コテ粘着厨に取り憑かれてコテを外した。
>>52115337
同感ですw
普通に使う言葉じゃないなら関わらないほうがいいと思う
どうもありがとうございました!
>>52115312
かわいい
>>52115352
コテつけてくれたほうがいるかいないかわかりやすいのでつけててほしいなあ
英語の質問もしたいときあるし
why is kansaiben so 燃え
>>52115427
燃え?萌え?
>>52115239
さーせんっす
>>52115518
どれが正しい?
だって心が熱かった
