Alright you lazy fucks I'll start another one edition
>>51876643
>>51876651
all me
me
zealand
wake me up
having a look
Here's the thing lads.
There's unrionically a lesbian who I used to work with at uni.
She literally sharesd all this shit about how the bible is more evil than the Koran and how it is Christians, not Muslims, who are evil.
Does she unironically not see the irony that any Christian nation these days wouldn't give a fuck if she is gay, but any Muslim nation would take issue solely with her being a woman??
can't wake up
>>51876688
at what haha
>>51876641
>>51876641
should i sell out lads?
>>51876678
>>51876691
Tell her to go on holiday to Saudi Arabia with a girlfriend
Who /economics/ here
can't wake up
>>51876691
Are you unironically trying to decipher lefty thought?
>>51876701
yeah lad, do iah
>>51876701
dont do it
save me
>>51876701
it's an opportunity to infiltrate the party and inform on him/her to the opposition.
>>51876721
>>51876725
bit confused now iah
>>51876715
I'm an econ major mate
>>51876709
>>51876720
I don't get it though
I'm left wing but I'm just not retarded and hate myself, or white people.
She unrionically studies gender studies though, so perhaps that has something to do with it
Brits, you can send us any unwanted slavs you have lying around.
>>51876643
>lazy fucks
we were on page 4 you dumb cunt
>>51876739
Good lad
>>51876730
this is true
>>51876753
>not being proactive
figures
>>51876751
how about some muslims instead?
>>51876643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1oyTbVVJM0
>>51876753
oh no please dont tell janny
>american """"""""""""""""""ships"""""""""""""""""""""""
>who \economics\ here
taking a chance
Australian posting some VERY nice traps in another thread right now, getting my willy quite hard actually.
>>51876691
Leftists align themselves with muzzies because they share a common enemy.
They care more about stopping the right wing than they do about actual liberal principles like equality for women and gay rights.
>>51876798
looks sci-fi iah, i like it
Yanks are getting trolled by their media so hard and actually believe the UK government wants to ban Trump. /pol/ is currently mad as fuck.
>>51876701
do it la, politics is all about selling your soul anyway
>>51876798
fuck that thing is beautiful
looks like if they infused ww1 and sleek futuristic aesthetics together
>>51876782
Trump put a ban on them, sorry lad.
>>51876798
What's wrong with it?
>>51876841
A portion of our population DOES want to ban trump though.
>>51876823
bent cunt
>>51876608
did you ever watch the link i posted? thought you might like it mate
honestly think i could get a gf if i got a job or went to uni but i just cannot be fucked for the life of me
>>51876866
Is it the wrong way up?
>>51876897
rude
>>51876883
The signatories are mostly yanks with post code generators
>>51876691
>Leftists align themselves with muzzies because they share a common enemy.
>They care more about stopping the right wing than they do about actual liberal principles like equality for women and gay rights
>>51876924
fuck mate we're probably in no place to talk shit hey one of ours is the meat pie and the other one is just lamb
writing hiragana lads
ama
>Convert who protested outside Parliament over Syrian airstrikes with poster saying 'I am a Muslim... do you trust me enough for a hug?' now faces jail for threatening to bomb MP's house
>>51876924
Could murder a massala right now ngl
>>51876921
I think most lefties genuinely believe Islam isn't like that, only extremists believe in that stuff because they know a muslim couple who have a pretty good marriage or some other anecdotal evidence
trying my best
>>51876935
But at least they're yours.
>>51876924
looks nice iah
>>51876949
Yeah, but the MP voted for airstrikes in Syria.
>>51876949
source?
>>51876981
pretty sure the brits made the meat pie and i'm not sure if you can even claim a roast lamb since it's the type of dish that's probably been around since we've eaten ship
>>51876798
>I'm left wing but I'm just not retarded and hate myself, or white people.
>>51876691
Gays are literally mental. It's a defect in their brains. Just ignore everything they have to say.
Really wish I had a reddit account so I could reply with "Does that mean we can decide Muslims aren't British" lads.
>>51876883
0.11856474258970359% of the uk want trump to be banned from entering the uk, if all the signatures are real.
>>51877013
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3349803/Muslim-convert-faces-jail-threatening-bomb-MP-s-house.html
>>51877021
this man thinks obama is a muslim btw
>British """""""""films"""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPY-sCiRCeA
>>51877013
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/08/muslim-convert-who-threatened-to-bomb-an-mp-also-asked-people-to-hug-him-in-public-5552808/
>>51877049
>Gays are literally mental. It's a defect in their brains. Just ignore everything they have to say.
most muslims want sharia law in the west. their values are incompatible with ours.
doing a post.... thoughts on it?
>>51877028
>White people that are awful in any way aren't white
>Conservatives aren't really conservative
>Men aren't really men
>>51876981
they're ours too
>>51876691
Probably her stupid faggot brain, that's all fucked up. Gays are far more likely to have mental disorders like bipolar.
Why are Canadians always the biggest muslim apologists?
>>51877037
That's not how petitions work tho. Amount of signatures means nothing if the government want to do it.
Almost half a million signatures to reduce immigration and the government said "lolno".
Banning handguns had something like 60k back in 1997 and they banned them
>meet a girl online
>start talking
>see my friend added her too
>she suddenly stops talking to me
>she suddenly stops liking my posts
>she uploads a photo of her
>on a bus
>to
>my friend's neighbourhood
what does this mean for me?
>>51877105
bad idea
>>51877105
apply yourself
>>51877105
>>Gays are literally mental. It's a defect in their brains. Just ignore everything they have to say.
Fancy a wank?
>>51877132
>Really wish I had a reddit account
doing a cry
>>51877128
anno domini
bender mafia out in fully force itt
Emily.
https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/overseas-visitors-and-migrants-extending-charges-for-nhs-services
The government is asking for input on whether or not we should charge migrants for NHS services.
>>51877137
>turkek
>>51877028
just make one lad, it would be a laugh
really sick of this canuck fedoraposter
>I throw my countrymen under the bus so anons from the uk will like me better
>>51877221
Yes, if I went to Spain and got an ambulance. I'd have to pay for the hospital trip. Why should non-nationals get free access to the NHS?
>>51877237
really sick of canadians in general
Warning signs of cyber crime
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-Are they interested in coding? Do they have independent learning material on computing?
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>really sick of canadians in general
>I throw my countrymen under the bus so anons from the uk will like me better
Wish I was home gayposting on /brit/ ;_;
watching paul murray's interview with tony abbott from the other night.
makes me angry at turnkek for starting a coup and the leftist media for hating on tone for NO reason. REEEEEEEEEE.
all muslims should have their houses bugged, phones tapped and internet monitored
Currently nude lads.
>I don't like penises going in and out my arse and mouth
>>51877306
seek mental help
>>51877391
Good post
>I'll get a scotch on the rocks my good man
>>51877333
Agreed.
>>51877334
Good post I enjoyed this.
>>51877401
Bigot
>>51877428
Don't understand. Bad post.
>I'll get a leaf on the flag my good man
SKLJHHSHKKHSKSHHSHKLSLKSHKLSLHSKLHCHKCKHLCHKKLCHSCLKSCHSKLHCLSHKSKCHKKSCHLSHKHSCKSLKHCKHCHKHCKH - me making funny noises to my cat
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR FLAG SENPAI??
>i value my reddit account just as much if not more than i value my Canadian citizenship
Been away for a while, did I miss any good black friday deals on amazon?
>>51877391
VERY good post.
>>51877453
Funny post made me chuckle
>>51877478
Good lad
18 years, 18 years
>>51877502
>when normies drink
>>51877478
are you in some sort of care home for the mentally disabled
>>51877482
Another classic post.
>>51877486
Bad post.
>>51877502
Amusing post. Ree and all that.
>>51877539
nah mate i just LOVE to make mischief
im right now sitting
Quick tribute wank for the lads
>>51877544
>Bad post
oh fuck off twat you wouldn't know a good post if it hit you in the gob
>>51877524
Nonsensical post.
>>51877528
Bad post
>>51877539
Mean post
>>51877560
Top lad. Good poster.
>>51877576
Good lad.
>I rate /brit/ posts
>his flag doesn't contain the color blue
good posting is MY gimmick
wish i was rich lads i could hire someone to teach me nipponese
i dont have the attention span for this
>>51877582
Good post. Made me giggle.
>>51877616
Bad post
lonely desu lads
just woke up lads
>>51877665
ask them whats for breakfast haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyO7P6LE7nA
hey lads
>>51877649
kys
Why is Ireland so rude
fuckin ell lads jap tutors going for £20 an hour
bargain desu
>>51877649
thats gay as fuck
grab a drink grab a glass
>>51877708
[Subscribes to your blog]
3 canadians walk into a bar
the bartender tells them to fuck off
3 canadians walk into a bar
they apologise to it
>>51877708
Honestly don't need one mate.
I self teahc Chinese, you can literally just get a few lessons to grasp the basic rules and then buy self-teach books.
If I get stuck I just google it or ask on reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/
Just ask there
just defecated
partaking in mastubation
>>51877722
>two friends relaxing
>gay
m8...
Gonna have a quick asphyxiation lads
3 canadians walk into a bar
they realise they need to walk backwards to insert it
>>51877766
ive gotten as far as learning how to write hiragana characters and i just cant stay focused
need someone to tell me what to do in person desu
Want an ugly manlet friend
Any oz wanna volunteer
>>51877622
>>51877627
>>51877633
Bad post(s)
>>51877649
Good post
>>51877665
Good lad
>>51877691
Fuckng terrible lad
>>51877705
Bad post
>>51877692
Good lad
>>51877708
Bad lad
>>51877722
Bigot.
>>51877736
Good post
>>51877741
Okay post
under a lot of pressure at work today lads. it's the christmas do, got a christmas jumper competition, ice skating somewhere near waterloo and then christmas din dins and drinks somewhere later tBh
3 canadians walk into a bar
bartender doesn't speak Chinese
>>51877798
ya mum
I wouldn't mind sucking on a few cold ones with the lads right now t.b.h
want a gimmick that's actually good
any non-canadians wanna volunteer?
>>51877807
what the heck did i do (twin shadow - slow)????
Why is bashing christianity more socially acceptable than bashing other religions?
Want a friend who can't read or write so I can type my passwords infront of him without mentally telling him to fuck off
Any oz wanna volunteer
>>51877849
dunno
>>51877816
>>51877842
>>51877843
>>51877846
WHAYYYYYYY
Australia does it again!!
>>51877807
Thanks lad, cheers!
>>51877849
christians are stereotypically white, other religions are not
been tinkering with my first gimmick for a few hours now lads and i reckon i've refined it to a point where i'm ready to post it
should i post it or nah? you might not like it i'm not sure tBh
Anime?
^ it's gotta be better than what ca can dish out
>>51877849
The overwhelming majority of Christians really only identify as such because of their parents or family history. The religion as a whole has become very casual, it's not something people define themselves as anymore.
>>51877874
definitely
Remove wasteman oz gimz
>>51877874
post it dumb cunt
>>51877874
We'll never know if you don't post it lad.
>>51877882
good post
new general coming out soon
/cal/ - canadians are lame
lmao
>>51877911
shocker of a post
>this eternally buttmad australian pierre
sad
>>51877925
I like this post
>>51877930
rude
>>51877849
because most Christians don't care and aren't upset faggots
>>51877882
anime
Thingken bout life
Gonna go wank under my palm tree lads
>>51877882
anime
>>51877925
Canadians B T F O
give me a (you) and i'll end ur misery
how do NEETs not get bored of sitting on their arse all day
I work full time but even I get bored of vidya and anime at the weekends, must be hell on earth
do they try and convince themselves they're having fun?
>>51877950
Is that why they call it a palm tree? haha
New gimmick: amz stop trying so hard
New gimmick: oz out
>>51877925
BRUH
please be here you nipknowing aussie
>では、一気に寒くなってきましたが、お互いに健康第一で!!!!ヽ(*｀Д´)ノムキムキ
getting embarrassed asking every day h-haha
>>51877892
>>51877897
>>51877910
my artifice has been triggered by (You)
>>51877989
>Implying I don't hate being NEET
>>51878012
Wish Canadians would leave to be truthful
>>51877849
>>51877859
>>51877871
>>51877887
>>51877945
The lefties absolutely hate Christianity for their views on gays etc, but love Muslims because they are a monority. I have always said, if Muslims were predominantly white, the left would hate them even more than the other religions. Fucking hypocrites.
>>51878005
Mrs palmer and her 5 friends lmao
amz still posting lads, why?
>>51878047
maybe
why would someone name a capital city after an otter
stupid 2bh
>>51878047
Those "lefties" wouldn't even exist then because they'd be too scared to do anything anyway.
Why are the Tories trying all these expensive and convoluted ways of reducing the terrorism instead of going for the simplest method which is guaranteed to reduce terrorism?
If we deported all muslims and banned them from the UK then the threat of terrorism would drastically fall.
We'd still have so called """"""""""""""""""""""white terrorism"""""""""""""""""""""" but we wouldn't have to deal with Islamic terrorism as well, meaning overall terrorism levels would drop.
Can lefties even argue against this? Deporting all Muslims would lower terrorism.
>>51878102
>british """"""""tories"""""""
>>51878079
Another classic Australian post.
>i capitalize and use proper grammar
abso wastemans
>>51878035
I met someone from Yorkshire and he was really rude to me and called it banter
Am I just a dumb yank or is Yorkshire banter really mean?
quote this if you if you aint no muslim bruv
>>51878102
where would the muslims go?
>>51878102
Are you having a go at Tories or lefties here? Can't tell tBh
Tyson Fury vaguely says something bad about faggots
>Leftists who have never previously heard of him and don't watch boxing (or any sport) are in uproar
99% of british muslims would personally join in stoning all homosexuals to death
>Leftists rush to cram paki cock up their AIDS ridden arseholes
does oz get tired of getting brown nosed by amz?
>jesus did all his things around 0AD
>around 1350-1400 years later Christianity gets really fundamental and violent with Crusaders
>mohammed did all his things around 630AD
>around 1350-1400 years later in the 2000s Islam gets really fundamental and violent with terrorists and jihadists
it's like poetry
will Islam have it's own renaissance or enlightenment period in the 2200s and 2300s similar to Christianity then?
>>51878154
Gas chamber for all I care
>>51878155
Both
3 wanks in the past hour
>>51878047
when i was at school me and a lot of other kids didn't like christianity while not caring about the other religions because they kept trying to push it on us when we didn't actually care
i think part of the lefty anger towards christians is being unable to just get over that from childhood
business idea:
build time machine to go back to 630AD and kill mohammed
How come in Assassins Creed women wear such colourful burkas but IRL burkas are not as colourful?
>i spell properly and dont use yank spelling
reddit.ca/r/WeLoveJustinTrudeau
>>51878180
>mohammed did all his things around 630AD
*mohammad slew, kiddly fiddled and bigamied around 630AD
Anyone find it funny that lefties hate the Tories for all their internet monitoring proposals, but those proposals are only in place because we have a significant muslim population and lefties love muslims?
If the lefties want to get rid of government monitoring then support the deportation of all muslims.
unironically my birthday today
too bad I have a final tomz I haven't studied for
>>51878180
I hope so, but globalist interventions make our secularism attempts even harder.
>>51878180
m8 are you in kindergarden?
>>51878214
It's a video game lad, it's not real.
>>51878214
Because muslims have got worse over time. Wearing a black burka has become something you have to do to not get raped or considered an outcast
iMessage (1)
From: Gimmick Factory
>>51878180
so what you're saying is that we have to wait 200-300 years before mudslimes cool off.
great.
blah blah fucking blah muh muslims muh politics
get a fucking grip you boring autistic fucks talk about something else
>>51878139
Nah it's not usually mean
>>51878245
They hate tories for "Killing disabled people" and bombing Syria
>>51878245
it's currently branded as anti terror thanks to pakis
if there were no pakis it would be branded as muh children
don't know what they'd brand it as if there were no kids around either though
>>51878277
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
>>51878277
yeah we should talk about anime instead desu
>>51878180
>MUH CRUSADESS!!!!
fuck off bent cunt
pls respond
Banging on about "lefties" is too much of a yank pastime, pack it in tBh.
>>51878277
Rasheed.
>>51878312
https://youtu.be/RbeOIi4swxo
why she is so perfect /brit/?
>Stop talking about Muslims I as a proud white Brit love the fact that we have Islamic immigration.
>>51878329
hello
>>51878319
whjat do you mean
>>51878315
>>51878312
good posts
>>51878342
rorke
Nobody wished me happy birthday
Alri then haha
Extremely hairy nipples lads.
>>51878330
Rasheed.
>>51878347
feel free to cry about brown people on /britpol/
>>51878358
Prove it! Show us your birth certificate! Your reeeeaaallll birth certificate!
>>51878180
Islam was far more violent in the past it didn't spread from the balkans to india by singing love songs
>>51878360
bit hairy mine are
wouldn't look as hairy if each bit of hair wasn't so long
>>51878207
Muhammad was 2 years from death and islam already had a foothold tbqh
happy brithday lad
i don't give (You)s to leaf department though
reminder muzzies will be top lads
in TWO FUCKING CENTURIES
>>51878279
He was legitimately calling me retarded and shit like that and was like "this is the best banter I've ever had, be appreciative kiddo"
>tfw I let someone insult me because I thought it was banter
>>51878348
Thanks, Buckinghamshire, I can always acount on you.
just real quick lads please rate today's food:
>breakfast: coffee and sandwich with mustard and 2 eggs (sunny-side up)
>lunch: a bunch of pork dumplings with sriracha sauce and soy sauce
>dinner: 350ml up and go (the larger of the up and go variety) and, now this is the climax
peanut butter and cucumber sandwich
>>51878330
t. triggered leftie
>>51878384
confirmed paki
fuck off roach
>>51878431
how old are you
>>51878410
Trawleed
>>51878427
You should have killed him and buried him in a shallow grave in the woods.
>>51878440
how old are you
did they change actors for tony saprona's daughter really early on in the show?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35037007
>The mayor of London Boris Johnson said Mr Trump's comments were "complete and utter nonsense"
>"Crime has been falling steadily both in London and in New York - the only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump," he added.
>>51878427
Unless he had some immediate, relevant reason, or long-withstanding reason to call you retarded, it wasn't banter. That's too generic of an insult
Although tbf, you are a yank
>>51878456
boris bringing in the bants
>>51878428
>2 sandwiches in one day
haram
