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This thread is for the discussion of the language, pussy, culture, milk, penis, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's talk at random in Japanese and English. Take it easy, laddies!
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1st for my penis
>>51824148
乙
2st for my cunt
Ore Wa ochinchin doko da
>>51824148
secound for Kiwi's penis
>>51824161
you are too fast
5rd for my manman and paipai
>swear・エディション
lol
乙
今日は、みんなさんは元気ですか?
>>51824151
アイドルか女優かなんてはどうでもいい
カマトトを可愛いと思うやつらは頭が壊れてるんだよ
Otsu for op's penis.
>>51824267
元気だよお
そっちはもう夏ですか?暑いですか!
>>51824211
>having a manman and oppai
When did you go undergo a sex change surgery?
>>51824267
いいえ、今起きたからあんまり元気じゃない
>>51824148
Haha. I really like this picture.
Hey OP may I save this picture?
こんにちは、黒人!
>>51824315
Yes ofc!
>>51824267
元気だよ
>>51824200
you are between my legs.
>>51824304
Neet much?
>>51824316
こんにちは
>>51824267
>not using 皆
元気。
>>51824301
>implying I have money for that shit
by the way, how is the word 穴ぽこ used? is it used at all? lol
>>51824358
>not using 諸君
>>51824382
>not using そなたら
>not fucking yourself
>>51824148
>>51824211
>>>/gif/7799930
>Being a weeb
>>51824426
>not using チンポズ・アンド・マンコズ
Gaisha are not prostitutes but...?
>>51824378
I think it's used only in baby talks, like 「ママ〜、地面に穴ポコが空いてるよー」
>>51824457
>not using 貴様ら
>>51824290
うん、今はここに夏だ。
メルボルンに住んでいる。
今日は32度、暑すぎる。
冬が好きだよ。
>>51824467
地面に? babies? i though it was another word for pussy lol
>>51824378
Lol 穴ぽこsounds cute but we don't use the word.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKluijUur3U
情熱の薔薇 image song of here
>>51824480
こっちも夏です
南半球 a shit
>>51824480
こっちは寒すぎるから、ちょっと夏が羨ましいって思っちゃうよ
>>51824458
I guess you mean Geisha芸者 not Gaisha外車
>>51824442
HAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES "bu-ce-ta"
>>51824344
そんな事ではありませんし
graveyard shiftって聞いた事あるはずですよね
>>51824472
>not using 汝ら
>>51824480
お母さんへ、
今オーストラリアは熱いでしょう。
お元気ですか。私は元気です。
今日は面白かった。小学生で友達と遊んだ。
お大事に。
犬
>>51824535
lol, i thought it was the opposite.
thanks.
>>51824584
Yes sorry
>>51824472
>>51824606
Of course not that would be weeb as fuck
>>51824378
I think you misread 穴ぼこ
>>51824600
っていうもの
>>51824458
No. And it's geisha not gaisha.
Why Americans often get "a" and "e" mixed up in Japanese. I have never seen Australians and Newzealanders confusing them. I bet they are very intelligent.
>>51824458
some gaisha ARE prostitutes though, UMR
>>51824609
you say : I played using child body with my friend
>>51824609
授業中なのに犬で笑っちゃった
dameneko
>>51824640
maybe, it's been a long time since I heard that word, so i'm not sure
>>51824702
Oh shit.
I mixed up 小学校と小学生
>>51824609
犬でワロタ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPxxmJXqL4
watch this good counter strike montage vid i made when i was 12
>>51824717
I found あなぼこ. I never heard it in real life though.
http://www.fuzoku.sh/teaches/0050/
>>51824566
寒いが欲しい。
ショートパンツがほんと嫌いだよ。
>>51824807
>comments
>>51824807
dat youtube theme song tho
>>51824813
oh, yeah, that's probably it, thanks!
>>51824807
hahahahaha that's nostalgic
i remember being a retard, listening to drowning pool and playing cs too
>>51824807
I like how the video is completely mute after the song ends
>>51824807
That game used to be my life oh so many moons ago
Cs 1.5 was the shit
>>51824693
"A" and "e" sound alike in Japanese to us
>>51824701
But why do nippon say they're not
Tell me how old you guys are without any lie
my editing skills were quite nice eh?
>>51824925
1.6 was better
>>51824807
クッソワロタ
拡散しとく
>>51824949
18, young & fresh
>>51824807
>12
>in 2009
get the fuck off of this site
>>51824442
this is my first time learning Português brasileiro word
>>51824693
I think it doesn't have anything to do with intelligence, i'm brazilian and i'm pretty dumb, but I can understand japanese pretty well
I guess it's more about affinity
for example, for japanese people it's hard to differentiate between "r" and "l", right?
>>51824959
Are you a fucking cuntblaster of what?
It took ages for cs to get its shit together and by the time 1.6 was stable everyone had moved on to desert combat
Also 1.6 killed my map making activities since it took ages for them to get the sdk together
I fucking hate 1.6
>>51824948
Some of geisha were actually prostitutes in the past. But they aren't now.
Do you want to play with geisha?
>>51824967
そうねwwww
>>51824989
That's six years ago. He'd ne 18 now, born in 1997.
>>51825018
>Are you a fucking cuntblaster of what?
are you implying i have copious amounts of sex? :3
>>51824989
2009 was 6 years ago
>>51825022
Geishas look fucking scary to be honest
I wouldn't want to fuck one.
I wouldn't fuck a geisha, but i'd fuck me.
>>51824991
A few more then:
puta = 肉便器
viado = おかま
merda = くそ
>>51825065
are you sure?
>>51825022
Geisha are seem really cool and pretty but I'm afraid of them. They look like living dolls or God-like beings and it kinda freaks me out.
>>51825044
No, it was just the first thing I could think about
Your tastes are shit by the way
>>51825035
thank u australia chan
>>51825092
No you wouldn't.
>>51824925
Natural Selection was the superior Half-Life mod tho
>>51825049
i miss being a kid desu, i really wanna time warp back to 2006, and kinda just stay there forever
>>51825096
いや、おかま = traveco だろう
viado = ホモ
>>51825154
おかまとホモは同じじゃないの?
>>51825138
Half-Life 1 was better than any of its mods 2bh
>>51825145
DESU DESU DESU DESU
6 nen mae ga sonnnani mukashi na wake ga nai
>>51825154
ブラジルはホモばかりですか?
ブラジルはホモ
>>51825172
おかま=女装趣味と思う
>>51825101
When you come to Japan, what do you want to do?
>>51825154
英語で、「4chanで一番年齢層が高い板はどれですか」ってなんて言ったらいい?
>>51825035
>everyone who was old enough to post here during the habbo raid is probably starting out on a real job
>everyone who was old enough to play CS on WON probably has a family now
>all I do is shitpost and actively derail threads in which people actually document success
I hope a plane crashes into peropero's building in the city
>>51825172
おかま is a person that wannabe women.
ホモ is a gay.
>>51825138
Stop being this young
I do not know when NS came around but Counterstrike is one hell of a lot older then that,
It was not even around when I was young, also best mod by far was Sven-coop, It was so much fun
>>51825206
ホモばかりだったら子供は作れないだろう。
日本みたいに。
>>51825096
>>51825154
thanks for your kindness
I'm treveco puta, I like viado guys and eating merda, no buceta, thank you
>>51825260
This
>>51825260
お前にホモ百人に言い寄られる呪いをかけた
>>51825260
>日本みたいに。
ワロタ
>>51825103
Is that madotsuki?
>>51825217
I'll never be able to go to Japan because I'm poor ;_;
>>51825101
geisya makeup is beauty at night, lights are few place like a long time ago, edo era.
>>51825228
don't quote me on this (might not be grammatically correct, but it would be something like "which of 4chan's boards have the oldest people?"
>>51825282
>呪い
my sides
>>51825252
へー、しらなった。
My mum always called me おかま but I thought it just meant gay.
>>51825298
If you save 100 bucks a month you'll be able to buy a round-trip ticket in about 8 months.
If you save for over a year you'll eventually have enough money for a trip covering all your expenses.
Can't really save money if you don't have a job, though.
>>51825298
That's too bad. I'm really sorry for you.
Have you been working since you graduated from highschool?
>>51825362
>My mum always called me おかま
Is your mother Japanese?
>>51825406
Yes, here is her photo when she was young.
>>51825254
Looked it up and NS came out 3 years after CS.
I used to play it almost every day for a few years until the playerbase started dying out around 2010ish
>>51825362
W-why does your mom call you おかま?
You dress girlishly?
>>51825444
noice
can i have her number?
Lads
I'm gonna try to get to N3 level until July
Do you think it's possible
>>51825373
Danka
>>51825337
Cool
>>51825380
Got held back
>>51825473
from zero?
>>51825359
but I think you are very good at Japanese, so I asked you.
thank you anyaway
I'm going to bed goodnight
>>51825495
good night :)
>>51825495
Later, umr.
>>51825495
Me too, おやすみ
>>51825495
good night!
I love you!
>>51825482
I started last week, so yes
>tfw americans are going to sleep before me
I should really stop staying up all night
>>51825461
Maybe it was because when I was young I had very long hair. Lots of people mistook me for a girl.
>>51825531
おやすみ!
>>51825103
>Your tastes are shit by the way
you don't like my tastes?
>>51825493
really? thanks :)
>>51825495
>>51825531
cya
>>51825535
well, if you study a lot, it's certainly possible (considering you don't have a hard time learning languages)
I... I love you guys... you're like my friends *cries*
>>51825542
>Kuckwis
>>51825542
if you still have long hair and look alright in a dress you can stay with me senpai ;)
finding it hard to believe a mother would call her own kid an okama though
>>51825542
Absolutely that is the reason.
Sooo.. you are cute, aren't you?
>>51825567
What happened?
Anyway, you are our friend!
did anyone else used to be an autistic metalhead elitist with long hair while growing up or is this just me?
>>51825568
>>51825582
>>51825590
俺は男の娘なんて無理。
すまん。
>>51825567
Go to bed and come here again.
I'm your friend.
>>51825645
つまんねえええええええええ
>>51825495
>People are going to sleep when you just woke up.
Sometimes, living on a ball is strange.
アメリカくん、おやすみ
>>51825601
ありがとう
/norealfriends/ desu.. I have "friends" but I'm the tagalong, they don't acknowledge me much and only hit me up out of convenience.
>>51825460
Yeah, 3 years after everyone had gone to desert combat
>>51825552
Don't pay attention to a gay Somali.
god dammit why does it use desu wanna i use T-B-H- FUP U
>>51825660
酷いな!
>>51825674
maybe that's because you keep adding "desu" to your phrases
>>51825712
no it i tried to type t-b-h- it types "desu" when you type t-b-h- now
>>51825683
I heard your country, Sweden, was ruined by immigrants and lost the greatness.
That is true?
>>51825674
Let's be friends then
t-b-h- is a very useful and convenient acronym, this is difficult
>>51825744
They were never great.
t. dane
>>51825748
やった!
>>51825735
kek
>>51825764
desu, this is the first time in my life I used "desu"
>>51825771
This
Now gib Nordschleswig back
>>51825674
It will be okay, if you don't commit mass shooting.
>>51825802
They voted and they wanted to be Danish, sorry m8.
>>51825792
WOOOOT
now I understand what you meant, topkek
>>51825744
Yes
>>51825771
You are the South Korea of europe
Why is Mariya Takeuchi so great? She's so adorable and sweet.
今日寒い・・・南国に行きたい
>>51825838
Then, what is North Korea of Europe?
>>51825868
honda tsubasa anytime
HONDA TSUBASA ANYTIME
she >>> all
>>51825893
delet this
>>51825789
Wat
>>51825899
Serbia or Belarus
>>51825930
I thought it was Albania
>>51825904
She's too young. Mariya-chan is old enough to understand life.
>>51825893
soccer sucks
>>51825946
Blazilian
say suck about soccer
what is your true race?
>>51825945
you like a girl whose name is litterally "inside a bamboo"
honda is perfection.
>>51825887
いいえ、欲しない
オーストラリアの夏がくそうんこ
>>51825970
pc master race
>>51825899
My point is that south korea is nestled inbetween the giants, China, North Korea and Japan who grabs all the attention in the region and because of that South Korea is barely known for anything apart "It is a developed country"
I can write pages upon pages about Japan, North Korea and China while I cannot write much about South Korea other then "Gangam style comes from there and they make electrics" and i suspect its the same for a lot of other people
Its the same for Denmark, Its just there without no one really knowing much about it other then they make Legos
>>51825978
Mariya-chan is inside a bamboo of my heart!
>>51825979
where is the coldest place in Australia?
>>51826023
Probably Tasmania.
>>51825925
kek
>>51826011
>Its the same for Denmark, Its just there without no one really knowing much about it other then they make Legos
We learn about our wars with them desu
Their military was always shit
>>51826023
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Australia
wtf it's almost 6 am, gotta sleep
'twas nice talking to yall, cya faggots
>>51826120
おやすみ
>>51826120
good night ブラジャー
>>51826066
Yes, but Denmark is a irrelevant shithole
When people talk about Scandinavia they instantly think of Sweden and sometimes norway, never Denmark
Just as when people talk about North east Asia they think of China and Japan or begin to discuss the shenanigans North korea is causing at that particular moment
>>51826120
oyasumi!
>>51826192
Well that is true
Irrelevancy is a good thing though, it protects you from banter
>>51826192
but australia is more relevant than all those countries if we're being honest 2bh
lf qt jap girls in osaka
Pls respond to gaijin
Pls
>>51826274
Nah
>>51826295
sauce, is it the lodoss war chronicles?
>>51826295
No clue
I also want to know the sauce
>>51826314
>>51826417
クイーンズブレイド 玉座を継ぐ者
I sorta want to eat a chocolate cornet.
>>51826441
エキドナさんっすな
>>51826462
Which side do you start eating from?
この時間帯なのに外人が多いのな
>>51826277
I'm a qt girl in Osaka.
But all I can say is "White piggu go home"
>>51826472
I eat the head end first.
>>51826522
But which end is the head?
>>51826522
The fat end?
I like to eat the tail (small end) because it reminds me of penis shape.
203rd for my vagina
今日はシュトレンとハードトーストを作りました
同僚の女の子の電話番号を聞き出しました
24日は混んでそうなので
17日に女の子二人と童貞国民の皆さんの血税でラウンドワンに行きます
僕は余裕ある男なので新入りの元僧侶も誘いました
表情からしてあと数回デートすればたぶんセックスしてもらいたがると思います
女の子二人のうちおれはどっちでもいいんだが
一人はもうすぐアパートに転宅するので
来年は仕事を終えては彼女の家に通ってセックスに耽り
子供を作って悠々としたナマポ一家を築きたいです
>>51826466
Yes, But just a boobs anime.
>>51826441
thankyou!
>>51826598
yes, but oppai-anime is awesome, isn't it?
My life is brilliant.
>>51826630
Oppai-anime is boring t-b-h
>>51826545
The fat end I thought.
When I bite the thin end, chocolate will be pushed out won't it?
>>51826561
You such a..
>>51826630
If you're hungover then yes, otherwise no.
At least that's my opinion.
>>51826509
T-thats good enough for me
>>51824148
>pussy, culture, milk, penis,
laddiesは、女の子にも使ったけ?
まあ、どうでもいいけど。
>>51824190
で、童貞は卒業したか?
>>51824272
contextを見てないが、そういう女が脱ぐとHになるのが面白いのよ。
>>51824480
>>51824565
>>51824815
なんか、夏がうらやましい。
>>51825216
まあ、ホモではない商売オカマも少なくない。ゲイバーは女性も安心して飲めると日本では人気がある。
>>51825260
>日本みたいに
日本はホモの国か?
>>51826561
nz...... m8........
What is the equivalent of the jewish merchant in japan?
>>51826735
Hi pantsu.
Get out.
It's 10:20am already
もう寝る
おやすみ
>>51826800
Japanese merchant
>>51826854
おやすー
>>51826991
JUST
>>51826854
good night
my pen is brillant
>>51826991
That is one of reasons that factories are moving to ASEAN from China.
>>51825252
>>51825362
違うんじゃね。
オカマは男性のホモに対する蔑称。
女装趣味は、オネエだな。
>>51825645
それが正常。
>>51825838
>>51826066
>>51826192
サムソンのCMには富士山があった。あたかも日本の企業のふりをした。
まあ、日本人からすれば北欧三国なんて人で区別はつかない。
>>51826417
Queen's Blade
乳ただけのエロアニメ
まあ、元々はゲームだけどな
で、寿司喰ったか?
>>51827053
>brilliant is brillant in French.
wtf
>>51826585
元僧侶って、そっちも女、尼さんだったのか。
最近鶏肉ばっかり食ってるわ
>>51827109
A big part of the english vocab is french
>>51827158
健康的やな
俺も油もん控えんとな…
>>51827178
油もの多いと肝臓悪くするで気をつけんとな
>>51827177
元々フランス語でreだった語尾がerに変えられまくってるのってアメリカのせい?
>>51826664
そういえば、今季のオッパイアニメ
VALKYRIE DRIVE -MERMAID
見てる?
>>51827127
僧侶は40代のアル中のオッサンだぞ
すんげえ礼儀正しくて腰が低い
でも二人きりになると他人の悪口を言い出す悪癖がある
まあ それでも「まだまともに話が出来る人間」
というのはここでは貴重なのです
女は一人は24歳でてんかん持ちの明るい子
パン作りのベテランでみんなに「リーダー」と呼ばれてる
ジャイアンツファンだからこの前シャビちゃん人形あげた
もう一人は40歳ですげえおっとりした色白山形美人
今度アパートに引っ越すらしいから子種植え付けに通う
できるだけやってください
>>51827235
Couldn't say
>>51827300
俺出できるだけお前の母やったぞ。
>>51825812
O.K.
Tfw I am out of oxblood soon, I wonder if they sell it somewhere in Japan, apparently its really easy to get a hold of in the UK
>>51827299
つまりWデートというやつか。
子供作って結婚すればナマホが減額されるんじゃない(実際の所は全く知らないが、社会福祉士からそのように聞いた)?
fin reaches my level
http://qz.com/566702/finland-plans-to-give-every-citizen-a-basic-income-of-800-euros-a-month/
>>51827347
お前は何もできないからかまわない
>>51827370
まあ金は現状でも使い切れないからな
彼女も携帯はメールすら契約してない基本料金だけ
趣味はたまに一人カラオケ
みたいな質素な人間だから問題はない
>>51827362
oxbloodってcrimsonとは、違うんだ。どう違うの?
>>51827241
だめだよ。 なぜおっぱい好きなのか?
Booty > おっぱい
yo can anyone explain how & why kanji on my pc randomly turns gray and barely readable, and how do i fix this problem?
>>51827424
Crimson is more redder and brighter, but not as bright as scarlet
Oxblood is the same color as blood
>>51827416
しかも、税金はかからない、各種料金の免除ある。
まあ、君は手帳持っているんだから当然の権利ではあるが。
昔は、同和ヤクザが生活保護をもらいつつベンツを載りまわしていた。
>>51827454
どうしてかしらないが日本人はけつよりおっぱいが好きそうだ。
とても変だね
>>51827548
やはり世界を救うのはおっぱいであるよ
>Been waiting for a package all day
>Time to buy food
>I just know that the delivery man will come by just as I am out buying food
Yolo
いってきます!
>>51827548
俺はけつの方が好きだよ。けつはウンコが出てくるからね。大きなけつから大量のウンコをモリモリ出すお姉さんはカッコイイよ。モンスターマシンみたいだ。
>>51827622
おっぱいが悪い
>>51827662
ding-dong!
>>51827454
監獄学園に、
「オッパイは尻の代わりに、男の目を引き付けるためにできた。所詮、オッパイは尻の偽物にすぎない」とかいうセリフ(記憶でかいているので正確ではない)があったな。
実は、童貞喪失の頃は興味は下半身に集中した>
しかし、ある程度の経験を重ねると乳のよさもわかるようなになる。
女に言わせれば、オッパイは子宮に直結しているそうだ。
>>51827472c
oxblood<crimson<scarlet→brighter
なんだ。
君にcrimson moonを贈ろう
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26582855
