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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, milk, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's talk at random in Japanese and English. Take it easy, laddies!
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>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
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>>51818631
first for premature sureddo
your fucking general is cancer
>>>/jp/
2fast
Kojima is hot af btw tnx
Too early desu
>>51818693
>implying /jp/ actually discusses Japan
一乙
>>51818715
Indeed, and one of the few original AKB-48 members still around.
#osakapride
8th for my penis
Who is there?!
>>51818775
More please...
>>51818669
>>51818715
>>51818750
ごめん
初めて新しいスレを作る :(
今日は新しいゆるゆりを見ましょう
>>51818631
KIANU?
>>51818864
If you look at who she follows on IG and Twitter, you can find a lot more qt3.14s.
fucking slammed my kanji test today boys
>>51818941
slammed your mum the other night with the boys
>>51818941
何の漢字練習しましたか
what kanji did you learn?
>>51818926
Do you have any grills that are pure?
Most of her qties look too flashy
Who here /aryan god in japan/?
Do you know what I'm doing right now
while thinking of you in front of my computer? *giggles*
>>51818941
Great job, anon!
To celebrate, Denny's is offering our Grand Slam® for $2.99. You deserve it, and get 'em while they're hot!
>>51818775
Which AKB-48 member played Jaiko in the Toyota Doraemon ads?
>>51819013
Not on my work computer, no.
>>51819046
Denny is making america big again
>>51818983
senpai why you so mean?
>>51819007
Only the beginning counting Kanji, we're doing more tomorrow
>>51819099
あらららら
>>51819054
Atsuko Maeda, I think. Not that into AKB, etc, it's just an efficient qt delivery system.
>>51818926
I don't like japanese women very much, but that's actually pretty hot
who's that?
>>51819031
>tfw white and 6'1" but not blonde
Well I'll still be a god in Japan won't I?
>>51819064
What idoru groups have the most qties?
AKB and it's other groups have lots of weird looking members, not to mention lots of them are really young...
>>51819182
No clue, got it from /pol/.
>>51819206
That's what I'm saying, regardless of the group, you go to the official site and browse member profiles until you find one you like. QT delivery system.
Lunch break now, bb in an hour.
>>51819130
ww
日本に、AKB48シーディーを買いました
冗談で・・・
>>51819182
Bailey Jay
Lads, why didn't you go to work today?
>>51819284
>assuming I wouldn't know who bailey jay is
>assuming I don't fap to bailey jay
>>51819317
I don't have a job
Okay, I'm cumming.
>>51819317
しごとしない
>>51819317
Still looking 2bh
>>51819317
It's a national religious holiday here. Plus I'm a NEET.
>>51819317
It's 9 PM Japan, works doesn't begin in another 12 hours.
Why is Japan so sad?
>>51819317
>why didn't
Its only 12pm, its "why haven't"
>>51819317
家族, why aren't you reproducing today? do you want to make Abe-san sad?
is Japan high testosterone?
if not LUU is beautiful and they are wasting her
>>51819266
お金の無駄ですね
そのお金でおいしいもの食べればよかったのに
>tfw no gf
>>51819424
>People living in cardboard box units and working 10+ hours a day
You wouls be sad too
>get views on my interpals profile
>from Japanese grills in their late 20's
not sure how I feel
>>51819370
>ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
I wish I knew that feeling ;_;
>>51819476
So how is Interpals? Is it like a Normiebook with wall and all that shit?
>>51819439
What's that monster senpai
>>51819474
This girl is only 17. She's in school. I feel sorry for Japan.
>>51819446
それは200円でした。秋葉原に書店より。
>>51819317
夏休日がある
ジョブ持っていない
>>51819510
I think in Japan they call her 鯨 but do not worry i'll will tame for you
only normies use SNS. I hate SNS
Hello, I am American-san. I am looking for some rare anime and I cant find it on Western gaijin torrent websites. Japanese 仲間 can you help me please?
I am also 3rd year Japanese student at University of Montana
礼拝の先生
私もなしダブだけ日本語版無修正同人なし潜水艦モンスター娘とうる星やつらの生バージョンDVD品質を探しています
あなたが私の年長者を助けカム?美少女戦士セーラームーン変態?
>>51819206
乃木坂46
my waifu is matsui rena
in japan, can you get into trouble for being a pirate and doing what you want because you're free?
>>51819503
I just started 3 days ago and have been using the script to view a bunch of profiles. Messaged a few people that viewed my profile but haven't gotten a response back yet. I know there are forums too but I haven't used em yet.
>>51819609
kill yourself weeb
University cafeteria food in Japan.
JAPAN
>>51819569
In Japan we don't call fat people landwhale tbqh f.a.m
>>51819622
I see, what about the script tho? Does the website limit you to a certain amount of profile visits or something?
http://strawpoll.me/6209041
>>51819609
>torrent
fuck off, you fat cunt
帰れ
>>51819774
How do I take a JLPT test anyway?
I'm interested in trying N5. Isn't like an annual thing?
>>51819616
NEAT.
I think Minako Kotobuki is really pretty.
>>51819715
I'm sorry that was rude, I really do like her though
>>51819813
kill trolls with kindness
>>51819703
No artificial 茶髪
Bring 黒髪もってこい
>>51819254
Hwaiting
>>51819813
umad?
>>51819745
Basically you can set it to visit profiles from the specific country you choose and from what gender and age range you want. So I've been doing Japan, US, and Canada; the Japanese people are actually fairly qt it's just that the ones that have viewed my profile are like 27 and I'm 18 so meh
>>51819446
Calm down mate
>>51819446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0
>>51819774
can Nihonjin vote it?
>>51819857
What mate, fat women are popular in America?
>>51819863
右のほうが可愛いけど
>>51819831
twice a year, next is summer 2016
look it up to see if you can take it in your city
>>51819970
No they aren't
>>51819609
>Montana
RARE
A
R
E
>>51819831
I don't think it's worth it taking N5, you have to pay to take the test, if i'm not mistaken
>>51819967
sure lad
>>51819609
>Montana
Does moose taste good?
;^)
are you looking forward to the next olympics
or will it end up fucking everything up like it did for london?
俺のしりの穴からめっちゃでっかいうんち出てきた
>>51820052
猫つええええ
>>51820052
良い物語と思う
>>51820052
literal shit post
>>51820051
>or will it end up fucking everything up like it did for london?
explain
brazil is still very much a shithole, doubt the world cup did much for its image outside of bunda
>>51819970
yes if you can get one it shows how manly you are
your testosterone levels will increase and others will be jealous of you
>>51820052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4AtqUkfd_c
zaaaankoku na tenshii no youu niiiiiiiii shoouneeen yo shinwa ni naaaaareeeeeeee
かわいい~
>>51819128
Where is this cute loli from?
>>51820173
there's a difference between plump, fat, and big breasts desu senpai
>>51819975
それは人工的な茶髪
ナチュラルブラウンなら良い
>>51820052
カメラワークが最悪 camera moving too bad
センスが無い no sense
>>51820194
no sense
消されて良かった
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYRIfdYPdhg
Mexican girls living in Japan
>>51820224
I dunno, I saw her in one of these threads
try reverse image search
>>51820292
>no sense
>>51820292
wtf nigga
your opinion is bad and you should feel bad
How do you feel about Japanese milf and granny?
>>51820161
london paid a fuck ton of money for stuff that had no practical purpose after the olympics were over
plus massive increasing influx of immigrants and higher taxes to pay debts
So.... tbqh with you all,
I don't think two bombs were enough.
>>51820052
長いウンコを「一本糞」と言う
>>51819910
Oh. So, do you download this script somewwhere or is it included in the Interpals website?
>>51820447
日本人, serious question, which one do you prefer between 2ch and Futaba?
>>51820528
>not putting in '4chan'
>>51820528
2ch!
>>51820528
definitely 2ch
>>51820630
>>51820640
is it true 2ch = 4chan and futaba = reddit?
>>51819985
For fuck's sake, it turns out it was literally two days ago in my city.
http://www1.rmit.edu.au/socialhumanities/japanese-jlpt
Thanks for the info though!
>>51820674
More like futaba is that weird imageboard few people go to.
>>51820194
Pls be hentai
>>51820009
What type of content is on the N5 test?
I'm not too confident with my Japanese, so I just want to start with the lowest.
>>51820674
Don't know
I have never been to there(Futaba and reddit)
>>51820817
http://nihongoichiban.com/2011/04/10/complete-list-of-kanji-for-jlpt-n5/
that's the list of kanji you "need" to know.
you can search for sample questions on google
>>51820674
2ch and 4chan have a few things in comonn IMo, but I'm not sure about reddit
>>51820475
I can give you the pastebin
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
You want the second script but there are some instructions on the first you need to follow
>>51820930
*common
desu
>tfw I'll never see my older nihongo professor
Why are older Japanese women so nice...
>>51820977
Why didn't you get her number/email?
>>51818926
i'm still looking for the source of this shit
looks like the bitch is chinese or something
>>51820977
I have been talking to a 56 year old Japanese woman for the past week. She's very nice and sometimes sends me pictures, like the udon she was eating for lunch today (:
>>51820674
2ch = 4chan - Futaba
Reddit = Yahoo answers tier shit
>>51820891
I know most of those, but not all.
Thanks, I'll practice these.
>>51819317
I'm at work. Just finished lunch.
>>51819474
I work OT sometimes, but not that much. I also live in a nice apartment, even if the kitchen is a bit tight.
>>51820817
A depressed teenager? Shock!
>>51820725
Try some sample questions.
http://www.jlpt.jp/e/
>>51821051
Looks it to me. I'm concerned about the dude on the bed behind her, he got to hit that, right?
>>51820977
Are you supposed to?
I have her email at least...
>>51821092
Howd you meet her lad?
I'd also like to chat with some BBAs
>>51821051
Pls post in here when you find it senpai
>>51819431
おかま
>>51820953
You rock man. I'll make Japanese friends now :)
>>51821180
I'll be in these threads, tell me if you find anything interesting, I'm still new to interpals so if you find a useful feature let me know
>>51821133
>>51821133
topkek, didn't even notice him
might be korean though, I found this one while searching for the sauce
みんなー、元気?
>>51818631
早漏やね、チンチン君
>>51818776
なんでやねんwhy?
そうでんねんIt's so
>>51818815
いらね
>>51818903
It's no biggie!
>>51818917
可愛かったね
>>51819370
勝手に逝け
>>51821230
Haha, took me a few watches too.
Hmmm, Koreans have their ID to get online, hard to say...
>>51821224
ワロタ
>>51821159
I found it with sound, if there's someone here who can read korean, he might be able to find her name
http://itsjclove.tumblr.com/post/134175811151/
(hope the link works)
>>51821245
元気やで!アメリカ兄貴はどう?
>>51821245
元気だよー!
豚くんは元気ー?
>>51821272
that chick looks so hot i wanna fuck her
>>51821338
Look up Sayuki Matsumoto for a whole bunch of that feeling.
>>51820052
肛門が拡張してチンチンも入るようになったか?
>>51819975
指原はどちらも不細工
>>51820528
どちらもいらね
>>51821285
カマが好きなんだ。
>>51821245
風邪ひいた。熱が出た。
>>51821294
元気やで!
>>51821419
馬鹿は風邪をひかないって知っている?
>>51821327
はい、元気だよ!
>>51821419
それなら結構!
>>51821156
I met her on an app called HelloTalk. I like it because they warn to ban everyone if you talk sexually on it, so I think women aren't usually as annoyed when guys message them. It's focused on language exchange instead of dating
>>51821404
どうもありがとうミスターロボット
>>51820977
iktfb
I learned the basics from my teacher back when I was a freshman in college, then I transferred to another state. A year later I went to Japan and she was there too, so we met there, but that was the last time we ever met.
I thought you nips didn't do drugs?
>>51821467
やっぱり豚さんだったんだ
>>51821543
Anime is pretty much the same as drugs tbqh lad
>>51821543
左は私です
>>51821616
君かわいいね!
>>51821641
Can someone type the kanji so I can look it up on google like I do for every single other post in these threads.
>>51821644
あーありがとう!
>>51821159
>>51821272
sorry, couldn't find it after all
無理でしたぁぁぁぁ
ただいま!
今日はワクワク!
>>51821671
sure
mine:乳首なんて触って楽しい?
the first:私と一緒にLSDをやりましょう
>>51821412
残念!I hope you'll feel better.
>>51821502
Can you talk to eacheck other for as long as you want? I'll probably give it a try. Thanks.
>>51821535
You goofed. You didn't have her email or anything?
>>51821671
乳首なんて触って楽しい
>>51821485
だよね!
>>51821749
I have her facebook and I could contact her anytime, but I barely ever use that crap.
who /猫好き/ here?
>>51821671
Get the rikaikun browser extension.
It lets you hover over Japanese words, and it gives you definitions and kanji info.
>>51821821
doesn't work for images though
>>51821808
>>51821502
How old do you have to be to join?
>>51821502
Oh I use HelloTalk too! For the past month I've been adding high school and college girls, but they're always busy. Now I only add Japanese house wives and I get to talk to them all the time.
>>51821808
ここで/描好き/です!
>>51821848
I know, I mean instead of searching everything on Google.
>>51821868
If you're on this site, you should be old enough to go to any site.
gaijin san, can I ask a question?
we call this food (pict) "fried potato"
does "fried potato" get through to your country?
(of course I know way of saying "french fries" or "chips")
>>51821808
猫が好きじゃない
>>51821905
We call those "Freedom Fries"
>>51821905
If you're talking to someone who understands basic english he'll probably understand. We call that "batata frita" here, it literally means "fried potato".
>>51821921
では犬が好きですか?
>>51821808
only if it's this kind of neko
>>51821905
No, fried potato doesn't make sense in English.
That would probably be interpreted as frying a whole potato.
>>51821905
No you have to say "French fries". Only say "chips" when ordering "fish 'n chips". Non weeabs won't understand "fried potato" and think you might want potato chips or fried potato slices.
who /欝/ here? Don't lie.
>>51821969
>>51822005
wot, u sure about that m8s? even if it's not normal to say that, pretty sure anyone would understand it
if you google "fried potato", you can find recipes, images and stuff
>>51822010
One year ago I was.
Now I am heath.
>>51822010
>>51821821
39 best ally.
I knew there should be an extension for this kind of thing I just never looked for one.
猫は2匹飼っています
大好きなのです
>>51821905
We call them "Pommes frites" in Sweden
>>51821948
>>51821969
>>51822005
thank you for the good information. I got it
>>51821931
lol thanks :D
>>51822010
鬱 usa flag 鬱
>>51822098
あなたの飼っている猫の色は何色ですか
>>51822010
I'm not 鬱.
>>51821848
You can get kanjitomo for images. It's not perfect tho, doesn't always recognize kanji.
Another way would be to draw them out on google translate, as long as it looks a bit like the kanji you want it should find it for you
>>51822108
>"Pommes frites"
Does it mean "potato fried"?
>>51822174
yep, also, you can search for kanji by radicals on jisho.org (best jp-en dictionary I found so far)
>>51821749
Yup, you can upgrade if you want and get unlimited translations and bonus features like that, but there's text, pictures, and audio messages by default
>>51821868
15, I think
>>51821874
They are so sweet and nice to talk to (:
>>51822072
Well fried potato slices are also a thing here. They could be ordering fried potato (slices).
>>51822121
Anytime nihonjin-san (•~•)
>>51822161
三毛と灰色です
>>51822078
*Now I am healthy
Good, I'm very happy for you. I'm trying to see my way through this bleak time.
Who /酔/ here?
>>51822215
Yes, but the word does not originate from Swedish It, is taken straight from french if my memory serves me right
You pronounce it Pomm fritt/ Pomm fritts
>>51822295
me
What are you drinking, brah?
>>51822169
good, you don't wanna be
>>51822222
B-Brazil kun, your quints!
>>51822321
Bourbon
>>51822229
Thanks
>>51822247
So if I say "fried potato stick", does it make sense?
>>51821951
好きだよ
>>51822281
さぞかし、かわいいのでしょうね
>>51822342
They'll probably be able to guess if you said that. Might take a moment to process.
>>51822334
>>51822337
>>51822340
How many times a day do you guys say fuck?
>>51822342
They'll know, but it sounds really weird. Just call them 'fries' or 'chips'.
>>51822342
You should ask for "fried frenchies"
who /ブリブリ/ here?
>>51822406
www
>>51822337
lol, didn't even notice
noice
可愛い女の子になりたいわ!
>>51822456
Do you also want to be meathole?
>>51822456
可愛い女の子になって何がしたい?
>>51822396
Depends on who I'm around that day.
If I'm on a skype call with friends it'll be used every other sentence or so, but if I'm at work then alone at home I might not use it all day.
>>51822456
あたしも!
>>51822477
>meathole
I saw this fantastic word for the first time?
May I also use it from now on?
>>51822477
>>51822480
うわあああ変態おっさんだ
超キモい
>>51822480
いっぱいドレスを着たい!
>>51822456
それ以上かわいくなってどうするのですか?
>>51822480
援助交際
>>51822543
ぼ、ぼぼぼぼくの彼女になってくれるかな?
>>51822558
何この会話!wwww
>>51822411
what ぶりぶり
>>51822558
まあ、いいわ
i hate stupid proxy japanese
shame on you! m9( - o - )
>>51822411
I was ブリブリ in the toilet a few minutes ago
>>51822603
I'll punch that guy nihonjin! Don't worry!
>>51822456
You will never be a cute gyaru honoka https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D5lUvjvXn4E
>>51822603
ごめん
I'm using a proxy from New Zealand. I am actually cute japanese girl
>>51822522
どうぞくだされ
>>51822488
For example, if you are talking with your friend, where do you put fuck in your sentences?
>If I'm on a skype call with friends it'll be used every other sentence or so, but if I'm at work then alone at home I might not use it all day.
I try it and correct if you find mistakes.
If I'm on a fucking skype call with fucking friends it'll be used as fuck every other funking sentence or so, but if I'm at funking work then alone as fuck at home I might not use it all fucking day.
>>51822623
ギャルになりたいっすか?
what are some japanese memes? i only know inmu. please culturally enrich me jap bros
>>51822689
KOUSHIROU
>>51822675
I don't think they use it like that, it's like... you use it to intensify something, you know?
like fucking jesus, or oh my fucking god.
a related question, do you call your friends 貴様? jokingly?
>>51822386
>>51822405
Thanks!
>>51822406
nice meme
maybe ISIS love it.
>>51822396
I don't usually swear, but the average person around here probably says it 2-5 times a day, if they are the type to swear
>>51822689
ぬるぽ
