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>Apple
So Apple fanboys are fatties.
>>55631794
This ‘air’ thingies are definitely a fraud.
>>55631794
Can you still surf the web on that?
>>55631809
The only non fat ThinkPad owners on /g/ are asian femboy engineering students who take amphetamines and do math in their dorm for fun.
>>55631794
To be fair you shouldn't be sitting on any of your computers.
>>55633518
Nice projection
Personally I want a laptop that would have broken the recliner in that situation.
I want a laptop I can kill a deer with then post my successful hunt to facebook.
I don't give a shit if it has a 640x480 display, just give it a keyboard, nipple, good battery and more than one USB and we're good to go.
>>55634121
He is not projecting. He's actually accurate.
>>55631794
By "crack" do they mean ass crack?
>>55634121
triggered
>>55634988
Shame that getting triggered doesn't actually involve pulling one
its a feature
>>55631809
unlikely.
Gays usually go to the gym a lot
>>55633518
>The only non fat ThinkPad owners on /g/ are asian femboy engineering students who take amphetamines and do math in their dorm for fun.
This is objectively wrong, I'm a European transgirl, I don't take drugs, and I hate math. For fun I just play with classic /v/ideogaymes on emulators.
>muh aluminum
This is what mactards get for buying shit made from easily bendable material.
>>55635234
>>55631794
> bending metal
> metalbending
I don't think any of you know how much force was applied to it. No laptop could have survived that
>>55635297
Well shilled Pajeet! 2 rupees have been deposited in your Apple evangelism account!
>>55635118
>transgirl
No, you're a dude... Taking hormones, dressing in women's clothing and having plastic surgery doesn't make you any more a woman than smearing shoe polish in your face makes you black.
>>55635322
>Point out facts about basic physics
>"Shilling"
I know you summerfags like to act as if the meal Apple has used in it's laptops since 2008 is somehow like tin foil, but it's properly tough stuff and damage like that requires you to bend it in a vise or run over it with a car.
>>55635337
What if I have XXY chromosomes?
>>55635234
>mactards get for buying shit
lmao if you're company doesn't just buy you whatever you need
>>55635382
Then you're a guy with Barr bodies.
>>55635380
Well shilled Pajeet! 2 rupees have been deposited in your Apple evangelism account!
>>55635337
It's neither, just a fucked-up half-way abomination that can only be called an it.
When your value as a human being is defined by your gender or sexuality, it just shows how shallow and vapid you are, and deserve neither humanity nor sexuality.
>>55635382
Most people with XXY chromosomes are born as completely normal boys and can live out their lives without ever knowing about it. No matter what you do, if you were born as a completely normal boy with a penis and everything, you'll be a man no matter what you do to yourself.
It's fucking Aluminum. Why do people think Apple Aluminum® is stronger than steel?
>>55635417
>Look mom I posted it again!!1
That's real nice kiddo, but I can't wait until school starts and you're off 4chan.
>>55635456
Because the alternative is acknowledging you bought an overpriced product.
>>55635468
That's how the whole board feels about (You)
>>55634914
any proof?
if not, you're projecting.
>>55633518
I own several thinkpads and my bmi is around 18, I'm hetero and a dude. But on the drugs and math part you are right.
>>55631794
Source on the article?
>>55635424
>WAAH!!! STOP BEING SUCH A SHITLORD!!1
Yes, I know biology's a bitch when your fee-fees tell you you're something you're not, but that's reality for you.
>>55635456
They don't make laptops out of steel and if they would, it would lead to some pretty heavy laptops. What Apple generally goes against is plastic and even when compared to metal the Macbooks, specially the Pro's are pretty tough. Just sitting on them is NOT enough to cause damage like that. Even completely normal alloys can take quite a lot more punishment than from a normal weight person sitting on it.
>>55635483
>Projecting this much
Whew lad...
>>55631794
I... am gonna call bullshit on that. Any recliner that could do that should be repurposed as a hydraulic press
>>55635521
http://www.dimdi.de/static/de/klassi/icd-10-who/kodesuche/onlinefassungen/htmlamtl2016/index.htm
>>55635521
Also: gender=/=sex
>>55633518
Except for femboy, and amphetamine part, you are right. I prefer modafinil.
>>55634842
Get a G40 then anon
>>55635389
I spent a while thinking why the fuck would I be a company.
>>55635588
>WAAH!!! I HATE IT WHEN REALITY IS GOING AGAINST WHAT MY FEE-FEES TELL ME!!1 SO I'M JUST GOING TO START RE-DEFINING WORDS!!1
>>55635568
>Random website in a language I don't understand
>Somehow constitutes an argument
If you're going to use psychologists as an argument, try to remember that psychologists used to think that being gay is mental illness and still think that some people can detect wi-fi and cellphone networks
>>55635521
I suppose they could use a titanium-based alloy in their "premium" products though.
>>55633518
>non fat
yes
>asian
no
>femboy
no
>engineering student
yes
>amphetamienes
no
>do math for fun
rarely
>in a dorm
no
>>55633518
s-so what?
>>55635744
Go get a dictionary.
The Websites lists all the different forms of physical non binary genders aka hermaphrodites.
>>55631794
To be fair, those reclining chairs are just a very large collection of levers that we act upon using a large amount of force from our legs. I've seen the destroy quite a few things, they're not pleasant. But yeah, the article is clickbait;
>Old thing happens
>But now with Apple! Click the article! Go on!
>>55631809
>Doesn't know what a recliner is
>>55634842
Getac
>>55633518
i'm not asian and i don't do meth, but hi.
>>55635744
>saying that feelings don't matter
>"waaah gas the trannies because i feel that they're icky even though they have no impact in my life whatsoever!!!1111!"
Considering how much of that thing is battery (versus circuit board,) I wouldn't be surprised if it still booted.
