So I was told about a year ago that if I install Arch GNU/+Linux and just type in "certain" commands in the CLI and make myself look like a badass that I would lose my virginity. So far no girl has question me or even looked at me or wanted to have sex with me. What am I doing wrong? Please tell me /g/. What is the secret?
>>55583555
Are you doing it in public?
>>55583555
Have you watched animes? Because its part of it. Yozu need to be looking like a weeb in order to get pussAy
>>55583567
Yes.
It heaps if you Jerk off all the time as well. If you smell like semen, the girls will not be able to resist
>>55583555
Melvin?
>>55583555
>> Type certains commands
>> I would lose my virginity
$ make love
>>55583579
>K'D
>>55583579
eat burning shit
>>55583638
Sudo apt-get install brain penis hear-penislibext
>>55583709
mksh: Sudo: not found
sudo pacman -S love
>>55583555hexdump -C /dev/sda1
Do this at Starbucks, and all the college chicks hyped up on caffeine from their mocha frappuccinos will be begging to suck your dick.
>>55583638
make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.
