>Be me yesterday
>boss asks me to help clean out his personal desktop
>get to use pc duster finally.........fuckyeah
>blow out 12.5lbs of nicotine infused dust clumps
>wow anon, this thing should run better than when it was new
>boss decides he wants to remove heatsink
>nooooooooooooooooooooooo.wav
>told boss heatsink is clean, no need to remove it
>also, cpu is probably welded to it
>hulk smashes shroud, heatsink and cpu, rips it right out of the cpu socket with it in locked position
>i'msureit'sfine.jpg
>i grabbed heatsink/cpu/shroud assembly and look at it, my god, all the pins are still in it
>yeah, this cpu has pins on it, that's how old it is
>almost 950 pins to be exact
>godisgood.png, nothing is bent or broken
>heatsink is clean as a whistle.........but i can't install it while it's all still together
>i remove the cpu from the hardened plaster caked between heatsink and cpu
>flaky AF
>it's fine
>unlock cpu socket with the arm on the side and gently line up pins and marker on the side
>go to seat it in processor socket when boss decides to start cleaning the side panel with window
cleaner
>it's on one of the wrought iron tables outside on the balcony...........rickety AF
>cleans it like a potato person jacking off
>furiously wiping down side panel.........can feel balcony shake
>moves entire desktop case while i'm seating cpu
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>just know shit's fucked up
>know it in my soul
>look at cpu pins..........looks like the god damn meteor site in siberia in the early 1900's where trees were layed completely over
>top 3 rows of pins are bent
>some almost touching green silicon pcb
>think about yelling at boss, pointing out that it's his fault and i'm not responsible
>so fucked
>12 year old cpu, never find another one that works for this board
>think about killing boss
>tell him i'm going to take cpu inside to clean thermal paste off edges so it doesn't short anything out
>really just thinking about skipping town and going to mexico
>there's no way i can fix this
>fuckingsavages.mkv
>find tiniest screwdriver on earth
>sit down at dimly lit desk and get dizzy looking down at neat rows of about 850 pins
>see about 100 fucked ones
>spend 15 minutes trying my best to straighten them out one at a time.......feel like i'm sequencing dna
by fucking hand, one helix at a time
>i know this won't work, wasteoftime
>can actually see them lining up........probably have scraped pcb to fucking hell
>hope boss doesn't potato in here and fuck my life up anymore
>trying not to break pins off, just have a few left to get straight
>take cpu back outside and pray.......to several different gods
>hotasballs outside
>forehead is fucking sweating profusely.......boss is still potatoing away at cleaning plastic pieces
>i swear to everything holy i will kill him one day for this
>drop cpu in socket, line up pins as good as i can
>2 edges won't drop in
>fuck
>check triangle and markers, everything is right
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>take it out and look, pins seem to be straight-ish
>try again
>same
>gfdi
>try 16 more times
>murderinmind.mov
>take it out one last time and see glimmer of a pin out of place
>holymotherofgod
>bend pin back, tell boss i'm getting thermal paste off a pin, flaky as shit
>hailmary.jpg
>fucking cpu drops right in
>almost cry
>i'm as happy as potato boss cleaning his fucking side panel
>still not out of the woods
>button everything up and take it inside
>office is cool..........feelsgoodman
>boss is ready to fire computer up.........i hoped he'd wait until tomorrow
>wants me to reinstall OS..........gdi, it's all over
>shit is going to pop and release smoke from cpu
>boss turns computer on and i see post screen
>almost shit self
>starting windows..........potato boss has no idea what's happening
>what kind of witchcraft and sorcery is going on at that moment
>fucking loads desktop
>what the actual motherfuck
>it...........it fucking works
>disbelief.png
>wat.jpg
>reboot and check bios
>fucking works
>it's running cool and is quiet as a mouse
>smiling on the inside like a potato
>boss acts like nothing special happened
>think about murder again
>hey, thanks anon, this thing will really fly now
>fuckingpeasant
>MFW my boss will never realize how much of an IT god I am because he uninstalled a chromosome
>he has no clue still
>thinks i was cleaning up thermal paste
>the end
im sure its a great story, but you clearly dont know how to communicate properly.
tl;dr
memes XD
tl;dr potato boss messes up pins on cpu because he is out of touch with reality and common sense
Did you know you can fix pins with a credit card?
