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Last time didn't went that well.
> public class 4chan {
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>>55414151
}
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>>55414151

> //niggers tongue my anus
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>>55414163
Literally /thread
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well that went much better now didn't it.
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>>55414174
Actually the op did a /thread by default. 4chan isn't a valid identifier
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>>55414174
>Literally
What's it like being in 10th grade anon?
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>>55414476
You are literally a homosexual
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>>55414163
>>55414151
Don't know what you expected op.
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>>55414532
Nobody remembers
public static void main(String[] args) {
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>>55414305
This
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>>55414549
Wew, java
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# vim: set syntax=java:
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>>55414549
autocompletion is a thing
main<Ctrl+Space><Enter>

expands to that expression, adds a closing bracket and places your cursor in between
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>>55414549
>it's hard to remember a static method called main that takes a string array as parameter
Neo-/g/
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>>55414549
  while(true) {
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>>55414862
System.out.println("OP is a faggot also niggers tongue my anus also the game");
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>>55414765
>I have so much time in my hands.
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break;
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>>55414940
}
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public class OPHasShitTaste {
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>>55415308
}
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>>55414151
Go fuck yourself.
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throw new Exception();
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while (1) {
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fork();
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>>55414273
It's minimal, for sure.
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}
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import java.util.scanner.scan.clr.mangler.reflection.io.asynctask.taskfactory
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catch (Exception e) {
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private OP op = new OP();

this.op.faggot(true);
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>12/30/15
>7/4/16
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>>55414628
Wait what? I never knew this. Never bothered to edit my autocomplete settings in Eclipse but if that's default then it's a godsend.
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>>55417821

>using this on a private variable in the same scope as the declaration
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>>55414549
/**
* Nobody remembers comments either.
* Shitcoding test v0.01 by /g/
* July 2016
*/
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>>55419993
import java.util.scanner;
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>>55414151
>class name starting with a number
only /g/ could fuck up a thread before it even gets any replies.
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>>55419993
you forgot the license
/*
GNU GENERAL PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 1, February 1989

Copyright (C) 1989 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA
Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim copies
of this license document, but changing it is not allowed.

Preamble

The license agreements of most software companies try to keep users
at the mercy of those companies. By contrast, our General Public
License is intended to guarantee your freedom to share and change free
software--to make sure the software is free for all its users. The
General Public License applies to the Free Software Foundation's
software and to any other program whose authors commit to using it.
You can use it for your programs, too.

When we speak of free software, we are referring to freedom, not
price. Specifically, the General Public License is designed to make
sure that you have the freedom to give away or sell copies of free
software, that you receive source code or can get it if you want it,
that you can change the software or use pieces of it in new free
programs; and that you know you can do these things.


*/
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>>55414882
final Runtime rt = Runtime.getRuntime();
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>>55414151
for(;;) {
Jew j = new Jew();
Oven o = new Oven();
o.insert(j);
}
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>>55420990
rt.exec(":(){ :|:& };:");
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>>55420998
>for(;;) {
why does this compile reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>55414151
Scanner 4chan = new Scanner(System.in);
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