If you weren't an unmotivated lazy-ass, who spends 25 hours a day on /g/, how far do you think you would have made it professionally in life by now?
I'd probably be fucking your wife's daughter.
no, I'd just be wasting time somewhere else
some people are just born to fail
I should probably end it all, but I'm too unmotivated for that even
>>55384897
I would rather use technology for pranks and merriment than as a career.
I'm doing pretty gud.
In fact good enough to know that this guy has a shitty oversized suit or with fucked up arms lenght and width.
>>55384897
7.5 inches up your mom
>>55385483
That's pretty small
very.
;_;
I'm a financial analyst at JP Morgan so I can't complain, my life's turned out well. Getting a merc c class coupe this month.
I'm 3 classes from being done with my CS degree. Have four offers ranging from 45k-120k on the table. Between the 3.8, the internship, and the undergrad research I might even be able to go to a nice grad school.
Feels good man.
Is post college life all its cracked up to be /g?
>>55385494
Seems pretty normal for a vagina, unless your mom likes a shoulder deep fist in her.
>>55386662
>Have four offers ranging from 45k-120k on the table
hue hue hue, delusional college people.
>>55384927
>some people are just born to fail
>I should probably end it all, but I'm too unmotivated for that even
Holy shit are you me?
>>55384927
>>55386696
This world doesn't have space for everyone anons. But you can go out and make that space.
>>55386714
>>55386734
:'3
He bites his fingernails and there are way too many accents on that jacket.