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Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
>Discord channel https://discordapp.com/invite/013cBVIg9iQEILoeV

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• Anon makes order Thursday >>55340950 on GB during their Xiaomi Sale >>55340754 and it's sent out the next day >>55361968
• One anon is less lucky with his GB processing for four days >>55376325 >>55376456 >>55376515 >>55376541
• Episode two of the /CSG/ podcast is now available on soundcloud >>55372715
• Anon finds cheap driverkits on Gearbest >>55361738
• Anon with JJRC H20C posts last webm and some advice about its controls >>55370912
• Anon has a lot of fake Spyderco knifes >>55371534 >>55371546 >>55371643
• New 39cent chink shit deal found >>55373921
• Anon that owns chinkshit.com has now made a randomiser for cheap chink shit; chinkshit.com/random >>55373196
• Anon orders weeb statueshit, not just any statueshit though but one of a animay grill taking a dump on a toilet >>55376537 >>55376723 >>55376874 >>55377011
• Anon's purchase of three Pusheen plushies arrived >>55377122 >>55377264
• Canada Post on strike! Starting the 5th of July >>55368321

Previous thread >>55370854
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stinky chinky
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Anyone who knows a good place for backpacks?

I kinda need a backpack that dosent look retarded, is light but can carry a lot of weight and have a lot of room and slots for all the chink shit I bought that is:

tablet, bluetooth speaker, mouth fedora, powerbank, usb cables, bluetooth controllers, xiaomi yi cam with accessories, multitool, fountain pen + notebook, travel wall charger, ocarina etc.

Anyone have a tip?
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Which one should I buy first /csg/?
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>>55378371
>>55377825
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>>55378423
The one that was 10 cents with that Russian coupon.
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>>55378434
Link + coupon?
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Got this delivered today, originally came on Friday but I missed the delivery. Ordered it on the 17th, came without any damage to the packaging and with the value marked down.

I got it with blue switches that feel just like the Cherry ones, so typing on it feels great. The LEDs are also very bright and can be dimmed, off, pulsing or solid. If you want more LED control, you'll have to get the mixed version.

The build quality is great and there is no flex on the board. The rubber feet on the right side of my keyboard are a little shorter, so it slips around when on the stands and rocks a little if you use anything past the enter key. The keycaps also feel good enough, but I ordered some chink PBT caps that I'll post about when I get them.

For £25 you can't go wrong: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/LINGBAO-JIGUANSHI-Backlit-Computer-Game-mechanical-keyboard-black-shaft-green-axis-computer-emitting-metal-87-key/32653111593.html
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Anyone have a lockpick set they can recommend? The last one I got broke inside the lock, making things worse.
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>>55378566
I want to get one of these chink mech keyboards but I already own a Model M. Is it worth it to buy one and see how their switches compare to buckling spring?
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>>55378464
Repostan

1)http://www.gearbest.com/survival-eme.../pp_16234.html
Code - kukri
2)http://www.gearbest.com/survival-eme.../pp_16234.html
Code - GBJBP
3)http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_188818.html
Code - GBJBPT or JRHYA
4)http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172290.html
Code - Q5WF
5)http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_261098.html
Code - GB28U
6)http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_189793.html
Code - pinkie
7)http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_241630.html
Code - DMUSB
8)http://www.gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_247300.html
Code - OFFER1 or GBLADLE 9)http://www.gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_104879.html
Code - CU[spoiler][/spoiler]CKOO-EGG 10)http://www.gearbest.com/key-chains/pp_337601.html
Code - JRWSR
11)http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_202874.html
Code- DEVRZZ
12)http://www.gearbest.com/hand-tools/pp_157832.html
Code - HDDDKS 13)http://www.gearbest.com/screwdriver-...pp_265250.html
Code - GHJADL or HDSKCA
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>>55378582
>fucking up the first 2 links so they're unusable
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Ol' Heebie Kikeberger's matza balls must be steaming something fierce.
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>>55378371
>• Anon that owns chinkshit.com has now made a randomiser for cheap chink shit; chinkshit.com/random >>55373196(Cross-thread)
You should add that to the OP permanently 2bh.
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>>55378582
Applying the coupon code for the first item actually increases the price.
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>>55378603
Just copypasted it from the archives, the links still work regardless check before bitching.

Here have a link to the Russian forum where these were found http://www.cnkod.ru/kuponyi-gearbest/
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>>55378581
I've never used a keyboard with buckling springs, but these are cheap and feel good to use so you can't really go wrong with buying one.
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>>55378632
Will do with next thread.

>>55378429
Some useful deals in that newsletter for sure but I can't be posting every newsletter these sites put out, better to focus on the happenings of prev. threads instead.
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jesus christ how horrifying
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>>55378708
Weekends sure are slow for csg, what are you guys waiting on?
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Rate my chinese electronic components
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>>55378926
my xiaomi xl pad shipped a couple days ago so waiting for that.

Also waiting for GookBeast to ship my latest haul.
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>>55378908
I was fully expecting the only color option to be "black"
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To the chinkshit.com guy:

I'd suggest putting the "Click here for new random" button on a different line, or building it into the "ChinkShit Random" bit. It'd allow for faster random shopping.
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>>55378926
Digital Calipers
Xiaomi handsfree Bluetooth wanker earpiece
Screw extractors
Rx200s mouth fedora mod
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>>55378908
Why would anyone buy this?
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>>55379049
what did you pay for the rx200s? i can get them on us sites for ~45 dollarydoos and id like to replace my rx200
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>>55379040
This
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>>55379040
i changed the random links place so it always stays on the same spot.
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Finally got my magnetic microUSB cables and Memebuds Airs.
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>>55379107
£30 on gearbest (40usd)
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>>55379230
damn, plus having to wait a month kinda makes the bit extra worth paying
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>>55379216
Really sucks they stopped the kevlar cables, shit was sturdy
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>>55379216
How good is it?
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>>55379302
P. good I guess. Just wanted them for my Vive controllers mainly.
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Can anyone recommend a good protective case for the Redmeme note 3 pro? I was thinking of ordering it on gearbeast instead of my usual Aliexpress.
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>>55379341
I can only find shitty soft ones on gearbest. I'm thinking about getting a metal bumper on aliexpress.
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Looking for something to read my pirated ebooks with while taking a shit. anyone know a cheap chink tablet that will do the job?
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>>55379378
get a used Kindle 4
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>>55378908
looks like gilbert gottfired
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So I ordered a 240GB KingDian SSD from Gerabest.... They sent me e-cig stuff instead. I guess it's about time I was chink'd
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>>55379179
Good stuff, thanks.
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>>55379469
>ECiggity
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>>55379469
>EShiggity
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>>55379469
enjoy that paypal refund bro you earned it
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>>55379469
Open a ticket with support, they'll sort things out
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Anyone knows what's the cheapest the H22 has ever been? The lowest I've seen it is $9.99. Anyone else?
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>>55379469
lots of people getting wrong packages, is this relatively normal?
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Mi band 2 soon lads

Shall I review it when it gets here?
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>>55379636
That's the lowest its been and will ever get, Gearbest completely sold out of the blue one and only red remains (which hasn't dropped to 9.99 yet)
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>>55379654
Its actually rare but it does happen yeah
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>>55379670
What do you think gearbest would do if I ordered 10 of them?

Send 10 different packages, or send a big ass fucking bag with all of them?
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>>55379720
I wouldn't be surprised you wee the only one to do it, explains why it went out so fast.

I think theyd split things up if it exceeded the weight/size limit for gov funded shipping
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My memespeed its here, I'll post more pics later, got it from goybest flashsale 45$ plus 1$ for expedited shipping. Took one week to arrive
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>>55379855
Nice, don't forget to post a review too.
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>>55379855
shieeet waiting for one myself. You better make some epilepsy-lightshow webms
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>>55379630
Yea I opened a ticket. I looked up all these items and it looks like they sent me about $70 worth of shit. My buddy is gonna help me sell them since I don't vape.
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>>55379888
Must obey trips
>>55379945
Of course, chinese cartoons will look amateurs compared to this
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OP here with some interesting news, Hugo Barra (Global VP of Xiaomi) will be doing a livestream today at 6PM IST about the Mi Max and will be giving away 100 of these.

I have no clue what the terms are for this contest or if its just a thing for Pajeets, only sharing for those interested.

http://mi.com/in

https://twitter.com/hbarra/status/748878037886726144

https://twitter.com/hbarra/status/749195014698246144
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>>55378926
One of those $0.99 mousepads with this image
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>>55380159
I've spent the last 5 minutes looking at this image.

Where's Loss?
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>>55380159
pic related is better
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>>55378371

Ordered a silicone watch today, don't want plastic rubbing against my skin all day anymore. Also, I made this thread.

>>55380182
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>>55380313
but rhythm heaven
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http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2016-Tigernu-New-Arrival-Waterpoof-Business-Bag-Backpack-Men-Travel-Bags-School-Bags-for-Boys/1668183_32650670464.html

About to order a Tigernu bag but then I stumbled on these images, they probably want to show how hard working their employees are but it seriously just looks depressing.
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>>55380369
that's a "good job" for the average guangdonger
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>>55378926
I'm waiting on quadcopter, socks, usb power meter, sharks, meme fan, backpack, KZ EDR2s, purse, bluetooth headset, and a cree flashlight
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>>55380369
Fun fact:
Many factory workers live in dormitories at the factory during the week, only going home at the weekend.
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>>55380413
>implying they have weekends
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>>55380369
>>55380413
I wonder what happens to the employees that make mistakes like >>55379469 :-/
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>>55380369
>>55380413
saw a documentary were there was a whole town that just consisted of many different factories, all from the same company.

people work, find their SO, get married and get their kids in these towns, seems horrible.
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>>55378926
Four different one piece multitools, a 5-pack of USB LED lights (the wafer kind), a $0.09 micro SD to USB adapter, a JJRC H22 with some extra batteries, a Jackly 9-in-1 screwdriver, and one of those headphone stands that has adhesive on one side and sticks to the side of your monitor.
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>>55380476
Such is life.
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>>55380461
10 years of hard labor for treason against the state.
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>you will never be a Chinese worker making 3 cents an hour to package orders only to have your family executed when you put a fullsize SD card in the package instead of a Micro SD, the buyer rating you one star in an all-caps review screaming about how they didn't get their shark
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>>55380598
shoo shoo stinky chinky
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>>55380369
I got a Tigernu backpack.

It has fuck-all space compared to a normal backpack.

Thats due to the laptop-sleeve or compartment or whatever its called.

Regretting buying it a little bit desu
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>>55380369
doesn't look too bad compared to some other factories i've seen
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>>55380675
hmm is that so, do you know any other chink backpack brands?

Tigernu looked legit.
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>>55380717
delete that image
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anyone know somewhere with a dual OS mi pad 2 in stock?
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I haven't browsed these threads in a long time, do we get obvious marketers like >>55380598 in here very often?
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>>55378566
I got some cheapo chink keyboard very similiar to this one, unfortunately I'm getting some key chattering. Anyone has an idea what to do about it?
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>>55380834
No, not really.
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>>55380834
I visit every week or so and every time I report one or two per thread.
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Are there any not shit chink gunpla kits?
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>>55380038
Here's hoping, its definitely worth a try.
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>>55380930
Ask on /m/
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>>55380834
Every now and then they do show up, there's been affiliate links for Gearbest and Ali posted in the past but they're promptly reported by anons and deleted by janis.
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is it safe to buy mayflash stuff from ali, anyone tried buying?
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>>55380413
Fun fact: We (west) print freedom and god on money and tell people that they are free and then let them live next to their workplace. So it's actually the same, just a bit different.
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>>55380717
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>>55380834

It's usually the work of one anon called Dirty Reviews who does unironically terrible Youtube reviews, but since he got banned for persistently dumping them he's gone pretty quiet so you tend to see them at times like this when he thinks the janitors are away.
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Anyone still having a link to one of these 99 cent mousepads with custom motif?
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how much usable space do 64gb sharks have?
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>>55381122
depends how much you're already storing on it
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>>55381150
you think you're fucking cute?
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Any cheep eReaders?
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>>55378582

Coupons for 1+2 no longer do anything?
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>>55381161
Second hand kindle
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>>55380675
Prove it pissphone
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>>55381156
fine
df reports 61768208 1K blocks
card is formatted as FAT32
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>>55381277
i wasn't even the guy who wanted to know
but i tricked you into helping him
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>>55381102
OP here, stop making shit up in order to get anons to hate him.

Having made several /csg/ threads not once has Dirty ever posted referral links. There has been one butthurt shitposter (you) acting like a cunt to the guy for threads on end spamming shit like "Don't forget to like and subscribe!" whenever he posted a video and now he's taken to posing as him to get more anons to turn against Dirty Reviews anon, to prove some autistic point against video reviews.
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>>55381323
> Dirty reviews anon detected
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>>55381323
Shouldn't you be using your regular avatar Dirty?
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Is there any reason why the xiaomi authentication thing would return a false result, its saying my piston airs are fake but i ordered them from the 4.8* gearbest seller that everyone was using
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>>55381587
>everyone was using
You mean the link the gearbest employees were promoting?
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>>55381312
eh, I don't really mind making the occasional useful contribution
one can only shitpost so much
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>>55381613
b-b-ut the gearbest dont sell xiaomi fakes meme... i got chink'd then? ill send a ticket
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>>55381587
There are no fake Piston Airs as it just came out and Xiaomi's earbud verification service is down (has been for a while.)

>>55381627
They don't.
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>>55381662
>They don't.
100 points have been deposited in your Gearbest account.
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>>55381323
nigga he literally tried to pied piper everyone away from this thread to contribute to a github "review hub" he would moderate
he includes referral links in his shitty videos and has been caught posting them in these threads before
at this point it wouldn't surprise me if he was behind the latest discord attempt to fracture this little community, as well as the creation of israel and the fluoridation of the water supply to create a generation of zombie referral link-clickers buying whatever defective $1 usb cable he's spent his latest 15 minute video shilling
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>>55381418
>>55381575
Shoo shoo.
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>>55381700
>the creation of israel
Oh yes, I remember this meme. One of the most rusing memes ever created :^)
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Has anyone done a comparison between the SF-666 and the BM-800?
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>>55381700
>nigga he literally tried to pied piper everyone away from this thread to contribute to a github "review hub" he would moderate

That was before /csg/ even had a page on the installgentoo wiki and his idea didn't work it because nobody wanted a fucking github.

>he includes referral links in his shitty videos
That's entirely up to him what links he includes in descriptions of his videos.

>has been caught posting them in these threads before
Again not once has the guy actually posted referral links in these threads, just his videos.
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>>55381827
Yea, the BM-800 is 134 better
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>>55381880
>b better than s
Wrong!
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>>55381911
>Best vs Shit
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What's so bad about referral links anyway? It doesn't cost anything extra right? In my mind if you're too lazy to find the item yourself then you deserve to click a referral link.
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>>55381880
I thought it was the other way around, with mic-1 being the best.
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>>55381918
inspiring
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>>55381731
>winbabby
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>>55381923
>he wants to give money to shilling youtubefaggot
>>>/discord/
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Suggest me some cool stuff to buy so I can fight this rampant depression.
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>>55381990
Just roll the dice on the Chink Shit Randomiser chinkshit.com/random
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>>55381990
buy stuff that is meant to be used outside, that should help the most
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>>55381990
>>55382011
Nightmare mode: buy the first thing you roll to.
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>>55381923
>what's bad about literal shilling

>>55381990
>Quadcopter
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_230472.html
>Metal star wars model
http://www.gearbest.com/block-toys/pp_321178.html

Either of these will provide hours of mild entertainment.
Other Chinese marketplaces are available.
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Mangosteen anon here, bought 4 bm-700's to use for videoconference.
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>>55381923
Do you use an ad blocker?
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>>55381970
fuck no

I want to be the shilling faggot to make back some of the money I've spent on this terrible new addiction.
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>>55381990
>>55382045
This.

If you're depressed and stay all day inside on 4chin you're not going to ever fix it.

Source: was/am depressed
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>>55382088
Well if you're lucky the Banggoods/Gearbests etc send out chink shit for review to some youtubers.
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>>55382095
I have a job, I go outside daily and I'm sure I was happier when I spent most of my time playing video games and browsing 4chan.
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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Handheld-bulletproof-shield-2-5mm-thick-steel-NIJIII-level-Sight-Glass-Hole-Explosion-proof-shield-anti/32510981499.html

Do I buy it lads?
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>>55382385
No. Its just a steel plate, go make one yourself for 20$
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My $0.09 Micro SD card reader arrived.
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chinkshit anon, add some CSS to that top frame man.
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i bought some 5 dollar no name mp3 player.its firmware is atrocious.its says "current firmware ld2088-std-1.1" google yields results so its probably shared by all china mp3 players is there a way to update it?
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>>55382545
Get a Ruizu you cheap fuck.
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>>55382420
did it give you cancer infused aids?
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>>55382571
nah he's vaping now
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>>55382566
i know you dumb bastard.i have one ,just wanted to change things.do you have an updated firmware for this ld2088-std-1.1?
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>>55378371
I wanna start buying a bunch of knives and blades for shits, what chink site is the most reliable? I know the shippings gonna be a month but theres a lot of places to buy, most reputable being?
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>>55382590
That's not a Ruizu.
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>>55382637
Probably the ones that accept paypal, also don't buy knives if you're in the UK
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>>55382642
youre really thick arent you?
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Has anyone tried one of these car cameras?
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Do you anons need to carry an mp3 player cause your shitty chink phones have bad battery life?
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>>55382420
>>55382571
It came pretty beat up. It works well.
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>>55382683
KYS, retard.
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>>55382717
le edgy 12 year old maymay :) noice ;)))))
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>bought something from chink a month ago
>canada post having strike now
>no mail will be delivered in the next few weeks

This is the time to get mad at the seller and tell them I haven received the item yet and they send me a new one right? It's scheduled to arrive on the 27th June.
Stupid ass entitled bottom of the food chain canucks are making me exploiting the chinks
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>>55382703
lol my chink phone gets better battery life than any previous smartphone i've had
i used to carry an mp3 player until i wrote an android app that does gapless playback
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>>55382729
>>>/lgbt/
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>>55378969
Do you (or anyone) know if the breadboards are ok? Will they set my house on fire?
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>>55382693
get a Yi DVR, the only good one.
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>>55382873
Assume everything from China will induce a housefire.

If its cheap, take a chance..When you get it home, run anything electrical off a separate, fused circuit..
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I bought this dashcam and did a _review_ of it

http://www.gearbest.com/car-dvr/pp_281602.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2dBbjK65zs

It's a piece of shit.
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>>55382934
Thanks for the review...it kinda got a little dark.

You ok, anon?
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>>55382416
Yeah OK, let me surface harden the steel so it can stop rifle bullets, that's something I can totally do by myself.
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>>55382703
mp3 players are much smaller than phones. Some people prefer to carry around a small device when doing exercise.

And yeah, the battery life is also much better.
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>>55382934

>Cry for help

That dopamine hit from cheap consumerism not packing the same punch anymore?
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>>55383132
Definitely not.

I have everything I want to own at this point and I'm buying /csg/ to keep consuming without really investing more into it. I'm 30 years old, have had sex with 10 people. I broke my hands losing my virginity at 25 to a 16 year old. I have a lot of reasons to kill myself really, but daily /csg/ keeps me at bay.
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>>55383160
> I broke my hands losing my virginity at 25 to a 16 year old
Greentext that shit senpai
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>>55382934
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>>55382966
>You ok, anon?
Always gets me
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>>55382873
Don't listen to the >>55382917 retard.
As long as we're talking about breadboards, ICs, LEDs, components, microcontrollers, etc. -- there's literally nothing that can go wrong with them.
If you decide to venture into more complex stuff like PSUs, soldering stations, etc., then it gets scarier since they have much more potential points of failure. That's where additional QC might save your house.
But if you think a 10$ IC from Adafruit is any different to those 5 I'll get for 3.74$, then you need to rethink your worldview on China.
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>>55383176
>some girl keeps getting her youtube videos posted on /a/
>find them funny, add her to skype
>she ends up flirting with me
>her nudes are posted all over 4chan and her internet reputation is sort of destroyed, try to help her out
>suddenly sleeping on skype together for half a year and buying her shit like a retard
>summer comes around, she keeps crying every night because she's lonely
>tell her one day "want me to visit? I can come whenever"
>"yes!"
>keep asking her things like "can we kiss? can we cuddle? can I brush your teeth?"
>get a simple "Yes" to everything I say no matter how bizarre
>drive 18 hours via sportbike, crash 20min away from her place from dehydration/exhaustion
>go to hospital, get billed $6000 for popsicle sticks
>motorcycle purchased with 1000 bitcoins @ $5 gets totalled
>get 1 hour of time in a hotel room with her where she introduces herself as chris hansen from dateline nbc as a joke then hugs me and falls onto the bed with me
>get first kiss, handhold, hug
>go again later by bus to visit 4 days
>fool around with her, virginity promised to another guy but she gets ontop and impales herself randomly
>have sex with her maybe 10 times, never cum and get blueballed because she has no stamina and finishes in 5 minutes
>get arrested the last day, get let go because she's within age of consent and I wasn't kidnapping
>on the bus home she's in the hospital getting her stomach pumped with charcoal because she downed the medicine cabinet

>whole time she says she didn't care about me and just wanted to lose her virginity, because she was the "only virgin left at her school"
>people proceed to give her hundreds of dollars on patreon for doing nothing
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>>55383262
who
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>>55383262
The fact she asked tp brush your teeth should've been a huge red flag. Never stick it in crazy
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>>55383316
No. I asked to brush her teeth. It's an /a/ meme.

When we were in the bathroom she held up her toothbrush and asked if I wanted to do it. I didn't actually want to. I probably should have brushed that naked 16yo's teeth from behind.
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>>55383242
Hey fuckface. Don't assume that anons come here for actual electrical safety advice. Caveat emptor. Everyone's tolerance for risk is different.

Go back to shilling for Chairman Mao.
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>>55383262
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>>55383262
F A K E
A
K
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>>55383394
I have both pictures and videos of me with her. Not fake. She also has an encyclopedia dramatica article. Can you guess?

Not that it's very exciting. I still haven't ever had a girlfriend. Ever.
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>>55381069
I have the Mayflash Wii U Pro Controller adapter off Ali. Pretty good.
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http://www.gearbest.com/home-decors/pp_197980.html

neat
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>>55383416
you write this bull shit false gay stories that nobody cares about and you keep going

get a life dude....LOSER
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>>55383465
>someone makes a video of suicidal ranting about his shit life
>you are supriced he is a loser
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>>55382934
Glad you can find some solace in csg
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>>55383390
I was asked a question, I answered it. You've got a problem?

>Go back to shilling for Chairman Mao.
literally what
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>>55383549
He thinks you're Awful Reviews anon.
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>>55383416
>I have both pictures and videos of me with her. Not fake. She also has an encyclopedia dramatica article

Drop them faggot
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>>55383614
Let's not make things worse for suicidal anon, cheer him up with chink shit instead
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>>55383636
does gearbest sell helium tanks and face masks for gas

can we get this dude a big bundle of rope from aliexpress
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>>55380159
>0.99 mousepad
WHERE
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>>55383549
I am merely replying to your response offering, from your perspective, sage advice on the subject of small electronics parts projects that originate from China.

You took it upon yourself to imply that my response was somehow false.

I, in turn, refuted your claim and made a counter claim that people used your face as a cum rag.
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>>55383681
no u
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Ordered 2 Razer DeathAdders, a 1m 3.5mm cable for plugging my iPod to my car and few mousepads.

DeathAdders were for $25 each, and feedbacks suggest they were genuine. Hope i won't get chinked
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>>55383728

Thanks, summerfriend
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>>55383681
Did you hear yourself?
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Lol the scales on the fake spydercos look like shit.
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>>55383770

As much as I would love to stay and debate the merits of your cuckdom, it is still Saturday night. I have to leave to go an interact with some women.

Enjoy your faggotry.
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>>55383816
While the fedora lifestyle meme is pretty stale at this point, I gotta give it to ya, your posts were still pretty funny.
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>>55383672
see http://imgur.com/gallery/3Gyk9 for instructions (the coupon codes in the post have expired, but check the comments for working codes)

a couple anons have posted results already, so it seems legit - if not, i'm only out $1
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>>55383816
Go away pissphone
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>>55383816
Hope you get to have sex with your 11th girl tonight, champ.
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My supermicro x8dtt-f board ordered from ebay appears to be dead. Even repined a psu for it q_q. Do not buy.
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>>55382654
Why not? Even if they're technically legal?
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Any good experiences with this mic?
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>>55384291
They are legal, you just can't legally carry them around. No one can stop you owning a machete or a sword or whatever for your own private collection. If police search you and find a machete that's different.
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>>55378422
I want this one I found on Ali but it's too expensive (like $50)

It's even Xiaomi

Also, you don't need to carry all your chink shit around with you. Travel light, s e n p a i
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>>55384348
You'll need phantom power.
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what are the chances of a chinkphone exploding and burning my house down while its charging while in asleep?
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>>55384419
:)
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>>55384348
Let me save you the agony: condenser mics don't work without significant electricity much like an electric guitar needs an amp. People will try to shill you usb sound cards but they work by boosting the volume of your voice, not truly making it louder with better recording power. Basically you need a chink phantom power supply or audio interface to get the best out of it.

If you need a mic for gaming or Skype just get a lapel (lavalier) mic, they're a dollar on Gearbest and get the job done.
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Does the female like chink shit? My sister has a birthday coming up next month and I think I'm gonna get some cheap chinese goods.

Any suggestions? Already have a pusheen in the cart. Also I'd rather not give her cancer.
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>>55384402
>>55384463
Are there an phantom power supplies that are on GearBest? Can't find any, might have to buy from Amazon.
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>>55384492
someme
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>>55384492
There's phantom power supplies on Ali and eBay, search "phantom power 48v" and they'll pop up. The best budget supply on Amazon is a Behringer phantom power, very inexpensive and compact for what it is.
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>>55384491
Search AliExpress on youtube, 99% of Ali customers are female.
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>>55384491
Piston Hybrids.

Nice metallic build and enhanced bass.
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>>55384357
Oh yeah i totally get that, they'll just be for my personal collection and what not, thanks anon
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>>55384559
Piston Capsules might be more to female taste in looks.
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best chink items for reselling?
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>>55384491
get her a vibrator.
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>>55384630
refurb phones from ali
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>>55384630
I have a friend who runs a gas station in the country. He buys cheap shitty folding knives for like a dollar each and sells them out of a big plastic jug for $5 apiece. Same with Creelights.
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If you're bored and lonely browsing /csg/ on Saturday night, get your ear holes around the /csg/ podcast:
http://www.soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio/episode-two
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>>55384630
depends where you want to resell them.

The best things to resell are things that you can buy for less than 5$ and sell for 20$ or more.

The margin of profit just isn't worth it for expensive stuff.
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>>55384656
you mean selling them as new.nah mate that's illegal here .

other items?
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>>55384630
Kodi TV boxes/Orange Pis if you're willing to put on some popular add ons for live TV and film streams

Smart watches sell well for whatever reason and are cheap.

As others have said, knives, flashlights, watches, nerd stuff all sell well. Look for Revoltech/Figma/Nendoroid on Ali, those fakes go for a lot if you sell them locally. Most normie nerds can't tell the difference between a legit Nendo and a chink one.
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>>55384678
>>55384682
>>55384729


i was thinking cables,"apple" earbuds,and maybe some gaming accessories.

i've only had this store for like a couple of weeks(3 items sold),so i dont want to end up sitting on 100$ worth of junk.

what do you think?
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So whats the average wait time for shipping?

2-3 weeks? a month?
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>>55384771
Sounds very pajeet corner shop desu, though cables are very cheap on Ali and GB.
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>>55384771
My experience with my roommate who is a fucking normie has told me that normies will overpay like fuck for flashlights. He recently bought an Enabled EN-50 which is like $20-$25 and it's as good as $8 flashlights that I've seen. Normies don't know shit about flashlights. You could probably take those $3 Ultrafires that are popular in these threads and sell them for 10bux or more.
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>>55384787
im not in it for the money,just interested and nothing to do.

>>55384806
>>55384729
flashlights?what do normies use them for.
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Chink Factory hiring internationals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWh4XxE4WD0
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>>55384881
how did you find this anon 750 views
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>>55384881
That jaw
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>>55384463
This is sound advice. I just got the 0.98$ GB lav mic and it is comparable to my Sony ECM-CS3 that cost 15x more. I posted a vocaroo comparison up of it a few days ago. Don't get a condensor mic without a DI box because you'll have to ramp the gain up into shitsux territory.
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>>55384937
dont be insecure about yours anon desu~~
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>>55384838
Probably the same thing everyone uses flashlights for, normies are just less informed and more likely to be taken in by slick marketing and gimmicks.
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Are the fake spydercos a better value than just buying cheaper knives from the US?

I was also wondering if anyone has this keyboard:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/RK61-mini-portable-mechanical-keyboard-wireless-bluetooth-kailh-mx-blue-switch-gaming-keyboard-multi-color-LED/32461550109.html

>>55384838
>flashlights?what do normies use them for.
probably for seeing in the dark
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Of all the coupons Gearbest has, the only one that works is from pandacheck:

PandaGB

(works on items that are on sale, too)
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>>55382693
I used an sjcam m10 as a daily dash cam and for track use. Served both uses well. Most of the sjcams have car mode so they'll shut off when you turn ignition off.

I'd get a yi "car edition" for a daily cam now tho
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>>55385025
i assumed they lived in the first world where electricity and light bulbs are readily available.
sorry my bad.
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>>55385061
I've got an M10+ 2K Wifi and I love it. Really nice little camera. I got it off Amazon Warehouse though for 80$ with all its accessories and shit.
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ARe he chink ssd(s) worth it?
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>>55384920
Browsing though the videos looking at the Chink factory tours.
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>>55384951
link to said mic

saw it an infographic a few days ago for it afaik
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>>55385172I http://gearbest.com/other-musical-instruments/pp_355850.html
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Guys, how do I use my GoodBoy points on GearBest? I can't find any option to use them.
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>>55382011
hmmm
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>>55385311
Go through to the final stage of checkout, at the bottom there's an option to add gb points.

It won't show up if you're using a coupon already. Good boy points or coupon, they don't let you use both.
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>>55385241
This is actually the one I have:
http://www.gearbest.com/musical-instruments/pp_273645.html

Not sure of the differences between them.
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>>55385433
>>55385241
Thanks anon, if anyone has a link to a better mod mic I'd appreciate it
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>>55385508
i heard the Neewer Lav mics are better.
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>>55385328
Thanks
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>>55380793
they make a dual os version? Is the hardware any different than the windows version? I know you can flash the windows version to miui (and probably vice versa if you can deal with only 16gb of storage) but I didn't know about dual boot.

Anyway, I know the windows version got delayed by a few months so maybe it's not even out yet.
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>>55385508
Here's the sound sample I did with it:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S4RPFF8Ias

Recorded into a Zoom H1
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>>55385675
The chinkshit mic sounds almost the same, except a few "shh"s at the end of your plosives. Or maybe I'm imagining things.
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>>55385716
Right, that's why I did the comparison. It's about as good as the Sony which while not being expensive was 15x the price. It's a little less bassy but that can help you sound clearer depending on your voice.
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