Which programming language should a NEET dropout learn?
BASIC & HTML. It's all the rage these days.
>>55378043
python
you will thank me later
>>55378043
There's no reason to learn any programming languages. Nobody will ever hire you, and it's impossible for one person to make a useful application.
If you really want to learn a language, learn something that will give you bragging rights on /g/, such as Befunge. The more obscure and useless the language, the better. Remember, you only really need to learn how to do FizzBuzz.
>>55378252
>and it's impossible for one person to make a useful application
lmao are you serious??
>>55378280
>implying 4chan is useful
>>55378252
OP should rather study C & Haskell. He could then go onto /dpt/ and /wdg/ and claim that all other languages are inferior..
>>55378280
get out, newfag
whichever one you feel comfortable with.
In my opinion, scripting languages are nice to begin with.
>>55378043
How does this story continue? Source?
>>55378280
Sorry dude it's not the 1980s anymore.
>>55378280
Please don't reply to bait, or at least sage while doing so.
>>55378043
If you ask honestly - JS and straight to React JS.
>>55378350
>get asslaughtered
>call it bait since you can't form a counterargument
Keep at it, anon! Once you learn 10 more programming languages I'm sure the tech companies will accept you!
There is no single, magical programming language you "should" learn alone. Every language is situational in terms of what the project calls for.
What you "should" learn is how programming languages (in general) work.
Pic related. Now do this or kill yourself.
>>55378377
Are you saying my current job is fake?
I'm calling it bait because it's bait. What are you doing on /g/ if you think programming is dead or don't know any language? Consumerism threads? Latest new nvidia gpu hype?
>>55378385
No. You ignore the whole situation in favour of pragmatical approach.
He is a neet. That makes the choosing actually valid.
> pick js
> don't stare to death
> pick golang
> starve to death
>>55378353
This.
Start with HTML. It's only a markup language but if you're an absolute pleb, you'll see the rewards pretty quick.
HTML, CSS, JS then either Python/C++ or pick some meme framework like React or AngularJS and continue on with webdev.
The best advice is start with something easy then it all depends on what you actually want to build.
>>55378388
Programming jobs absolutely exist, for well-connected people in a few major cities. Nobody is disputing that. What I'm disputing is the notion that OP will somehow be materially better off if he learns any programming language.
>>55378252
>it's impossible for one person to make a useful application
bzzt, wrong, i'm singlehandedly creating a product management and sales system at work
>>55378478
There's plenty of small businesses that are looking for people to maintain a website for them. Basic css/js + wordpress knowledge can earn you a somewhat regular salary if you know what you are doing.
Of course, I didn't say he could get into the latest cool startup or even do entry-level enterprise shit, but it IS possible to get a job with webdev.
A NEET can easily survive on HTML CSS and JS alone doing freelance. On the other hand many businesses will hire pajeets and people without degrees for grunt job if you can fizzbuzz on Java and/or any C
>>55378043
if you like making pretty UIs, start with javascript and build your knowledge around node.js and webdev
if you like building backend stuff, learn java or go or ruby
if you like building low-level systems, learn rust or c or c++
>>55378528
>HTML
>CSS
>programming languages
/g/
>>55378325
>>55378404
I'm trying to teach this NEET faggot some self-reliance and flexibility in adopting any language.
>>55379078
XML
>>55379282
>page 22
sauce
BBC Basic
>>55380162
>>55378325
he wakes up in a teenage girl's body but the twist is that the original MC was actually just an schizophrenic persona created by the teenage girl all along.
>>55380620
What the fuck...
>>55380620
>he wakes up in a teenage girl's body but the twist is that the original MC was actually just an schizophrenic persona created by the teenage girl all along
New fetish unlocked!
>>55378043
any form of C
>>55380248
Wanted to pick it up again the other day and had already forgot all of the story.
>>55380162
>>55378325
all you need to know
>>55378043
Python for the job you can get tomorrow
C for the job you can get a month from now
C++ for the job you can get in three months
Rust or Go for the job you can get in a year
>>55378043
Learn to use Game Maker.
Make a hipster 8 bit game with 10 hours of playtime but hinted ships between furries all over
Sell it $10 a pop.
Make mad money
Get hired as a "game developer" thanks to your mad street cred
>>55383076
Fuck off /v/irgin
>>55383118
are u le mad????
>>55383076
Actually...
Toby Fox is a talented musician and a well-connected competent marketer who fired on all cylinders and did everything right for launching his game. He pretty much pulled off a miracle to succeed where thousands fail.
>>55383148
I'm not being serious. I like Undertale but I think it has some serious quality problems that could have been easily addressed.
