ITT: Use less than 25 words to tell me about your killer app idea.
>>55248868
Remove kebab.
Doesn't work.
Weather app
accelerometer-based virtual razor blade that fills the screen with blood when you move your phone across your wrist
Uber, but for contract killing.
>>55248868
Like Rumblr, but for dating.
CryptoLocker 2016 Pro Edition
>>55248868
Kickstarter, but for porn. Users submit or vote on specific ideas for videos/shows, and the best ones get crowdfunded to be made by other users/producers.
>>55248868
>sharing my billions worth ideas with op. Ill show you after I learn cpython
>>55249510
>27 words
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>>55248868
Bot that automatically spams popular social media and vietnamese cartoon boards and asks user for killer app ideas.
>>55248868
An app that scans for these threads and sends a patent application for each post. That way you don't have to do it manually each time. I bet it will eventually save OP years of his time.
>>55248868
An app that immediately reports this thread and bans the user from programing in any single country so that we don't have to deal with this shit.
A cellular automata-like multiplayer game played on a 10000000000 x 10000000000 pixel grid.
>>55249510
I'd fund this
>>55249510
so, what's your weird niche fetish?
Fake messaging app with hidden camera.
uber for rickshaws
>>55249702
Uber for getaway cars
Grindr, for pets.
>post image of dog
>people come round to fuck it.
Grinder for cucks
Faggot detector for OPs
I can tell you right now and you will be very surprised that my idea is very good and it will blow you completely away.
Uber for grindr
>>55248868
grindr, except for Animes
>>55248868
a website/app that indixes all games and their capabilities and tells you what games you should play. co-optimus a shit.
>>55248868
That color looks god awful
>>55248868
A purely vocal interface to cleverbot, accessed through an old phone handset.
>>55250131
Pls make this
>>55249875
This is actually pretty good idea
Every dog "heat" season I have to set up a dog date for our family dog, it would be pretty convenient if I could have a website or application for it
VIRTUAL
REALITY
WAIFU
SIMULATOR
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>>55248868
An app that searches for the word "app" and replaces it with the proper term.
>>55248868
That's an american sized controller action right there
>>55248882
Best idea ever.
>>55250131 >>55250462
Yes please.
Giant dragon dildos
Bar tabs linked to your bank account.
>>55250455
anon, i...
>>55248868
MUNCHIES
An app that locates the nearest, open fast food resurant and sets your Google Map route to it automatically. In one button press.
Clover fork with watch list synchronisation with all browsers, and notifications when mentioned in a watched thread and when your thread hits auto-sage.
Auto-Cuck
Create a profile on your wife, post a picture, then black users in the area can browse and accept for a "visit." With auto-scheduling functionality.
>>55252266
medium-kek
and a triple double
>>55248868
FOSS dragon dildos.
>>55248868
A decently running Minesweeper for phones.
>>55250470
Nice meme
>>55248868
Tinder but in reverse: you match based on interests/personality profile, and THEN it shows you pictures of the person; if you accept after that you can message
github but anonymous
but no one would use it. people want streaks
Tells you why the flags are half mast
>>55252876
So it will be like every dating site out there?
>>55250122
underrated, except should have been "can't"
Dieting app that plans your meals.
Uses estimated calorie plan to suggest foods.
Revenue come from selling suggestions.
>>55248868
An app that makes the OP stop sucking cocks.
A man can only dream.
Fartbook. It's like facebook - but for farts.
>>55252942
It's not a site, it's an app
And it has the tinder matching thing but with words and tags instead of pictures
>>55253162
So... it's like every dating site that has an app? Fill in a profile, get suggested X people a day and mark them as a yes or a no.
>>55253117
Dirty fuckin dangles, boys
>>55248868
TITS!
an app that simulates a girlfriend
>>55253361
Kickstarter where? Just make sure to add VR support.
An app that let's muslims connect from around the world, Quarnbook.
Find hot local anime dickgirls who want to receive the dick, locally and without any strings attached
Virtual Reality Hentai
>>55249702
Already exists
netflix, but for porn. also with chromecast support.
>>55253738
something like videobox?
>>55249510
You should make a kickstarter
>>55252445
how does this not exist
What are (((you))) gonna do with these ideas goy?
>>55249626
Sounds pretty cool m8
would attempt to make such thing but sadly I cannot into parallel stuff at all
A app that lets you control or turn your wifi off
A social network but for people who hate things.
Instead of a like button there's an unlike button, and things with least unlikes are the best.
Instead of views you have unviews, it counts backwards based on the human population on the planet, with some normalization over multiple views from a user who cannot be identified.
Instead of followers you have haters, everyone but the haters get your posts.
>>55248868
Decentralized computation.
Waifu simulator with vr support
A 4chan based forum but with structured posts, like a tree. A "branch" starts without any replies and if someone reply to it, the branch grows and so and on.
>>55254082
KEK, would install
An app that allows you to instantly and painlessly kill yourself.
>>55254203
>Plebbit
>>55254286
4chan is less moderated
Honestly I don't know what was I thinking.
Probably like that site but without all that bull shit bloat
Pizza 16GiB RAM meme posting Maki because Maki is technology Windows 10 botnet Android iOS AMD Nvidia video games are technology ThinkPads Linux Reddit shitposting
>>55252886
You mean literally every other git repository hosting website/platform. You're an idiot. You most likely think that git is github.
>>55254275
I would donate.
>>55254275
i present you with this
>>55254375
As far as I know they all save the user.name and user.email of the commit. Unless you make up a new name and email each commit anyone can see all your commits in public repositories.
Anyway I looked around and such a thing (Gitmask) already exists.
>>55254461
>let's ignore those two huge suspicious holes, suspicious projections
>>55248868
Face recognition porn search.
Take your currently stalking facebook image, search and fap away.
>>55249510
I LIKE IT! I LIKE YOU!
>>55248868
tinder for prostitutes
>>55249612
*An app that bans stupid NEET tripfags who try so hard to be noticed
>>55249626
why not build it?
>>55254203
4chan threads are pretty much graphs, I tried making a different view for 4chan once, got the data structures and everything right, but couldn't ge the css to work correctly :/
>>55249626
Fucking gliders everywhere
>>55254990
What a shame
>>55250455
no... you don't unders-
>>55250455
>this guy
>>55248868
It does nothing, successfully.
>>55252886
... GitLab
>>55249510
Already exists: Gogofantasy.
>>55254203
Already exists: threading. Examples: Slashdot. Reddit.
>>55254275
Already exists: The Thanatron, invented by the late Dr. Kevorkian.
>>55248868
Literally the singularity.
A collective centaur (look it up pleb) super-intelligence built using a singleton generalized asynchronous organically structured infinite dimensional recursive vector distribution graph.
dickpic rate app. like facemash just for dicks.
Gives you 25 ideas for killer apps a day, first week free then 9.99/month
>>55254313
You are looking for voat.io
>>55253795
I have no idea. I want it so badly but nope. Can't find it.
>Every app you could possibly think of already exists
why did i even learn mobile dev languages
>>55256979
what are your best times in intermediate and advanced modes?
>>55257075
Intermediate I think 3 minutes(I think). Advanced can't remember. Haven't played it since I left home for studies and I don't use Windows 7 on my laptop anymore.
Played it for a while on my friends pc on beginner. Got 29 seconds on 2nd try.
>>55257039
How do you know what you don't know m8. Keep thinking. It'll come to you. Also you can do
>>55252445
For me if you want.
>>55254203
https://i1.someimage.com/KJPLJKd.png
>>55250110
Why would you need that?
>>55257094
well not bad for a starter
my best time in intermediate is 61 seconds, in advanced mode 257 sec. and in the beginner mode just 4 seconds :D
>>55253323
Nice try, but this is how you get dubs.
Emacs (vim would work too) compiled to asm.js, with option to load your config files from github or something.
>>55254082
Fucking brilliant!
>>55254203
You forgot about an option to vote if posts are good or not, and hiding ones that get downvoted.
>>55254082
Kek noice
>>55254082
i can develop that if the plebs here want it
>>55248868
Use the PKE embedded in modern social ID cards to provide verifiable, transparent but anonymous vote records to prevent falsification of poll results.
>nerdtree
lol
>>55257306
yeah develop it you fucking bitch nerd
>>55257306
would love to see that
>>55257144
See that's the reason I want it on my phone to get that good. Fuck... You are fast.
>can i pls steal your idea? :DDDD
How about you go fuck yourself?
Put Smarties tubes on cats legs; make them walk like a robot.
digital GF AI
Something that would bring real happiness to my life
It's not an app, but a real life version of Minecraft, with blocks that can stick together in some way.
>>55257957
>>55257957
>playing anything else than advanced
plebs
>>55258497
real life minesweeper seems more fun
>>55249656
Same thing I thought. Clearly that anon is very depraved and he struggles to find enough of his fetishist porn. I know because I'm the same :'(
>>55248868
Woodworking/carpentry/metalworking app that would allow people to measure, cut, build, etc. and create instructions/tool list to share with others that have the app.
>>55248868
tinder for furries
>>55248868
my true *killer* app is a neutrino bomb.
>>55258709
That's 26 words you cunt
>>55258618
Can't read shit m8. Sorry. No brag when the other person can't understand it.
feel generator
>>55259024
lel you lazy fuck, just open the game on your own machine and compare lines, it's just dumb line translation
>>55259061
Why would I do something to get bullied. That's like "Look up my insults im the dictionary before you feel bullied"
>>55249120
This. You'll save lives.
Only on windows phone though :')
>>55259087
>get bullied
what? why? I posted those numbers as inspiration for you to get better
>>55259195
Still the same stance. No need for it unless it is in english. Also I said in
>>55257094
That I don't have the game now. Sooo I can't know how good you are
>>55252445
>>55253795
>>55256979
Minesweeper just doesn't really fit well to touch screens, the boxes would be too small on any decent difficulty level and zooming just feels awkward.
I should make one with controls more like a trackpad. It'd probably confuse everybody because I never bother to make tutorials but w/e
>>55254667
good thinking, this needs to be a thing
would donate
>>55252445
Simon Tatham's Puzzles
>>55248868
>hardcoded strings
kys
Get ready for this...
>It's not an app
>>55248868
>nerdtree
anon...
Scissr: like Grindr/Tinder for lesbians
Teendr: like Tinder where you bang teens
Tweendr: see above
Toddlr: like Uber for babysitters. Or good ol loligagging.
>>55261983
Thanks m8. Works great.
>>55262406
Petminder. Like Grinder for pets. With livestreaming.
"Learn how the sausage is made"
>>55248868
it's more than just an app really, what I want to do is combine pov porn and hololens + sex toys/dolls
>>55249365
Underrated
Terminal client for imageboards with a 4chan-compatible API.
I'm making it myself, so it's a secret.
>>55248868
Use neural networks to identify cancer in pictures. Not cancer like on x-rays, but cancer as in Maki and Pepe.
>>55248868
I need only three words.
online. purchase. hitman
>>55258638
me too, that's why i instantly thought the same thing lmfao
A text editor where all higher level functions are defined in a lisp-based scripting language, unlike vim where everything is written in C
>>55254203
But replies don't form a tree. They form a DAG.
You could make a script free pizza ordering website. You can charge a small fee to us autists to take the non-free weight off our shoulders. You could probably make a couple of bucks from us /g/entooman and freetards afraid of the botnet. That's all considering that you would take the risk of using non-free websites yourself ofcourse
Pieces move up the board by number on rolled dice, turn based, land on snake go down row, ladder up. Person at end first wins.
>>55248868
Automatically installs Gentoo.
>>55265597
Hey, that's pretty good!
>>55266250
That kills the fun
>>55254946
I can't really come up with real gameplay elements and optimizing it would be a bitch.
