Sh-should we be scared too?
no, you're not important enough
>zuck
Literally one of the shittiest nicks anyone could use
>>55196323
I'd kill for a 4 letter username like that, desu.
I'm still fucking pissed that my 3 letter first name can't be used as my uni email cause some other fag already took it.
He also has Chrome in the dock, so he's obviously not doing that great of a job.
What a damn hypocrite
Thunderbird was discontinued
Wasn't his shit leaked recently and his password was something stupid and simple?
>>55196376
Not his fault other people are retarded.
>>55196269
if you're in a corporate environment and your IT Department hasn't disabled all microphones, cameras, and usb ports then they're amateurs.
>>55196344
There's more than one kid named Jew at your uni?
>>55196269
Like I care what zuck the cuck thinks.
>>55196323
Zuck the cuck. It's like he wanted that to be his nickname.
>>55196269
I don't even know this guy and I hate him with the heat of a thousand suns.
>>55196269
>Apple
>Chrome
>>55196422
dadada
>>55196344
Too bad bob, I've got a 4 letter one that no one else uses. Or maybe someone use it, but it must be written in Cyrillic.
Cyшкa
> implying tape over a microphone will make any meaningful difference in keeping an attacker from listening to you
>>55196269
I have a hard time believing someone is getting paid to watch me masturbate 2-5 times a day
>>55196430
good lucking having a video conference bud
>>55196344
>>55196540
Oh yeah? Well my name is two invisible Unicode characters.
>>55196417
Wrong
>>55196269
>7 dock icons
>still puts it on the bottom
what a cuck
>>55196430
>usb ports
yes, because we have an abundance of PS/2 input devices
dipshit
Whats so good about macbook? Why every major firms use it?
JUST
>>55196269
Where the fuck is thunderbird? I only see a Cisco VPN client icon
>ZuckerbergBrowses/g/.png
>>55196269
the post on hacker news was about how he covers his webcam and audio-in with tape you dolt
>>55196628
>tape over a microphone
It's not even over the microphone, it's over the 1/8" jack on the side. What is that going to prevent?
>>55196470
It's more like mentally healthy people don't have cucking on their mind 24/7 like you clearly do
>>55196874
THE NOSE KNOWS SENPAI
>>55196630
Maybe you're doing such a great job at it that they're willing to do it for free.
>>55196874
WILD
>>55196430
I wish my employer would ban all USB drives and MS Office attachments, but taping over a camera lens remains an effective countermeasure ;)
>>55196628
I tape the microphone (if present) because a piece of thick electrical tape placed firmly over a shitty built-in monitor mike will indeed muffle or block most sounds. It's not like trying to tape over the grille of a high-end studio mike
>>55196927
dual mics on newest model
>>55196269
this guys is seriously ugly
>>55197002
Yup, could be brothers
>>55197002
what the fuck? no he isn't
>>55197023
Get back to facebook, zuck.
>>55196307
this
>>55196999
>>55196954
it's a 15" macbook pro, not a macbook air: note the speakers on either side of the keyboard and no taper on the sides
>>55196999
>dual mic
still sounds like a retarded but pretencious argument to sell a barely updated version of a 2013 macbook
I hate Apple forever, fuck steve jobs
>>55197046
Still has dual mics in same spot
>>55197084
>didn't bother to correct the bottom
Way to go, lazy
>>55197069
That's the 13" rMBP, the 15" has the mic under the speaker grill
>>55197135
This makes my irrational rage for apple products flare up
>>55196927
ASSIMILATION
>>55196269
>tape
>on microphone jack
>but not on microphone
Typical appletard desu senpai.
>>55197103
well he is a reposter. what would you expect from le reddit?
>>55196430
>Implying IT has any power over C level executives
>>55196269
>only autist tape their camera and microphone!
TOP FUCKING KEK
He has a chink shit plushie on his desk.
>>55196269
Yeah, because malware exists and no, you are not so good at your computer that you'll literally never get it. (The NSA isn't watching you jerk off, though.)
>>55196307
>>55197043
I would pay the couple bucks it takes to analyze all data you feed the botnet and predict and exploit your behavior.
>the dumbfucks are defending datamining
>>55196694
Heilig sheiße
>>55196269
>Sh-should we be scared too?
Don't think you quite realize the intensity of the spying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRWyGKBVzo
Give this a watch
>>55197381
Holy shit he does
>>55197381
Sharp eyes
>having mics or cameras in your computers to begin with
>>55197424
>vice
>>55197480
remember when they didn't come built in?
>>55197497
address the content
>>55197525
Real computers still don't
>>55196344
Just use cuck
>>55196344
>mfw edu
>mfw can't use [email protected]
>>55197381
Where do I get one of these?
>>55197626
found this:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-original-xiaomi-25cm-Mi-rabbit-toy-classical-version-MiTu-rabbits/1935967781.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10037_10017_10032_10040,searchweb201603_11&btsid=507a9a61-6637-48b4-b82d-4108d2653f55
>>55197648
thanks based anon
>>55197381
>yfw the chink shit Xiaomi plushie has a mic, camera and wifi so that it can connect to the corporate network for industrial espionage
>>55197084
You need to add "that" hair and red eyes.
>>55197381
>>55197443
>>55197473
>>55197703
>ceo of parent company
>has desk mingled in with his lesser paid minions
I highly doubt it's his desk, if it's at instagram HQ then it's not in Palo Alto. It's probably one of said lesser paid minion's desk.
>>55196437
Kek
>>55197531
I'll give it I try because I tend to trust on anons. Worst thing can happen is a prolapsed anus popping into my face
>>55197381
>>55197849
But Gavin left Vice :^)
>>55196269
That might not be his desk
dadada
>mic taped
no it's not, that's a macbook pro and he taped the headphone jack.
>>55197703
topkek
>>55198370
Pshh, it's just the... ah, circuit breaker! No need for alarm, sheesh! >_>
>>55198370
what the fuck is this... .. .
>>55197543
okay build-a-bear, you can add that shit to your "rig" or basically any modern laptop has it automatically
>>55197717
dunno bout doin red eyes
>>55197381
Of course he does, it's his vision for all those goyim.
>>55199156
Hehe.
>not using hardened gentoo
>>55199156
you forgot the @zuck
otherwise 10/10 shoop, excellent job on the hair.
>>55196430
Sounds like you've never worked in a corporate environment and should probably kill yourself.
original quality for better zoom and enhance detective work
>>55199297
i-is that seethrough tape on the camera?
>>55196437
Top zozzle
Does that mean he can hear me laughing at the cuck memes of him?
>>55196679
There's conference rooms for that
>>55198629
it looks like a UK power extension lead... with some sort-of surveillance device hooked up inside.
The thing in the middle looks like it has a SIM card slot to allow it to remotely send all of the data it picks up back to the surveillant.
>>55199322
it looks white tinted, might be enough to ruin the vision on the camera
>>55197424
>was excited for my new phone
>now it's all ruined
y u do dis tbhfam
>>55196376
He isn't a hypocrite. He just makes money datamining. Doesn't mean he believes in it or wants it done to himself.
>>55199156
dont forget the comment
Most punchable kike face ever
>>55196269
>tape on mic jack
Why?
>>55199297
>>55196269
Why is his face so ugly
>>55198370
>>55198629
>>55199798
fuck
>>55196344
>tfw you manage to get [email protected]
>>55197062
it's not a reason to upgrade, you insufferable cuckhold. it's just an option for new apple customers, and part of a continuous, incremental upgrade strategy of their products. just because they put a new microphone in doesn't mean everyone has to rush out and buy it, most won't. and the some who do are retards.
>>55199297
all those open tabs and not one facebook tab.
Rule number 1 don't get high on your own supply.
>>55196376
What?
why does he need to tape his microphone port? wouldn't it be pretty obvious if someone plugged a microphone into it?
>>55196874
im guessing the webcam is covered, but what's the other circle supposed to be?
>>55201741
Headphone jack.
Not the microphone, not the microphone jack, but the headphone jack.
>>55201781
why tho
>>55201830
I aint gotta explain shit.
>>55196269
I pity the fool who hacks my cam and witnesses me masturbating one day
>w-what are those things on his nipples?
>is that a...
>oh my god what is he doing with the knife?
>no no no no no pls No
>>55201781
There are two mic holes on the left side of the MacBook Pro in the picture and the tape is covering both of them (like that actually helps).
>>55196954 has a picture showing this simple fact.
>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all
>>55196874
ZUCK
>>55202193
It has no taper, it's a Pro you mongoloid retard. That's not where the mic is on the Pro, and even if it was, there's two of them and that tape isn't anywhere near wide enough.
>>55197069
>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all
>>55201960
this guy gets it
>covering your webcam
>not forcing some underpaid NSA drone to watch through hundreds of hours of you masturbating if you ever get arrested
>>55199156
>>55196540
>Cyшкa
блять
>>55196540
Nah, way too common.
>>55196956
You'd be surprised...
Get out more.
>>55196269
A jew with 500,000,000 likes and access to your personal information? Hell yes!
>>55196694
Shut up .
>tape over camera
Just remove the fucking camera you lazy fuck.
>>55196323
He can unironically call himself cuc.k
It's an uber nick 2bh
>>55196269
y taping mic jack tho?
>>55196269
Why the jack as well, tho?
>>55196417
lolwat..still getting updates for it over here
>>55197381
a what?
>>55196376
why is this hypocritical? a person is entitled to do whatever they want to prevent data mining. Moreover, he might be blocking the camera and microphones because he doesn't trust other software on his computer. Maybe Facebook doesn't secretly tap into your laptop's camera and microphone (it certainly taps into smartphone cameras and microphones, but don't be a true nigger and conflate these things), but being somewhat savvy about aggressive data mining, he might know better than to trust other sites/software implicitly.
To be honest, if I was Zuck I would be paranoid about the NSA and Russian hackers too.
>>55196269
Why did he cover the mic jack? what does that even do? Its not like the jack itself can listen to you. The inbuilt mic however…
BTW, what does covering it with tape actually do? Mine are right next to the cam anyways, so I just used a larger tape, but I havent tested it. Cam works quite good, covered… (pic related)
>>55199322
If you completely block it, the laptop goes to sleep
>>55204129
macbooks use the fucking camera to determine if it's open and not the position of the hinge?
the fuck hahahahahahahahahah HAHAHAHAHA
>>55204148
>>55204129
>the camera is always on
ayylmao
>>55201407
For fuck sake, is there anything in my house that isn't bugged?
Gonna start talking in motherfucking code
>>55204129
[citation needed]
At least in some earlyer versions, there where magnets for that (how do they work… ???)
>>55204204
>"man, I really need to drop a bomb"
> 5 minutes later FBI is all around your house
>>55204129
this isn't true.
>>55204148
no. there's a magnetically activated sensor just below the speakers (i.e. opposite the speakers). if the lid is closed (or if you put something that attracts a magnet on the speakers) the computer goes to sleep.
There's an ambient light sensor adjacent to the webcam that adjusts automatic screen brightness when that's enabled, and mediates the keyboard light brightness (i think you can't force it to stay on, but I'm not sure), but it's distinct from the webcam.
brand zealots are the most kneejerk retards in the fucking universe.
>>55204349
>i.e. opposite the hinge
fixed. brain slipped
>>55197062
One of the mics could be for noise cancellation. It's the same reason why most cellphones now have multiple mics. Mine has three.
>>55196269
Does taping over the mic even makes a difference?
>>55196534
Obviously. Rich people don't have time to mess around with a shitty Thinkpad and some hipster fork of FF.
>>55204453
Opera is literally chrome with more customization and less botnet.
>>55204442
it *is* for noise cancellation, but do yourself a favor and don't try to engage with zealots. they can't reason about anything involving apple if there's a risk that they'd have to acknowledge a tiny little thing they did right.
it's not innovative engineering, it's just sensible re-appropriation. smartphones have had it for nearly a decade. I don't even know how long high end headsets have had it. but somehow it's pretentious and retarded when laptops implement it.
>>55204453
>Does taping over the mic even makes a difference?
Of course. Does it make enough difference? Probably not.
>>55204467
You mean the same botnet? All the stuff you can disable, you can disable in Chrome too.
Besides, it probably lacks the sync features, didn't use it after 12 ... that said, using anything but Safari on OSX is retarded.
>>55204505
It is pretentious and retarded because only massive faggots use the built in mic+camera on laptops.
They are utterly useless even at the best of times, all they do is add weight, cost and another thing to spy on you at the same time.
Anybody doing real video conferencing or a long term relationship will buy a proper, good quality external webcam and use that, with a couple of proper forward facing directional mics and a decent quality camera.
Why does he use Macshit? Doesn't he realize Arch is superior?
And here I thought Jews are smart.
>>55204541
Opera does have sync
OSX is shit
Safari is shit
That is all.
The microphone and webcam on my laptop were mounted on to one little circuit board, I have it totally removed and only use an external mic and webcam
>>55196430
If you're in a corporate environment, the IT department doesn't make any decisions.
They propose changes to the boss and explain why it would economically advantageous to implement them, and then the boss either says "yes do it" or "no, and if you do it anyway you get fired".
I can't honestly see why you think there are cameras and microphones to begin with.
>>55196269
>>55197381
ZUCK IS HERE SPREAD THE WORD
>>55202619
>>55205133
>>55205139
What's a SNS?
>>55196269
Never fuck with zuck the cuck or he will suck that luck and leave you stuck without a buck
>>55201869
The fuck is wrong with this kid?
>>55201869
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
Exorcism plz
>>55204555
>it's pretentious for your average consumer who may not have a mic handy to be able to talk to their grandchildren on 'the skype' without tons of background noise
Does your brain have a malfunction? LIke you seriously don't see use cases out of making built-in mics better at all because there are external options that are better? It must hurt being so fucking stupid
>>55205446
spergs have trouble relating to people and understanding that not everyone is like them
>>55196269
I'm actually scared for the future
>>55205829
>and instantly win the duel
>>55196269
I don't see any stuff covered in tape
Could someone point them to me?
>>55196874
I guess I should've just scroll down a bit more...
>>55205910
Look at where his webcam on his laptop (top centre) is and the microphone is next to his tab/caps lock key.
>>55196344
Better than mine.
>[email protected]
>>55196470
>Zuck the cuck
ZUCC
>>55196956
but all STEM nerds are subconsciously cucks
>>55196540
>Cyшкa
kek nigga, do u get bullied by other slavs?
>>55205139
Zuck is such a slimy motherfucker. He's worth several billion dollars but still picks up a trainwreck of a wife - that says a lot about his social skills and charm.
>>55205148
Social Networking Service.
>>55206172
maybe he genuinely loves her and sees women as being more than trophy wives
i know this is hard to understand for /g/ given you're probably a virgin faggot, but really now
>>55206229
I am 100% confident that she's the dominant one in their relationship and that Zuck is being royally cucked by her.
>>55205910
I think you forgot to open your eyes after you blinked.
>>55206238
>I am 100% confident that she's the dominant one
Based on what? A few articles you read about their public personas and your armchair internet psychology degree obtained from /pol/, /r9k/ and reddit?
Get real nigga, you don't know either of them, you've never met either of them and you will likely never run in the same circles that the megarich do, thus any of your characterizations of them are 100% bullshit conjecture based on your feefees and nothing more
>>55205229
Is a kid with legit autism
>>55196540
>Cyшкa
>4 letter
>>55206278
still better sources than you cited
>chrome in dock
Chrome confirmed not-botnet
what else does he have installed?
>>55196430
>worked at samsung
>they have all these dated Korean proprietary crude build security and mail systems
>their softwares doesn't work well in win7 let alone win8
>restrictive as fuck because USB requires executive approval
>document printing requires executive approval too
>everything gets stuck in a loop because of shitty approvals and authorizations
>i rigged a supposedly scrapped laptop with an unregistered IP
>does everything just like my home PC
Left that hell hole.
>>55196269
top zuck
>>55197570
taken
you could say i got cucked out of it
So what entity is actually conducting the surveillance via my webcam?
And what would they gain by watching a video of me sitting at my computer for eight hours?
>>55196437
>>55196269
>covers microphone with tape
That's just a normal protector for the webcam lenses from scratches and dust. It is taped in the factory where the laptop is assembled. Now go back to >>>/x/
wait i thought thunderbird was dead
Any of you who think there is something suspicious about this are all evil anti-semites and should be banned.
>>55204467
You mean MORE botnet?
It's owned by a Chinese malware firm, known for fake "You need to update Internet Explorer" banners.
>>55196323
Can't cuck the zuck!
Friendly reminder. All Facebook users are dumb fucks.
>zuck
he bought all the houses surrounding his just for privacy
>>55196269
Zuckerberg knows Facebook listens and watches everything you do, and needs to protect himself from his own creation.
Social media is becoming sentient.
An attacker can always listen to you through your regular speakers so covering just the mic is pointless.
>>55210498
this makes no sense. i know speakers and mics are the same thing, but this just doesn't seem to be something you just do, and if it is, then the user would notice when there is no sound comming out of them
>>55210498
that would require your speakers being wired to an audio input, which is vanishingly unlikely
>>55210545
>implying audio is always playing
Also assuming someone is smart enough to attack, and remotely record you through your webcam etc, then they would be smart enough to record you through any audio device.
In a hypothetical situation as what were discussing, it wouldn't be impossible to implement an audio driver that would pump audio out of a single speaker while recording on the other one aswell.
>>55210679
>macbook
>not built in speakers
>>55210731
The speakers are not wired to the input lines of the audio circuitry. It's not feasible in the slightest.
Isn't the camera connected through a wire that turns a led on? How does a hacker bypass the led?
Probably discussed a million times here on /g/, but humor me.
As if covering the mic does anything
>>55202452
>not changing the message at the bottom of the cutout to JFMSU
>>55196269
I fucking hate these reptilians.
cuckerberg
>>55210795
Source?
![STAC9200-pinout[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/95fz2Vk.jpg "STAC9200-pinout[1].jpg")
>>55211159
here's a pinout for a typical Intel HD audio chipset. The inputs and outputs are on separate lines. The speakers can't be switched from one to another.
>>55196269
God damn zuck the cuck looks like a zombie or alien wearing human skin
>>55205229
>>55201869
>>55206296
>>55205284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1QEIu6jgkk
>>55210448
no, he's just a guy who didn't become a global power player by letting guys abuse his webcam
this is a PR post and facebook has big money involved in making privacy look cool so people stay cool with facebook's terrible consumer privacy record
end-to-end encryption + user-chosen password cloud backups = the backdoor the FBI wants but doesn't necessarily realize yet
>>55213174
Typical apple user.
>>55210498
Someone has been watching too much Burn Notice.
>>55213174
That's not actual autism.
I've volunteered at a special needs school, autism is seriously debilitating. Autistic children are basically zombies.
This is 4chan 'autism' - i.e. a typical modern American nu-male kid. Unfit, bad eyesight, no manners, total disconnect between mind and body, total disconnect between self and world (thinks being a slave to a corporation and brand loyalty is what life is all about, has probably never even seen nature or touched soil, never done any physical work in his life), hyperactive because he's amped up on sugar and low-fat high-carb foods (so basically sugar) and headed for lifelong virginity or at the very least a cuck relationship.
>>55214282
>I've volunteered at a special needs school
Tell us stories
>>55214282
1/10 trolling.
That's like saying everyone who gets cancer has terminal cancer which spreads throughout your body.
Autism is a scale, some autists are complete fucking retards, others seem completely normal.
The ones who have to go to a "special needs" school, are ones who are on that retard side of the scale.
Most kids with autism go to NORMAL SCHOOLS. It's not like being blind or deaf, it's being socially retarded. If they're unlucky, they'll be victims of some serious bullying, but will generally come out with similar or higher grade scores than their peers, and many go on to live a mostly normal life after leaving high school.
>>55204555
>It is pretentious and retarded because only massive faggots use the built in mic+camera on laptops.
you sound like those faggots who convince themselves that their shitty snapshots merit professional photography gear, and then have the gall to condescend to people who just enjoy taking pictures with their smartphones.
get over yourself, you fucking autist.
>>55197043
>>55205829
Love it
kek, who would ever care about you neckbeards
Cuckerberg is worth billions and billions of dollars and he is more venerable than any normie.
>>55196344
You snooze you lose, Ian.
>>55214282
He literally has diagnosed autism.
>>55196437
>>55196417
Not receiving updates != discontinued
Thunderbird is pretty much perfect as it it, what else do you need?
>>55214282
ah, so you're a doctor now.
>>55196269
why wouldn't you cover your camera? it's literally a window into your room.
>>55196344
>having a 3-letter username at one of the top 3 universities in the world
feels gr8 man.
>>55196859
It's for people who don't like winblows but not autistic enough for Loonix
>>55218556
what's so great about Linux?
>>55218567
Apparently it's good for Servers, but mostly helps neckbeards feel special because they can install vlc through command line.
>>55205829
i like this a lot
>>55196269
>Sh-should we be scared too?
of course not, goy- friend!
>>55196437
KEK
>>55213174
>let's teach this autistic guy what consumerism and consumer fanatism means!
>>55205139
you don't know how easy is to get info on uni students. afaik, most unis have public records anyway
>>55218567
Read the sticky or >>>/g/sqt/
>>55210709
I think I'll listen to Internet radio at all times from now on.
>>55214282
I have autism and youre plain and simply retarded.
>>55207772
>That's just a normal protector for the webcam lenses from scratches and dust. It is taped in the factory where the laptop is assembled. Now go back to >>>/x/
Why did no one comment on this retard?
so here it goes:
a) if there is going to be some protective tape, its going to cover way more than just the cam in most laptops
b) and most certainly, in apple laptops. They would never ship something that looks that shitty.
>>55210498
>An attacker can always listen to you through your regular speakers so covering just the mic is pointless.
I know this isn't actually true since, as other Anons already pointed out, the speakers aren't actually wired to any input circuitry.
But it makes me wonder why not. It seems it would be a way to shave a few bucks of cheap laptops by not including a dedicated microphone and stuff. If a speaker can play audio reasonable well, it should have a similar frequency response for recording, no? What's the problem that causes no single manufacturer ever to do this?
>>55221752
You wouldn't be able to use them simultaneously, for a start.
>>55196344
How many Fag's are at your school?
>>55196269
I've always covered my camera and mic thing on my laptops since when i moved to them in 2007.
>>55222033
Is that even true? Sensing the back-EMF from a coil while using it is standard practice even in cheap things like brushless fans.
Someone please change zuck to cuck in this image
>>55222467
I guess you could invert what's been fed into the speaker versus what's coming back through it, but the audio quality would be poor, and really more bother than it's worth.
>>55222493
You didn't even read the thread
>>55196694
>what should we name him?
>oh, i know, how about ?
>i love it. , what a beautiful name.
>>55196956
Cuck detected
>>55219153
>I have a diseaso that doesn't exist. They invented it to descibe fruitcakes like me.
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>55214282
I work in a dildo factory and can say that you are a faggot
