>found a job a month ago
>within weeks i'm known as the tech wizard, everyone comes to me with their problems
>cute girl whom I really like one day brings me a laptop
>apparently she bought it from a schizophreniac who was convinced ayy lmaos wanted to get inside his brain through the PC
>as a result Windows is completely fucked up, I assume he must've made a few "changes"
>tell her I can put a free Linux on it, no viruses, user friendly
>she literally can't believe it
>gee, haha anon that'd be great
>we're chatting as I'm installing Mint
>she mentions offhandedly that she's preggo
>whew this is awkward, oversharing much
>feel obliged to share something of similar magnitude so I admit that I'm gay
>we're now best friends
>she's been using Mint for over a week now happily
Everything went better than expected I guess? I feel like a prophet, sharing the Word with the people.
>1080p laptop
I dont believe you
>>55195819
>pic unrelated.png
>>55195819
There are plenty of 1080p laptops
>>55195776
Are you really gay?
>>55195889
I've literally never seen a normal person use a 1080p laptop with windows pre-installed. It's always 768p
>>55195776
>she mentions offhandedly that she's preggo
>whew this is awkward, oversharing much
Most people have sex, and have kids. It's not that strange.
Nice blog faggot
>>55195979
its strange for faggots as their degeneracy usually doesn't result in offspring.
>>55195929
Yep. I just found the situation really funny, because most anons would've spilled spaghetti in that situation.
Now if she were a hot guy on the other hand...
>>55195819
>>55195929
Why does it matter? But yes he probably is, OP is always a fag.
>>55195932
>>55195819
2009 dell xps with 1080p, blu-ray, windows 10, chrome, vlc, spotify, skype, dropbox and steam here
AMA
>>55195776
>my gf's laptop is a 2010 Asus with pirated windows xp
>she and her previous bf pirated a lot of stuff because we're in Eastern Europe and noone gives a shit
>it's in a miserable condition, full of viruses, adware and toolbars, terribly slow
>it's literally painful to watch, not to mention using it
>finally it crashes
>she asks me if I can fix it
>I offer her linux mint
>nah anon, couldn't you download windows?
>tell her I'm not really comfortable with that, not even because I'm not paying Microsoft money but rather because no updates = viruses again and free antiviruses are garbage
>she agrees to use Linux Mint
>fast forward a couple of months
>she loves Mint, her laptop runs faster than ever and slightly riced Cinnamon looks better than any Windows which pleases her female aesthetics-oriented brain
>>55195776
well, today OP was a faggot and everything is alright. This ia rare thread. Good for you OP. Congrats on being comfy at your new job.
>>55195929
I told you, /g/ stands for gayness.
>>55196034
I'd be worried if any of my male friends admitted they were pregnant to me. Save for one, but he's trans, so..
>>55196197
AYY LMAO
>>55195776
Doing gods love gay brotah.
I got my little sister into Linux Ubuntu MATE because her hard drive took a shit and she had school work to do. She didn't want to wait the 5 hours for windows 7 to install/update. Hate Ubuntu 15.10 up, updated, and running with skype, Minecraft, and libre office in 10 minutes.
>It's been 6 months since this happened. even now that she has time for me to install windows, she doesnt want it.
Her reasoning is because "I can't make windows look like this and takes forever to load"
She uses it as a netflix/skype/minecraft machine.
>>55196197
Fucking kek
>>55196197
aWeaponToSurpassMetalGear.webm
>>55196337
What happens when she wants to play dark souls 3?
>>55195855
Sorry I am actually ashamed of myself now.
>>55196197
so did mods just abandon the SFW boards? I mean I'm far from innocent so porn is not that big a deal but I thought the whole point of blue board is no pornz.
>>55196046
>4chan poster
>normal
>>55196426
she learns how to dual boot. She's a pleb though. She plays SPORTS and BAND in highschool like a fucking loser. So She won't play Das3.
>>55196443
but anon, this is no porn, this is technlology
>>55196197
TOP KEK
>>55196468
well technically you're not wrong. But even so there is a penor and bergina involved in said technology.
Otherwise /g/ would have heavily detailed threads about dragon dildos.
>>55196107
>being friends with degenerates
tells us a lot about your character.
>>55195776
Lol, OP is a fag
>>55195776
>Mint
Enjoy your backdoors. Oh, wait...
>>55195776
>cute girl whom I really like one day brings me a laptop
>feel obliged to share something of similar magnitude so I admit that I'm gay
There's a bit of a discrepancy in your story, or you're bi
OP is a fag
>>55196511
>GTX 970
You left out half a wheel, son.
>>55196723
Cute girls don't look cute to homosexuals why? Puppies are cute too. Or do you think you can't like a person unless you want to put your penis inside the person? Do you like your father, brother, male cousins, male friends?
Muh discrepancy.
>>55196892
>whom I really like
that implies attraction, does it not?
>>55196926
Not necessarily. Anyway, I think he just wanted to write the story in a way /g/oobers would read it from a hetero perspective.
>>55195932
My Inspiron 17r se is 1080p
>>55197116
Same, but normies are fucking horrible.
I had an autist ask me why I have so shitty screen. He told me his screen looked better.
I was like fine, he does maybe have even better IPS panel or something.
Turns out he has 768p shit and called my screen shitty because web pages and text were smaller than on his...
No wonder that companies still make and ship shitty 768p TN panels. It's dirt cheap and normies love it.
>>55197256
Yup normies are so fucking easy to dupe out if money
>>55196562
>2016
>thinking this is an insult
shiggy diggy
Great bait gay mate
>>55195819
What if I told you my laptop was 2560x1600p?
>>55195932
Grandma got one. She uses it at 175% scaling, and still increases tab sizes in Firefox with Ctrf+C.
I don't know how she's actually able to still use it. If you try to write a mail in gmail, the text body starts scrolling after you wrote TWO FUCKING LINES.
I know she doesn't have perfect sight any more, but if she's able to read newspapers or magazines at regular reading distance, she should be able to use a computer without zooming 10p text up to 30-40p. I don't understand old people.
>>55195932
Well I consider my wife to be a normal person and she has a Lenovo laptop with 1080p. Forgot what model it is but it's a cheap one with i5, 8GB RAM, SSHD and random nvidia graphics.
Even one of my tech illiterate friend that works as a nurse has 1080p on her laptop because she plays skyrim from time to time.
Actually now that I really think about it my grandmother has 1080p on her Sony laptop and she is 82 years old.
>>55196034
>cute girl whom I really like one day brings me a laptop
That's not something a gay guy would say
>>55195819
My Dell Studio 1555 that I got in 2009 has a 1920x1080 screen....
>>55195776
OP you are the biggest faggot of the summer. please kill yourself and take your shit debian distro to hell with you.
