its*

It needs to be free.

>>55180714
It has a logo.

Eight SD card slots and fourteen removable batteries, if the constant shitposting in phone threads is anything to go by.

>>55180813
free as in freedom?

FLIP

>>55180842
Of course.

>>55180714
waifu hologram projection support

>>55180714
It's a wearable:

It looks like a sweater for your finger, you should use it on your index finger.

When you want to send a message, you keep it close to your mouth and say it, then you shove your finger up your ass, and open your mouth, so it can work as a satellite dish.

>>55180714
Needs to run Android, iOS, Windows and Linux without GPU simultaneously.

MORE FLOPS

>>55180714
Osx

>>55180714
It would have a large base of indian and arabic users that do free work for the mod community and /g/ would shit all over the fact that it has a large base of indian and arabic users

>>55180714
2 SD card slots
Dual boots one proprietary and one open source OS. Both are botnets but half of /g/ is convinced the open source OS is more secure.
Comes with a built in 2000 mAh reserve battery and a removable 10 000 mAh battery.
1 micro usb, 1 usb c, 1 lightening and 1 full size USB port.
6 inch 4k display on the front, e-ink display on the back with physical keyboard.
32bit/192khz DAC with 2 vacuum tubes sticking out the side.

>>55180714
>be me buy /g/ phone
>has gentoo on it
>into the trash is goes

>>55180714
>cup holder

>>55180891
Go with your mom, stop shitposting

>>55180714
ThinkPad smartphone

AES-256 crypto end-to-end. Why not start prototyping with LimeSDR project? They already have LTE and GSM applications working... not to mention GPS, Spectrum analyzer, Vector network analyzer, O-scope. 23 hrs left to get it funded...

Octa core 2 ghz armv7
3 gb ram
1080p
gentoo linux arm