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>start taking python course in uni
>thinking I'll be doing some sweet pair programming just like pic related
>class is all pajeets
>only 1 qt azn
>no pair programming
Why is this nothing like my Laotian comic books
>>55164345
Because you're going to a shitty college.
>>55164345
I was pair programming with some guy who had a t450s with arch and i3 on it but he didnt know how to to use the university internet with it so it was useless.
just go talk to her.
>>55164476
Not into 3DPD desu
>>55164345
I attempted to do pair programming with a girl but I stuttered and came of as an awkward so I backed out before I completely fucked it up
>>55164720
Explain further
>>55165953
>Manage to make a good first impression with cute girl in my class
>Start to develop feelings for her once I know I have a chance
>Now I can't talk around her without getting nervous
>Try to talk to her but now I notice I'm stuttering "H-hey how's it going?"
>Also hands twitch but I kept them in my pocket
>Try to shake off this feeling while talking but I can't
>She talks about how hard the class is ( hint it's not) and how she takes all day to do the assignments
>Plan to say in my head "I'll help you out if you need it"
>Instead say "I-I-I-I'm sorry I think I should go. I-I-I'm n-not feeling so well. See ya"
>Then rush out
The thing is I never went to highschool like a normal person, was home schooled after my freshman year. No dating sim or eroge could prepare me for social anxiety
I get around girls I find attractive
>>55166610
jesus christ man
>>55166610
You're doomed. Might as well pack your bags for Hogwarts right now.
>>55166610
>No dating sim or eroge could prepare me for social anxiety I get around girls I find attractive
You just havent gone through enough
>>55166610
Talking to women has become far easier after I realized I'm a lolicon.
>>55164345
what's the source on the pic?
>>55166801
it got new chapters today
>>55166862
i only really dabble in that type of stuff, so i don't really know how i would find that
no need to spoonfeed, all i need is a title
>>55166872
use saucenao newfag
>>55166766
>pedophile
I bet you use ganoo slash loonux
>>55166872
its called SE
>>55166895
>implying
>>55166893
i tried that before asking
>>55166610
You act nervously because you've trained yourself to act nervously. If you want to improve, then you're going to have to retrain your act. Retraining old habits takes time and dedication to do so unless you take your behavior seriously, you'll be not fucked for the rest of your life.
>>55166645
I know, it hurt to type this
>>55166691
I still have 10 years to go
>>55166703
This is actually true I haven't played any in awhile
>>55166766
I wish I had something that would make it easier to talk to woman
>>55166862
Oh fuck, time for a reread.The last thing I remember was him chilling on the her house.
Sage for SE.
>>55166971
>something that would make it easier to talk to woman
such item exists; it's called "a penis"
>>55166610
Quit trying to be an anime character you skinny fat faggot
>>55166951
Is there anything I can read/do that will help me out? I want to make a change but don't know how.
>>55167016
I'm fit, but yea I do have a bad habit of acting like a harem protagonist
>>55164345
Pear programming is the gayest shit ever. It only works if both people are at the exact same skill level. If not, the slower one is feels lost and useless the whole time, while the faster one feels he/she is being dragged down and doing all the work. If both are equal then it's like if the work was just evenly split. I would only recommend it if... nah, fuck that, it's never a good idea.
>>55166901
?
>>55164443
>T450s
disgusting
>>55167498
Only attracted to 2D children desu
>>55167498
Most use lolicon to refer to 2D lolis. I can't even remember the last time I came to 3D porn. Maybe VR porn will entice me.
>>55168177
>implying there won't be 2D VR porn
>>55168653
Right, I'll be playing the waiting game. Japan will surely deliver, but I'll be dammed with censorship.
>>55166610
Talking to girls is easy, pretend you have no motives and show as little interest as possible. They get freaked out when you defy the natural order.
>>55164345
sauce?
>>55169055
read the thread nigger
>>55164720
Fuck it man. Stop being autistic. I'm literally a diagnosed asperger's but I have a girlfriend and have no problem talking to women.
Stop giving a fuck.
>>55164345
liar
>>55169113
>I have a girlfriend
Then why are you here? Fuck off faggot
>>55164345
Shame only half of it is translated
man, my ex girlfriend is better at programming than I am, she has a job at Microsoft, and dat ass too
i fucked up you guys
>>55169184
>ex girlfriend
>dat ass
Couldn't keep the poo in the the loo?
>>55166610
Shit! You gotta get rid of this neediness. Why do you even act like you have to do this? If you're into programming enough to be good at it, chances are you hate these nonsensical time-wasting bullshit human interactions. Why put yourself through this bullshit just to get a pussy to fuck?
>>55169164
To piss you off.
>>55167064
It works with some really experiemced programmers (≥10 years experience, who communicate well - many do not, don't hire them - spot each other's bugs and aren't afraid of admitting when another solution works better) and hard problems which neither would approach in quite the same way, which require inspiration.
It doesn't work well with teams whih prioritise shipping code over correct code; some of those teams are extremely large, e.g. Facebook.
It's a poor learning paradigm at lower rungs unless you get really lucky and you get two people of similar level who click. Like pairwork in creative fields, rather than academic ones.
>>55166610
This is the reason why you should watch animes.
>>55164345
>find manga
>read
>NCIS 2 idiots 1 keyboard anime edition
>their hands touch
>she enters almost raped mode
>he's embarrassed and apologetic
What the fuck these characters are somehow more autistic than you OP
>>55169310
First time reading a manga?
>she enters almost raped mode
>he's embarrassed and apologetic
Thats how Japanese men and women typically interact.
>>55169310
I don't know how you even got that far 2 chapters of this tripe and I'm done
>>55166766
Literally me, I just don't care about 3D bitches anymore.
>>55164345
When will they finish the translation. ;-;
>>55169347
It's been a while, actually. Been watching some recent western series I missed and it restored some of my sense of normalcy. Jap shit is nearly always beyond fucking autistic with some rare exceptions. If only I wasn't a sucker for the 2D girls.
>>55169376
I landed directly on OP's page.
>>55169376
>having shit taste
>>55169201
I'm not sure why I think I let my emotions get the best of me
>>55168931
>>55169113
>>55168931
>>55169113
I'll take note of this
>>55164345
>bouncy typing
too much effort, not healthy
no mechanical keyboard, 0/10 would not fug
>>55169347
breeding japanese is like breeding giant pandas
>>55166610
>No dating sim or eroge could prepare me
Yeah I think I've found your problem, you're fucking autistic
>>55170012
How does that work?
I always see Japanese people sexualizing everything and somehow they actually have trouble breeding. If I didn't know that fact I'd think that it's a complete opposite actually, that they masturbate each other as a greeting and such.
>>55170049
Silly american. Raping a woman is hello in Japan.
>>55170072
so how do two men greet each other?
>>55170049
>the vague stereotypes I picked up from anime and websites for autists accurately represent an entire nation of 130 million people
>>55170090
They jack each other off while their female classmate takes it from the white English teacher.
>>55170097
It is pretty accurate though. Japanese men are beta as fuck.
There was some documentary that said that men just watch animu and play loli vidya (like tamagotchi, but with virtual waifu) and that is the reason why they don't care about real women. "Because 2D girls are more pure".
>>55170146
Well they aren't wrong. 2D girls are perfect
>>55170173
They would be perfect if I could actually fuck them
>>55170211
except that they would not be perfect anymore if you could fuck them
>>55170220
Well I'm not here to sit around worshiping some idea of girls. I want to put my dick into them
>>55166610
>Was also homeschooled in highschool
>not this retarded
jesus man, just breathe and be natural
BEE YOURSELF
>>55166901
I can't find the source on that
>>55167056
If you were a harem protagonist you wouldn't have issue talking to girls and they'd all be flocking to your dick, but you wouldn't even realize that they wanted to fuck you.
>>55164443
>Mfw I had a t420 with arch and i3
>Mfw eduroam was a shit to configure
I also was that guy. Then I discovered the bliss of graphical network managers.
>>55166610
Pro-tip
Don't be a spergasaurus rex.
>>55166766
>hey oniichan can I touch your penis
>>55172229
Keep this in mind and everything else is pretty easy.
>>55172094
search "lolicon shotacon femdom english" on the sadpanda
>>55169113
Being able to talk to a girl is fine, but if you can talk to one without spilling your spaghetti and not have anxiety trying not to be a complete autist you don't belong here.
>>55166610
>chance
>have
>i
jej
>>55168931
That just result in me never talking to girls ever. No girl ever paid attention to me in my life and Im too socially retarded to talk first
I dont think Im ugly either
>>55164345
sauce on that pic
>>55174045
Just post the link you retard.
>>55170220
They would be perfect if they were a robot or AI.
bump for sauce
bumping for sauce
bumpungo for saucungo
>>55174535
>>55174584
>>55174660
It's ITT you dummy.
>>55173928
eduroam is shit to configure if you dont know the settings because the're nowhere to be found but once its done you never have to touch the config except for password changes. I tried to ask our IT desk but he started to look for a gui.
>>55174694
No it isn't. They said "SE" and search on sadpanda. I can't login on exhentai. And i can't get anything with SE
>>55174724
Protip:
It's not on sadpanda. Try the goddess.
>>55174744
What's that?
NetworkManager provides a ncurse interface called nmtui
>>55174744
Answer me pls
>>55166610
Therapy, seriously. Speaking of is there really no kind of therapy or services that helps these kind of guys develop social skills and combat anxiety? There is obviously a market for it.
>>55174824
Sauce the pic
ITT we sauce the picture that OP posted
>>55174852
What pic?
>>55174914
OPs pic.
>>55174923
I honestly have no idea where it is from. Does it matter?
>>55174966
ThaNK U DAN MY MAN I WILL GO JERK OFF NOW
>>55164345
So from that picture, are they talking about a program that goes through your pictures and finds similarities between them to determine what you find attractive? Does something like that exist? A website that gives you tons of pictures of women/men and you rate how attractive you find them. After you finish it determines what features you are attracted to, gives you a list of them, and maybe gives you a picture of your "perfect" guy/girl.
It would be kinda interesting I think.
>>55174990
YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IF YOU WANT TO JACK OFF TO IT
>>55175051
FUCK I ALREADY AM
>>55174147
How new?
>>55173928
>>55174701
fuckin retards detected.
configuring eduroam is piss easy, faggots. It's just a normal wpa2 enterprise configuration with cert. nothing special, bruh.
>>55175056
Its not a hentai.Its a regular manga.
OPS PIC IS FROM A NON HENTAI MANGA CALLED SE
CAN WE BE DONE WITH SAUCEFAGS NOW?
>>55174170
IT'S CALLED "I FOUND SOMETHING GOOD" BY HIMENO MIKAN
>>55166766
SEMEN DEMON
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>>55164345
My CS program - which doesn't offer a python course because that's pretty retarded - has 90% males and maybe 10% females, and I'd say 80% are white, 1% is black, and 19% are Asians (can't tell what exactly but they look Chinese)
>>55176984
It isn't a CS class for CS majors, it's an introductory course for people that have non major CS requirements.
>>55170256
I was temporarily wheelchair bound the whole time and the only people I talked to were my family and teachers.
>>55174824
If there was I would sign up as long as I don't have to take any pills
>>55176539
She wants the dick
>>55174031
>be me
>17 year old last year in high school
>get paired up with blonde skeltal girl in high school for programming task
>she can't program for shit
>anon, do this for me and I'll show you my dad's new workplace after school, it's just the type of place where you'll probably work after graduating
>sure thing, it's not even that hard for me
>done in 5 minutes, everything works
>thank you anon, *kisses me on my cheek*
>no problem anonette
>teacher tests program
>20/20
>anonette hugs me and kisses me again, you're my saviour anon
>dick is diamonds
>pokes her belly
>slutty smug face
>after school
>anon, it's not far from here we can walk there
>holds my arm while we walk for 30 minutes
>come to this newly opened IT solutions whatever store that sells specialised software and PCs to businesses
>meet her dad, cleanly dressed in typical IT-guy outfit
>his eyes get watery as we talk about school and hobbies and he realises I'm just the type of husband he'd want for his daughter
>anon follow me, we've basically got a living room here
>big tv on wall, comfy couch, what looks like her dad's gaming pc in the back with 3 monitors and a cool keyboard that doesn't have gaymur rgb lights
>lay on couch with anonette
>she rubs my arm, with her head on my shoulder as we talk about school and how she needs a private tutor
>wants me to come by every week to spend time together and work on programming
>wait here, I'm going to change
>whut is happening, dick is penetrating jeans
>anonette comes back in short shorts and tank top
>dick is now 100% solid diamond, put it under belt while she wasn't there so it isn't really noticeable
>me in t-shirt and jeans as usual
>she also brought her macbook
>should've expected her to have a macbook
>opens it up, has a matrix terminal background
>anon, I'm such a nerd right, *giggles*
>so I can't get some of the programs we need for school working on this
>anonette's dad comes in
>guys I'm going to install this security system at a customer's shop
tbc.
>>55180251
This better not end with dinosaurs you fucking faggot
>>55180251
>you watch the store while I'm away okay
>okay dad
>no problem, sir
>all right, I'll be back in 3 hours tops
>now my dad is gone
>let's have some fun
>I'm going to bring some drinks, *slutty giggle*
>5 minutes later she's back with 2 10cl bottles of Smirnoff
>oh shit's getting real
>drink them while watching porn
>drunk as fuck
>she gets up
>goes to kitchen
>anooon come heeere
>drops shorts
>hangs panties on door handle
>closes door
>I lock the door to the rest of the store
>get out of jeans and t-shirt
>approach door
>she screams
>OPEN THE DOOR
>I open door
>SHE'S A FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR
>GET ON THE FLOOR
>I'M A FUCKING VELOCIRAPTOR
>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>>55180359
Sorry anon
>>55180396
I just skipped to the end to verify my suspicion that you are indeed a giant faggot.
>>55180396
>>55173928
Dude fuck eduroam
>>55180409
Sorry man, couldn't let it go, I did get paired up with this blonde grill, who didn't really know what she was doing, in my class a few times in high school though, she hugged me once, and always told me I was her geeky saviour. She was too busy fucking Chads to take me to her dad's store though, and she did have a macbook.
>>55166901
http://mangafox.me/manga/se/
>>55175763
This.
I mean seriously why would a GUI make it any easier in any case? It's going to be the exact same you just have to use the damn arrow key but not the mouse.
The only other thing is know that you have to append the uni domain at the end but that is hardly complicated since it would be obvious if you just googled eduroam. Even if your school doesn't explain that you would have seen some other schools page and should have been able to infer that.
>>55175051
gets pretty intense towards the end senpai
>>55179326
>>55166766
SEMEN DEMON
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>Semester ends
>Chilling on /g/
>Fuckers talking about eduroam
fuck you, ruined my day
>>55180645
My school had a tutorial page for Windows/OS X/Loonix that was very detailed and easy to follow, yet all you heard the first few weeks of class was that eduroam is a piece of shit that doesn't work.
>>55180548
>mangafox
Please no
Use http://kissmanga.com/Manga/SE
No watermarks or shitty re-scaling.
>>55180645
>semester ends
Some of us take classes in the summer too you lazy fuck
>>55180954
>lazy
It's not my fault you're too stupid to pass classes during the semester
>>55181208
>taking summer classes must mean you failed classes during the semester
Are you still in highschool?
>>55164345
sauce pls
>>55164345
what school?
>>55181208
>not taking summer classes in order to complete your master race double major faster
>>55181406
UHCL
>>55180645
Where, still have uni until august here in germoney.
>>55180774
The eduroam faggot from above, our uni also has a very easy to follow page but gui only. Never heard someone complaining. I approached it in a very dense way, found the settings in a setup script at the end.
>>55183995
That's how normie memes work, someone makes a joke about something that someone else can relate to, it gets posted on Facebook or something and suddenly everyone can relate to it, setti'g up eduroam isn't bit-shifting, you follow the fucking guide and you shouldn't run into any problems, if you do, just ask someone who isn't as retarded as you to set it up for you.
>>55166610
>>Instead say "I-I-I-I'm sorry I think I should go. I-I-I'm n-not feeling so well. See ya"
<emma roberts> YOU THINK TOO MUCH GEORGE
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