>tfw you'll die before we make contact and get to explore alien technology
Donald Trump will bring about the glorious /x/-/pol/ future. We will make contact with ayy lmaos and make allies with them.
>>55089586
Admit it, you're just in it for the kinky alien sex
>>55089616
My own wife won't even fuck me, why would a sexy alien?
>>55089626
Because the alien doesn't know you
>>55089626
Believe it or not, but because the alien is actually uglier than you.
>>55089616
>dying simply due to age
Stupid meatbags. I am beyond such a pitiful death. You will have a chance join me.
>>55089586
American natives got to explore alien technology.
>>55090572
It's pretty hard to deny ALL the evidence of ancient aliens to be completely honest
>>55089616
Who wouldn't?
>>55090587
No, I mean European invaders were aliens and slowly but surely killed almost everyone.
>>55089597
half of nu/x/ hates /pol/
we need to make 4chan great again
http://www.cracked.com/article_23902_5-scientific-reasons-aliens-will-be-nothing-like-you-think.html
>>55090657
It really upsets me that articles like that exist.
>>55090657
Sides status: Gone
>>55090657
>won't be bone worthy
how do they know?