>sitting at library
>cute girl comes over
>"Hey anon can I use your laptop real quick...?"
And then she runs away screaming because she takes one look at your wallpaper and concludes that you're a paedophile.
>>55065804
>16GB ram
>gaem
>skype
>shitty wallpaper
>shitty widgets
>stock font
at least your ncmpcpp looks nice.
>>55065804
>quick 5 hour lesson on keybindings
slam us with that wallpaper if you got it〜
So your laptop has a 1920x1080 screen?
>>55065804
How can you not be embarrassed to show desktop in public? Where did your parents fail you? Did they touch you?
>>55065909
nobody wants a 1366x768 laptop
>>55065804
>swag
>weeabox
>Arch
>anime
Yeah, checks out. You're a unique snowflake aren'tcha
>>55065804
>cute girl comes over
Unless you're just fantasizing, cute girls do not exist in 3 dimensions.
>>55066002
yes they do
>>55065990
>aren'tcha
Oh the cringe
I would point to the public computers without saying a word and look at her like she was retarded.
>>55065909
yours doesn't?
are you fucking serious?
also,
>i7-3770k
>GTX 670
>he notices the resolution
Jesus dude
>>55066057
no, they dont senpai
>>55065860
>this
fuckin tard 3l1t3 h4x0r nobody cares about ur fuckin desktop
>>55066551
Let's see your desktop
>>55065909
mine has a 2736x1824 screen :^)
Sure.
>switch to guest account and have everything wiped when she logs out.
>>55066888
>where's chrome?
Sure
>right click on desktop
>Session
>Start IceWM with Win2k theme
She'll think it's old, but she'll hopefully be able to figure it out
>>55066907
>use firefox, it's the blue cat at the bottom.
Do you people actually think anyone cares about your pedophilia? More cringe worthy then /a/ with there power levels.
>>55066971
Have you had any human interaction in real life?
Sure, if you can figure out how.
sure thing, just bring it back when you're done!
>>55065804
Okay
>>55065804
>Maduk
Shit taste anon, of course the qtpie would run away from you.
>>55066715
>using the smiley with the carate nose
my tablet has that resolution too
now why :^^^^^^^^^^^^^)^?
>>55067152
just listened to that shit; sounds generic as fuck.
>>55067180
As far as drum and bass goes, Maduk is as generic as it gets. Actually, anything that Liquicity (the ones who compiled the Escapism albums) features is poppy and generic as hell, with the exception of Makoto, Bcee and very few others.
>>55065804
Nice desktop. Not a fan of the wallpaper, but can you post your configs?
I'd be too scared. She might think I'm a pedo, desu.
>>55067593
but you are a pedo, miles
>>55067593
*She'll know I'm a pedo
>>55067626
>>55067644
No, I'm gay.
>>55067668
So you're a gay pedo
>>55066888
Oh make sure you tell the girl it's gnu/Linux for an hour straight til she wants to kill herself
>>55067673
No, since I like men, not boys.
>>55067207
i usually just steer clear away from anything related to d&b in general; it's all the same fucking thing.
>>55067668
statistically speaking, 50% of homosexuals are also pedo.
>>55067736
Listen to Current Value - Biocellulose, then listen to Dawn Wall - Spears and then come here and tell me it's "the same fucking thing".
>>55065804
Sure.
>$mod + d "Firefox"
>$mod + f (full-screen)
>hope to God she just needs Internet browsing abilities because she'd have no idea how to use i3wm
Or just log out and log in under gnome if I really needed to. Normies just need to either browse the Web or print desu
>>55065804
This would never happen because the "cute girl" would have an iPhone 6 that they depend on for all their needs. They would have no need for the laptop.
Seems typical of pajeets.
I'd be surprised that someone needs to borrow a computer for even two seconds in this day and age, but I'd have no problem with it.
>>55065804
"sure m'lady"
>This is weird anon... Is this that Linux thing?
"If I can interject for a moment, what you're referring to as "Linux" is actually "GNU/Linux", or, as I've taken to calling it recently..."
>>55067593
>that screen
What the fuck, how big is it?
Everything looks tiny on a 32" screen
>>55065804
Yea sure
>>55068165
27 inches
>>55068134
That shit's creepy, now I won't be able to sleep.
>>55065804
I am happy that you stupid cunts are actually unable to reproduce because of your autism
>>55065804
>no theres computers over there for you to use bitch
>>55065804
Sorry, I was just leaving.
She'll be impressed, of course
>>55066002
>Unless you're just fantasizing, cute girls do not exist in 3 dimensions.
They do. They're just too young to walk around by themselves.
>>"
GET THE FRICK OFF MY IMAGE BOARD YOU UNDERAGE FRICKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55069524
>>55065804
These look neat. I haven't been on /g/ in months. Why are there no desktop threads anymore?
>>55067021
You know you can still get charged with obscenity charges in half the states for having loli right?
>>55069584
Some autistic guy from /r9k/ kept spamming fake desktop threads and the mods responded by deleting all of them.
>>55069599
I'll just call the cops gay for not liking loli desu, they'll be stunned and I can make my escape
>>55069584
People spammed anime. They still do, but on /w/.
>>55069652
no actually >>55069603 is correct
>>55069603
>>55069658
also, the same guy is now making all the maki porn threads like >>55069433
>>55069253
This is why you still have a laptop to go to 4chan on, Because you cant get a job and you go to 4chan to release your anger on people who are more Superior to you.
>Get a life please.
>>55069672
>Projection: The Post
>>55065804
Unrelated, but can I get your ncmpcpp config? Also how did you get that dual paned?
>>55069658
No, I am. He may be as well, but we're not sure.
>>55069786
you're never right, this has been proven time and time again
and I'm sure
>>55069652
I prefer the /wg/ desktop threads. There's some anime, but not as much. Also, some people tend to be nicer.
>>55069801
You're pretty delusional if you think the endless anime spam that always got deleted didn't play a major roll.
>>55069844
I agree. The constant unrelated spam of anime did ruin a lot of nice things in /g/. I agree with you it played a major roll.
>>55069844
it didn't, your spam killed them
why do you have to ruin everything
