mpv/VLC stream:
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
Safari/Edge stream:
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2016/
One last thing?
SOMEONE MAKE A GIF OF JIBJAB AFRO EDDIE
first for Z
I like simplicity. fuck you, Apple.
I took the day off work for this. What a mistake...
>notes collaboration
>conversation view
>live photos editing
>split view
>>55062018
GET READY TO CURRY UP, BOYS
Sending GIFS around. 2016 everyone...
>Conversation view in Mail on iOS
literally the best feature this entire evening and they just gloss it over
That is great but all this shit only works with iDevices.
JibJab is still relevant?
This is awesome. Apple is innovating and reinviting the smartphone once again.
>>55062055
Reading that is more depressing than watching this.
>>55062018
Wtf is this
shills
>Apple still sell a laptop that hasn't been updated since 2012 for £899
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
http://www.apple.com/uk/shop/buy-mac/macbook-pro
PRIVACY CONFIRMED.
NSA BTFO.
>emphasis on privacy
i really fucking hope theyre legit with this shit
>>55062093
gif memes.
>15 minutes left
Well there goes the new MBP.
Fuck my life
ordering a thinkpad t460s right now
>>55062099
>Government takes your Apple Watch
>Easily access to your entire HD
>>55062097
>hasn't been updated
well, it has been.
>B-BUT COSMETIC CHANGES
I thought you people didn't care about that
I don't believe a single word of their lies about privacy.
>aaron roth
what do we know about this guy?
ANDROID BTFO
>We believe in privacy.
>Trust us.
m'kay
>>55062124
kek
WE WUZ QUEENS N SHIET
ONE MORE THING....a fucking shitty video
>One more thing
It's a normie-focused recap
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>55062018
No Android user will ever get laid again!
Greenbubbles
no new emojis
no big emojis
no emojification
no special effect messages
no hidden messages
no stickers
no open for developers
THIS WILL FUCK ENTIRE INDUSTRY WHEN EVERYONE WANTS THESE.
ANDROID WILL TRY TO COPY AND SAMSHIT
THERE IS NO PEACE
>>55062124
>one more thing
ONE MORE THING
>IT'S NOT A DEVICE
>IT'S A FUCKING GAY ASS VIDEO
Oh god
THEY SPOILED THE "TODAY" ANNOUNCEMENT
FUCKING KEK
>>55062146
kys kid
ONE MORE THING
>>55062129
http://www.apple.com/uk/macbook-pro/specs/
OHHHH ONE MORE THING MEME
>But one more thing...
IT'S HAPPENING
>An iOS sizzle video
Why live
Literally none of this was news worthy. Fucking gay.
![hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.04.49_[2016.06.13_21.39.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NuPoG9M.jpg "hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.04.49_[2016.06.13_21.39.08].jpg")
>>55062155
Nobody with self respect is going to fuck an iwhore
They are really out of ideas. I felt sorry for apple, kek. WW""""D""""C.
that UNF
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
thats it
no iphones anymore
>no 4s
>uses the "one more thing" to get us all excited
>it's literally just a fucking gay video with chimp music, FUCK
>>55062149
Wuz es yo fuck-ass shit niggas hey hay hallo biiitch, shit-ass bitch-ass nigguh sheit in da hood nigga, putting a bullet in any honkey on da westside, sheeeeit
HAPPENING
>>55062155
I didn't really care about everything you said except
>not open for developers
Now I know you're just shitposting.
This is the type of revolutionary shit that gets released quietly in the play store every day
>one more thing
oh boy
>it's a fucking video
>>55062179
PAJEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
C U R R Y _ U P _ N O W
U
R
R
Y
U
P
N
O
W
We Swift now
Please Tim
Please fucking save us
Jesus Christ
MACBOOK PRO as the one more thing?
>>55062130
better than google's botnet
>>55062189
kys kid
>>55062189
don't be mean to tim
Swift is utter shit.
HEY APPLE
LANGUAGES DON'T MEAN SHIT IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY HARDWARE TO WRITE THEM ON
does anyone even use texting anymore? wtf, everyone uses messenger now
Can I trust Apple with my privacy? Google doesn't seem much better.
>gitHOB
LIGHTING FAST!!! LIGHTNING FAST!!!
>>55062223
It's actually bretty gud. Way better than ObjectiveC
>>55062130
typical tin-foil fag
Tim Cook sounds gayer every year.
NO XCODE FOR FUCK SAKE WHY! WHY CAN'T I USE MY IPAD FOR WHAT I WANT TO!? HOW CAN iOS BRING ON THE POST PC WORLD WHEN IT RELIES ON THEM TO DEVELOP FOR!? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
![hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.13.06_[2016.06.13_21.47.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VeHZPcZ.jpg "hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.13.06_[2016.06.13_21.47.02].jpg")
I want to fuck that girl next to the blonde lad.
>>55062229
lmao
>>55062228
You can't trust anyone but yourself with your privacy
serious question, do kids these days really use macbooks like this? do schools provide this for them?
Why the fuck would you use an Apple phone over Android anymore?
Why the fuck would you buy any Apple product anymore?
>>55062225
are you retarded?
Leave the normie and pajeet out of my job!
REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Swift is so easy, even women can write it!
>>55062235
so?
>>55062212
A golden turd is still a turd
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SWIFT PLAYGROUNDS BOIS
>>55062239
she looks like my last gf
;_;
>Coding on a tablet
Oh jesus fucking hell on a unicycle
Swift gaygrounds incoming
he sounds like big gay al
>>55062239
>not wanting to fuck the blonde lad
BRACE FOR THE NEW GENERATION OF PAJEETS AND DARSHEENAS
>>55062245
t. poorfag
>>55062239
great minds think alike
XCODE FOR IPAD OMFG GUYS MACOS BTFO
>>55062239
in want to grab that girl on the rights topknot while fucking her in the ass shouting YOULL BE DESIGNATING WHITE TOMORROW BITCH
>>55062228
If I have to choose between Google, Microsoft, and Apple, I'll go with the latter. That's not the same as trusting them absolutely.
RETINA MACBOOK PRO OLED TOUCH WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
YES! I FUCKING TOLD YOU! CODING ON iPAD HAPPENING!
>>55062171
>http://www.apple.com/uk/macbook-pro/specs/
>2.5GHz dual-core
>Intel HD Graphics 4000
>£900
lmao
>>55062244
in schools where Apple execs send their kids, yes
>>55062244
yes I live in the poorest of the poor area in the U.S. and all of the kids get iPads because *textbooks are too expensive to keep updated*
TAKE THAT HIPPIE CUNT OFF STAGE
>>55062246
did you forget to take your meds grandpa?
>>55062233
Good goy. Trust Apple, we would never lie to you.
>>55062244
schools don't have that much money to spend
maybe ipads, but that's it
What a qt.
Would invite over to have tea and talk about the war.
WOMEN KILLED APPLE
Oh what the fuck.
NORMIES WILL LEARN HOW TO CODE
>>55062245
I legit had a friend say he's switching to a galaxy s7 once he gets his better job
she's 'good and ready' for my cock
>>55062278
inb4 it's only Swift, and only on iPads
FUCKING WOMEN FAGGOTS AND NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STEVE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW
>>55062244
is this really a thing in America?
I graduated 2 years ago from high school in Germany and laptops and phones were literally banned other than for CS classes or presentations
>>55062272
but fools never differ
How many trips has she taken to Africa?
>It's just a quiz game
Good.
>>55062294
don't worry
https://blog.codinghorror.com/why-cant-programmers-program/
this is targeted at the kind of developer that would attend this shitshow event.
would bang this hippy gilf
>was legitimately thinking of buying an iPhone and Macbook Pro for my next purchase
>watching this shit
Nevermind.
Remember, this is a basic, fun introduction to programming for children.
>tapping = coding for kids and women
you can't make this shit up
That was fucking stupid.
>>55062244
Maybe not Macbooks but iPads
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-ipad-curriculum-refund-20150415-story.html
>>55062318
Not enough to get rid of her privilege.
>>55062318
How many cocks has she taken in the bellybutton
>>55062318
This woman looks 30 years older than she should be.
wow, they are jumping on the code.org train.
great job ebble :DD
>>55062324
>>was legitimately thinking of buying an iPhone and Macbook Pro for my next purchase
Sure you were.
kek. this is getting hillarious. literally wymyn and normie shit. I mean I can expect these things in other events, but what the fuck are those shits in """""""""""""""""""developer""""""""""""" conference? It's just disappointing. no new device, nothing ""revolutionary"""""
Coding looks easy. I'm gonna quit my job and build video games
>>55062055
How incredibly retarded.
>not learning ARM ASM at 11 year old
god damn, kids are retarded these days
NO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING APPLE!? FUCK SKIDDIES! MY DREAM OF CODING ON AN iPAD! REEEEEE
>>55062314
This.
I'm from Romania and we've never used computers out of IT class. They were old XP machines, too.
>>55062318
many
>>55062324
nobody likes an android shill
gtfo
Good, this isn't going to teach anyone how to program well.
Should have stopped worrying the moment they chose a woman to present it.
>this presentation
justfuckmyshitUp()
APPLE CONFIRMED INVENTED FOR LOOPS
>mastering loops without recursion
![hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.18.58_[2016.06.13_21.52.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQa7msa.jpg "hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.18.58_[2016.06.13_21.52.38].jpg")
W
literally scratch
Oh, ffs. This is a horrible way to learn.
>opens eclipse
where do I tap?
damn that girl in the audience they just showed was a fuckin qt
>>55062324
FUCK OFF! IPHONE IS TOP TIER TECHNOLOGY AND GOT ME LAID!
moveBackwards()
APPLE INVENTED COLOBOT
>10 lines of code
>sophisticated
>physics and emojis
off. this. ride.
>>55062386
Holy fuck that actually might come to pass
I would voluntarily suck on her butthole until a gravy fart comes out
>>55062365
We're going to need a loop for this.
FIrst, we drag it in...for(;;)
{
}
justfuckmyshitUp();
And then I'm going to drag it around...for(;;)
{
justfuckmyshitUp();
}
>>55062382
Why didn't they just use Python or something? Or Basic.
Oh right, they want to breed app developers.
>>55062389
nah not really haha
Who's that Chocolate qt sitting in the front row with the hat on?
![hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.20.15_[2016.06.13_21.53.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6Sfa5UA.jpg "hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.20.15_[2016.06.13_21.53.47].jpg")
>>55062382
WHY DID THE WESTERN BASTARDIZATION OF EMOJI BECOME A THING?
WHY IS EVERYBODY USING THEM?
I DON'T GET IT
>>55062397
Fuck off loser virgin autist
>coding keyboard
>no tab
what are they thinking?
>coding
>on
>tablets
/g/ was right
i-is that a girl?
>begging for clapping that much
kek
jesus christ
theyre revolutionizing EVERYTHING
>>55062438
Which one?
>>55062438
Dranakyuek makes her anticipated return
>>55062429
This just shows how utterly retarded the "womyn in stem" crowd is.
Every initiative like this embarrasses and further discredits the few female devs who actually took the time to learn how to do this.
>>55062414
yeah she looked cuter from the side. close one.
>>55062433
Please post more, I can't take this WWDC anymore. I actually wait for your literal shitposts over WWDC.
>>55062438
She seems disgusted this app even exists.
>>55062438
They're both transwomen, you insensitive piece of garbage.
>>55062438
It didn't used to be.
>>55062432
>CppDroid
>>55062439
And yet the developers are excited for even this bullshit more than anything else that has been presented that day because at least it had a tiny overlap with development.
>>55062459
kys kiddo
>>55062424
I don't understand when smileys became emoji either.
>muh diversity
>shitty woman coder
>fat sjw bragging about her "workouts"
>black lady making the crowd rap
Has apple gone off the deep end, friends?
>yfw thanks to swift playgrounds , even 12 year olds can make more complicated apps than /dpt/ fizzbuzzer codemonkeys
>>55062438
>biological female
>programmer
pick only one
![hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.21.56_[2016.06.13_21.55.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5LMjJN5.jpg "hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.21.56_[2016.06.13_21.55.28].jpg")
>Coding should be an essential language in schools
only thing I agree with
Just don't teach them with THSE apps.
this guy didnt clap
>>55062407
swift doesn't use semicolons you goof
>>55062438
>using a binary descriptor
wtf. if schools pick this shit up it would be a civic duty to burn down the apple hq to stop this madness.
>>55062458
2nd gen x1 had physical keys again
IT'S FREE* GUYS!!!
* If you buy an 700$ iPad
Swift is genius, it brings shitty languages like C to shame.
If you have a collection of shit pictures, does that make you any better than the people you claim eat shit. If you don't have a collection of shit pictures, does that mean you're frantically searching for shit pictures to dump on 4chan?
>>55062490
Oh. Thought they were just optional, and I can't stop using them.
CARL THE KEK
>>55062486
Say that to my face
Teaching a child how to code is child abuse desu
>mfw apple kills CS completely with those moves
next gen will be top tier programmers without even a cs degree. CScucks will be BTFO except academics.
uhm
> swift should be a required language in all schools
Well that's fucking scary
Even the kids can code now. /g/ BTFO
I dont remember the first thing I coded. Are these guys all casuals?
kot (pronounced like code) is german for shit
just so you know
>>55062492
Kill yourself android fag
>all fucking women niggers and fags
Like clockwork.
![hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.24.07_[2016.06.13_21.57.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rnlXR0L.jpg "hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.24.07_[2016.06.13_21.57.41].jpg")
D I V E R S I T Y
>Domestic violence
SJW
AHAHAHAHA
>video mentions women and domestic violence
how progressive of you apple :)
>>55062535
shitstained fucks
>Ballmer storms the stage
great, teach niggers to reproduce better, fuck apple
>"When I first start an app I have to have a plan"
a muslim sighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>mods cleaning scat in this thread
>can't clean residue threads from first page
that's even sadder than this presentation
>RELEASE AN iPAD PRO
>PORT SWIFT IDE TO iOS
>SHOULD WE MAKE IT FOR PRO DEVELOPERS?
>FUCK NO! LET'S MAKE IT FOR CHILDREN
JUST WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!?
![hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.24.47_[2016.06.13_21.58.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29IM7AH.jpg "hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.24.47_[2016.06.13_21.58.21].jpg")
A-Apple?
What are you doing? Stop.
yawn
wasted my sleep
>>55062523
>CScucks will be BTFO except for the most important and interesting area of CS
cool
>>55062527
>First thing I coded was %graphicalthing%
Yes, they're casuals.
Fuck you pricks. This is extremely brave of apple
Why are you all so fucking cynical?
>>55062535
I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING SCAT
jesus, are we really pretending that fat black woman knows how to code? come on, I can believe a lot of bullshit, but let's not go TOO far
wtf I hate apple now
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HARDWARE
>>55062553
>The app to coordinate attacks on the kaffir? Yeah, my son made this.
>off the chain
FUCKING NIGGERS GET OUT
>>55062559
> implying the first code you wrote wasn't some kind of a game on your ti-84+
>1 million people will give safe births thanks to this app
more like 1 million people will be given the app, and then give a safe birth without looking at it because there will be nothing new in it
![hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.26.15_[2016.06.13_21.59.50].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ltklmty.jpg "hls_mvp.m3u8_snapshot_02.26.15_[2016.06.13_21.59.50].jpg")
That girl is cute!
WOW YOU CAN DO DIS YAY HAHAHA
Sheeeeeeeeeit
>>55062569
Stolen by Niggers.
LMAO @ the fat nigger 'coder'
>>55062569
Not during the WWDC
FUCK THE LAUGH AT THE END WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
>>55062563
Her code is off the fucking chainz nigga
>>55062564
>>55062564
asians see the truth
UGGGGhhh
MUP DA DOO DIDDA DEVELUPUH BIX NOOD YEH HAHA
>>55062523
You realize simplified programming learning environments have existed long before this?
we used carnegie mellon's alice in middle school
>i wanna be dis senior developer, and BOW PA POW YEA I CAN DO DIS
i'm laughing. i'm laughing so hard.
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
I WANT OFF IT
>off the chain senior developer
>off the chain senior developer
>off the chain senior developer
>off the chain senior developer
>>55062569
this 2bh
>>55062523
Obligatory
ECE > CS
>ECE > CS
ECE > CS
>ECE > CS
ECE > CS
thats it I'm /code/ now
THAT NIGRESS LAUGH
so many exploitable moments from that video
ONE MORE THING?????????????
>>55062569
>27 years of software only at WWDC
fuck off
YOU LIKE CAN YOU FIX DAT SHIT NIGGA AND IM LIKA YA NIGGA I CAN NIGGA
>learn how to program in swift
>you can only make things for apple devices
epic
>>55062585
I wonder if she can code
I want all these racists to go back to /pol/
Cook the Cuck?
WE WUZ CODERSSSS
