WWDC 2016
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Who's ready?
Post links to streams, fire up your mpv and prepare yourself for more of based Craig's quick wit and charm.
requesting low res (pref 360p) if anyone has it.
>>55058172
2bh if they don't announce pic related they're finished as a company
>>55058181
Also mods pls sticky?
If you have at least one modern Mac/iOS product (e.g. 2009 or later), you can watch the keynote straight from Apple's web site without having to use a workaround.
>>55058181
I thought WWDC is always 100% software?
Who else can't wait to have Siri on their mac?
I use Siri on iPhone a lot more than I thought I would.
Also, who is the more kawaii personal assistant Siri or Cortana (google doesn't count because it has no personality).
>>55058288
Thank you for the helpful links to other boards I can enjoy :^)
I want a Swift iDoll...
>>55058181
>expecting hardware at a software show
never change g
>>55058266
I have never used Siri and I never will. Only assholes and luddite retards use it.
>>55058434
I need a Taylor Swift Assistant for seXCode.
>>55058434
Fuck off googlite
>>55058172
World Wide Dick Catching?
Let's get this out of the way
>Apple copied X
>Welcome to X year Apple
>Still 16GB
> Overpriced
>Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave
Can I watch the event using VLC?
>>55058599
Yes if someone posts the links, every year someone does but nobody has yet.
link pls
>>55058199
>mods pls sticky my shitty normalfag brand thread
Back to >>>/leddit/ fuckface.
>>55058172
POO IN LOO RAJEESH
>>55058617
I remember last time there was a troll link tho.
The link isn't out yet. I'll post one when it's closer to the actual time.
>>55058599
>>55058617
>>55058620
>>55058620
>>55058617
>>55058599
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/15pijbnaefvpoijbaefvpihb06/m3u8/atv_mvp.m3u8
>>55058664
OP here, I made the thread too early cos I got confused and thought it was an hour earlier than it was.
>>55058172
Countdown: http://www.appletimer.com/wwdc/
What to listen while waiting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNyG-xu-7SQ
>>55058172
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2016/
apple's official stream will work on microsoft edge if you don't have a mac. if you're on linux, i'm assuming you don't give a shit about things that cost money.
>>55058718
OP here, I am on Gentoo, I just watch all keynotes for entertainment value.
>>55058266
Siri is bae. But they really should open up the SDK to us.
>>55058288
/thread
>>55058718
>>55058702
>>55058682
>>55058664
2 rupees have been deposited in your designated shitting street Pajeet! Thank you for working at One Infinite Loo.
You'd think after what happened last night a bunch of gays would be reluctant to gather in one place again like this.
>>55058786
>>55058786
>tim opens the show with 30 min gay speech
>>55058766
>One Infinite Loo
topkek
>>55058855
>i'm so proud to be working with the world's thinnest and lightest gay indian hipsters
#hype
>>55058181
Stop asking for this bullshit.
>>55058682
Can't open the stream. Anyone else getting the same error with VLC?
will there be a ONE MORE THING?
>>55059076
of course.
>>55059076
mark my words
wwdc will start with cook's speech about orlando
>>55059076
they merged OSX into iOS, enjoy your walled garden toy os, ios is now known as iDeviceOS instead of iphoneOS
>>55059075
Maybe because it hasn't started yet?
mpv http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
>>55059128
>ios is now known as iDeviceOS instead of iphoneOS
They literally already changed the name from iPhoneOS to iOS for this reason.
This "code artisan" style really makes my autism peak.
macOS
>>55059146
this works on VLC?
What do you guys expect?
>swift news
>metal
>new mac OS and iOS developer beta
>Siri
>>55059187
apple music 2.0
>>55059181
just replace the word mpv with vlc
Boy am I ready to blow my entire bonus check on a new macbook
>>55059187
>new version of OSX with a better look (like Mav')
>more stuff for devs
>>55059181
It should, without the "mpv ", ofc. It's just the url to the stream.
Otherwise just get the mpv binary from herehttps://mpv.srsfckn.biz/
No need to install anything just use the mpv.exe
>>55058172
STICKY THIS
>>55059202
Pls no rambling Jimmy Iovine or Drizzy.
>>55058542
kys retard
>>55059230
Wait for a new thread so we can put the stream links in the OP
someone post a stream that i can view on my windows 7 box plx
protect us based stallman
dope music
so the link should work starting in 3 minutes?
Silence your phones, fuckers.
Tim will hear you, then point at and mock you.
>>55059166
I actually like it a lot, it's really aesthetically pleasing.
>>55059187
>new macbooks
>new mac pros
>siri bullshit
I fucking hate siri, though
>>55059261
can't you just change your user agent?
S H O R T L Y
>>55059261
Just update, it is free.
˙͜ >˙
>>55059261
http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8
Just put it in the network stream in vlc
Seems like a lot of quality options are gone
>>55059245
>>55059296
HLS is adaptive bitrate.
>>55059296
thank
>>55059266
Beck - Wow
In VLC Media Player
>click "Media" in the top bar
>click "Open Network Stream..."
>paste the link below
>click "Play"
http://appleliveevents-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222436-b/16faohbadfvoihjbadfvljhbphjb06/master/4500/4500.m3u8?t=YWxpc2FtaXg=
Alright guys, get ready to spam on here and downvote everything on /r/apple now.
This is going to be glorious
music off
>your face when apple kills OSX
>but makes is free software GPLv2
THE MUSIC STOPPED
HAPPENING
CHANCES OF MACBOOK PRO ANNOUNCEMENT? 80%?
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
HERE WE GO
>>55059111
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>55059309
is there a way to tell mpv to throttle it?
Thank mr. gay apple
you guys called it
gay speech
Y E S
E
S
FUCKING CALLED IT
>>55059111
I think we were all expecting that
desu expected the orlando shooting shit
>>55059111
nailed it
>>55059111
Well you are right
>>55059341
relax
>CONDOLENCES
>fapping about diversity
>MAKES US STRONGER, MOVES US FORWARD
what a fucking loser
>Shillery speech
Fuck off Apple, the last one falls for this sjw bullshit.
sone shouts ANDROID RULES
MOMENT OF SILENCE
PLEASE RISE AND SAY THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FOLLOWED BY 5 MINUTES OF CLAPPING
USA
USA
USA
is cook crying :'(
what do you do in a moment of silence?
REMOVE KEBAB
>default iPhone notification goes off
>>55059332
0%
This is about software, not hardware.
brb fapping
Daily reminder that Tim Cook is literally gay.
at least he called it terrorism
>jam-packed morning
macbooks pls
>>55059332
Who is that geriatric hottie?
>>55059371
Top kek of ifag
>the "hipster coder" aesthetic
i actually like it
My respect for Tim grows every time I see the man. Amazing guy.
>>55059369
Hope someone audibly farts and see how many people are trying not to laugh
Why the weird aspect ratio?
Siri upgrade incoming
~90% more useful
>>55059369
I went and made some instant noodles.
Is this the official bread?
Sticky when?
>>55059382
>wwdc keynote
>expecting hardware announcements
stop this meme already.
>>55059394
Standard cinema ratio
>9 y/o loo
>clapping
9
god I always hate how they always talk about WWDC itself. it's like a dick stroking fest
does she have a guaranteed job at apple?
>>55059296
>>55059146
Is not working for me on android
>stream keep skipping around
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55058266
I use siri to set my alram, as it's faster than doing it through the app.
>>55059409
Applel does it again
live /g/ chat where?
>>55059409
Better than (you)
>>55059394
Drama
>>55059416
POO
ofc it's a poo in loo grrl
why the fuck are his voice and lisp still so annoying? this guy spends millions on public speaking lessons, what the fuck.
I'm gay and it bothers me. It's unprofessional and off putting.
>2,000,000 apps
>1,999,000x garbage
>>55059420
you can set it to repeat senpai, you don't have to set that shit up every day
>>55059409
>9 year old!
mild cheers
>it's a girl
WOOOOOOOOOOOO GIRL POWER!
Fucking cringe, I quit after just 5 min.
>the youngest is only 9
>she
>b-b-ut girls can't code!
>but kids can't code!
/g/ BTFO yet again!
>>55059416
Ya tech support
>>55059427
>>55059416
>>550593981.9*0=0
Why do you hate Opera, Apple?
>>55059414
It's so the keynote isn't just product announcements
http://www.apple.com/apple-events/june-2016/
stream btw
>>55059433
he's southern, it isn't a lisp. that's just his accent
>>55059447
They hate everything that isn't safari
>>55059433
I find them pretty soothing actually. He's not an overly energetic dickhead or curry-nigger like you would get with any Android or Windows presentation.
why the fuck is the stream constantly skipping?
>>55059447
Its not actually your browser you idiot.
>>55059457
It's working perfectly on Edge.
>>55059462
get better internet scrub
>>55059462
because of your pajeet internet
>>55059462
because your 3rd world socialist paradise internet sucks
STFU AND GET TO THE NEW SHIT MAN
>the future of TV is apps
fucking kill me
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
>>55059453
this>>55059462 works great
The latest Apple TV is a godsend. It makes Roku or firestick or any other competitor look like absolute garbage in comparison.
>>55059433
>I would like to let you know, HWAT we do, and HWY we do it
>Enrich people's lives.
>>55059419
>>55059462
It's not. Stop posting it.
> OS X
macOS shills btfo
>>55059487
>has never been to the south
OS TEN
OS TEN
>>55059457
Works on edge
>>55059479
Makes sense since channels will merely shift to apps.
Was anyone else expecting Tim Cook to say "MACOS"
>watchOS
WHO THE HELL CARES
watchOS is so boring, so forced
>>55059487
Dude, don't make fun of him, you don't know HWAT he's been through
this is the kind of guy that was bullied in high school
>start with watchOS aka cancerOS
APPLE FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>>55059494
It is. No.
>>55059485
What does an HDMI cable cost, anyways?
Also, did discount Bill Gates just enter the stage?
As an Apple Watch user, fucking finally. How did they not keep apps in memory before? Christ.
>>55059513
this is the kind of guy that was bullied yesterday
>>55059519
Too much poo
>>55059509
Very few. That's why they put it at the start to advertise it lol
>>55059499
It still sounds like he's trying to stick his cock in your ear.
>>55059517
It's only you, faggot.
MAGICAL
>>55059519
kill yourself
IT'S FAST
>>55059497
nah they're gonna announce the change once they get to it
WOOOW
>app starts up right away
INNOVATION
REVOLUTIONARY
1 MILLION TIMES FASTER
APPLE WON
>>55059497
just wait until they get to the OS X segment faggot
>Already stalling for time with boring shit
>Oh muh god it's 150ms faster
They got nothing. Absolutely nothing
>>55059513
>>55059523
And yet he could afford to buy your murder ten times over...
>>55059409
>>55059509
>>55059510
>he can't afford an apple watch!
>>55059519
I think that is shooped.
>>55059523
Fucking kek.
>>55059554
FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY
>>55059554
Wow competition against Samsung
>>55059550
:|
>>55059497
wait until they address it you dingleberry. why would they reveal a name change offhandedly?
APPLE INVENTED SPEED
>>55059519
>>55059492
>>55059459
>I don't like thread so I'll literally shit up the thread.
Why are you so salty about people talking about Apple? It's not like these people are unironically liking it.
Apple invented pagefiles
SCRIBBLE IS OP
>>55059562
yeah either they're stalling for time because they only have boring shit or they want the new OLED MBPs to stand out more against the boring crap from the beginning ;^)
>>55059564
I'm wearing a stainless steel with an official link bracelet right now friend
>literal shitposting
Pajeet fuck off
>>55059584
Just don't reply to them and report them bros
THEY HAVE MINNIE
REVOLUTION
MINNIE
>>55059536
No. Someone else said the same >>55059419
>minnie
lmao still no third-party faces
>a new watch face
buy, buy, buy
MINNIE MOUSE TECHNOLOGY
FUCKING HELL MAN
> Minnie coming to the watch
STOP IT I CAN'T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT
FINALLY an activity watch face. Fucking thank you apple
>>55059603
What is that hanging
>>55059607
Are Apple watches cum resistant?
> don't give two fucks about watchOS
> crowd cheers like mad for every announcement
> think Apple might actually be releasing good updates here
> crowd goes crazy for Minnie
>Mini Mouse watch faces
T H I C K
>>55059603
>>55059617
yes, no stains
>Literally a fat sjw presenting now
Is she fat or her clothing sucks?
SHES SO FAT HAHA
D I V E R S I T Y
This is a fucking trainwreck
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TECHNOLOGY WHALE
>>55059626
>workout
COME ON! XCODE FOR iPAD! PLS!
HARPOONS
MAN
THEM
Why are Apple's presentations so fucking classy? Presentations by any other major company are absolutely fucking disgusting in comparison.
>>55059621
this is pretty bad, even for apple O_o
>>55059633
Fatties always wear sport clothing.
>>55059633
yes
> fat woman on stage
dat diversity
I love that this poster is actually so mad about Apple.
Can we skip anything Apple Watch?
THARRRR SHE BLOWS
This fat bitch is real damn annoying
I miss the old semite hippie
She's a BIG girl
THAT WAS TWO TAPS YOU LIAR
why is her nose so big??
>implying she'd EVER have the activity app open
>>55059634
That's a size zero in America.
>>55059655
thanks
>Watchface Conference 2016
Thanks, Apple.
lol her wrist band wouldn't fit her wrist
>>55059635
>>55059632
>not a black muslim transgender womyn
literally racist
>today's just one of those days
okay that was a little funny
Who are these people preseting this crap?
If Jobs was alive he would fire all of them live on stage.
>>55059652
This, does he look up all this literal shit porn just to get some attention?
>Walk the great wall of china
oh boy
>>55059663
gee I wonder
APPLEWATCH WILL HELP YA GET UP FA WORK IN THA MOY'NIN, GOY!
>The Timer is still on
cmon cmon
>bucket list
She better get on that.
>bucket list
she better get to it. fat bitch aint got much time left
>>55059661
the funny thing is that the presenters are chosen to look like they do on purpose
>>55059683
it's so random xD
>obsessed with closing her rings
