Wtf Google
http://gizmodo.com/how-to-listen-to-and-delete-everything-youve-ever-said-1780366724
Just listen to myself for a few minutes, holy fuck I am cringe
>gizmodo
This was included with the privacy statement you clicked though when you got your device, you were given the option to not allow this.
>>54917540
Short: If you've ever interacted with Google Now using your voice, every instance of your voice interaction is recorded and archived and you can see all of it here.
https://history.google.com/history/audio
>>54917559
>reading privacy statements
>2016
what
damn my English is fucking terrible
>>54917570
My default assumption is to assume everything I do will be saved in some kind of database, and then replicated between thousands of machines, forever to remain.
>>54917602
>>54917570
It was a single paragraph statement asking if you wanted to send data to Google to improve functionality that loaded when you first got your phone
>>54917519
2008:
FUCK YOU, GOOGLE!! Listening to my conversations all the time? Recording? Keeping forever? It's official - no more Google products in my household!! No self-respecting person should give up this much of their privacy! Never again!
2016:
Lel, guis! I can listen to all of my recordings stored on Google's servers! Isn't it cool? Oh wow! They also have my location! And a map of where I have been in the last 5 years!! THIS IS AMAZING!! Based Google!
How times have changes...
>>54917798
>It's official - no more Google products in my household!! No self-respecting person should give up this much of their privacy! Never again!
You can't avoid YouTube.
>>54917519
Mines empty, I "paused" all of my histories a long time ago.
>>54917907
same
>>54917907
>I "paused" all of my histories a long time ago.
>all it takes is one click to disable the botnet
:^)
>>54917811
what do you use youtube for? im seriously curious
the only times i ever even try is sometimes with embedded vids on 4chin but 9 out of 10 times they are blocked and i dont bother to go through the effort of watching it just so some anon and make a retarded point
most videos i watch online are porn or movies and youtube doesnt do either
How else is it supposed to learn to recognize you?
>>54917933
>"disable"
It just disables showing you the recordings.
>>54917564
I visited the link but it wanted me to sign up or some shit. Don't tell me you goys actually signed up an account with Jewgle
>>54917943
r u serious?
http://www.alexa.com/topsites
i have spent more time on youtube then probably any other website, and i use the internet all day
google is pretty much the center of everything at this point
>>54917979
What was the most significant thing that you have learned on YouTube today?
>>54917979
you didnt answer my question anon. i asked you what you are specifically doing on youtube since i cant even imagine anything other than watching cat videos on repeat
i know you are a faggot brainless nu-male and that youtube is very popular already, im just curious what youre doing
>>54917979
and google execs have been to obongo white house like 180 times in 8 years, everyone other top tech company has been like 2-3
>>54917798
If anyone really wants to oppose all these privacy-invading measures, they should be actively crowd-funding new technologies and systems that can attempt to replace these things. Talk is cheap.
>>54917645
>mob justice is always right
>>54918009
My Little pony is a nice show
They record way more than that
https://www.google.com/settings/accounthistory
>>54917798
I kinda enjoy that google stores every search I've done, it's pretty nice looking back old searches.
No, I'm not being ironic, sometimes you just want to know something you searched back then but can't find it now, and history is a fucking godsend.
>>54918009
watched MIT opencourseware video about artificial intelligence, leaned a little
>>54918009
nash equilibrium and reduced row echelon matrix form
then again i'm not that guy, i don't use youtube with an account and i could get those videos from some other mirrors if i wanted
>>54918086
I recommend coursera
>>54918014
r u serious?
i am subscribed to over 200 different channels so it's hard to described what i'm doing,
i'll take a screenshot if u want
>>54918086
ocw is cool but hardly a youtube exclusive thing
most people watch low quality music videos, stupid reviewers, dumb ecelebs, game videos and other inane wastes of time
>>54918085
"I kinda enjoy that google stores every search I've done"
- Anon, June 2016
>>54917519
Good thing I don't use this
>>54918112
>get invited to my normie friend's house
>she's living with her normie bf
>they literally spend two hours watching funny youtube videos on their tv
>>54918103
yeah post a screen maybe i'll be pleasantly surprised
>>54918128
out of context fallacy, you nigger
>>54918014
> i asked you what you are specifically doing on youtube
uhh watching the some of the billion hours of content that are uploaded
i don't think i have watched a cat video since 2008
>>54918014
youtube is the best website on the internet behind www.google.com imo
>>54918183
>rap
all respect = lost
>>54918014
i can't tell if u r serious or just baiting
>>54917519
I sounded great OP, you gotta have them good genes for the bonnet to consume.
>>54918014
i have a feeling you are b8
I don't see the problem it's just my OK google requests
>>54918220
>>54918206
>>54918183
>>54918244
im surprised people like you really exist. maybe im just getting old
>>54918269
yea, i think the same thing of furries
u seem like ur over 30 and are not with the times
Not cool google... Not cool
>>54918313
kek
>>54918269
u should check out how much the top youtubers get paid if u don't think youtube is a thing
>>54918404
that like saying you should buy lottery tickets because look up much the winners make!
im just surprised how stupid this generation is. ill get used to it i just need some time to adjust
>>54918404
i know damn well it's a thing, doesn't mean it's not fucking stupid
>>54918269
I'm not surprised, go to a college or a school, niggers watching funny youtube videos, ylvis music, youtube poop, mlg videos, thread simulators, actual shows, advertising, youtubers which talk about stuff.
Aand, it depends actually, there are two ways of learning now, watching videos or reading.
>>54918128
I can't even dap you up
>>54918456
i am guessing you haven't tried VR porn either?
also, you boomers fucked up the USA
>>54918467
there is a reason it's the second most visited website (behind google search engine)
because it's fucking amazing
>>54918492
why do you think im a boomer? im just making fun of you for bring brainless monkeys who literally seek out advertising and bullshit on your own time to watch. im starting to think that corporations were successful in brainwashing people to consume nonsense
I SOUND LIKE A FAG
>>54918555
you watch too much anime crack on youtube
>>54918540
What do you do on your own time?
So does this mean google has no recordings of me?
>>54918540
Welcome to the internet, you're in the year 2016 btw if u haven't realized
>>54918576
So it's gotten to the point where you're questioned if you don't squander your time on idiotic ad-filled entertainment.
>>54917811
you misspelled google earth. ALWAYS WATCHING
>>54918621
They do, but you have no access to them. Similar to when you turn off your location - you are the one who does not get to see that log, but Google has it.
>>54918629
Do you spend all your time either in irc, 4chan, programming as a hobby? Reading fiction or non-fiction?
Blogging?
>>54917519
>this thread
Jesus Christ
I sound so nasally and dorky.
>>54918576
watching soap oper...i mean the new coolest youtubers like all the hip young kids of course. that and reaction videos
>>54918674
>he is perfectly fine with being recorded by Google - the #1 global privacy violator
God damn.
>>54917519
>not disabling this shit
jeez i sound cringe
>>54918685
I'm not sure how you came to such a conclusion, but okay.
>>54918649
Studying, working, being with family and friends, going out, working out, cooking and sleeping. I suggest that you read Flow by Csikszentmihalyi, it's been shown on many different peer reviewed studies that people show their lowest levels of concentration, attention and engagement when consuming entertainment. Sure those studies were about TV but youtube is the same thing. They become like zombies, dumber and dumber.
Do you think Bill Gates watches funny videos on youtube? Linus? Stallman? Trump? Musk? Do you think they wasted hours and hours watching tv when they were young?
I invest my time on myself, I protect my time from the harmful media.
You could also read On the shortness of life by Seneca. People who squander their time like that always regret it when they're old.
>>54917954
When Voice & Audio Activity is off, voice searches will be stored using anonymous identifiers. This information won't be saved to your Google Account even if you're signed in.
it saves it anonymously thats way fucking better
I knew this guy, that, didn't leave internet, beyond facebook and youtube.
He said that because I often linked him external sites, as a source, but he didn't like them because it's "a unsafe internet", unknown websites give you virus, you know..
I didn't know what to say, I realized that youtube and facebook provided everything he needed, plus he spend THE WHOLE DAY AT THE COMPUTER.
I cringed so hard, I didn't know what to think of him, and I eventually stopped talking to him, what the fuck!
>>54918712
>>54918716
I basically only use 4chimps and youtube.
>>54918703
It was rather simple. Upon discovering that you are being recorded, you were not at all horrified. Instead your dorky-sounding voice was the only circumstance that truly bothered you in this situation.
>>54918714
So my point is exactly the same.
>nothing there
Wow what a surprise, I didn't ignore everything like a complete retard.
>>54917943
>>54917979
>>54918009
>>54918086
>not using youtube-dl
>>54918730
You jumped to conclusions, yes.
>>54918712
y-you know, that youtube gives informative teaching videos, tv also if you know where to look.
But I do recognize there's plenty of useless entertainment there.
>sync history across all devices
>press a in the browser, ASIANS
>press i, INCEST
>press e, EROTICA
>press l, LITEROTICA
>press j, JUICYASIANS
>...
>>54917564
>Its a billion snippets of me asking my smartwatch for the weather
Neat
>>54918712
How do you learn a new language without videos, I mean the writing part is covered by books, but only audios are hard to come by
>>54918756
Have you at least "paused" the recording? I assume that you did not remove anything Google-related from your device, because you surely can not be bothered to go this far, no matter how much data flows from your device directly to Google.
>>54918777
So, nice weather today, huh?
>>54918009
girl shaving her vajj
>>54917564
> Nothing
Feels good mang
>>54918764
Yeah sure, youtube isn't inherently bad. I thought we were talking about the normie part of youtube.
It's funny because on all actually good youtube playlists (mostly OCW or EDX), the first video always has like 500000 views and the latter ones have no more than 20000 so it's not a valid argument that people spend their time on the good side of youtube.
>>54918782
>While voice recordings can be “paused,” they’ll be reactivated the next time you use Virtual Assistant, Voice Search, or say “OK Google.” Which kind of sucks! So stay diligent about deleting stuff, especially if you say anything embarrassing and/or incriminating to your phone.
The biggest thing to me is that it is always recording 100% of the time. Most of mine start with OK Google.
>>54918712
jesus christ you sound like a faggot, you must be fun at parties
How does "Ok Google" work, if not by recording everysecond of your time :^)
>>54918647
source on that?
>>54918779
Nothing wrong with it as long as you're not a mindless consumer, there are many good uses of youtube. But I'm just saying that most people waste their time watching stupid shit.
I know it because most people I know are like that, and because if it weren't true ecelebs and reviewers wouldn't make that much money.
>>54918835
you sound like just another person who will never achieve greatness.
>>54918835
4/10 - not too bad, kiddo! Keep it up, and you will be a master rustler in no time!
>>54918835
I'm sure I have way more fun at parties than you do.
>>54918843
most people aren't rational, humble, greatly successful. So why the fuck are you surpised.
>>54918836
Do you have something to hide, pedo?
>>54918836
i just realized it is recording everything i say, wtf
fuck
>>54918900
I... I support Trump... :(
>>54918865
I never said I was surprised, maybe you're thinking I'm a different guy. I know some of my friends and everybody else at college far too well to be surprised. But he asked me how I spend my time and I just told him.
What did surprise me was the fact that people are questioned if they don't live way in such inane ways. Like you're strange for investing into your future.
>Nexus 6 owners are being recorded 100% of the time because it works with the screen off
>what other phones do this
>>54918900
Yes, not because I'm evil or illegal, but because this information can be used for evil, a corrupt google or nsa officer, knows my banking credentials, and I'm fucked, yes I have something to hide, you little shit.
>>54918847
holy shit
>>54918913
#rekt
And yet you will do absolutely nothing about it.
tfw nsa officers bought expensive google phones, and google recorded everything they said, and overheard all the confidential information ,and google is the new nsa
>>54918555
And your shit's all retarded.
>>54918964
holy shit what a plot twist
>>54918964
>tfw you realize Google is using its lobbying power to manipulate world events and international politics
https://wikileaks.org/google-is-not-what-it-seems/
We really are controlled by multinational corporations.
>>54918964
dayum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAYZU4A3w0
>>54918712
>I invest my time on myself, I protect my time from the harmful media.
He says while unironically spending his time arguing with anonymous friendos on a Sumatran needlecraft chat room.
>>54919001
Can I get something designed to be viewed by a human please?
Well, I'm so glad I'm using firefox instead of chrome.
I'm just scared that firefox becomes a second chrome and google will just get more unstoppable power
>>54919031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElR58ziaZPY
I don't even know what to say for myself
>>54919001
>there's a guard following him every time.
Good fuck, that shit is more secure than the president
>>54919092
how is ur voice?
>>54919001
>"Google is bigger than the internet"
what?
What....?
I don't even know what to say
Im crying.
>>54919001
Noah is creeping me out with his scripted speech.
>>54918841
I used the internet once, dipshit. Do you really think google doesn't keep logs and just doesn't tell you about it?
God, is /g/ this stupid?
>>54918089
dude u sound so full of urself for learning some basic fukn linear algebra
if you read a book u'd know this shit better
>>54919150
he's_right_you_know.jpeg
https://wikileaks.org/google-is-not-what-it-seems/
I can't believe people are still laughing this off as if it's nothing. I mean, I really wonder what Google needs to do to piss anyone off these days.
>>54919001
>you can spin the camera
whoaaaa
>>54918751
lmao this, just download your videos, that way you will have THEM stored if you think they're cool.. because let's face it.
Most of us made a bookmark folder of videos to save on hard disk later on.. but after few months you end up deleting that folder and never ever doing that.
>>54917519
>>54917564
I'm going to sample all my recordings. I usually hate my voice but some of these clips are amazing.
>>54919196
Are you drunk?
>>54919001
If you can get to their database center, and plug in a virus, you'd control the world.
>>54919180
Deal with it nerd. Google uses that information to improve your search experience, which is what most people care about, because most people are out living their lives instead of sitting in their basements mumbling about 'muh privacy' .
>>54917965
wow sherlock
>>54919180
>Not wanting a better search experience in exchange for personal information
What's wrong with you?
>>54919220
Random anon, sup.
>>54919001
this is painfully scripted
>>54919001
I used to fear politics.
Now I fear google.
I'm kind of in the camp that there will never be an actual person paying attention to any of the data content I could produce, it's always going to be AI from here on out that looks at it, I wouldn't care about getting naked in front of a robot either
idk why you guys are so surprised by this
it was always obvious that any time you used okay google they recorded it
and no, it doesnt record everything you say.
it's p ez to build a simplified model to detect if ppl say okay google and run that on the phone then upload the recording of the whole thing to be computer on the cloud
>>54919001
>>54919295
if you look around you can find him in every shot i think
>>54919293
computed in the cloud*
>>54919295
I bet he has a gun
>>54919295
>>54919125
This is the reason why the guy sounded scripted, he was fearing the guards too, google doesn't seem to trust him too much either.
>>54919306
he looks like a pedo
Lets wait until we hear about google "disappearences".
I bet they have a murder room.
>it's a bunch of retarded questions and memes spoken in retarded accents, and street names from using the GPS
muh privacies
FYI: Google also records all your recaptcha attempts
It's not just voice recordings though.
Google literally does go through your emails.
Sometimes it is useful (pic related) but it's mostly just creepy.
>>54917979
how the fuck is yahoo 5?
>>54919397
your parents, older people use yahoo
>>54919397
because their current CEO is so great
;)
why doesnt google buy facebook and suddenly we're all fucked
>>54919397
this is how you know summer is here
>>54918674
so you're a kike?
>>54917564
All I have is about 6 clips saying "ok Google, take me home."
wtf i hate google now?
>>54919467
No, you don't.
You depend on it.
Google it's useful.
It brings everything you want, to you. for you, for free.
>>54919179
Eh. The world needs an Empire to fall under. Too long have we been divided as many, squabbling over scant resources and wasting what we have.
I would fall eagerly under the treads of progress for a one world government if it meant the safety, growth, and perpetuation of the human species.
>>54919478
agreed
i am hype af for google self driving cars too
>>54917519
everyone hates their own voice
everyone else is used to your voice
>>54919483
>muh Fascist Utopia
S U M M E R
U
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M
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I thought when /pol/ talked about jews, it was irony or sarcasm, or a joke.
But google is run by jews.
>>54919478
It's only free if you don't value your privacy.
>>54919510
Doesn't have to be a utopia. Could be as divided and chaotic as the US. Still united as one body, though.
>>54919525
>>54919525
Hollywood and big banks are a much more explicit example of the Jewish conspiracy.
>just me setting alarms and checking weather
>half the results are google misunderstanding what I said
Does it also record when you're logged out?
>>54919539
That graph is inaccurate, Marissa Mayer is not Jewish.
>>54917564
I knew beforehand that google kept every recording forever so I never use it.
>>54917943
Youtube is important, how else will you watch videos of vapid idiots talking into a camera
>>54919538
It would never be possible without a strong central government. You would need something like the UN with a standing army.
>>54919539
No wonder the entertainment industry is going down the drain
Now all I need to get to know exactly where you'd be at what time is your google password.
This shit is an assassin's wet dream. If they put 'getting the target's google password' into the Hitman games people would complain that the game was too easy
>>54919602
>going down the drain
It's been like this since the beginning...
Ever wonder why Hitler is the embodiment of Evil®, despite being pretty far down the list of tyrants.
>>54919623
was that even english
I'm pretty-fucking deep in the botnet.
I have:
>Hangouts and Messaging
>Youtube (logged in)
>Google with Now enabled
>Google Keybaord
>Google Photos (w/ cloud backup)
>Google Music (w/o subscription)
>probably gonna use Allo too when it comes out
>>54919623
yfw on Google+ you can allow people to show your device location at any time
>>54919191
How? I'm not seeing any controls
>>54919725
this is good when you live in a shit country with muggers and niggers who steal phones
>>54919725
that is actually pretty useful tho
>>54919744
top left
>>54919703
>Google keyboard
u talking about just the touchscreen keyboard?
i am also very deep in the botnot, i just don't use my name on any of my four google accounts
>>54919765
nothing there
>>54919776
use google chrome
>>54919744
>>54919765
you can literally drag the screen with your cursor
or use google cardboard and watch it in VR
>>54919781
pfffffffft yeah right
>>54919785
that just pauses the video
>>54919803
r u retarded?
>>54919773
No, there's a keyboard app released by Google. It's basically AOSP but with added extras (and possibly botnet).
I don't use my real name either; for example - "Faw Sean" (It's not the name I actually use, it's just an example)
>>54919803
You do have to use Chrome for it, though..
I fail to see what's the problem here? You willingly send voice recordings to the google servers and now you're angry that they have them?
so mine has a bunch of em from when the thing was accidentally activated. a bunch of snippets of random conversations. one weird one was this one from 5 am where this female voice I can't recognize asks me "you okay? " and I mumble "I'm good". did I get my kidney stolen, /g/?
>>54919839
Oh I'm fine about that, I'll live.
>>54919816
This reaction I'm curious about, though. Why do you think that?
>>54918456
>that like saying you should buy lottery tickets because look up much the winners make!
but that's precisely the point of a lottery.
>>54919803
>>54917519
Wow, it's literally nothing.
READ the privacy statement shit, you faggot.
Know what you are doing. Remember you are using the botnet also. Expect this shit.
Fucking idiots.
>>54919889
>using 4chan and being logged in on Google on the same account
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
what I find more shocking is that some people seem to think turning the feature off actually does anything but hide your history to you
>>54918555
me too Anon, at least im actually a fag so its not too bad but i wish i had a nice voice
>>54919902
browser*
>>54919889
Oh, it was nothing
Move along.
Mods, delete this thread.
>>54919886
>gifs
>year of our lord two thousand and sixteen anno domini
>>54919902
>>54919915
>thinking somehow that using a different browser or signing out of an account prevents the NSA from collecting another point of data
>>54917519
>people on /g/ will STILL use and defend Android just because it's cheap
>people on /g/ will STILL willingly buy and use an adware os
>>54919929
at this point Google knows more than you than the nsa
>>54917519
Kek. I wonder how many people here opted into this botnet shit but still complain about Windows?
>>54919922
Pardon my ignorance but, how do I record small webms from my screen, I was using licecap
>>54918712
Wait, so if you dont consume entertainment, what do you di with your freinds? work out, sleep? I mean I know can talk to them but about what, how enlightened you are? You sound like the worlds most obnoxious person.
>>54919179
>Google is getting WH [White House] and State Dept support and air cover. In reality they are doing things the CIA cannot do . . .
So, a bunch of nerds have more power than a agency of spies.
ayy fucking lmao
>>54919941
>>54919941
wew
>>54918777
for me its setting an alarm
oh shit google even knows when I am sleeping
>>54918712
What are you doing on 4chan (one of the most stupid places on the internet) then?
>>54919886
Like I said, I don't have that control. The apparent reason why has already been explained in this thread. Why did you bother posting this?
>>54919883
the point of a lottery is that it generates revenue for the government that runs it, and that can only happen if ticket-buyers, in aggregate, pay more for the tickets than the government pays out in winnings. The ticket buyers are just being suckered into paying a voluntary tax.
>>54919975
He values his snonimity
>>54919989
that's the point of the lottery for the government. the point of the lottery for the bettor who wishes to win is another.
it is as 'voluntary tax' as any other tax, smart ass.
>>54919968
God bless edward snowden
>>54920010
You know you're supposed to pay other taxes whether you like it or not, right?
Like, it's the law. It's not voluntary.
>>54919968
Those slides look like pure shit, the NSA guys can't into graphic design at all.
>>54920064
I thought the slides were made by a kid or a teenager, but it seems those slides are really the originals, what the fuck, lol.
>>54920064
Have you seen the Sony leak slides? NOBODY in any sort of management can into graphic design.
>>54919703
im so far into the botnet now i barely even care, if the government wants to 1984 me they can just come and get me at this point
>>54917564
>mfw I sound like a fag
>>54920126
>sound
Yeah right.
You ARE a fag.
>>54920058
>it is as 'voluntary tax' as any other tax, smart ass.
You should read more carefully.
related https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27193370/
>>54920154
>OPs image is pure autism
>ponys 9gag reddit all inone
just end 4chan already
>>54920152
...nnnno, my point still still stands.
>>54917519
well would you look at that, I stopped it from logging this shit years ago apparently
get good dumbfucks
how does google ok google work?
I'm curious
do they record literrally everything?
>>54920454
They certainly process everything on their end. As for what they openly admit to recording, it's the mode where it'll adaptively "learn" to understand you and function outside of the home screen and Google search app.
>>54918775
>Press z, zettai ryouiki
Damn it.
>>54920688
Eh, you're safe with that one as people don't know japanese - only a fellow guy/girl who's into anime and shit will know what it is.
>>54920713
I was mostly just continuing the joke with an uncommon letter without making it weird with zoophilia. I'd imagine most people on /g/ don't have google display their previous searches. Privacy aside 90% of what I search for is either spell checking or very specific keywords to try to re-find articles.
>>54920064
>>54920092
>>54920079
Found the web "developers."
Voice & Audio Activity
Check out your voice and audio inputs that you’ve sent to Google
No items to show
To get started, set up "Ok Google" on your device. Learn more
Today
Some items may be delayed
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>tfw
>>54918014
If it makes you feel better - I'm 23 and don't have a youtube account. Use it to listen to a song occasionally.
>>54917519
WTF I hate Google now!
Seriously this shit is been out for so long, and only now people are outraged. Also you absolute autists where the fuck do you think all your searched are sent? To a fucking magical server that doesn't belong to anyone and generates results taylored only for yourself? Get the fuck out redditards. Same shit with that location history.
>talking to the botnet
>>54917943
watching doom 4 for the story
>>54918636
Lel, Google buys those satellite images from other companies. They are not actually the ones creeping on us from space.
>>54918183
>drama alert
Kys
>>54918712
And wasting time on 4chan like you are right now won't make you dumber? Then get the fuck out if here then and take your contrarian self with you.
Everyone look at this faggot, he believes he's too good for the likes of youtube and 4chan.
>>54917519
good thing that i only use the text search on my computer that does not have microphones or cameras
>>54922258
>Only you can see this data
This is quite simply a lie.
