/g/ humor-ylyl thread
>>54813108
>/g/ huor thread
>huor
>>54813108
>hurr huor thred
typical /g/ fag
>>54813108
I went for an interview to go to tafe.
The female tech assistant didn't know what linux was. So she got some neck beard fat ass with a pony tail to come help.
He told me my computer was broken.
He also kept butting-in during my interview even though he wasn't supposed to be there.
What a weirdo
>>54813468
>NAS, Network-attached storage
Nothing funny about that
>>54813479
See Spot, See Spot run, run Spot run!
Congrats, you spelt "humour" incorrectly, not once, but twice.
>>54813568
Kek, russian soundblaster
>>54813612
CAN'T BE!?
>>54813568
that's actually kind of impressive.
>>54813644
k britcuck. don't forget to bin that spoon
>>54813744
>>54813762
>>54813544
is this from a horror movie?
>>54813533
kek wtf it cant be random
>>54813727
>k literally anyone but Ameretard
FTFY
>>54813553
i want one damn
>>54813108
Link to some anons collection.
https://www.flickr.com/gp/135666108@N08/HpME78
>>54813602
>1 year warranty
>chuckle.jpg
>>54813762
Why does the inspect element look like that? What browser is that?
>>54813641
>>54813647
Why though?
>>54813612
Holy fucking shit
Surely, SURELY, mainstream media can't be this UTTERLY retarded.
>>54813641
I thought that was trumps wig for a moment there.
>>54813553
Top comfy
>>54813762
we don't need scripts on the web, guys.
>>54813602
>strong earthquake
U wot m8
>>54813622
>check all applicable
>uses radio buttons
Oy vey
>>54813184
tafe is for faggots, sounds like you'll fit in well
>>54814016
It can and it is. Not only on technical matters. On all matters. You only notice the technical ones because that's what you know but other topics are covered in the same way.
>>54814051
We really dont. This static list probably works on a 15 year old web browser and loads faster than any scripted bullshit
>>54813901
As a black man I can confirm that seeing "fuck niggers amirite" on twitter made me want to never post anything on the internet again
We need to speak up against people posting "fuck niggers" until we silence those poor, ugly, antisocial white fuckers.
>>54813544
>>54814212
95% of people who post that stuff just post it for the shock value and lulz. the other 5% are probably actually racist
>when you see it....
>>54814492
B-but why though... ?
>>54814492
kek, negative legs on positive pads
>>54814464
>out of ink
>it's clearly toner
My autism hurts.
>>54813523
Surely you don't need 30 USB ports to heat up some meat.
Or do modern USB's output that much more power.
>>54813622
You've made me miss those old bubbles.
>>54814004
Autism is one hell of a drug.
>>54814046
Do you know where you are, son?
>>54813468
EVERY FUCKING TIME I try to insert it without looking
>>54814176
I just have to finish year 10 cause i was kidnapped as when i stared my first term of year 10.
>>54814645
This made me sad.
>>54813523
>not just connecting the psu directly
>>54814212
>We need to speak up
Well speak up then.
You can do that when there's nobody deciding what you can or can't say.
>>54814645
>vhs
>windows 95
>friends actors
wew lad were gettin 90s up in here
>>54814212
bait, even niggers aren't this stupid
>>54814645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGYcNcFhctc
>>54814492
I don't see it...
>>54814810
Scary shit m8.
>>54814808
and people wonder why 90's kids grew up to be like this..
>>54813507
I don't get it.
>>54813602
>is disk
>is fast
What else do you want, goy?
>>54814612
well, the regular USB is 500mA or so.
even cheap laptops and PCs have 1A ports now.
an X99 premium mobo got 8x USB3 and USB3.1 ports.
> USB 3.0 and 3.1 both support the USB Power Delivery specification, which supports a maximum of 20 volts at 5 amps for a total of 100 watts of power.
So that's like having 80 of these old ports on your PC.
>>54814492
the ram isnt seated
>>54814204
Implying a text box is not supported since the first browsers, lel.
>>54814943
>>54815004
that looks pretty neat actually
but won't do shit for the second GPU
>>54814943
>>54815004
> feelio when cleaning Zotac cards
Cleaned my gtx260 yesterday, it was not hard to take apart. Then I brought my GTX780 with the DirectCU II.
Fuck me.
It's like one solid block of metal.
At least the ZOTAC had screws and shit.
>>54815028
I believe on that model the 295 was actually dual PCB.
Note the interposer cables by the DVI ports and the PCIe slot.
>>54813999
chrome/webkit
>>54815052
there is two green chips on the bottom one, and only one on the top.
>>54814808
Such revolutionary technology I can't wait to get my hands on Windows 95
>>54815052
This is a dual PCB card, how stupid can you be not to see that?
>>54813862
>shoot that exist!
Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>54814189
Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray’s case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the “wet streets cause rain” stories. Paper’s full of them. In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.
>>54813479
I'll probably get laughed at but I never got this one.
>>54815514
Read it aloud
lrn 2 command prompt
>>54815514
You're probably not a native english speaker, then.
>>54813626 is the reference
>>54813108
lol
>>54815711
I think the connection here is both are for pussies.
>>54813108
>huor
o i em laffin
>>54813932
This can't be real...
It's real.
>>54813668
>>54814016
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/05/30/powerful-flame-cyberweapon-tied-to-powerfully-angry-birds.html
>>54814492
Ayy lmao
>>54815719
KEK'd, so true
>>54815758
Holy shit, this was 4 years ago and shes still working
>>54813612
I came here for humor, not agony.
>>54813602
HDD > SSD
>>54815862
RAM > HDD > SSD
>>54815916
>RAM
>want to use a specific file
>it picks a random access file.
>Opens up family videos when I wanted my family to watch my hentai.
Never again.
>>54815936
the hell are you talking about?
>>54815936
RAM just keeps picking random files until it finds the one you want
>>54816018
Ya but it does it really fast
The lag is several nanoseconds
>>54816008
Yes, I'm an idiot for not understanding your classic joke.
Now what the hell are you talking about?
>>54816039
You know what RAM stands for right?
>>54815862
This, and faggots still think SSD's are faster.
Kek
>>54816077
don't bullet point it, just get on with it
did you just use the word random and apply it to file directories instead of volatile memory usage?
is that the big gag? please put me out of my misery
>>54816123
Can't kill what's already braindead.
>>54816134
see that's humour
there's hope yet
>>54816149
That's not humour, that's someone being a bully.
>>54813826
>>54813771
I kek'd
Where's the one with Stallman and Barbie?
>>54813771
>>54813826
>>54816168
OC
>>54814646
>Do you know where you are, son?
you are in the /g/ angle, baby
>>54814204
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>>54814808
>less boring than the actual show
>>54813544
And on that day, the server realized its dream of becoming a boat.
>>54813581
Seen this guy's battlestation. His obsession with Beatrice is impressive.
>>54813612
and so is the program that runs the website.
C
>>54813589
>people thought windows 7 was spying on them
oh, the past is joyous
>>54816519
Yes, newfriend. We have all seen Sysadmin's battlestation.
>>54816340
More like the /g/anges.
>>54816519
/facepalm
>>54813311
love it
>>54816854
Has he released that dating sim yet? He never seems to be on anymore.
>>54814810
>That image
>>54814213
Kek
>>54814318
>95% of people who post that stuff are edgy 12 year olds
ftfy
>>54815754
>not knowing the Feminist Software Foundation
Way to out yourself as a newfag, newfag
>>54817194
>nobody at Cisco ever used cables with a protective boot
fucking defective by design m8
>>54813771
>>54813762
>>54816276
This can´t be real
>>54817332
That's what happens when people get paid by the hour.
>>54815693
At least they bothered to use Rubycon
>>54817332
The one with the graduate is real, and the one with + - I just made, don't know about the slider.
Daily reminder that Linux is tainted since kernel 3.
>>54817766
>Kys@microsoft
True words
Fresh OC: tried replacing the front glass of my Note 2 by myself. I obviously fucked up the glue amount by a huge margin.
Can someone post that programming language tier list?
>>54814645
>>54814808
>it's real
I thought it was a Chinese knockoff or something, but why the hell is it real?
>>54813544
This kills the server
>>54818135
The 90s
