I'll start.
>Labtop.
Fuck off, retard.
Even better: CPU or Hard Drive instead of Computer or Machine.
>>54777374
I thought this was just a meme until yesterday when a family member of mine I don't see very often called my tower a hard drive...
I've heard upwards of 5 people (normies, elderly) call a tower the 'monitor'. JUST
>>54777244
I actually still say "labtop" in my head. I can't get it out of my system. Thankfully I usually end up saying "machine," so it's a moot point.
As a kid, I just always thought of them as devices that you moved around on the counter in your lab while you're running experiments...