hey g
I have a 12 hour flight coming up tomorrow and I want to program something
give me your ideas
A search engine for dank Linux memes that only works on Linux
Write a program that ranks porn stars, on a scale of 1 to 10, on how similar they look to Barack Obama.
>>54772408
I would not mind using something like this. But where can OP find a database of porn star faces?
>>54772441
I don't know where to find it but I'm fairly sure it already exists.
>>54772441
Yeah thats a problem
If I had internet up there I would just screenshot an appropriate frame for every single one of them
>>54772473
Go to /b/. Find a pornstar fap roulette.
>>54772352
I wouldn't recommend programming on a plane, some random passenger might think you're a hacker who's hacking the plane and she'll call the air marshal.
>>54773083
Has this happened to you? I feel like that this is the type of thing that mom from that one screencap would actually complain about.
>>54773283
not him, but this happened a few days back.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/University-of-Pennsylvania-Professor-Math-Equation-Philadelphia-International-Airport-Terrorism-Profile-Mistake-378520765.html
>>54773283
people have been arrested and taken off flights for doing much less
like doing math
>>54773316
>>54773348
>white women
Literally no one is as paranoid as these fuckers. Mix that with a general sense of ignorance and that's a cocktail for disaster.
Nice toe pour! But lose one point due to lack of gurl socks.
>>54772352
Just read a book. You dont want to land on the nofly list do you?
>>54772352
a terrorist soundboard
make sure to have maximum volume on while testing.
another idea: a clock program with analog digits that looms like the oldschool ones in red that read 88:88
>>54773769
next idea: convert the clock to a countdown timer
Please cut your nails, it looks disgusting.
>>54772352
A browser add-on wich replaces all images with images from your reaction folder
Program a shitposting bot that comes up with shitposts by parsing 4chan
a program, that when given a float or double, returns a list of fractions which yield the integer part with at least four of the decimals of the original gloat or double
e.g.
f(π) = 355 % 113, ...
keep in mind the output list is infinite
so choose how much to output
I'd say 10 is good for programming languages that don't support infinite lists directly
not Estonia btw
>>54772441
I know there's a page that has info about most know pornstars
e.g. what movies they'd done, some have pictures too
>>54772441
Looked into this the other day... apparently there is a adult film Internet database that would be really easy to scrape, but the robots.txt forbids any bots. You could do it over a couple month period or tor, but a better idea would be if a bunch of /g/ each did a letter of the alphabet and then put it all into an SQL database