/g/ humor thread
>>54766629
At least the kid isn't touching the hot part of that soldering iron
>>54766582
I see /g/ but where is the humor?
>>54766663
>data mate
that's what makes it for it. 'bit of a fuck-up here' sounds british and the 'mate' helps
wanting to use this for soo long
>>54766727
Should've kept waiting
Oh look, it's the same lame Facebook-tier images all over again.
>>54766779
So share ehat you think is funny
>>54766796
nothing is funny, life is pain
This made me laugh when it was fresh.
Of course, I was in a good mood back then too so that helped.
>>54766897
>filename
>>54766946
delete this
>>54766589
the keyboard is right in front of him
is the joke here that he doesn't know how to plug in a keyboard
>>54766613
>>54766623
>>54766629
>>54766993
That's not humor, thats cringe.
>>54767224
The joke is that the keyboard is plugged in
>>54767188
lol
>>54766582
I'm so sorry
>>54767366
You understand what humor means?
>>54767390
The pain of others?
>>54767366
DON'T DO IT ... I'M A VIRGIN
>>54767048
>"arch is a time sink"
>people spend more time making these than i do maintaining my arch installation
>>54768183
let the intellectually challenged insecure plebs do whatever to make themselves feel better anon
>>54766933
VWestlife is lurking this very thread...
>>54767366
>I'm so sorry
No, you are not you fucking piece of shit. Shame on you for posting that. Hope you die a painful death.
>>54766663
> he isn't programming underwater
>>54766910
STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF /R/4CHAN
>>54766582
Literally never fucking happens period
>>54768454
the joke is that /g/ humor threads aren't funny
>>54768454
Literally never implemented a feature in a large multithreaded codebase
>>54767224
it's not detecting the keyboard is plugged in
>>54768469
Actually I have I just properly read up on it and did it right the first time. Learn to not be Shit pajeet programmer anon it isnt hard.
>>54766623
that's not even someone into technology, he writes stories for random people on the street on a typewriter IIRC. More of a hipster than a nerd
>>54766836
>2016
>ranger and nautilus still have this shit
>>54766582
>humor
save us, Trump
>>54766685
Jokes aside one of my early jobs had a policy of destroying hdd's with thermite.
>>54768726
That's actually a really nice picture
Requesting that comic of winfag saying "hi I want to try Ubuntu", then chill Ubuntu and mint Bros are "yeah it's easy, just install this and try it out...", then arch 12 year of old comes over and lectures about stupid arch stuff saying "look at this hacker command ls -la", giving the winfag 20 books. Winfag then comes back the next day in hysteria saying he'll never use Linux.
It's crudely drawn. Also give me other anti arch comics, this fucking numale at my work is arguing with me about arch
>>54769036
Whoops, meant to contribute what I got
>>54766967
Fix'ed that for you anon, please save and don't use the shitty one anymore.
>>54769058
>>54769179
The other version was funnier, you dork.
>>54769062
>hello, this is snek
>>54769218
How? The other version is wrong way.
>>54768726
>>54769058
He was frantically looking for it because of his CP. She did him a favor.
>>54769236
It's funny lol but why Debian?
>>54769283
Funny because people still think computers are magic bombs that can give them cancer.
>>54768780
Serious.
What qualifications you had and were asked for geting that kind of job.
>>54768496
Just wait till you experience the unique joy of someone else's commit fucking up your code :^)
>>54767224
It doesnt detect the plugged in keyboard and tells him to solve this by using the keyboard.
>>54766727
Lost, but you should have waited for a thread of YLYL in /b/, because that where it belongs.
>>54769304
Many years ago debian's default RNG wasn't as random as the competition's.
>>54766629
>when you're testing the waters but you end up in Harvard
>>54768496
Not gonna happen when you have proper git protocol, standard for where I work is to create your own fork until it's confirmed to work properly.
>>54769543
probably a stupid question but, did it work?
>>54769793
No idea.
>>54769793
No since the input is saved as string
>>54769793
I don't know if it worked in this case but there are cases where it did.
>>54769543
What is going on here?
>>54766946
N-O
>>54766967
The guy in the suit is most likely to have experience with Linux. IBM mainframes ship with it (and are used heavily by large banks)
>>54770049
>/g/ doesn't even know about SQL injection
The summer never ends
>>54767366
You don't need to contaminate your hdd with that - just thumbnail with same proportions of 4cucks posts is enough to trigger meltdown.
>>54770291
Summer just started.
>>54770291
>/b/tard thinks /g/ is one person
>>54769264
Proven fake.
>>54770413
>>54770406
welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay
>>54769214
But this isn't Arabic, Abdul. English is read/written left to right.
>>54770647
Windows ME still gives me flashbacks. I downgraded to Windows 98SE until about 2004.
>>54766582
how i flaked through me gcse, a level and cs degree
>>54769354
And also how sick and twisted was all the CP on those hard drives you were asked to destroy them in such an overkill manner.
>>54770761
I'm still using ME whenever I don't need anything else.
It's not that bad, 10 is worse.
>>54769129
dat filename kek
>>54770829
>>54769048
>>54769380
if it's a character array why does it contain integers?
>>54769380
>set up like string
>filled with int elements instead
>>54769062
oh shit what the hell is that type of cable
>>54770933
because in C types are just a social construct.
>>54770933
>>54770940
Are U dum?
Never heared about ASCII?
It says: "Now Hiring"
(at the end there's the terminating zero!)
>>54770991
The're SNEK
>>54771023
I see...why not just use characters then? Wouldn't the ASCII have to be converted?
probably a stupid question
>>54771167
Maybe the want to hire the types of people that know ASCII number values off the top of their head.
>>54771167
it's supposed to be lightly obfuscated
it's clear to programmers that they're targeting programmers, even if you don't know the values off by heart
it doesn't matter if someone doesn't understand it, since the ad isn't for them anyway
>>54771167
if you use a loop to loop over the array and feed every singel element into a function called 'putc' until you encounter the zero at the end, then it would output the text
or (much easier) like this:printf("%s", msg);
The "%s" tells 'printf' to interpret the following argument as a string, and as Strings consist of Ascii characters (well today it's UTF-8 (but still compatible)) it just prints every byte until the terminating zero at the end of the array.
> let´s talk
> https://round.io/chat
>>54771232
People would need to complete the following steps:
> take photo of ad
> go home
> search ascii table or write simple program to convert decimal ascii values to letters
> input the numbers
> run, read
(captcha: 420)
>>54771023
>>54771272
Well I guess I never knew that until now
It's pretty neat. Not necessarily practical, but neat.
>>54770100
>Linux
>zOS (MVS)
It can run Linux, but for Mainframes zOS is superior, because legacy stuff.
>>54771232
Honestly I didn't realize that was their intention to display that line. I thought something went wrong.
It makes sense though.
>>54771272
Oh so if you put ASCII values into printf with %s, they get output as the actual characters? I didn't know that.
>>54769062
BROTHER!
>>54766629
That looks like the cheap irons that connect directly to the wall.
>>54769380
>>54770940
>>54770933
>legal C code is regarded as "funny" and "cringe" by teenagers that haven't written a line of code in their lives
Oh my god /g/ you're stupid
>>54771461
I didn't regard it as funny or cringe at all. I just asked a question.
>>54771413
dont forget the 0 on the end. it is called a null terminated string for a reason
>>54771506
learn some C
>>54771343
Is this the typical /g/ user?
WTF i'm doing here, i'm a dumb motherfucker but those guys are CIA niggercattles
>>54771589
wtf are you talking about
>>54766727
Damn this have 98 percentile I swear
>>54767200
Underrated
>>54771589
stop being a CIA niggercattle
Jokes aside, the level of programming ignorance in /g/ is more than i was expecting
>>54769026
:( those are neat tho.
>>54771296
pls everyone join us
I think you should post this in >>>/int/ or >>>/pol/
>>54766582
>>54771431
dat nigga aint scared of a lil heat, muhfugga
>>54771431
The bimbo probably has more idea of whats in front of her than mr wallnut head.
>>54766897
>steam engines didn't smell like shit and require sahovelling shit
lel
>>54769036
Yeah, that's a classic. Here you go, anon.
>>54767366
>>54767390 >>54767437 >>54768316 >>54770374
>implying that happened
>>54772273
>>54769062
Looks more like a seal.
>>54772273
>>54772289
What's the sauce on these orly book covers?
>>54771810
Hahaha..
>>54766764
Kek
>>54769058
That looks like the handwriting of a single male permavirgin who did it as a joke
>>54772459
Its the same writing on the disk,
>>54771872
Cute
>>54772273
>lesbian farm animals
Why O'Reilly why
>>54771861
why she dressed like penguine
>>54772327
Don't know, I found these ones here, wish I knew though. ThePracticalDev makes similar ones but they aren't as funny though.
>>54766629
>photoshop
>>54768183
>>54768183
>maintaining my arch installation
>maintaining arch installation
>maintaining installation
>maintaining
why the fuck would you need to maintain your shitty OS
fucking archfaggots and other freetards
>>54768610
he meant file picker
not the file managers
>>54773058
im currently trying out arch. used it a week so far. haven't done no fucking maintainging theres no problem what the hell are you talking about? go maintain your windows, fucking quag fag
>>54773258
btw, im not a troll. this is my genuine opinion.
also, how many fucking rivers, house numbers and store fronts do i have to click to post on this webshite?
>>54771296
>allowing javascript
>Failed reading your position. Make sure your browser allow location sharing, and reload the page. If it still doesn't work, you can also use the search to achieve the same.
go fuck yourself
>>54770756
kek
>>54769283
Holy kek
>>54772060
Do you even realize how stupid some people are? My mom was kinda like that, luckily not as extreme.
>>54769503
shoops are much less funny when they're obvious, you know.
>>54770911
This version tries too hard
>>54769283
This is Weekly World News... It's satire
Why can't Bill Gates get a date?
Because he's MicroSoft.
>>54774054
Zaa xD
>>54774054
>>54771306
>casuals
FTFY
>>54770911
Le favoritism meme
>>54771038
BEST POST
>>54767366
goddamn I shouldn't get this pissed at a fucking jpg.
just saw this while studying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
>>54770100
>you have to work for a large bank to wear a suit
>>54771904
Don't hate the player, hate the game
>>54775063
what are you using to view that?
The stuff from netacad always looks like trash.
Anybody got the homemade sound card?
>>54775559
Are you in the first semester?
The interface for the other semesters is different
>>54771167
this is the high bar of HR that EA sets. Other companies have designed fun/challenging tests for an interview, EA on the other hand just imitates and shits along.
>>54769380
Someone translate
>>54776129
"I'm not hired."
>>54772031
Lol, this is so funny
>>54770940
>All these people who don't knwo C
There are no heroes left in man.
>>54776440
c programmers were never part of man
they came from the gods and were a race of demi-gods
>>54770538
I'm sorry dude, but the text is written left to right. Your version gives away the punchline of the picture right when you begin reading.
>>54772931
but it isn't
http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2015/09/apple-co-founder-steve-wozniak-proclaims-ahmed-mohamed-a-modern-day-hero.html/
>>54768780
That is an very ineffective way to destroy them, are you lying anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bpX8YvNg6Y
>>54769214
you are objectively wrong
>>54776570
>>54776773
tricked me
>>54766629
should i be sad i have the same shirt as the kid?
>>54776876
No, it's just a NASA shirt.
>>54767366
>Le gettin pissed by fake story maymay xDD epic upvote lulz
>>54775972
Not that guy, but I'm at 4th sem of CCNA and interface is identical.
>>54769793
>>54769793
This image is a fucking mockup, but the bottom image is true, but it works only with speed cameras, the new digital ones.
>pic related
>>54776129
Now Hiring
>>54776137
?
>>54772031
Holy shit, that's so true.
>>54769752
THIS
>>54772216
Noice!
>>54772216
A hahahahaha fuck I lost
>>54766582
how the fuck do you not know how your code works?
all you have to do is just read it to find out
>>54774629
sauce?
>>54777514
Boku no Yuri Academy
>>54770621
It's funny. I can't recall if I shooped that image all the years ago...
>>54772273
I've done this before :S
A bill acceptor and a receipt printer
>>54770940
Chars can be interpreted as ints. It'd print the ASCII equivalent for each number.
This is fine.
>>54770911
>haha amd sucks right guise? r-right?
And to think someone took the time to do this.
>>54766702
Holy fuck, that's a picture of my cat I posted years ago
>>54770756
Heh
>>54766629
needs more lightbulbs
>>54777790
I got ya, famalam.
>>54767048
is that real? jesus christ
>>54776129
>>54770940
>>54770933
Holy shit. GET OUT.
>>54770756
needs silly putty for ctrl-c
>>54778248
They wouldn't be hired anyways, so it matters little if they are.
>>54776129
>>54770940
>>54770933[ CHAR/DEC ]
78 111 119 32 72 105 114 105 110 103
=
[ TEXT ]
Now Hiring
https://paulschou.com/tools/xlate/
>>54772216
>>54777452
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wideband_audio ???
HD BOICE
>>54777814
>>54771167
You realise characters are converted to numbers and stored in binary in memory by computers before converted back to ascii when you print them as a character right? Fucking hell /g/, come on.
>>54776773
thatsthejoke.png
>>54777666
prove it
>>54768408
Sometimes I wonder if the redditors here give a fuck about the culture spewing their upvotes.
>>54766582
>haha look at me guise I'm in my second year of highschool and can make alert boxes pop up in internet explorer! XD dont know how it works tho
>>54777059
we're well aware that it's fake, it's just the act of even imagining a person that stupid makes me want to consume civilisations
>>54780804
>fuck
>list of banned words
>porn cam site
wat
>>54771431
You know those two aren't holding irons, right?
>>54782660
W E W
>>54782691
............. ?
Do you have a point
>>54782298
This is so reddit
