IT jokes thread? IT jokes thread.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
>>54716869
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who can read hexadecimal and F the rest.
>i'm gonna kill myself now
>>54716869
You first
>>54717655
Adobe Reader
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck these threads.
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
xD xD xD
>>54716928
10 types of people
those who can read hexadecimal and F the rest
>10 types of people
>those who can read hex
>F the rest
>F = 1111 in binary
>1111 binary = 15 base ten
wtf is your joke?
>>54717729
Fuck the rest i would guess
>>54717759
so the joke is he made try and work it out?
Okay, so the tree shaped alien from Guardians of the Galaxy uses a Linux computer, opens up the terminal emulator, types insudo -s, presses enter and inputs a password. "I am root", he said after doing this.
ok, wait, I have one:
OP
>>54717798
>10 kind of people in this world
>10 in hex is 16
>1 understands hex
>the other 15 (F in hex)
>>54716869
Wangblows 10
Ba-Dum-Tssshhhh
>>54716869
Women in the workforce
What did the architect ask the code monkey?
Do you scale?
real media player
iTunes
VLC
Linux
Internet Explorer/Edge
Firefox
Holy shit what has this board become
normie "techie" kiddies
Techies are the most cringe-worthy people I know.
I don't care about your "shrek is life" memes. Just let me do my work. I swear, I'm quitting this job.
How do you tell if the documentation is insufficient?
When the one who wrote it has left the company.
How do you stand up to the HR overlords?
You can't, they all wear heals.
