/g/ humor thread
>>54713432
HAHAHAHAHA
really clever anon xdd
>>54713462
Weird. I checked the archives.
I'll go dump my Pajeet there
>>54713455
Moar
This should actually be in a cringe comp.
>>54713502
here u go, might have a couple more honestly
>>54713492
Kek at the jewLogo™
fresh OC here
Anyone got some more "girls who code" cringe pics?
>>54713552
>>54713492
I bet there is a less retarded looking setup for the right half.
>>54713579
Hehe I'm an haxxer xD
>>54713579
>>54713616
Is there a difference between "programming" and "coding"?
>>54713654
Guys are programmers. Girls are coders.
Hi I'm here for the C interview
>>54713679
Jesus fuck
>>54713654
Code is non-english syntax that is understood by some piece of software
Programming is creating a sequence of instructions to be executed by a machine
HTML is code but not programming
C++ is code and programming
>>54713629
Why are there Windows 8 windows open when it looks like he's using a MacBook?
>>54713679
>shitty recolor ocs
jesus fuck. If you are going to be a sperg, dont half ass it.
>>54713704
what is humor
>>54713693
>>54713704
wangdos runs better on older macs than whatever outdated version of OSX they support.
>>54713599
This cant be real.
>>54713693
Everyone goes a little insane as you get close to a 4.0 GPA.
Just in different ways.
>>54713679
This man is too based.
Do you happen to have a picture of the other 6 page pony resume?
>>54713717
This is how the iPhone would look like today if Wozniak wasn't canned
>>54713560
Oh shit I kek'd at this one. Caught me off guard.
>>54713566
More like just toss him in Gitmo and drug his food until he caves.
>>54713737
Ask him m8
pjreddie@gmail
>>54713767
The other resume is by a girl.
>tfw one of my programs is in /g/ humor threads
>tfw i got my B.S. in Comp Sci 9 days ago
>tfw i actually made it
I can't believe it guys. I somehow managed to get a degree in something I honestly suck it. Yall should have seen my senior project.
>>54713708
>>54713749
Megaman.png
>>54713629
>listening to an mp3
my fucking sides
>>54713869
Why would he even post this on ig
>>54713737
Found it. It was about Zelda and was 8 pages.
>>54713787
are you the Javascript bro
>>54713930
What HR person would actually bother with an 8 page full color resume?
>>54713679
never gets old
>>54713905
>doesn't have a trackpoint
>tumblr
>in a bath with gummy worms
not sure which is worse
>>54713679
>Average vim users
>>54713988
this is the average vim user
>>54713935
This is the quality code that I had for my senior project. The project that has to get approved by like 5 teachers and the head of the computer science department.
Thankfully I'm very good at bullshitting. Yall have no idea how long it took to type all that shit out, for hundreds and hundreds of lines. Even with copy paste.
>>54713998
ALL I WANTED TO FUCKING DO WAS COPY AND PASTE SOME SHIT
>>54713962
Someone from a graphics design startup.
>>54713998
>>54714027
le ebkryptuons bogeymans
>>54714014
Jesus fuck dude, that's horrible
props for making it I guess, I hope you make it far t b h. become the meme that is CS, anon
>>54713599
>she needs to join our start up
>lets invite her
>>54713523
holy shit even i can think of a better way to do thatint c = a
for (int i=0;i<b;i++)
a+=c
>>54713930
>as you can expect, i have more than competent ITskills, i have experience with microsoft office and also powerpoint
my sides are on another plane of existence right now holy shit
>>54713586
>>54714053
>>54714014
Holy shit I didn't even notice the full program on the right, you are out of your mind dude
>>54714053
I actually did make it. I commissioned as an officer. I head to flight school in November to be a pilot in the Navy. I just really suck at programming, but by the time I realized how much I sucked, it was too late to switch my degree (NROTC paying for college).
So basically, junior and senior year were a shitfest. I just cannibalized code from all over the internet and stuff just worked.
The sql file i posted went to 2000, because I didn't know how many students would be doing the science fair.
>>54713724
It isn't, it's been edited by someone on hete
>>54714105
I'm fuckin dying here dude, sounds like you're doing alright tho, mad props, keep faking it and making it
>>54713905
maximum comfy
>>54714074
You obviously can't. Your program works in 0 cases when >>54713523 works in 10 cases and even rises exception when its not.
>>54714137
Thanks man. I'm just baffled that I got a degree. Had a conversation with the department head/school chair head/whatever. It went something like this
>look ma'am, I just need a degree so I can go fly jets or helos for the Navy
>I will literally never write a single line of code the rest of my life
>I wont make the school's comp sci department look bad, if I dont interview for a job, so why not just let me get my degree
And to top it all off, I ended up graduating with a 3.5 GPA.
People underestimate people skills, even in a field like computer science. I would rub shoulders with all my teachers, bought a few of them a gift (bottle of tequila/whiskey/whatever they liked most), and was generally well liked by the entire department.
I figure I'll post some more of my code tomorrow when more people are awake. Provide some comedy, and give back to the community that gave me so much help these past 4 years.
>>54713455
Dat laptop keyboard
>>54713679
>actually sending that without remorse or shame
And I felt bad because I used a pirate themed PSD template
>>54714192
i should've put i = 1 but other than that it works in all cases
>>54713708
That book a shit.
>>54714303
Even when b < 2?
>>54714303
Still doesn't xD
>>54714361
Looks like it does from my end
>>54714376
>xD
Off yourself.
>>54714395
>can't write multiplication
stay mad pleb
it fails when b = 0
>>54713930
My waifu
>>54714405
Oh shit you're right, sorry about that
>>54714382
>>54714405
it can't be zero... reread it?
Thread is kill
>>54714405
ignore this >>54714512 read the wrong 1
>>54714074
lmao nice fail
literally as ez as a/(1/b)
>>54714677
That's cheating.
>>54714014
>setting the PK on each insert
I know this is a joke
>>54713492
>subhuman
>fleable
Every fucking time
>>54713616
>Girls properly document their code because they aren't autistic and want other people to be able to maintain it.
>>54713869
Honesty.
>>54713597
Without Windows folder it works a lot better
>>54715082
all that shit can be replaced withreturn (a > b) ? a : b;
>>54713492
Fixed your image m8.
>>54713766
more like the encryption requires a keyfile that was stored in a sd card that I crushed when the front door was kicked open
>>54713441
>current year
>xorg.conf
wat?
>>54713498
>pro gamer
>programmer
I just noticed...
>>54713616
Aww, its the photoshopped version.
>>54713701
No faggot, by definition you program code and code programs.
The retardation of you snowflakes in /g/ is amazing.
>>54713672
>>54715290
Actually coders are a step higher from programmers.
A programmer is a code monkey, a coder is someone with a brain.
It's learning a algorithm VS figuring one out yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umQL37AC_YM
>>54715316
ive been here too long
echo OigpeyA6fDogJiB9OzoK | base64 -d /bin/sh
>things windows users will never get to enjoy
>>54713717
I'd like this much more, still miss my N900.
>>54714214
Yea I get it entirely, I'm a decent enough programmer, what really puts me ahead of my sperglord peers is my ability to talk to other humans constructively
CS autists make shit easy by comparison
>>54713948
It dsn't have to be pretty to be useful.
>>54715197
yah I agree, OO ain't terrible if you know how to scale your complexity
original image is better bait tho
>>54713679
Didn't this guy end up successful or something?
>>54715319
He does not need a OS, hes RMS, he compiles machine code by heart on the fly.
He shared hes gift with us who can't do it, its called gcc.
>>54713552
>not using var
>missing 9
>preint
>not using modulus
>= instead of ==
>FizzBuzz is not declared
>Can you even test using brackets in ANY programming language?
>What's with those colons and not braces?
>No semicolons
>>54715361
yea u can fuck both of them soo why does it matter?
>>54715670
You fuck programming languages?
>>54714693
math is cheating? You are starting to sound like girls who kode
>>54715680
doesn't everyone?
>>54713432
What was the actual definition of a daemon?
And why isn't wizard included in this list?
>>54713767
>>54715316
that's retarded, you must be a girl
>>54715762
Not a girl, heterosexual male.
That's what coding vs programming was in the early years, you might be too young, nevermind what hipsters call it now.
There are shitloads of programmers out there, not knowing anything else then what they have learned, but coders are different, they are the people who made your precious programming languages and can figure out shit without google.
>>54715082
Thats what GitHub is for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXY2rPX-TNQ
>>54715186if(a>b && b<a)
wow i hate redundant code
>>54713717
>still no sd card slot
>>54714677
b=0, what now?
Would you buy it /g/?
>>54715886
not the other asshat but if b == 0 then return 0 straightaway
>>54715886
return (a!=0)? a/(1/b) : 0;
>>54715937
>return (b!=0)? a/(1/b) : 0;
>>54715924
Totally, nice crisp clear 1's and 0's
>>54715937
lel what the fuck
>>54714529
>that's just a cash register
>what's so funny about that?
>read the file name
Kek'd for a good two minutes
>>54715962
>>54715982#include <stdio.h>
int product (int a ,int b){
return (b!=0)?a/(1/(double)b):0;
}
int main(){
printf("%i\n",product(128,32));
return 0;
}
>>54716259
the interesting thing is the compiler will optimize this to the standard multiplication operator anyway
>>54716275
i don't believe it does. without the cast it doesnt work. anyway the point was to write code that doesn't use the muliplication operator regardless of what the compiier does.
>>54715871
Kek
>>54713724
>>54714134
instagram.com/p/5c1WXeESvD/?hl=en
not trusting dubs >>54713599
>>54713599
http://kodewithklossy.com
>>54713599
>>54713724
>>54714134
>>54716304
>>54718025
I don't understand why she wrote a function to concatenate strngs in a language that already has a function to concatenate strings.
>>54713679
As a horsefucker, I find this insulting.
>>54714677
>1 * 3
>1 / (1 / 3)
>1 / 0
>>54718060
probably on path to be a web dev, reinventing the wheel is their major skill.
>>54713905
Is this enough to kill you if it falls in the bath?
>>54713717
>haha le democracy is bad meme
I want the author of this comic to move to north korea.
>>54718203
No but the laptop would die.
>>54715795
>and can figure shit out without google
Wow that's incredibly useful
>>54718163
>>54713750
This, instead we get an overpriced machine with less functionality than a phone running Android
>>54713432
>application
>program
what's the difference
>>54718090
End it
>>54713717
I would use this.
>>54713717
Would definitely use.
>>54713432
OS X:
/ (Mac HDD)
-->Applications
-->Library
-->System Volume Information
-->Users
Can't even access root directory or user folder without terminalln -s / "/Users/[username]/Desktop/Mac HDD"
I thought Macs were easy to use
No I did not buy a mac, I did dual boot hackintosh
>>54713432
>facebook page has one of those profile pic + cover photo combos
>comments full of people saying "what app did you use to make this?"
>>54718203
No, not even if it's plugged in.
>>54718242
Unless its water resistant.
>>54713998
The vim way is vastly superior when you've learned it. Complaining about the registers in vim is like complaining about namespaces. There is a quick and easy workaround, but when you've understood how it works you'll never look back.
>>54718758
Spotted the angry kike
>>54715405
Well in fairness who gives a shit what his credentials are? Given that it's proprietary shitware I would trust wireshark over the company representative any day of the week. Besides, it's originally a fork of kodi anyway, so it's not implausible at all that someone else would be more knowledgeable on the subject.
>>54714027
>van exploding in the distance
>>54713998
>>54714022
if you wan't easy clipboard, just install vim-gtk or gvim and after that you may still run vim from console, but it now has clipboard enabled
you copy by pressing
"+y (all the characters including the +)
you paste by pressing
"+p
(again all the characters)
>>54718163
I mean that's not unexpected?
>>54713566
Joke's on them, I use KeypassX with a 32-character code THAT I DON'T KNOW!!
*Evil Maniacal Laughter*
>>54713717
Would go great with a thinkpad
>>54715924
>>54715949
>>54718927
>more /pol/ shitposting
>>54718025
>>54713599
>>54718134
Bullshit.
Look at NodeJS and Python... import all the fucking things!
>>54718330
Whatever you say Pajeet
>>54715924
>HDMI w/ Ethernet
classic
>>54714813
wasn't a joke. I'm honestly just a bad programmer.
>>54713531
Best image on /g/
>>54714027
>There was no image, no Internet
N-No Facebook?
>>54713998
This is why I use nano for everything
>>54714027
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!
>>54714105
I worked in academia as a sysadmin for a particle physics lab. "Wrote" a ton of programs using both but stack exchange to cannibalize code. My boss knew what I was doing, but was just happy everything was working.
TL;dr if you're not profiting by selling your code, I see nothing wrong with using other people's work to solve problems.
>>54714287
That fucking cartoon.
>Seven vaginas
My sides are in orbit
>>54713531
Where is the one were barbie is installing gentoo and the other one yells out but muh games? I think it ends with getting a mac as well.
>>54718898
You would have to get it the cell phone treatment Where you would send it away to get it coated in that plastic mist so it can still shed heat but the water doesn't get to the exposed shit.
Not even sure if that would work but thats the route I would take.
I am too tall to lay in the bathtub anyways.
>>54719990
>maybe more
>>54713629
>Mfw you missed YouTube converter.com
>>54718128
wat
>>54713432
This Changes Everything (TM).
>>54714027
on a related note
>>54714287
it smells like reddit but I still laughed
>>54718758
it always get me kek
>>54715332
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. HOW DID YOU DO THAT. 1/3 of the legend of zelda theme song in 21 characters WTF
>>54715316
this is an outright lie and a 4/12 bait.
>>54713998
>not middle click or 2 finger tap
>>54713560
Never fails to make me laugh.
>>54713599
>women
The driving force behind the end of civilization.
>>54718440
cmd + shift + G in a finder window
>>54721822
Kek stay in school kiddie
I'm a 13 year old paraplegic and I know how it works
>>54722097
Can you explain it please then?
>>54718235
Democracy is bad though. Fascism is an infinitely more functional and moral system of governance.
>>54720715
in the world of integers, 1/3, 1/4 is 0. remember loss of fraction warnings
>>54722122
I'm jk all I know how to do on a computer is open up a web browser
>>54713604
>full tower
>micro atx
Kek'd. Hope his mother shorts out from accidentally touching the metal.
>>54721822
I love this meme.
>>54722122
was expecting classic rm -rf /* but it turns out to be just a forkbomb
https://www.base64decode.org/
>>54722196
>>micro atx
nigga ,thats mini itx
>>54722231
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>54713616
>return 5 because im so random yay :D
>see you guys later XD
>thx i'll have nightmares now knowing airplane software is written by guys
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT IF 5 IS THE "CRASH PLANE" NUMBER!
wouldnt that be funny xDDDDD
>>54719990
>>54720197
Imagine
>>54718090
>As a horsefucker, I find this insulting.
As a pedophile, I find it insulting that I'm associated with you horsefuckers.
>>54713619
My sides are torn apart holy kek.
>>54722250
asifidonotknow.jpg.png.avi.mkv.exe
just ruining the fun by explaining, I am very good at this
>>54722306
I have far more respect for a horse fucker than a pedo.
>>54714025
resume's should be 1 page long and the 2nd page for references. No one wonder you guys don't have jobs.
>>54722155
oh yeah, fuck me
>>54714083
As someone who has seen quite a lot of resumes I can sadly say that for the vast majority of people being an expert on PCs means being able to turn them on and starting MS Office.
>>54715257
>pro grammer
wut?
>>54723452
>still better then grammar nazi
>>54719281
Import all the fucking things... to reinvent everything you imported.
