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>a SQL server
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>A structed query language server

Yes, and?
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>>54688016
>>54688022

>2016
>SQL

top kek
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>>54688022
>a ess-que-ell server
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>a SSD
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>>54688016
>not pronouncing SQL as "suckle"
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>>54688016

I just pronounce it as sequel.
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>>54688016
>not saying se-coil
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es kiyu el
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>>54688245
same

>mysql
my sequel
>postgresql
post ogre sequel
>mssql
em es sequel
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>>54688016
Whatever.
>>54688022
Exactly.
>>54688037
Enjoy doing your joins by hand, cuck.
>>54688073
Not the same.
>>54688141
In your dreams.
>>54688245
As $DIETY intended.
>>54688260
Maybe in Boston.

Frankly, there's nothing wrong/right with SQL based data engines, they just are. The American computer industry a.k.a. fucking web devs have devolved into a set of "my dick is bigger and better".

Next I will hear how LDAP is shitty because it is organized as a tree database.

Fucking NoSQL, do you even keystore?
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>>54688497
>replying to everything in the thread
kys, senpai
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>>54688537
Well, I get so tired of shitposts sliding anything of value. If people are going to go /b/ on /g/ then go to fucking /b/
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>mfw these neckbeards on /g/ can't into the English language
It's supposed to be an SQL server and an SSD.
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>>54688675
maybe if you call it an ess que ell server like a filthy degenerate
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>>54688016
A sequel server.

>>54688073
An SSD.
A solid state drive.
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Eskyoo-el
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>>54688016
There is literally nothing wrong with SQL, so why replace it with something inferior
You cant even say its more modern, SQL Server 2016 isnt even out yet, although we do have RC3 which seems to be pretty good.
People going mental about how shit it is clearly applied for an IT job, they asked if you know SQL and you got angry because you dont.

>>54691261
Why even call it Sequel, its called SQL and you just decide to make it into a word.
Yes, SSD is Solid State Drive, but A). You dont call it a Solid and B). SQL doesnt stand for Sequel QL. Its like calling SSD Sessdee or something
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>>54688037
>>54688016
>hierarchical data
>even once
Enjoy your Windows registry-like mess.
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>>54692156
So defensive, obviously OP was commenting on the use of "a" instead of "an"
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>>54692257
Oh
egg on my face
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>>54688286
>post ogre sequel
i say Postgres
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>>54688016
At least post a reaction image from a good anime.
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>>54692326
my prof pronounced it "postgreee", now it's stuck like that, at least at work no one calls it by any correct name, its known as "postie" :^)
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>>54688016
What's wrong?
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>2016
>still no object oriented database management systems
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