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ITT: We trigger /g/
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fake and gay
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>>54663918
No it's not.
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There's people like Karlie Kloss everywhere, even near you. If you can't handle this level of stupidity, you're going to have a hard time at a retail job. Doesn't mean you should agree with it existing but c'mon.
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anime does not belong on /g/
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>>54663908
Lurking to see how many mouthbreathing MRAs go for the obviously fake bait without reading the thread.
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>>54663908

>OMG this is so trueee why do guys have to make things more complicated for no reason

>wow I don't understand it but the code on the right looks so much more organized!

>This is why more women should get into coding

I wasn't triggered, I had a hearty chuckle
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>>54663908
Just return( (a>b)?a: b)? That's probably more in line with how a guy would code.
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Dressing like a schoolgirl improves programming ability. It's a scientific fact!
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>>54663972
>guy code just 'happens' to be fast invert square root function
uh huh
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>>54664078
lurking to see how many nu-male betas rush to defend the honor of virtual maidens

and here we go, the first one
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>>54664107
Heh, don't see how it's defending her honour when the only thing being said is that the image is fake. Don't worry though, facts don't matter, only feels. Rage against the coding bootcamps anon, let the butthurt flow through you.
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>>54663908
>else if(a > b && b < a)
>return a;

Yup, that's about what I'd expect a girl to write.
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>>54664140
>honour
does the URL say 4chan.co.uk? didn't think so
fuck off redcoat
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>thinking a company gives a fuck about comments in code
>thinking that having something useless such as if (a > b && b < a) wint get the lead dev to scream at you for wasting time
>thinking a skilled programmer wont look at the girls and say "why the fuck are you wasting time"

Women like that will fucking crack when they get into the job market

And it will be mens fault
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 a > b && b < a 


Didn't actually think I'd walk away triggered.
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>>54664154
>gets btfo
>"b-but you're british so i win the argument!"

Americans can't be THIS stupid, can they?
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>>54664059
Anime website
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>>54664175
>btfo
haha i'm imagining you saying "blown the fuck out" in your stupid posh accent and it's giving me a proper laugh
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>>54664154
>Implying only the British know how to spell things properly
The overwhelming majority of the world population doesn't care for your bastardisation. Pointing out that I'm using an objectively superior way of spelling also does not make you less wrong.
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>>54664185
Nice to know everything you say should be disregarded. Get all that McDonald's and fluoride out of your system and maybe you might be smart enough to browse here one day.
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>>54664175
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>>54664191
>superior
don't you mean "superiour"? :^)
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>>54663908
Her function is incorrect. It will fail if both numbers are equal.
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>>54663908
I have absolutely no knowledge of programming, but I am almost certain that these two programs do completely different things.
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>>54664199
Go back to school, you'll either learn something about how the world works or you'll get shot. Either works for me.
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>>54664185
this is an act, surely? no one can be this dumb
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>>54664194
Are you saying there are no McDonlad's in England? Also, Enjoy your mudslim Mayor.
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>>54664210
>>54664107
>>54664164
It's a (pretty elaborate) fake, friendos
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>>54664194
>Get all that McDonald's and fluoride
Fuck you, we have SEVENTY years of studies showing water fluoridation to be safe. This is an international practice not uncommon in EU countries. Being against water fluoridation is like being against GMOs or nuclear power, popular but fucking retarded.
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>>54664231
the post is fake, the nu-male butthurt is not
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>>54664218
Your election this year is literally federal criminal vs senile commie vs glorified reality tv star

>>54664233
t. someone who has had a little too much fluoride
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>>54664231
I'm not triggered in the sense of bait, I'm more upset I know a person like this.
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>>54664249
if you ate more fluoride, maybe your teeth wouldn't be so rotten, "m8" :^)
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>>54664246
True, but desu everybody here seems really butthurt, including the MRAs and murricans
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ITT: britbongs on suicide watch
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>>54664249
Ban on spoons when?
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>>54664249
don't forget to bin that bike wheel nigel
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>>54664258
Maybe if you had less fluoride, you'd be able to provide better bants.

>>54664267
ITT: Overweight americans do nothing for the entire thread and provide no valid points but still celebrate it like the sub-80 iq monkeys they are.
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>>54664291
>>54664295
Have fun getting shot by Jamal.
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link if not fake.

still hilarious though, even for a fake.
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>>54664298
>your bantz is bad
surefire sign of a person with a severe case of being bantered
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>>54664314
>Haha xD you're mad because I say so!
Sure thing, Cletus.
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>>54663908
> return 5 because i'm so random
kek
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>>54664298
>using your own iq as an insult
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>>54664343
>I know you are but what am I xD
I knew Americans had the mentality of children but this is just outrageous.
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>>54664176
grow up :-)
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Is this britfag for real tho
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>>54664358
outraged? call the feels police
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>>54664364
No, I'm actually false-flagging but everyone's buttblasted anyways. Nothing I said was wrong though.

>>54664378
I should, because you've got a really bad case of being a little bitch.
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>>54664390
Chill out my man go drink a cup of tea or something you'll live longer that way
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>>54664444
Checked
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>>54664480
>Dat symbolic attempt at cable management
You tried, I suppose.
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>>54663908
get twiggered
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>>54664480
>not using the cable management ports
>rear fan installed backwards
>random blacking plates missing
>uncut cable tie near the CPU fan
>stock CPU cooler
>missing standoff screw
>single channel RAM
>WD green as primary boot device
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>>54664480
>all that bottom of the shelf crap
>corsair
bad decisions were made
<-- mine
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>>54663908
Couldn't these comments increase the file sizes too?
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>>54665002
blanking plates*
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>>54664097
Is this your card?
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>>54664983
>He still does contract work for ZeroCater on other companies on occasion...[]
>on other companies on occasion...[]

Into the trash it goes.
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>>54664480
>Mfw lga 1151 board only supports a maximum of 4 fuckin cores
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>>54664059
It is not anime, it is asian cartoon. Anime is just another word for animation.
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>>54666077
Beat me to it
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>>54666077
CANT WAKE UP
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>>54664148
>>else if(a > b && b < a)

Seriously what is going on here?
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>>54663908
3DPD female opinions automatically belong in the trash, as always. Thanks for the laugh, OP.
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>>54664164
same here.

Especially when the comment below it doesn't match the code.
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your amazon mechanical turk account has been suspended as amazon's services are only available in the united states

thank you for your cooperation
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>>54666350
>not living in the land of the god emperor
>[CURRENT YEAR]
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>>54664100
It was made by a guy about how guy's code better. Than someone posted it on Twitter and coding illiterates thought they both did the same thing.
I witnessed this meme before the Twitter shit was added to it.
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>>54664233
>Being against water fluoridation is like being against GMOs or nuclear power
You are right.
So where are you dumping all your nuclear waste once the desert in Nevada is completely full?
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>>54664267
that's just sad anon
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If someone wonders why they uses the number 0x5f3759df:
http://www.daxia.com/bibis/upload/406Fast_Inverse_Square_Root.pdf
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>>54666530
Isn't it a light thing for the Quake 4 engine?
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>>54666544
don't know for Quake 4, but it was in the source for Quake III Arena (and RtCW etc.)
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>>54666054
Typical /g/ poster.
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>>54665025
that's no worry mate, its 2016, you can write a comment novel in around 500 kb
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>>54664480
Holy quads batman.
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>>54664360
what about the inner child? don't you watch the movies?
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