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>Sources: Verizon and others are expected to bid $2B to $3B for Yahoo's core business, less than $4B to $8B figure reported earlier

http://www.wsj.com/article_email/yahoo-suitors-expected-to-bid-2-billion-to-3-billion-below-past-indications-1463713093-lMyQjAxMTI2NTIzMDcyODAxWj

woman ceo kek
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>>54654116

Yahoo's worst mistake ever was rejecting Microsoft's $45B bid. Now they aren't worth even a tenth of that. They deserve all the bad things that are going to happen to them.

http://www.dailytech.com/Yahoo+Rejects+Microsoft+Wants+More+Money/article10632.htm
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>>54654777

lol hows that feminism and diversity working out for you now stockholders? Faggots lost 40 billion dollars lol shitheads
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>>54654777
>Yahoo's worst mistake ever was rejecting Microsoft's $45B bid.
I still do not understand how Ballmer survived so long after the bid. Just imagine what would have happened if the deal got done. Worst CEO of the century title probably.
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goodbye tumblr
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>>54654901

lol Verizon is going to fucking gut that pile of shit
fucking glorious
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>>54654898
That's gonna forever be Carly Fiorina, I'm afraid.
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>>54654116
3 to 4 Bitcoin?

That's still a lot.
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>>54654777
The funniest part is they mainly wanted Yahoo for their search engine market share. Shortly after the rejection Yahoo agreed to let Bing backend their searches.
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>>54654999

Trips confirm: Yahoo shareholders dumbest to ever exist.
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What does Yahoo have that's worth $3B? Even at that price they're overvalued.
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>>54655030
Probably Tumblr
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>>54654945
Is that ouya lady?
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>>54655030
a lot of people have email accounts there
that's about it
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>>54655030

um, woefully inferior fantasy sports platforms?
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>women running anything
Has it ever turned out for the better?

America is doomed soon.
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>>54655160
Die, normie!

>>54655144
No, that's Julie Uhrman. Carly Fiorina is the one who almost ran HP into the ground and who recently wanted to run for president on a reactionary platform.
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>>54655171
>Female leaders
>Bad
I can't wait for the US to follow in Brazil and Germany's footsteps.
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>>54655171

Not that I know of.
>in charge of child care, children are a fucking disaster
>in charge of education, education is a fucking joke
>in charge of any number of people, fucking calamity where everyone hates everyone
>in charge of companies, massive failure, only sycophants benefit.
>in charge of countries, birthrate plummets, invaded by savages
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>>54655193
Down the drain?
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>>54655193

Women and chinks are rubbish. Yang was the CEO who rejected Microsoft's billionaire bid.
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Every tech acquisition is overpriced. Every week you read about some tech giant paying billions to acquire some service they could have developed themselves for 1% of the cost. Even Google is retarded about that, pretty much everything they've acquired has been a massive flop, this includes Youtube.
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>Male CEO ruins company
>Must be a dumb CEO

>Female CEO ruins company
>WOMEN SUCK
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>>54655253

Name ONE white male CEO who ruined a company. I'll wait.
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>>54655194
>cherry picking
How about HTC? The company accredit its female CEO to its revival and success. There are plenty of of good female leaders, and others who are not so good. Same can be said about male leaders with the worst of them bringing world wars, financial global disasters, famines...etc
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>mfw working for HP
>couple of months ago we got internal email about some retarded diversity initiative

I'm gonna end up homeless, aren't I?
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>>54655253
>some males ruin companies
>all women ruin companies

Lets see if your brain can figure it out.
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>>54655253
The media is to blame for that. From 2012-2015 they constantly blathered about what a terrific turnaround Yahoo was having under her watch. Anyone who did a little research would see that Yahoo's only real asset was it's Alibaba stake. A stake that existed long before Mayer became CEO. It's only in the last year that the media has started being honest about how much of failure Mayer is.
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>>54655191
Ah, right. Ouya lady has my vote for worst CEO even with your post in mind, she fucked up in all the right ways and tried doing right things in all the wrong ways.
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>>54655272
What was the name of pepsi lad name who fucked up apple shit? Also Enron, Lehman brothers..etc
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>>54655272
Elop
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>>54655298
You still have time for a sex change
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>>54655287
>HTC
>success

Arent they exiting the phone business
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>>54655272
Andy Hornby
HBOS plc
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>>54655307
lol this is how virgins think. keep fapping to cartoons, nigga.
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>>54655287
>Same can be said about male leaders with the worst of them bringing world wars, financial global disasters, famines...etc

sure, mhmm, "males"
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>>54655314
Ouya was always gonna be a joke. "Mobile games on your TV!", fuck that I'll pass.
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To tell you the truth she hasn't failed.
She was hired to evaluate and unlock Yahoo's hidden value.
She determined the company was smoke and mirrors with no intrinsic value and thus put the whole thing on sale.
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>>54654116
Holy SHIT

The 90s truly were the golden age of Yahoo. Goodbye, sweet dreams of golden parachutes.
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>>54655329
I'm in east Europe, I'd get beaten to death in the street if I did.
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>>54655331
nope, and the company stock prices are going up in addition to improving products that rivals main competition.
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>>54655316
Lehman brothers were all jews, anon. Also, I'm pretty sure Kenneth Lay was a jew too.
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>>54655375
You should have money to buy a car
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>>54655298

get out now, move to a real company that cares about making fucking money and crushing the competition, not destroying it's own morale and treating the people who actually do the work like they're a nuisance.
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>>54655314

She had an idiotic idea though. What Fiorina did was worse, she took a great company and ruined it. HP has never fully recovered.
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>>54655412
Meme responses from a child. Go on somewhere kid. You have no idea how the world works.
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>>54655287
either way women should not leaders because in the animal kingdom it is always the lion who is the leader.
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>>54655408
>money
>eastern europe
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>>54655384
They're a publicly traded company. Their stock price is public. It hasn't recovered at all.
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>>54655433
>This is what underage boys actually believe
Whats the matter, kid? Mommy take away xbox privileges again?
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>>54655412

Is this another stupid leaked /pol/ meme?

Someone please remind me why we haven't deleted /pol/ yet.
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>>54654929

10% of internet porn and weaboo shit will effervesce to nothingness
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>>54655384

Because the board was probably smart enough to keep her on a short leash. She sits in an office somewhere with a fisher price talking telephone thinking she's making billion dollar deals.

>look Chairman I just landed a contract with the cow for 2,000,000 units! Think how many I can sell to the chicken!
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>>54655433

Lion is just an example of a single species where the male is the dominant gender. Numerous other species are the opposite though. For example, pretty much every lizard out there.
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>>54655397

So? What does their religion have to do with anything?
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If you still expect 4chan users to be left wing you should migrate elsewhere tbqh
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>>54655495
oh you
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>>54655316
Enron wasn't run into the ground. It literally never left the ground. Company was smoke and mirrors.
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>>54655433
Kek

>>54655451
It did recover and their sales are increasing, are you delusional?

>>54655470
Actually, she was involved closely with operations in the company during their introduction of new products line
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>>54655357
Most jewish post of the day
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>>54655511

>stop liking what I don't like
>what, you have ideas of your own instead of being either fully right or fully left? why don't you conform to these premade templates society imposes?
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>>54655555
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>>54655540
go watch a cartoon or something, faggot
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>>54655357
She did what she was explicitly brought in to do - drive the stock price up significantly in very short term.
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>>54655495
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>>54655555
CHECKED
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>>54655548
M8, you can google companies collapses and you'll find tens if not hundreds of cases that are even more cringe worthy than this which happened at the hands of male CEOs.

>>54655511
>muh sekret club
don't you have homework to do?
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>>54655563
You misunderstood me. Also you're not special
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well at least she's sexy as fuck
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>>54654116
i would still fick this semon demon
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>>54655624
>you will never be one of her special "stress ball boys"
._______.''
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>>54655384
willing to bet her advisors are males including her engineering team and she would not be there alone without the help of mostly men.
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>>54655555
>It did recover and their sales are increasing, are you delusional?

http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/2498:TT
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>>54655511
4chan isn't your right-wing echo chamber either, faggot.
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>>54654116

I would fuck Marissa Mayer slowly but without stop for 10 hours, relentlessly.
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>>54655688
Technology board responds to any mention of India with 'pooinloo', any mention of bypassing phone security with 'give it back jamal', and permanently has a thread calling Chinese people 'chinks'.

Yeah, you're right, it's a balanced forum of debate
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>>54655645
>She founded the company
>hur dur males

>>54655657
That's true, and she just returned to the helm of the company releasing a good product being HTC 10 and working on getting the company in the right direction. Whether you like it or not, she's a respectable manager and did wonderful things in her career.
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>>54655030
Indians like yahoo news, but there is a curry edition.
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>>54655421
>HP has never fully recovered.

No, HP got worse with a stream of jackasses some of whom are worse than Fiorina (Hurd > Fiorina > Whitman >>>>> Apoteker).
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>>54655765
Which is done mostly for humor. There's a big difference between calling someone a nigger and making racist jokes on 4chan and doing so in the real world.
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>>54655765
>I can't tell what's satire from what's not
Yeah, you're definitely from /pol/.
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>>54655769
well you can't have a company without the superior male brain engineering your phones first.
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>>54655030
Tumblr is probably worth $5B, and the rest of Yahoo is probably worth negative $2~3B (the cost of severance packages that will have to be given out when the buyer shuts down non-Tumblr parts of Yahoo and fires all the people who were running them).
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>>54655880
*citation needed.*
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>>54655171
Xerox had a good woman CEO.

She steered the company back to core printing and document management business after the men before her ruined the company by diversifying into way too many computer peripherals and related fields and had the company hemorrhaging money out of every hole.

AMD's Lisa Su appears to be doing a good job although she hasn't been in the CEO position for too long.
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>>54655869
>>54655879
The difference is in the real world you'd get fired. Racist jokes are racist
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>>54655272
Jonathan "my-little-pony" Swartz

pony-boy destroyed Sun by open sourcing everything and he only got a $15M payout compared to the $50M Meyers will get
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>>54655952

>Schwartz
>white

He's 1/4th pooinloo, actually.
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>>54655272
The American Apparel CEO that raped his coworkers and subordinates
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>>54655952
>pony-boy destroyed Sun by open sourcing everything

No, Sun was ruined by McNealy selling servers to a bunch of start-ups during the late 90s dot-com boom. When the start-ups went tits up, all the used Sun servers flooded the market, completely killing the demand for new Sun servers.

Swartz had to open-source because Sun no longer had the revenue stream to continue to do R&D in-house on their software products, but needed to rely on outside contributors to keep up with competing offering from IBM and Oracle.
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>>54655030
Yahoo Auctions is the leading auction site in Japan. Ebay is only used there by big stores selling internationally.
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>>54656019
Yahoo! Japan is owned by SoftBank, which licensed the Yahoo! brand.
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>>54656089

Then the brand is worth something at least.
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>>54656209
>Then the brand is worth

It's worth something only in Japan where the licensee didn't fuck up the product completely.
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>>54654116
>>>/biz/
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>>54655030
It is the 6th most visited URL in NA.
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>>54655030
Also they have a stake in Alibaba worth quite a bit.
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>>54655769
>Whether you like it or not, she's a respectable manager and did wonderful things in her career.

Too bad, forced diversity and quotas has forced the assumption that she did jack shit, maybe its true shes exceptional but that doesnt matter and if anyone has a problem with that they should be against quotas.
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>>54655316
John Sculley
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>>54655030

I ping yahoo.com all the time when I wanna test name resolution.
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>>54655397
Moving goalposts
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>>54655555
>>54655555
>>54655555
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>>54655931

>fite me in real life: /g/ edition
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>>54655338
>>54655429
>>54655495
why is tumblr leaking so hard lately and specifically in this board?
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THE BLONDE JEWESS CAN'T FAIL

GIB MORE SHKELIM GOYM
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>>54655563
calm your tits seth
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>>54655555
The king is back
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>>54655931
The word you're looking for is 'funny'.
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>>54655931

In what "real world" do you live in? Because where I live, I make racist jokes at work all the time and I've never been fired.
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>>54655632
>implying that's a stress ball
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>>54654116
Did she decide to kill Yahoo pipes? That was the only reason I had a Yahoo account. Fuck Yahoo.
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>>54655555
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The only thing Yahoo had left is their mail service. My Yahoo email address has been my primary email address for nearly 20 years, and I would feel pretty devastated if they had to get rid of it. I still have some back up accounts on different sites, but it just won't be the same. I have over 1 million unread email messages or so.

But yeah, fuck Yahoo. They seriously fucked up when they killed off Geocities. At least Yahoo of Japan still had their Geocities services up.
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>>54655624
Lol yea, so you can have something nice to look at as you walk out of your job straight to the unemployment line, and then have something nice to think about as you beg for money at a stop light after being rejected?

I hope that thought keeps you warm at night, while tyrone and susan get all the jobs because of their opressed minority status.
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>>54655703
>I would fuck Marissa Mayer slowly but without stop for 10 hours

while she laughed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg
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>>54654898
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>>54654777

remember when yahoo was young and attractive and everyone wanted her and now she's barely a crusty dock worker? WHO SEARCHES THE WEB USING THE DOCK WORKING CRUSTY CRAB
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>>54658714
its like listening to a psychopath hyena talk about having everything easy
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2 billion is a steal for yahoo, tumblr and flickr desu. yahoo paid 1.1 billion just for tumblr, and tumblr's grown since then.
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>>54655458
Because they'd scatter and scramble and infect everyone else.
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Anyone who thinks Yahoo's failure is Mayer's fault belongs in the >>>/trash/. Yahoo was in the shitcan long before she showed up.
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>>54655433
>>>/pol/
or
>>>/r9k/
or
>>>/s/uicide
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>>54658858
they already did. /pol/ failed to contain them. it simply let them multiply in their echo chamber
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>>54658859
A woman being the CEO of a failing company fits right into the /g/ narrative.
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>>54658869
>triggered
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>>54654116
moot got more than that for 4chan.
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>Female CEO
>even once

ayyy

http://pastebin.com/yrFEKrru
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>non-tech positions make the business decisions
>letting women make up the majority here

kek
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>>54660217
Marissa a shit, would totally bang the fraud Lizzie Holmes tho, those crazy eyes
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>>54654116
>minecraft was worth more than yahoo
Holy kek
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>outsourcing to designated 'asians'
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>>54660350
>apple
>6% black

why is apple such an outlier?
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>>54654116
>>54655624
>>54655703
>>54655732

Yez, post moar, I want to bite her skin
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>>54658738

hello crab man
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>>54660394

They bring in interns from various programs and include them in the statistics.
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>>54660350
where would you fall in that chart if you're half white and half hispanic
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>>54660573
Hispanic is not a race, it's an ethnicity. So you're white.
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>>54660350
Asians aren't considered to be minorities apparently. It sucks, I don't get any of the benefits of being a minority and people still awkwardly compliment me on my English even though I grew up in the US.
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>>54660601
The U.S. 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals disagrees, citing that "Hispanic" has long been considered a separate riace in civil rights cases. The U.S. Supreme Court has held that discrimination based on race has "race" being defined by ancestry or ethnic characteristics, too. Thus Hispanic is a race.

Everything is permitted, nothing is true.
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>>54658859
I would disagree. Mayer has followed the tried and true method for destroying a company by trying to cut their way to success. Firing coders, eliminating Games, eliminating Geocities, eliminating Directories ... chopping away at the core identifiers, but not adding any growth. She has no leadership, no innovation.

Her eyes have no soul.
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>>54660654
I hate to break this to you, but if someone is complimenting you on your english, it's because you don't sound 100% fluent. Maybe it is your social awkwardness they are picking up on?
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>>54655272
Donald Trump
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>>54655298
>diversity initiative


what the fuck. if anything that should mean hiring more white people. i work there, it's full of pajeets
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>>54654116
Are there any nudes of this chick?
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Don't mind me, just revolutionizing the blood testing industry with my totally not phony technology. Doesn't my outfit remind you of Steve Jobs? I mean my shit has to be real.
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>>54662582
I really can't believe all those VCs invested tens of millions in her literal scam.

It's like they do zero due diligence before dropping millions their investors entrusted them with to distribute to startups wisely.
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>>54655148
they are cleaning those up. Praise be the mayer.
>>54656247
Lol, you mean the company they want to sell of ASAP, but can't because the taxes will kill investors?
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>>54660315
Did that male getting fired lawsuit go anywhere?
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RIP Tumblr
You shall be missed. To blogger with thee.
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>>54658714
well thanks for ruining our waifu you mean, mean guy
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>>54654116
that person has crazy googly eyes

never let a person with crazy googly eyes be in charge of anything you don't want to have broken
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>>54655924
Asian women are fine, all other Women are dumb as shit though
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>>54654116
Oh wow only worth 2 billion? Meanwhile the place I work at is only worth a few million
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>>54655843
I'm curious, what exactly happened with HP?

They did create the 50g and their zbook line features good business/workstation laptop.
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