Have you ever gotten chinked by a seller?
Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
• Anon got his chink cup heater, to keep his coffee warm >>54646274 >>54646323
• Anon bought a fake Samsung charger off eBay a year ago, hasn't caused housefire (yet) >>54646410
• Anon receives chink package>>54646429 reviews his Sandisk Extreme bought off Gearbest and provides speed test >>54646505
• Anon received his extra blades and batteries for his JJRC H22 >>54647751
• Anon recommends the PAM8403 for DIY speaker builds >>54647844 >>54648208
• Rhymes reviews a ocarina >>54649095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwdL6rUnrak
• Anon writes about his custom shirt purchase >>54642717 >>54649340
• Anon gets the Ruizu MemeP3 player >>54650954 >>54651022
• Anon displays his chinkshit purchase, among them a Pirate Flag, Crayfish trap, a JJRC H22 Quadcopter and a Kingdian SSD >>54651255
• More pictures of people suffering from Sharkfeet >>54651681and a rare case of Monkey foot >>54651918
• Anon buys five BM-800s and doesn't have to pay any customs for it >>54642940
• After Journey to the West, Monkey now delivers chink shit to the West >>54642317 >>54642329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr5ZWYRaAyw
Previous thread >>54646220
Any good items under $10?
second for just buy an iPhone
>bough ritech vr headset for $8 only for the porn
feels goodman
>>54652032
>porn
good goy
keep watching porn
Legit ones cost 20$ to 30$.
How did I do /csg/?
>>54651918
fix'd
>>54652050
Jews aren't dominating the VR porn industry yet
Any csg approved ukeleles
>>54652111
>Jews aren't dominating the VR
goys indian customs stole me package. what do?
called india post, those curries say they don't know anything about the package.
i got just an empty envelope for $200.
Holy fucking shit, I'm so fucking mad at Xiaomi.
I got their stupid action camera, and the fucker app recognized that the camera was purchased in China and that I'm not a fucking chink living in China and send me a message telling me:
"Fuck you, you don't live in mainland China, you have no permission to own this shit camera overseas, we're going to force chink runes on you because of FUCK YOU!, have a nice day"
And the fucking app went from English to Chinese, like WHAT THE FUCK XIAOMI!
>>54652166
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>54652106
Why does the floor look photoshopped too
>>54652166
you do realize everything they sell in china has a botnet installed in it. i mean, just enable xprivacy and take a look what the aliexpress gets from your phone.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
Allright, anon here who ordered the Chuwi Hi8 Pro. I will give a small review about the device and how smooth it works. Feel free to ask questions.
First off all, it came packaged very well and tight. No problems at all. The tablet itself feels decently sturdy aswell and the colours look pretty damn good, especially or a 90 bucks chinktablet.
The device runs both Android and W10, both perform very good. The wifi signal the device receives does not disappoint at all, if you're using it throughout the house that is, can't guaranteed the signal strength when using it outside.
Then the battery. When i've powered the device on it had about 59% left which isn't too bad. The resolution is 1920x1200 so when running it bright with a few BG tasks on it might drain a bit on the fast side. Using Android would probably increase its batterylife. If possible i'd recommend getting a 3m USB-c cable so you can use the tablet comfortably when browsing, the tablet came bundled with a eu charger and 1m? Long USB-C cable, which is a bit short.
Overall it's been a good tablet so far.
>>54652183
I don't know, does it?
>>54652166
chinked
>>54652196
How do you change between w10 and android?
>>54652247
You click an icon in both systems.
Guess what chinkshit this is /csg/
>>54652166
Image of said message in Spanish.
I just hope that installing a modified app solves this bullshit.
>>54652298
strap-on penis?
>>54652126
I doubt everyone there is watching VR porn
>>54652314
Wow, that is such BS, fucking xiaomi
>>54652348
>gains some popularity
>immediately becomes SJW cuck
why am i surprised
>>54652348
hey buddy. just saw the last few threads and i agree with your points. being a currynigger myself, i hate to watch chinks and my fellow cuntrymen having a go at english. it sucks, but thanks for your efforts, mate.
also, what do you think of an OpenHunt clone for /csg/?
>tfw package is still 1hour drive from me
>its 6 pm of a friday
>tfw have to wait until at least monday
>>54652314
>>54652391
>spics and pajeets
>>54652412 > /dev/null
keep your whinging to yourself. don't be a cuck, drive and get your package,
Any good chink chromecast like things?
>>54652436
it's not a post office,
it's the airport post sorting center
>>54652256
Huh neat
>>54652314
Did you allow the app location services?
Any place to purchase nonshit DSLRs or do I have to go back to Western stores?
>>54652247
>>54652256
Yeah, the tablet Boots in Windows and there's just this icon on your desktop which you can click, then it'll boot into Android. I believe it works the other way around by pushing the power button in Android and selecting boot to windows.
>>54652498
Wouldn't risk buying a DSLR from chinks senpai
>>54652438
Xiaomi MiBox is coming.
Should I be worried giving Ali my card details?
>>54652106
How's the Shire this time of year?
>>54652564
Yes, just use paypal if possible.
I dunno, I wouldn't leave my credit card details on a site like that.
just got a set of senfer UES's for £15.
>>54652564
no
how the fuck do you think the rest of us pay
alipay is fine, you have your bank if theres any problems (resolve with ali first, they're usually good)
>>54652594
>implying paypal isnt a far bigger scam
>>54652526
ny idea how much it's going to cost? I'm just looking for something to stream stuff from my phone to my tv, but depending on the price I might as well get a complete tv box I suppose.
>>54652314
Seems like this should be easily solvable
so who here battery drain rn3pro with 7320 global ?
>>54652605
You waiting for us to review that shit? Get typing!
>>54652196
What's the use of a tablet that runs both Android and W10?
>>54652673
It actually has two uses:
-running Android
-running W10
>>54652564
Not really.
>>54652594
You do realize Alibaba is pretty much bigger than even Amazon? Sure they are Chinese but they are a huge fucking businesses and to think they are into scamming people who use credit cards is just kinda silly. It would hurt them way more than they would ever earn.
And what >>54652611 said. Paypal pretty much has a worse track record as far as I'm aware.
>>54652695
They don't have to be malicious, I'd say it's more likely for them to use child-labour for security staff and get hacked than Amazon
>>54652649
have to wait for them to turn up first.
and i'll review them against my ATE's M6's and sony C10s.
>>54652078
It's ok. Any plans for it?
Dont buy these. They are too 'tight' and scratch the SD card. That black SD is a 32 GB shark...
>>54652784
The death of a shark. Reply with 'RIP chink shark' to pay respects!
>>54652723
They aren't just catering to neets on the internet you know. They supply a fuckload of business as well. They are probably more concerned about your details getting leaked than you are seeing as they would lose a fuck load of customers and money if anything ever happened.
I mean, you can never be 100% sure with any company no matter the size, just look at Sony for example. But I'm willing to bet they are one of the more secure online retailers out there and if you have no problems giving your details to sites like Amazon or Ebay then you shouldn't be afraid of giving Alibaba your details either.
>>54652637
I had some battery drain wtih global roms, switch over to cm or aosp, you'll have a much better time
>>54652564
No, ali are perfectly fine.
I used visa though so it may be different for you
and now a question from me:
Anyone heard of the company jayfi? they seem to be selling rebranded dzat headphones on amazon.
I want a pair of dzat df10s and I saw theese whilst look at a pair of some sennheisers.
I'm £6 short of ebing able to afford them, if I can scrounge some money off of flat mates I'll pick them up and review them, if anyone can say that jayfi are actually a brand.
Also, what happened to quick dirty anon's idea of cataloguing reviews? Like did that just fizzle out?
>>54652498
Ew, don't do that. If you want to save some cash but still have a warranty (no grey market), buy refurbished direct from the manufacturer
>>54652805
Rip chink shark.
Does the card itself still work though?
>>54652805
Holy fuck, that's a lot of damage. RIP chink shark.
>>54652166
you should have bought an US/EU version.
But I guess you bought from the cheapest chink avalible on aliexpress like a retard.
>>54652805
it'd still work fine, i've got a SD card with a shit ton of gouges in it an it works perfectly fine.
>>54652845
Does still work afaik. Its only the paint.
>>54652850
:'(
do you know any legit Veithidia shop? I've been lurking aliexpress, some of them seem to be getting off by selling even worse quality glasses than possible.
>>54652863
How the fuck I was supposed to know there were different versions.
>>54652298
mousepad and roll of velcro
>>54652878
If only there was some kind of interconnected network of computers where you could search for and obtain information on popular consumer goods before spending $75 on them
>>54652805
rip chink shark
>>54652922
kek
>>54652166
Look calm down download this file in this thread and copy it on to the root of the sd card in your xiaomi camera.
https://dashcamtalk.com/forum/threads/changing-yi-action-camera-ui-from-chinese-to-english.17771/
You need to chill out senpai and use the googler
senpai
>>54652161
What was supposed to be in it?
>>54653006
curry powder
Smallest usb OTG adapter. Works good. Shark card for reference!
>>54653030
Link.
>>54652673
Android for a better 4chan ''experience''. Windows for the heavier stuff, like watching obscure flash porn, and light multitasking.
>>54652161
call the police?
>>54652990
Also a little explanation of what this is since you bought the Cn version is has chink serial number all this does it change your serial number to US one since thats how the app recognizes what version of the camera you have.
>>54653049
In India you call the poo lice instead
Build quality is nice, hope I can true my rims this weekend. Can't copy link from the app.
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>>54653006
note 3 pro
>>54653049
I have a better chance of getting aids than getting help from indian police.
>>54653049
Who cares who stole it
Open dispute, let the seller care about rest
>>54653030
neat
>>54653097
You bought chink tools what do you expect
Ok still havent recieved my Xiaomi Powerbank after 25 business days.
Can I use paypal chargeback now?
>>54653209
>You bought chink tools what do you expect
?
>>54653217
who did you order from and what was their stated delivery time
>>54652990
>>54653053
So, just place on the micro SD, plug micro SD, camera do his thing and that's it?
I don't have a micro SD to do this yet, the sharks are on their way.
Thanks.
>>54653042
http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_241630.html
>>54653097
that's the same a lot of the cheaper branded tools, they but from china and slap their logo on it,
>>54653244
Gaybest, Im pretty sure it says atleast 25 business days for everything.
>>54653184
Opened a dispute. The seller says it wasn't his fault that the package got stolen, and he did send a package (although he doesn't have any pics, his feedback makes me believe he isn't lying)
>>54653268
25 business days after shipping*
>>54652106
Jesus fucking christ.
I'd shoot myself if I'd have such a disgusting foot.
>>54653268
http://www.gearbest.com/about/shipping-methods.html
25-50 business days for the el cheapo options which I assume you took
>>54653249
Yeah download the file from dropbox and place it on the root of sd it should be a .ash I haven't removed it yet but I'm not sure if you can? its like 200 bytes anyways. If you look in the app everything will be in english and if you look at settings it will show another serial.
>>54653307
ok fuck me im never chosing that option again.
>>54653249
Also you can't read sd's from the camera if you plug it into your computer it will just charge it, you need to get a reader or put it into something with a microsd slot.
>>54653298
> Disgusting
Low test, high est male detected.
Also my feet are perfectly clean and well kept.
Are there any multi-port USB chargers that won't result in a housefire? Any specific brands?
>>54653363
Maybe they knew that you planned to start doing Youtube reviews so they decided to give you the super special extra long delay option.
>>54653264
I don't know what you can do wrong with a tool like that, except maybe using a lower-graded metal, but it doesn't have to be so strong anyway
>>54652564
there are some people at headfi that said their card info was stolen, I'm paranoid so ive been paying by messaging the seller if they accept paypal.
>>54653382
I bet it belongs to a disgusting overweight OGRE
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=klb.android.lovelive_en
people who are playing LoveLive! School idol festival on your redmeme, WW@?
Guys just a PSA. if you're buying any USB related charging chinkshit, get a USB condom as well.
This is not a shitpost.
>>54653416
Anker?
How long does it usually take for these chinks at gear best to ship your order. Going on 3 days now
>>54653586
>Going on 3 days now
Haha, you got some waiting to do pal.
>>54653586
usually a week for dispatch and 3-5 weeks shipping.
please mister mailman, deliver my hand fedora.
>>54653628
>>54653671
Man fuck the Chinese
>>54653586
>order shit yesterday
>get email this morning my stuff has been shipped
>>54653586
> Going on 3 days now
>>54653704
>it will still arrive next month.
>>54653030
>>54653260
neat. just ordered one of these too. thanks anon.
>>54653733
>order 2 tempered glass protectors for my RN3P from the ali stinky chinky
Received 1 broken redmi note 3 glass and one mi 5 glass.
I hate getting chinked, the seller had 5 stars in the store.
>>54653808
Second picture
>>54653566
What is a usb condo m exactly?
>>54653808
>>54653818
>using screen protectors
It's not 2007 any more, the glass the screens are made of is tougher than the flimsy $1 placebos you stick on them.
Rate my Gearbest order.
Just pulled the trigger
>>54653818
>>54653808
send pictures to the seller and get your money back
>>54653260
Finally something new to look forward to.
>>54653846
Protects you from the embedded malware in the chinki usb cables
>>54653871
Look up the xiaomi drop tests
>>54653818
Order some nail polish/gel next time gurl
>>54653871
It doesn't matter how crap the screen protector is, the whole point is it gets scratched and you throw it away
>>54653808
>use tempered glass
>use thick plastic backplate with book cover
>achieve 2 inch thicker book-phone
Stay pleb
>>54653924
>"girl"
>>54653818
Are you a grill?
Anyway. This: >>54653883 Can't be that hard for the seller to send it safe.
>>54653953
I keep my phone nude with only a plastic screen protector.
>>54653953
Don't use a case or a screen protector, it ruins the aesthetics of iPhone™.
Also we want you to buy a new one after 6 weeks
>>54653974
it's not hard i had a glass protector for my samsung NX3000 camera, it came from china in one piece.
that was only because the screen on it is plastic.
>>54653927
Yeah, the soft shitty plastic that the screen protector is made from scratches easily so after half a year it looks like it saved your screen from a beating. They're a scam.
>>54653818
just because you let your nails grow dosent make you a girl
>>54654009
I have a RN3 pro, shitdick
>>54654141
Das razisst
Wow! Chink watermelon seeds will get me a fuck ton of delicious stars!!
>>54653030
Heads up, these don't work with all usb sticks.
Sometimes I have to literally jam it in and pray to god I'll be able to remove it.
I'm not joking.
>>54654390
>>54653877
>>54653887
Too late.
>>54654408
Should've been
>>54653887
>>54653742
>order some awesome chink shit
>become excited
>crank up some tunes and rock out in my room for a solid 10 minutes until sweaty
>turn down speakers
>hear angry knocking on other side of wall
>smile and keep going
These normies will never understand what it feels like.
How long before we get Mitu porn ?
>>54653927
Get some glass protector then
thoughts?
I was thinking the scope would be ok to read tiny text on ICs or look at the moon.
>>54654442
Here. Happy now?
>>54654615
>someone saved my shitty image
>>54654533
sure but only expect like 100lm or 150lm at most.
>>54654623
Well it is the only rule 34 we're gonna get of that little bastard, so why not?
>>54654641
Get cannon or whatever his name is to draw some.
He draws lewd things too.
>>54652032
Which version? Do you recommend it? Becoming highly interested in VR porn anon..
>>54652106
>ITS MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS!
>>54654735
>not chinky python
>>54654735
>>54654752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDLeirHHWKs
>>54654533
Why didn't you get one of those pocket microscopes instead?
is geekbuying a authorized seller of xiamoi shit?
looking at getting http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-5-5-Inch-FHD-3GB-32GB-Smartphone-Qualcomm-Snapdragon-650-Hexa-Core-1MIUI-V7-16-0MP-TOUCH-ID---Silvery-White-362395.html
since my nexus 5 is in real rough shape, power button went and I desoldered it and soldered on leads to toggle it on and off
>>54654890
yes they are legit
http://www.geekbuying.com/item/Leagoo-Elite-1-4G-LTE-5-0inch-FHD-Android-5-1-3GB-32GB-Smartphone-64bit-MT6753-Octa-Core-16MP-Touch-ID-Gorilla-3--White-352189.html
anyone know much about this?
Looks like better specs than the xaimoi redmi note 3
>>54654848
Thanks I'll get one of these
oh shit is the redmi note 3 going to wtih with AWS (1700/2100) bands?
Anyone into flashlights?
I want to get a super bright one, but I want it under 30 USD. I can buy more stuff, like I can buy a body and a separate bulb or LED.
>>54654922
Avoid unkwnon chink brands if you want updates
>>54654980
>Anyone into flashlights?
>I want to get a super bright one, but I want it under 30 USD. I can buy more stuff, like I can buy a body and a separate bulb or LED.
HOLY SHIT THIS GENERAL IS GROUNDHOG DAY
MAKE IT STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PLEASE WIKI
>>54654980
got you covered bro
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/super-bright-torch-1337/32381315260.html
>>54654939
Band 4 is there with the global model
>>54654980
One got posted two threads ago.
>>54655042
>>54655034
Why are you such a meanie, you penis head? All I did was ask a simple question and both of you couldn't answer in an acceptable manner.
L size Mitu shirt ain't still on sale, fix it gearbest!
>>54655034
Also, I did read the wiki, and surprise, surprise! No flashlight was found when I did Ctrl+F and flashlight.
>>54655077
im considering buying a XL/XXL since chinks are so little anyway, or are they using US/EU measurements?
>>54655071
Because you didn't read the wiki, you retard. You couldn't even figure out how to look at a page dedicated to exactly what you're asking.
>>54655126
Guess what, I did read the wiki
>You couldn't even figure out how to look at a page dedicated to exactly what you're asking.
That's what I did, I did searched for an item and I didn't find it.
>>54655115
Oops, I meant XL, while only 2XL is on sale.
At least on custom orders from taobao that chinese XL have been perfect for me.
>>54655092
>>54655153
Dear friend , 05.22 big promoting is comming soon . Many producion is promoting now . Dont forget to take the aliexpress and our store coupon on phone app !
>>54655153
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Everyday_carry#Flashlights.2FTorches
>>54655168
You what, dude.
>>54655153
Clearly you couldn't find the search function on the wiki, so here's a tip: Ultrafire is super reliable and contains a secret super charge mode. Just stick the battery in your microwave and run it for two minutes!
>>54655245
Thanks, man! I'll be sure to do what you said!
>>54652196
How does the screen feel? I heard that its plastic. Does it feel particularly scratch-able?
>>54654533
You overpaid a bit. Do NOT expect image quality worth a damn. It distorts more than scopes in MoH 2010 and has chrommabs / coma out the ass. Still functional enough to see between 10-40 meters. Minimum focusing distance is at least 5-6 meters.
>>54652117
anyone
>>54653894
Gimme a picture
>>54651973
Imma ask again
>>54651853
>>54655403
It basically just stop all data passing through and only lets the power through so you can charge your phone safely
>See a weird battery
>It's actually a grinder tor 420blazeitfags
>Ali: CLEARLY YOU WANT ALL THE BONGS AND GRINDERS NOW
Thanks Aliexpress.
>>54653510
Not really but close, more like a giant.
>>54655415
no man heres a better one
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cheap-mechanical-keyboard-1337/32479601528.html
>>54655245
>>54655202
>>54655126
>>54655126
>>54655042
>>54655034
Okay, I'm sorry guys, I am a retard. But, for real now, can you guys help me please, I found a good budget flashlight via the wiki, where I actually did find what I was looking for, thanks. I found this: http://budgetlightforum.com/node/2011 but anywhere I look, I can't find this exact setup. Can you guys or anyone help?
Any good chinese Fleshlight alternative?
Planning on buying an iWork 10 Ultimate from here.
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_325534.html
Probably going to snatch the keyboard too.
Tablet price is the cheapest I could find.
Anything I'm overlooking perhaps?
>>54653555
Just play osu!, you fag.
Checkem
>>54655553
You fucked up.
>>54655530
Just buy a starter kit
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/dhl-fedex-starterkit-torch-flashlight/32384188029.html
>>54655535
The screen frame layout is shit. The bezel is like an inch wide. It looks like a photo frame.
2/10 would not buy
>>54652909
Not a mousepad, though velcro indeed.
>>54655423
literal usb condom
>>54655589
Yeah, this is what I was expecting after being (me) a butthurt faggot.
>>54655649
Fine. This looks like the one you're after, though it's doubtless a clone rather than the original:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/solarforce-crenelated-bezel-flashlight/32528702013.html
>>54655696
www.aliexpress.com/item/omg-look-at-me-im-so-funny-xD/32357699430.html
>>54655535
I ordered one on Sunday. I got the keyboard and a 64gb shark as well. It seems to be the best in that category right now. I was looking at the Chuwi Hibook, but everyone on techtablets is saying the wifi is weak, which is just retarded on a mobile device
Has anyone purchased a low cost watch like this Casio?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Fashion-Women-Men-Stainless-Steel-Band-Digital-LED-Wrist-Watch-Gift-G2-/361561960690
>>54654430
>rocking out in your room for 2 weeks minimum
kek
>>54655750
Exactly what I found, also saw that some users had black screen issues.
Also on gearbest?
Sharks aren't really interesting as comparable m-sd cards are not that much more expensive around here ( couple € ).
>>54655747
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/ive-got-your-faggot-torch-right-here/32619791767.html
>>54655810
nice meme boii
>>54655799
Yep, gearbest. I really just ordered a shark because epin maymay.
>>54655750
I have the HiBook and the download speed seems to be 2mbps less than my other devices.
I guess when the keyboard dock finally arrives a usb wifi adapter can go in one of the usb sockets.
>>54655799
Black screen issues?
Any good cheap chink soldering irons
>>54655810
I need these
>>54655785
Never understood why people buy crappy casio fakes when the originals are like 10-20 bucks
>>54653894
Sounds like bullshit, also
>implying the condom doesnt have malware
>>54655852
>the download speed seems to be 2mbps
Yea, that doesn't really matter if I'm at home on my good internet, but if I'm somewhere where the wifi is already shite, I'd rather it not be even worse
>>54655785
Fuck that casio's are cheap enough to begin with. You already look like a poorfag wearing one,why take it further and look so poor that you have to buy a knockoff of a $10 watch?
>>54655852
Looks like someone found a fix.
http://techtablets.com/forum/topic/warning-dont-buy-chuwi-hi-10-for-defect/
>>54655840
You bought something like this I assume?
>>54655925
>>54654939
GSMarena says it supports 1700 AWS, the Xiaomi website and willmyphonework.net don't
>>54655799
No shark image though.
>>54655896
The malware in the condom cancels out the malware in the cable.
>>54655999
Sold
>>54654922
>MT6753
> better specs than the xaimoi redmi note 3
Are you stupid or trolling?
>>54655875
Then get them and do a 10-minute video review of your emoji socks.
>>54652032
link fag
Hello /csg/, Awful Review guy here with wirt a MITU SPECIAL EDITION review today.
https://youtu.be/znEOkVaKkmo
>>54656112
simbly ebin!
>>54652380
who?
>>54656094
tinydeal
$8 from china ships in 30-60 days
$11-12 from London ships in 3-7 days if you live in EU
>>54656112
>>54656120
>not getting one of these
>>54656107
Nice review.
Off-topic: Which Midi Keyboard is that? and what do you use it for?
>>54656148
One of my classmates have that. It's like middle school all over again.
>>54656107
Xiaomemes are getting out of hand.
>>54656107
>at no point during the review do you fuck or even dry hump the rabbit dolly
Why even bother doing a video review if you're not going to test the merchandise?
>>54656155
one of them CM Storm Quickfire TKs
>>54656172
Xiaomi is life
>>54656185
im not a sick fuck
>>54655883
post a link were to buy a golden one
>>54651973
Can I shill my own channel here?
How do I find out if my stuff is being held hostage in customs
>>54656239
of course
>>54656239
Yes please, friend! The more Youtube reviews this subreddit gets the better!
Thanks in advance for your contribution!
>>54656215
if you want a fake:
http://aliexpress.com/item//32410908040.html
>>54655785
gf wanted a beater chrono
$1 Strap literally had cardboard in it.
>>54656148
>>54656275
I don't see the problem with reviewing chinkshit seeing as most videos are hilarious, since almost all of the stuff we buy is shit.
>>54656107
why did I get mild ASMR from this
>>54656198
I mean the Midi Keyboard. The one you use to make music with.
>>54654390
>Sometimes I have to literally jam it in and pray to god I'll be able to remove it.
lewd :3
>>54656239
Yes, as long as its you reviewing chink shit
>>54656275
Stellar contribution to the general right there, we were lacking in the shitposts.
>>54656339
I guess my voice is too seductive
>>54656404
Oh shit rofl read so wrong, Its a Roland A-49. I use it for casually playing tunes or robot singing with my talk box.
>>54656334
in what way are any video reviews even slightly amusing or informative
>hello here is my item, it cost a quarter the price of anything available locally
>as you can see the build quality is adequate rather than solid, but it functions as intended
>I cannot provide any information on longevity because I only received the package half an hour ago and immediately took time out from my busy schedule of staring at the wall and saying "durrrrrrrr" to breathe loudly through my mouth and orally shitpost all over youtube
>t. every sleepy-voiced cockwomble "reviewing" $5 chinkshit
>>54656483
this cockwomble spent $37
>>54656483
Show me on this shoddily constructed Chink doll where the reviewer touched you.
Xiaomi Piston Air is looking mighty interesting, even though I already own the Piston 3 I might just buy them because I'm curious as fuck about how they sound.
http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_362337.html
>>54656573
They look really awkward.
>>54656458
Breva klocka
Mitu a cute but kinda pointless
>>54656602
They look like suppositories
