Hey applefags, why haven't you ditched your fagbook for a Surface Book?
Because windows 10 is garbage
>>54623310
At least it's not gay and can run the millions of programs exclusive to windows users.
>>54623310
So is OSX but you faggots still suck its dick 24/7
>>54623269
What kind of a name is 'Surface Book' anyway?
Because im running Debian on my Thinkpad faggot
>>54623602
>X200
Uguu
>libreboot
UGUU
Can my little girlcock cum on your waterproof keyboard anon-senpai
>>54623602
looks gay as shit
>>54623398
generic
>>54623269
Got one. It sucks, it's shit.
>>54624313
Why?
>>54623269
>automatically backs up your encryption keys to the cloud no matter what you do
kek
>>54624439
>he doesn't know local account
>>54624500
Can you use a local account with bitlocker?
>>54623269
>>54623340
>>54623721sage
Hey Microshit, why are you still paying teenagers from /v/ to shill your trendy wannabe macshit clones on the poorest and most irrelevant technology community on the internet?
>>54624630
What I wonder is why anyone would ever actually want to buy one of these things. It's more expensive than a similarly equipped MacBook Pro 15" yet it runs Wangblows.
>>54624605
https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/mvpawardprogram/2016/01/12/securing-windows-10-with-bitlocker-drive-encryption/
>>54624669
>30lb 800mhz memebook pro
the fuck outta here
>>54624712
Good to know. One of my big issues with Windows 10 is that not all machines come with Bitlocker, if I ever buy another Windows laptop I'll have to make sure it comes with a Pro edition.
>>54624669
The tablet mode & The touchscreen
>>54624669
Hipsters with more money than sense.
>>54624739
>literally everything in this post is one or more memes
>>>/v/
>>54624739
You think that the Surface Book doesn't throttle? Loving every laugh.
The MacBook pro is a better machine then the surface shitbook
>>54624851
>fagbook pleb
>>54623269
Because I already have the macbook and it still does the things I need it to do.
If I get a new tablet, what do I do with the one I already own? It's just money down the drain.
>>54624669
better specs, display, and resolution than a macbook while being similarly priced
>>54624851
It's not even just the MacBook Pro, it's almost every Apple computer that is better than its competition. There's no Windows alternative even close to the 27iMac with retina display.
>>54624851
>The MacBook pro is a better machine then the surface shitbook
>>54623269
Because I need to compile things for OS X sometimes?
>>54624937
>6 year old laptop parts soldered to a samsung screen
>best at anything besides scamming gullible morons
lmao
>>54624937
>retarded macfag thinks his toy is better than anything else
Kek, the fucking Dell XPS 13 is better than almost every macbook on the market.
>>54624960
>6 year old parts
hardly anon, they're 3 year old parts
also the panel is a 5120x2880 IGZO panel that is made by Sharp. The display alone costs almost as much as an iMac.
>>54623310
fpbp
>>54623269
So many autists shilling OS X on /g/. If I cared about looks I'd buy a MacBook pro and install arch on it.
Because I like my computers to go to sleep when I tell them to.
>>54625000
Every time. What a waste of trips.
>>54623310
this
i mean, the idea of surface book is goddamn great; sadly everything beyond got fucked up by m$ trying to shove in the ass something they don't want
Waiting for surfacebook 2.
>>54623269
Because w10 dont have native encrypt for boost our autism, meanwhile apple have filevault
>>54623310
Then install GNU/Linux or your fag Mac OS dumbass.
>>54623269
my friend has one and it's fucking sweet
only thing is I'd NEVER use the pen or tablet functionality, but I'd buy a straight up ultrabook in that form factor minus $300-400 easy. It's the perfect size, perfect screen, perfect input; It's amazing, but I don't need to spend $1500 for features I wouldn't use
and jesus christ fuck the surface pro line in the ass. Tablets with kickstands and 2/10 keyboards? why did that catch on?
>>54625551
My lelnovo yoga 2 pro hotbags every time
when can we stop this shit
>>54623269
waiting for the 2nd gen don't want to be a beta tester like you cuck
>>54623269
um... I was helping a client earlier this week when this woman who used a mac air asked me about the "USB adapter"
"Do you have a USB adapter so I can get this music from my Mac to this computer?"
I saw before me a dell with a 128MB USB drive pushed in it.
I said, "You can just take your USB drive and transfer your music from your Mac to the USB drive, and then plug that into the Dell, but it looks like you've done that already."
She said, "Don't I need an adapter that connects one computer to the other?"
Then I looked at the screen of the dell and saw that her music files were already up on the file manager.
I said, "Your files are already showing up on the Dell. You can drag and drop them into a file folder, here."
She sorta looked at the screen, then the USB drive, then her Mac, for about 10 seconds, and then the light dawned.
this is why Mac users should not get a SurfaceBook
pic related; something i can never have
>>54623269
I heard the screen wobbles, because the tablet-screen is a bit too heavy to get supported by the keyboard-base.
I'd rather wait for the next generations. A bit pricey too.
>>54623310
Typing on a SP3 with gentoo right now dumbass
>>54623689
I think i'm having a stroke...
>>54623269
Do they run linux well?
>>54630606
They're EFI only locked, which can be a pain, and the wifi and touch firmware need to be manually configured on arch/gentoo and the like. Aside from that it runs perfect.
>>54630820
>there are linux distros
>being distroed
>in 2016
>the year of our lord
>with no EFI support
>>54623269
XPS13 faggot.
>>54630861
>>54625000
If you guys hate Apple so much, why do you praise the laptops that try to copy Macbooks?
>>54623269
>40nm GPU
Good god, it's like my T430 but thin.
>>54630956
Apple copied Dell, you fucking retard.
>>54630983
Apple copies certain elements from other PC makers, but people don't care about those individual elements. It's how you combine all those elements that count, and tons of laptop makers try to copy how Apple does that.
>>54630956
Go poo in loo pajeet.
>>54623269
because driver support sucks, the hardware is shit, and the software is poo in the street tier
>>54623721
>says it looks gay as shit
>has a gay as shit trip
>>54631039
still doesn't change the fact that Apple has copied Dell throughout their entire history of computing.
You can bet your ass they're going to copy the xps 13 sexy thin bezels and claim it as their own.
>>54631045
>X-D I posted the poo meme, /g/ will finally thing I'm one of them!
>>>/r/technology
>>54623689
>Average freetards anime watcher
But then OSX is the OS for faggots right?
>>54631065
Human civilization is fucking based off of copying from your neighbors but trying to do it better. Dell has copied Apple, Apple has copied Dell. It's a great thing because it leads to better products in the end because they only copy what people want.
And I doubt Apple will try to get rid of the bezels except on the smallest Macbook, and that would be to maximize screen real estate on such a small device.
>>54631077
>macpooinloo thinks he belongs on any technology site
>>>/fa/cebook
>>54631125
Apple's CEO is white. Microsoft's CEO is Indian. If anyone is a Pajeet, it's you.
>>54627249
wtf is "hotbagging"?
>>54631133
ONE
INFINITE
LOO
>>>/po/o
>>54631155
All of silicon valley is full of Indians and east Asians, you can't avoid it by buying from a different company. Now fuck off back to /r/4chan where people think posting a meme for the ten millionth time is actually funny
>>54631236
Fuck off Pajeet.
>>54623269
I have seen just a single one surface book IRL.
>fat dude
>50+
>receding hairline
>dressed in a suit, but a suit that implied he had a long, long list of bosses
>grease all over the screen
>laptop two fingers thick
>uncomfily moving windows around with his fingers
>display brightness to a minimum
That's exactly the type of situation in which I expected to see a surface book tbqh, it didn't even feel weird.
>>54631236
>pajeet pajeet pajeet for over a year
>no one got assblasted
>suddenly applel's turn
>WAHHHHH DAS RACIS STOP IT INDIANS R GUD PPL
Guess we finally found out who the real curry niggers were.
>>54623269
I use superior Unix over Spybot 10
>>54623340
Name some good programs that are not available on OS X or have better alternatives.
Remember, we're all supposed to be over 18 here, so no "muh games".
>>54631275
>cuck OS
no one's falling for your shills pajeet
>>54631285
dm_crypt/luks
>>54631306
Spotlight doing it
VS
The ENTIRE OS doing it.
>>54623269
> runing Windows 10
HAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDDD
great bait m8
Gg ez
>>54631313
>Spotlight
Your entire toddler cuckOS is a NSA backdoor. But keep defending your Pajeet H1B script kiddies at One Infinite Loo.
>>54631306
>pajeet
Nobody called Pajeet can afford a Mac.
>>54631322
This.
They just write Mac OS X.
>>54631320
>OS X 2 hardly used programs
>Windows 10 ENTIRE OS reports everything you do
Keep trying Abdul.
>>54631335
>2 hardly used programs
>installed by default with full filesystem access
>poo in loo mactoddlers actually defend their cuck OS
lmao
>>54631306
>>54631320
>>54631346
>literally applel + ms + nsa botnet
Truly cucked. How can anyone with a brain use this meme OS?
Because my carbon x1 is objectively better in every way.
And run Pajeetdows 10? Not even once.
Does it run UNIX?
>>54631396
>buying lenovo
Hope you can still return that
Same money, better product, better OS. That's why.
Enjoy your locked-down winblows faggot.
>>54631457
Yes
>>54631567
>lockdown
How? You can purge Windows if you want to.
>>54631567
>this is what poo in loos actually believe
>>54631605
Which UNIX? Solaris?
>>54631619
Nice try Pajeet.
>>54631628
If you could find/write the drivers, OSX would probably work. Most likely will work with a USB mouse and keyboard out of the box.
>>54631567
>macshit
>save money
>800mhz hotplate
>toddler os
That's a strange way to spell worse in every way.
>>54630956
>Implying
Lurk most faggot
/g/ hates the shit out of the chiclet keys meme
>>54631694
But almost everytime macbooks are brought up here, someone inevitably responds saying to get an XPS 13/15. If macbooks are so shit, stop suggesting windows laptops that try to copy Macbooks.
>>54631306
You can turn it off.
Meanwhile how's Win10 working out for you?
>>54631781
But almost everytime laptops are brought up here, some pajeet inevitably responds saying to get a macbook. If if laptops are so shit, stop suggesting fagbooks that try to copy laptops.
>>54631828
>You can turn it off.
>this is what cucks actually believe
>>54631832
>Everyone that disagrees with me is Indian
>>>/Pakistan/
Show me all these computer companies that don't employ Indians. You are just as much of a Pajeet for defending Windows computers.
>>54630839
Yeah it sucks but at the same time why the FUCK do we even need uefi? It does nothing but over complicate something that is should be so integral and easy.
Fuck efi entirely
>>54631472
Unless poorfag, I honestly don't understand the hate for Lenovo. They make really good products
>>54631285
Solidworks
>>54631039
>It's how you combine all those elements that count, and tons of laptop makers try to copy how Apple does that.
That's why they are market leader.
Oh wait!
>>54631313
>Spotlight doing it
>
>VS
>
>MS online services doing it.
Fixed that for you idiot.
>>54623269
Their operating system is clusterfuck, why would I buy hardware from them?
>>54632475
>Their operating system is clusterfuck, why would I buy hardware from them?
I am doing pretty well on it. What does not work for you anon?
I'm pretty sure updating 300 pc and notebook units in 3 weeks would be difficult on anything but windows.
>>54632482
So how does IBM do it with their 200.000 Macs?
>>54631100
Yea, but Linux is for autistics and fits better for those people
>>54633408
Why IBM don't use Linux desktop?
>>54623269
I could buy one and then ditch w10 for linux but then I lose all hardware features due to lack of drivers
So no it is garbage
>>54624313
Would you say it's worse than a Cleveland Steambox?
>>54632056
Nokia
Xiaomi
Lenovo
Samsung
>>54631047
Read that a while ago, it was eye opening.
>>54633640
UNIX > Linux
>>54623374
I can get work done on my mac that I cannot on my windows
>>54623269
>why
>microsoft
>microsoft
>microsoft
>intel
>microsoft
>intel
>>54631149
I guess it's when laptops undesirably wake up while closed, ergo making the bag hot
>Shills fighting each other for pocket change
Cancer fighting cancer
>>54623269
I want a nice laptop that will close properly.
because I take the poo to the loo
>>54638921
>applefag
>take the poo to the loo
Pick one.
>>54631396
nice glare faggot
>>54631689
>>toddler os
you don't use terminals, do you anon?
>>54632365
They bought IBM's thinkpad division and then produced shit full of chinese microcode malwares that allows the PRC to detonate 5lbs of semtex when your laptop is near you.
But seriously certain government employees aren't even supposed to buy lenovo for home use anymore because its assumed to be a vector for attacking other devices on their network.
>>54633640
because we need to get work done :*
>>54638933
MacFags confirmed for God tier basement dwellers
>>54623269
I did for a custom build and now getting a ThinkPad!!!
Evolution is possible guys !!
>>54639142
Cringest post of the day
>>54623269
Because even an equivalent MacBook is still $500 cheaper
>>54639205
Poorfag detected.
>>54632482
There is too much hassle and things I need to disable in windows 10. I donuse windows 8.1 pro with certain "updates" uninstalled and tweaked services and settings. Now it is hassle free. I don't the force feeding stuff windows 10 does
>>54639205
>Equivalent
>No Nvidia graphics
>>54639045
that said, today every laptop manufacturer is evil?
>>54632462
They aren't a market leader because most people buy $500 laptops. The fact that other PC manufacturers try to copy Apple to compete with Apple in their specific subset of the market says a lot.
>>54634161
>Irrelevant
>Chink shit
>Chink shit
>Gook shit
And none of them make operating systems. No matter what you buy, you'll be supporting the Pajeets of silicon valley.
>>54639205
The Surface Book also gets hotter than shit.
>>54625694
fucking this
>>54624937
>290x
Is this a hackintosh? I thought Macs were exclusive to nvidia.
>>54624760
>>54624605
>using bitlocker
Nigga are you serious?
>>54623689
Cute *.*
>>54640213
Apple switches between Nvidia and AMD graphics depending on what suits their needs better.
>>54640213
>hackintosh
>IMac 5k
lul
>>54640300
This has been true since forever by the way.
Most of the poo in loo shills in here never even saw a Mac in real life.
>>54639205
>Shitty old processor
>Integrated video
>gayOS
>Faulty screen
>Hot
Macfags like to get assfucked, nothing new.
>>54623602
plz gtfo of my non-free net ^_^
>>54640300
All the macs ive put windows on (late 2015) had AMD gpu, never seen nvidia yet.
>>54640700
Stay mad mr xps shill.
xps is for:
XTRA
POOR
STUDENTS
>>54623269
I have both Im rich
>>54623340
Kill yourself, stick to your gimped commandline kid.
>2016
>can't even ssh out of the box
Fucking unsintalled
>>54635856
There is nothing apple can do that windows can't but the converse cannot be said.
