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what the fuck. how many have you been pronouncing incorrectly?
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what the fuck. how many have you been pronouncing incorrectly?
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>>54584876
>guh-nome
This is almost as bad as
>jee-en-you-plus-lin-ucks
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Fuck. I always pronounced Xubuntu 'shu-bun-tu'.
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>>54584917

Don't you mean >lin-ucks-plus-jee-en-you?
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This is the most autistic image ue ever seen, only a fucking sperg would call a piece of software something you need a pronunciation guide for
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>>54584876
dunno, I speak spanish so I don't have troubles with words.
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>>54585074
Only for English speakers though
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gcc is pronounced gucci
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>>54585098
Exactly, ony English natives need this stupid guide.
Gnome has a fucking G in it.
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>>54584876
Or you can simply call them trash and everyone would know what you're talking about.
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>>54584963
Filthy chink detected.

Getting back in the factory
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>>54584876
ksu-boon-too
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>>54584876
>loo-boon-too
>loo
You fool, you've done it now, the whole threads doomed!
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>>54584876
>xubuntu
>Actual pronunciation: zoo-boon-too
>ubuntu
>Actual pronunciation: cis-boon-too
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>>54584876
I haven't said any of those out loud.
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I'm the only one on /g/ using chee-lin. The Weibo integration is baller status.
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GIF as the g in "Garage"
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>>54585189
Designated
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>>54585098
>>54585116
BUILD WALL
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>>54585444
which g?
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>>54585538
the one that is actually pronounced like a g
fucking anglos
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Literally every one besides lubuntu and xubuntu, which is somewhat embarrassing. Then again, I usually only discuss Linux online, so I'll take this as a learning experience
>tfw was still saying you-bun-too to this day
I'm surprised no one has called me out on it
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>>54584876
None, I use windows.
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those are chinese pronunciation
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>non - phonetic cucks
How does it feel to be unable to properly speak and spell your own language?
kek losers
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Why do all unixes and unix likes have fucked up pronounciations?
Windows - windows
Mac OS - Mac oh ess
KolibriOS - Kolibri oh ess
And unixes:
OS X - oh ess ix? OS ten!
linux - li-nux? linex!
UNIX - yu en ai ex? Unix, yet BSD isnt bsd, but bee es dee instead!
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>kylin
>cheelin
>xu
>zoo
No fuck you
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>>54585750
>OS X - oh ess ix? OS ten!
What's so difficult to understand about a roman numeral?
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>>54584876
poo-in-loo-boon-too
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>>54585808
because why not write it in fucking arab numberals? this is 2016, not 16.
And there are other problems - like the previous version was called os ten ten dot ten dot four
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>>54584876
only opensuse and xubuntu
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>>54585866
>I can't understand Apple's version numbering so I'll just be whiny bitch
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My mom's a saffer so I just asked her how to pronounce it like 15 years ago.
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>>54585866
>this is 2016, not 16.
They used "arab" numerals until version 9, then for 10 they decided to be edgy and use the roman X and they've stuck with it ever since. Even though the first OS X and the latest are about as different as Windows XP is from Windows 10.
Also the i in the original iMac stood for internet, it wasn't a personal pronoun.
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>>54585562
Wow i'm in middle school again
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>>54585915
>my instinctive reaction when seeing an acronym that includes the letter X is to pronounce it "ten"
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>>54584876
still don't understand open soo-zah for opensuse
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>>54586053
>acronyms include spaces
Since when? It's "OS X", not "OSX"
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>>54584876
>zoobuntu
What the fuck.
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>>54585120
The creator himself said it's with a J. Deal with it, nigger.
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>zoobuntu

It's fucking ksubuntu. Or else, why would the put a fucking X (ie KS sound)??
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>>54586173
>The creator himself said it's with a J.

ebig
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>>54586174
in some languages x is z. Or ch. Or sh. Or h. Or ten, if looked as a number. Poor X.
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html is actually pronounced as hotmall where i'm from
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>>54586173
He was wrong though, lol
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>>54586193
http://www.olsenhome.com/gif/
dumb nigger
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>>54586228
he's obviously trolling, and you're too dumb to see that
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>>54586273
You're too dumb to accept you're wrong, nigger.
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>>54586080
german
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>>54586325
oh okay
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>>54586196
but we're talking about english
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They should call it OpenScheisse
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>>54584917
It's pronounced guh-new moron
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>>54584876
jif or "gif"???
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>>54586459
It's jif. The creator himself said so.
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Ive always said oo-bun-too
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>>54586505
Citation needed.

You do realize that it is an acronym for Graphic Interchange Format, right. Now, how does one pronounce "graphic"? Think about it.
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>>54586785
>You do realize that it is an acronym for Graphic Interchange Format, right. Now, how does one pronounce "graphic"? Think about it
AWOL is pronounced aye-wall, is absent pronounced abe-sent?
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>>54585866
>2016
>still using Arabic numbers
>not using the far superior Indian numerals
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>>54586785
It's English, just pronounce it how you like.
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>>54585120
That webm is wrong, the original word is irrelevant. JPEG is Joint Photographic Experts Group, pronounced jay-peg despite Photographic being pronounced "fotography".

Although, GIF is absolutely pronounced with a hard G, fuck the creator, the dude is a whoreson.
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>>54586785
>>54586505
It doesn't matter what the creator said.
What if the creator said "gif" is pronunced FISHNIGGER.
You wouldn't follow him either.
The people have spoken: it's ggggiffff
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>>54586860
>jay-feg
I think I'll start using this
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>>54585750
It's unices, not unixes.
also BSD is illogical, how would you fucking pronounce that without stuttering? bee-es-dee is the only logical option.

UNIX is faster and easier to say than spell it out.
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>>54586505
“However, the pronunciation with a hard g is now very widespread and readily understood. A coiner effectively loses control of a word once it’s out there…”
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I wish we could concentrate all of the idiots that pronounce gif with a hard G in some sort of camp and pit them to labor for the benefit of our great nation.
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>>54586912
Because you like to blindly follow the retarded creator?
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>>54586912
see
>>54586911

here's the reasoning
http://howtoreallypronouncegif.com/

now step into my shower
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>>54586080
Suzanne -> Suse
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>>54586922
Do you pronounce the H in John? Do you just go around mispronouncing shit because you think your way is better? You're a real bad ass, aren't you. What about table? Tay-blay? Tay-blow? Wtf is wrong with you? Go swallow your kids.
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>>54586862
>>54586816
Well, the creator went against convention for a written word that is rarely spoken aloud. The overwhelming majority of words that start with a g use the hard "gee" sound, not the soft j sound. Go ahead and check. When the word begins with g, the soft j sound is most common when the second letter is e, which is not the case here.

If someone does something retarded, you don't back that person up on it and act like everyone else is stupid for following the general convention of the language.
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I've always pronounced gnome like genome
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>>54586984
sorry, the hard "guh" sound.
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>>54585866
>American company
>Arab numerals
Fuck off, Ahmed. I'll be sitting here, sipping my Coke, enjoying my freedom, using my American numerals, thank you very much.
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>>54586984
That's what I said. You wouldn't follow him: >>54586862
You're agreeing with me right?
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>>54586984
"If you feel compelled to honor the pronunciation given by the GIF’s creator out of some sense of obligation, that’s perfectly fine too."

Can't we all just get along? Embrace me, brother!
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>>54585501
i'm from argentina, dw.
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How do you pronounce Arch?

I do it as "Ark" as in "Noah's Ark"
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>>54586862
>>54586922
>>54586950
>>54587099

Knowledge is knowing that GIF is pronounced jif. Wisdom is saying gif anyway.
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>>54587099
I think people should say the word however they like, but deferring to the authority of a retard that disregards the conventions of a language and confuses everyone for like 20 years so that he can make a peanut butter joke is fucking stupid.

Say jif if you want, but don't act like you deserve a gold star for doing so.
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>>54587112
There's already an Ark Linux though
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>>54587112
Arch /ˈɑːrtʃ/ from the wiki
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>>54584876
GNOME is pronounced NOME. I don't give a fuck what an infographic says.

gnome is a word that we have in the English language. You don't say garden guh-nome.
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>>54587157
GNU-ome tho
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>>54587157
it's inherited from GNU. It makes sense.
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>>54584876
>missing the point of language
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>>54587187
Gno it doesn't. A gnome is already a thing - nobody in their right mind sees "GNOME" and doesn't immediately think of "gnome".
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>>54587136
Damn, bruh. Got fries for that salt?
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>>54587343
>nobody in their right mind sees "GNOME" and doesn't immediately think of "gnome".
I guess it depends on whether you have Stallman's dick in your ass at the time.

>>54587187
>it's inherited from GNU. It makes sense.
So why is the logo a gnome's foot?
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>>54587356
allow me to respond in your idiot speak

bye, felicia

>>54587483
I didn't choose the logo, so I don't know. But also, I've never looked at that logo and thought "that's a gnome foot." Anyway, if you have a problem with words that are spelled the same way, but pronounced differently and have different meanings, I have bad news for you in the form of homographs.
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Language was made for man, and not man for language. To argue that most people say something incorrectly is silly, because the language is defined by what people say.
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>>54587558
>Anyway, if you have a problem with words that are spelled the same way, but pronounced differently and have different meanings
>have different meanings
You weaseled the last part in.

GNOME and gnome both mean "gnome".

And it's obviously a gnome's foot. It has four toes...
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>>54586173
the creator can say whatever the fuck he wants, it's pronounced gif.

No how I know? Because it's spelled gif not jif.
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>>54587619
>it's pronounced guyjantic
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>>54587664
>it's pronouced jijabyte
see I can cite pointless examples too!
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>>54587725
>pointless examples
Sure, just ignore the part where I proved you wrong
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>>54584876
openSUSE

ohpenSOOZE

dude... please.
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>>54586173
The creator was wrong. If George Washington said the United States was an isotope of hydrogen, would that make it true?
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>>54584876

>Freetards are so retarded they fuck up phonetics and like revisionist commie SJW kikes that they are, want the whole world to comply to their xi, xis, instead of he, his delusion.

This Orwelian double speak is obvious and retarded.
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>>54584876
All of them.
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>>54585074

you totally detract from the main point of a comment about a piece of software by correcting the pronunciation of the name of the software
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>>54585120
gee cee cee
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>>54584876
I've always pronounced Ubuntu correctly ever since learning about gah noo plus lie nucks
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>>54587136
Can you tell me the peanut butter joke? I don't understand why it would happen
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>>54586983
>Go swallow your kids.
I'm sorry, I didn't know we were on Tumblr.
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>>54584876
None. I haven't been pronouncing any linux distro names. I just pronounce correctly windows and that's all everything I need.
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>yfw scsi is actually pronounced sexy
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>>54584876
>african named OS
>boon

top kek
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>>54589678
look at all them scsi women over there
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>>54589728
That's a nice pepe. Mind if I save it?
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>>54584876
How do I know I am pronouncing the pronunciations right?

Writing pronunciations without IPA is fucking retarded.
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>>54589678
>pronouncing an initialism
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>>54584876
ECKSUHBUNTOO
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>>54589979
>being this retarded
Do you even know what scsi is or are you 14 years old?
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GIF as in GIFT not JIF as in JIFFY


>but anon the creator..

NO. That mother fucker can't into English.
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I pronounce gnome as gee-nome
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>>54590359
>joint photographic experts group
>.joy-fegg
>but anon the creator..
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