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What's the dumbest "hacking", that you've seen in a movie? Pic very related.
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>>54575516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odOzMz-fOOw
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lol what movie is this op

you ever seen blackhat? thats a shitty movie
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>>54575530
dude that is one of the greatest scenes to date. Its narrated by zuckerjews ACTUAL livejournal entries
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>>54575531
The Core; https://youtu.be/A2ghcYF_R-0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2zo0JN2HE

DOUBLE HACKING
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>unplug the monitor
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>>54575531
>>54575516
>phreaking is stupid
I know it's a cell phone, but still it's almost rooted in reality.
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>>54575530
What's wrong with it?
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how is that bad? are you too young to remember phreaking? it's exaggerated sure, but not horrible so compared to other movie hacking
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>>54575553
>>54575516
That's a real thing retards

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_box
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>>54575570
>>54575576
>TFW I'm too young to know that it was a real thing
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>>54575576
yeah we know but its fucking dumb
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>>54575530
Looks realistic to me, and I know because I'm a data guzzling spider monkey
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>>54575565
Not the anon you're reply to, but that's not hacking. It's more like web scraping.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZboyfaVLM4
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>>54575663
What's up with the fucking mongoloid annotations? It's even more cringeworthy than the poorly depicted "hacking"
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3560060/

this entire show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzMwku95lRE
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>>54575663
>first 15 seconds
holy shit wtf is this shit and why hasn't it been killed with fire so much cringe
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>>54575516
Independence Day.

How did they interface with the alien computers? What architecture did they target? Are you telling me that advanced lifeforms that managed intergalactic space travel didn't have antivirus software?
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Mr. ROBOT
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>>54575703
It's a modernisation of the end from War of the Worlds, where the aliens die because they get infected with human bacteria.
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>>54575663
>rpg
>high score
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>>54575554
>>54575559
>two people
>typing on the same keyboard
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>>54575698
Surprisingly, it gets worse.
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>>54575690
>all i got is green code over here
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>>54575733
makes sense for some of them i.e. runescape
retard
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isnt there a scene in CSI where they "hack" some guy by following him around in Second Life as a furry or something?
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>>54575703
a deleted scene mentions that all human computers came from alien technology, so its only natural that human computer viruses could affect their onboard alien computers.
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>>54575753
No, a highscore in RPGs never makes sense.
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>>54575772
mmorpgs
and i literally just gave you an example
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>>54575781
How is it implemented? A highscore makes no sense for a game with no goal.
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>>54575794
XP? Kills? Gold?

Just pick some numbers and sort the players
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>>54575794
>highest level
>most costly gear
>highest XP earned
>most money/gold/credit/yens collected
You know that there are score boards, right?
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>>54575814
>>54575805
That's fucking retarded. It won't have anything to do with skill and much more with time w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ played.
It makes no fucking sense.
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>ITT: People who don't know phreaking was a real thing and who are more upset about inaccuracies in movies' depiction of games than fucking two people typing on the same keyboard or green code vs red code

Go back to >>>/v/ you fucking millennials
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>>54575828
>It won't have anything to do with skill and much more with time w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ played.
No shit sherlock

The entire points of MMORPGs is to make you play and play and play and play and play until the point where you get addicted.

>It makes no fucking sense.
It does when you're Blizzard and want to make dem moneyz.
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>>54575836
this is what happens when US goes to sleep
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>>54575878
But it's american made TV shows...
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>>54575647
https://stallman.org/articles/on-hacking.html
it is hacking
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>>54575836
Fuck you I'm a millennial stop perpetrating stereotypes to facilitate your Shit post
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>>54575888
so is your mom's porno
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>>54575993
Euro porn > american porn

American porn is just niggers gangbangs
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>>54575937
That's obviously not the type of "hacking" this thread is about
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>>54575738
When you truly love someone you can finish her bash commands on the go
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>>54575985
Reported :^)
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>>54576016
I guess my tab key loves me
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>>54576019
For what being a millennial that now's about phreaking,and thus breaking you simplemindedness?
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>>54576033
wat
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>>54575530

Atleast its not magical hacking
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>>54576016
using tab is masturbation then?
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>>54576131
no it's like cuddling, or when your hand unexpectedly touch that of your beloved
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>>54575516
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>Thread whining about fake hacking in media
>Dont recognize technically legit hacking

All you posers should kill yourselves
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>>54575663
>captain kirk costume
No, I'm not watching more than that.
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>>54575627
imagine my fucking face when I'm so old to have made one of those
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>>54575985
>facilitate
help
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wXBe2jTdx4
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>>54575629
it's not, you're just stupid and underaged
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>>54575690
he got all the comments?
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>>54576016
>bash
le hazker
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>>54575553
i only just got the hackers reference
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZCNyvUew58

The classic GUI Interface in visual basic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ
This is truly the best description of IRC you'll ever hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIq9jFdEfZo
Don't fuck with Boris.
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>>54575690
>needing colors
I bet he uses IDE too
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>>54575663
The cringe factor was too damn high
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>>54575530
I was with them until >emacs
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>>54576771
mother of god... kill me now
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>>54575794
>>54575805
As somebody who has actually played at least one MMORPG in his life, high scores are usually determined by progression.

i.e. who manged to kill the boss of a new expansion first.
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>>54576771
Atleast they used antivirus.
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>>54575554
> dumb cia nigger pulls out cable
> hacker now finally can hack without any trouble

top kek
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Swordfish
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Die Hard 4 was really edgy. Fast cutscenes, hack.exe with UI and all.
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>>54575576
>implying it will actually work today
>in a cell phone
>using a fucking folded piece of paper and blowing

That's the stupid part
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>>54576019
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials
Better report whole 4chan while you are at it.
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>>54575771
???

Viruses targeting certain type of hardware/software don't affect others. Even Human <-> Human.
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>>54575530
Isnt this literally taken from what happened?

Seems pretty realistic to me and period correct too.
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>>54575663
>until I took an arrow in the knee

I laughed at how bad that was holy shit
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>>54575530
that is also where tinder get's it's idea from. Surprise mark didn't expand on it.
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>>54575530
KDE 3 was great
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>>54578956
>MFW the Core came out yesterday, in the current year
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I don't know which shitty show it was but some officers "decrypted" an IP address into an e-mail address to prove that some guy was the killer
I've never been able to locate that particular scene anywhere since I don't know the name of the show.
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>>54576997
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIq9jFdEfZo
That was a nicely played scene, the 2 actors seem to enjoy playing it.
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>>54579636
Well he had an alien ship for a template...
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>>54575539
omg, i was waiting for this movie name about for 15 years.
Saw this scene when i was a kid, it blows my mind.
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>>54581624
Is this image from Power Rangers?
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>>54581816
Oh, I meant to quote this person:
>>54575553
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>>54576316
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>>54575663
https://youtu.be/x2klLy8r8Ro
You dont even know
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>>54581826
Star Trek DS9
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Don't they have someone on their production team that fixes their computers? Why doesn't that guy step in?
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3514324/?ref_=tt_rec_tti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boEb8zKfPBo

This is the most fucking cringiest shit i've EVER seen. Every fucking scene is like this.
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>>54583298
This is some Battle Programmer Shirase shit right here.
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There was a scene in Yu-Gi-Oh where kaiba hacks some shit using literally a back door but i cant find it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN5VDxNRXIA
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>>54575690
>release malworm
kek
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>he is not hacking time
>he is not using hardcore hacking mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEkrWRHCDQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNW2OmdumI
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>>54583298

The only thing worse than this show on modern television is the bazinga show. Jesus christ.
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>>54585678
The point was that it was cringe.
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>>54575708
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>>54575531
theres been worse. the gimick with the pirate box was pretty awesome
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Captain Crunch hacked a phone system with a toy whistle from the captain crunch cereal box. At least that's the legend.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Draper
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>>54575530
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>>54575530
this is probably the most realistic thing I've seen, even if he doesn't really have to break any real security to get the results

>>54575663
delete this
fuck, I don't even need to look at it, I can remember

>>54583298
oh fuck, i'm dying
it's so stupid that I can't hate it

who lets this shit happen
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>>54575690
>release malworm

no wonder this shit got canned
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some guy had a firefox plugin which auto-checksummed his downloaded files and the web pages he visited used rdf to interact with the javascript based md5/sha hashing code to make sure they matched. like checksumming is hacking lol
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>>54576316
Provide details pls
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>>54575553
This is /g/ to be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ePBNGmxVK8
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>>54576771
That movie is so lucky it had the best incarnation of Angie in it
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>>54575663
>dying on PoP
pls
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Opinions on Mr.Robot?
I'm only a baby web developer, but it doesn't make me cringe.
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>>54575738
NCIS is a comedy series you idiot, its a joke.
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>>54575516
Not a movie but in smallville a student news reporter hacks into an alien meteor or some shit
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>>54588742
It's OK
An accurate depiction of Linux for a TV show basically
There's other parts of the show that ARE really cringey though
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swordfish; literally trying to put geometric shapes onto a cube
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>>54589485
>My chinese dark army connects didn't show bro, plans off!
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>>54588742
Rami Malek is great. Mr. Robot is eh. Some of it is actually accurate but most of it is what people thought the "dark net" was in 2006 after Chanology happened, really boring and trite shit.
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>>54576154
where is this from?
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>>54576771
Hackers is a classic.
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>>54588742
>>54589485
>>54589568
>>54589568
>>54590301

Why did they they have to destroy Tyrell? Like, I thought he was a great protagonist for Elliot.

What was up with him hacking that chinks phone/anal sex with supersu and never explaining that?

How did his wife go from not getting enough of his D to complete contempt?

Why murder teh ctos wife for no reason instead of fucking her?

THis show made no sense
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>>54583298
they're not even hacking, supposedly downloading the last good copy of the flight software for the airplanes
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>>54590842
I know they had real consultants as soon as they named drop the dragon book (along with some other shit). Only people with cs degrees knew the nickname of the defacto undergrad compiler book. They were just having fun with the silly graphics stuff.
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>>54575516
do you even know who captain crunch is fagget?
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>>54588352
>Theodore Donald Fintch
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>>54575690
now that it is canceled we should download the whole thing, put it up on a synctube and watch it once a week together or something
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>>54575937
Stallman's definition of hacking is so broad that it makes the term meaningless.
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>>54591640
Stallman is so broad that it makes him a blue whale
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>>54575554

Good stuff.
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>>54588352
>redefining cringe
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super leet hacker almost deletes /root
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>>54588352
>I speak one
>1010

I love you rap
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>>54582096
I don't what to know, anon.
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>>54576771
send a flu shot
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>>54576316
if you r srs
Then it is an honor to be in your presence.
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>>54576316
I'm 22 and I made a redbox senpai

Phreaking is life, glad you lived in the time were payphones were a thing. Fuck there is like 2 or 3 were I live.
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>>54575516

that shit on Spectre by that skinny faggot
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>>54575690
http://lxr.free-electrons.com/source/kernel/groups.c

LOL
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>>54575559
This is so retarded, it has to be fake.
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>>54582096
>tfw this is exactly what gaymen and le 4chin is all about XD
This video gave me cancer. I hope it doesnt show.
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>>54575516
Well, it's not hacking but this shit..
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>>54575516
i remember they used an actual exploit at that time in the matrix, with nmap in the reactor scene
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>>54575530
dude that is probably the most realistic hacking
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>ctrl + F
>Golden Eye
>mfw 0 results
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>>54576771
Classic. Still a retarded movie.
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>>54594085
>I better bitch about it instead of posting it myself
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>>54577357
yeah but its a group of people that gets credit there is no high score m8 unless you mean PVP 1v1 or CR
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>>54575554
This one fucked my shit up.
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>>54591736
kek
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>>54590765
Are you retarded?
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>>54575516
Hacking in movies always includes blinking letters, high-pitched sound effects, mechanical computer voices, oversized progress bars and as much special effects as possible.
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>>54575703
>Independence Day.
They had that reverse engineered crashed alien fighter for ages, they probably just reverse engineered it's flight computers and assumed the rest of the ayyy tech was similar.
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>>54575516
https://youtu.be/ZlJRbtCXbSM?t=4m6s
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>>54585836
>Ah, I see you are using Gnome. I'm more of a KDE person myself.
Fucking cringe. That's /g/-Tier garbage, noone in their right mind cares about the DE someone else is using.
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Uploading virus in independence day

Like super advanced aliens would use mac os
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>>54575771
So in 60 years they never advanced filesystems, operating systems, and antivirus? I mean it's like Alan Turing writing a virus and it being executable on windows 95
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>>54596834
>/g/-Tier garbage
Do you even realize where you are?
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>>54596834
What are you trying to say?
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