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How do I make malloc() allocate things in the cloud?
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How do I make malloc() allocate things in the cloud?
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You don't.
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>>54517936
ask google for a dildo up your ass
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overload it and implement your own shit
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>>54517936
int malloc(size_t size) 
{
return servers[leastMemoryUsage].rpcMalloc(size);
}


Remote memory storage, rpc access
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>>54517936
1) Mount the cloud storage
2) Put a swap file on it
3) Activate the swap space
malloc tebibytes of cloud storage
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The Cloud™ is only for Big Data™

How Big is this Data you're trying to allocate?
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>>54517997
Internet of Things and Business Analytics
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>>54518420
I hope your software is disruptive, agile and uses JSON.
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