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>this is a really powerful application
Is there a bigger buzzword than powerful?
>>54491992
> beautiful
used in EVERY project on github
>>54492000
This triggers me too.
>>54491992
>cloud
>>54491992
>botnet
Robust
>>54491992
nvidia:" the King"
>Flagship
>Sleek
>Design
>360
>Revolutionary
><Some casual marketing term played off like if it was a casual conversation, make sure it ends with a period>.
>Cloud
>Solid State
>Windows 10
>"the all new"
That's all I can muster at 6 in the morning, brb killing myself
>>54491992
Actually, the cloud synergy Web 2.0 integration of information parsing, and the innovation displayed by the intuitive interface and design philosophy of fashionable and artistically conceptualized items, as well as the clear advances made in user-interface stream-lining and leveraged paradigm-shifts towards usability and compatibility, in addition to the ability to perform pseudo-parallel virtualization and the usage of augmented enhancements to the audio-visual human experience, make ThisApp an obviously better choice.
We are not just talking techno-lingo here, either. In the near future, multi-threaded apps will be optimized for both traditional 2D experiences, or 3D interfaces provided by server-grade levels of performance in a user-friendly form-factor and aesthetically acceptable platform. Only ThisApp can provide the needed infrastructure and necessary throughput to empower knowledge workers to become innovators who can take full advantage of the upcoming restructuring of the classical data mediums. It must be realized that the internet-savvy consumer must be engaged and presented with a good set of alternatives in order to expand business opportunities and go beyond the presets and lock-downs of old-gen limitations.
>>54492454
ThisApp is a professional, scalable business solution based on industry-standard technologies such as Web 2.0, AJAX and XML. Its high-availability mechanisms deliver five-nines availability for your mission-critical applications, fitting your business needs. Its core runs on the J2EE or .NET platforms, and is primarily written in Java, ensuring the application of industry best-practices and design patterns that will guarantee maximum customer satisfaction. It works in an object-oriented fashion, discovering business logic in a 2-tier architecture you can easily deploy to optimize cash flows, maximize profits and lower the Total Cost of Ownership, offering an early Return On Investment by converting visitors into customers and creating synergy between your different business departments. It works with your Business Intelligence, Enterprise Resource Planning and Content Management System solutions, and it provides an industry-leading Business Process Management module to facilitate work-flow management and life-cycle management. A web services interface provides an enterprise-grade facility for business-to-business interaction and seamless integration with business logic.
>>54492470
>>54492454
I'm laughing my fucking ass off right now
>>54491992
Innovative
Finger Scanner
Voice recognition
X amout of megapixels
>>54492470
Falcon-san when can we expect the builds list on your site to be updated with pascal cards?
>>54492454
>>54492470
jesus christ
>>54492719
Once we have availability and real benches.
>>54492975
Thanks. So the builds probably won't be updated until about a week or so after the cards come out?
>>54493017
Typically as soon as the cards are available, if the price and the performance makes sense.
>>54492470
>>54492454
Make it stop
>>54492260
Usually used in describing toolkits or "toolboxes".
>>54492405
>Flagship
>Solid State
>Windows 10
Not buzzwords.
fairly capable gaming rig
>>54492000
Y2K CHECKED
>>54491992
Isn't "tech buzzwords" just another way of saying "shit you think normies say"?
>this is a really gamer application
This is the most powerful world. Don't abuse it anon. Everyone deserves a chance to use it before it grows weak.
>Elegant
> disruptive
> artisan(e)
Paradigm
Killer app
>>54494687
>disruptive
lightweight distro
minimal distro
innovative
>groundbreaking
>revolutionary
user-friendly
>>54494963
going further with that gives us the biggest buzzword of them all: simplicity
>The best iPhone/iPad/Macbook ever.
>Implying anybody else builds iPhones, iPads or Macbooks.
>>54494964
>Disrupting
its like the word moist of the IT field
>beautifully built nodejs application using verb.js in an amazon aws cloud which allows us to provide the most power for hipstr.
