wtf is my facebook doing?
What the fuck. Dude that's the private encryption key.
Write that shit down. All of it.
>>54485123
how fucked am I?
>>54485106
That type of illeagle hacking is very serious. Stop now before the FBIA gives your home a visit.
this is some next level shit. ive only heard stories, honestly
>>54485106
>firefox
>>54485142
I must have accidentally pressed the hack button
Hope you don't drop the soap in federal pound in the ass prison.
Facebook fucked up and sent the private key for the ssl cert.
>>54485162
what?? prison?? wtf
You do realise you just publicly leaked Facebook's private encryption key, right?
>>54485106
Please leave this board, or better 4chan forever.
WTF, save that shit and forward it to the anthorities before you get caught
>>54485173
Hacking is a serious crime.
>>54485180
What's wrong with Facebook, pleb?
Wtf is going on u guys.
>>54485183
How much would something like this be worth? Not OP, just wondering.
>>54485180
or better leave this world
I recommend eating everything in your medicine cabinet then washing it down with turpentine
>>54485192
LOL
>>54485197
20 years max, but after that no Internet allowed
>>54485133
Except a knock from the FBI within a week
That's just all your personal info being mined.
FB will fix it soon.
OP here, it happened again, wtf? Should I tell someone responsible? also can't delete thread
>>54485243
>also can't delete thread
Oh fuck you're done for now. The FIB has locked the thread for evidence purpose.
>>54485106
>my
>>54485106
russian here
thanks for doing the work for us. saved me a lot of time comrade
>>54485243
You got a temp copy of facebooks ssl private sig for their certificate. It can be used for people who phish to spoof facebook
If this is a serious post, you should probably contact Facebook directly and see what they want to do.
Posting it on 4chan probably didn't help your case though.
>>54485243
>also can't delete thread
That is not going to save you in court, buddy. I myself am not going to report this, but I am sure that many others have already submitted this thread to the authorities. Hope you have someone in prison who can protect you.
This has to be a troll thread. There's no way Facebook fucked up that bad....
>>54485123
This!
Write it down with pen and paper though so there's no trace of you getting it
There's a massive scroll bar on the side, so the pic doesn't show the whole key, right?
Just thinking aloud here.
>>54485332
And I did it again and it was a different. string of text.
Anyway, you guys are fucking with me
>>54485302
>There's no way Facebook fucked up that bad
PHP is optimised for easily fucking up.
>>54485321
Going analogue, eh? That gives me an idea that might save OP.
If OP throws away the computer, will the IP of the computer be thrown out too? Maybe OP can throw the PC in some passing truck, then the FBIA will arrest the driver of the truck instead of OP, as the truck will the have the hacking IP instead.
Just a thought. And OP will need to live with the guilt of sending some innocent truck driver to prison for 20 years.
>>54485347
I don't know what you're talking about senpai, 4chin is a serious site
>>54485377
but it was fun though. i was almost scared for a second
>>54485377
repeating digits confirms
>>54485332
Yeah. If he were a deviant individual he would sell it on some darknet black market site instead of posting for help here.
If he could recreate the conditions that cause such an epic fail he could probably make some money on their Bug Bounty program.
>>54485420
seems legit
>>54485420
ah fuck... it's legit
FUCKKKK
>>54485507
Yeah big companies want you going through the correct channels instead of black market. There are freelance security experts who attempt to do this to services for the $$$
>>54485180
McFucking KillYourself⢠you entitled faggot
>>54485680
Still better than Fillet-O-Fishâ˘
what's an encryption key and why am I seeing it when openning fb?
I'm late here, what the fuck happened?
>>54485949
Apparently something crazy but I'm not sure either. I think anon is fucking with me though
>>54485949
Anon accidentally entered cyber space and stole some Facebook >>""TOP SECRET""<< information. Think of Facebook profile as locked diaries and op stole the key to open up their book.
He realized how illegal all of this was and how foolish it was to publish on a Vietnamese shrimping discussion blog and tried to delete it.
>>54485106
Hey anon it looks like your picture got delete.
Don't worry I saved it for you :^)
>>54485106
Here's proof you posted it.
Sending tip to FBI now
>>54486287
Hate to be you OP
>>54486296
Reported to facebook
Expect this thread to be heavily monitored by fb and fbi now
>>54486264
>>54486287
>>54486296
>>54486340
kek
BTFO
T
F
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PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT
>>54485364
These are troll posts right? No one can be this dumb, right?
This fake guys, move along
Anyone still here?
What happened to OP?
>>54487008
Got his door kicked in by a SWAT team, most likely.
>>54486340
this gon b gud
posting in an epic bread?
*cough* I'm late, what did i miss? Also what is an ssl?.?.?.
>>54486264
>>54486287
>>54486296
>>54486340
Rapp snitches
Tellin all there business
Sit in the court, and be their own star witness
Meh. it's happening to me too
Maybe FB refused to pay a bounty?
>>54487427
deleet this
>>54487330
SSL or Static Serial Lowpass is an encryption method invented and used by Facebook⢠to safely send and receive data from user's device. But it has its flaws - because those encryption keys are super long, it takes some time for machine to verify them, and, if your machine is slow and you stop page from loading just in time, you'll stop the verification and will be able to see the key itself.
>>54487493
objectively wrong and stupid. private keys are never shared, anyone curious can look up asymmetric encryption
>>54487521
Just because they shouldnt' be shared doesnt' mean that they never are.
Look at the proof here:
>>54487427
Everyone knows PHP is an insecure language
Kek
Is this really happening?
What can we do with this key?
someone cap this shit
>>54487790
There's no reason for a private key to ever be transmitted.
>>54488278
This. It's unlikely that FB would shit the bed so hard.
I think I know what's going on but I wouldn't want to spoil it.
>>54487521
Everything that anon you responded to posted is correct, and you are really showing you ignorance by questioning it. I'm a hacker, and a slow computer as OP has mentioned is VITAL to the game.
I have Google's private key along with many banks, and I've acquired them similarly to what that anon described. I'm not stupid enough to post them here or to even post this without a VPN (I use HideMyAss).
Please stop embarrassing yourself further sir.
>>54488819
>disclosing this information on a Thai cash register discussion blog that is a known honeypot
all of your answers
>>54488145
>>54488819
You're an idiot. I just built myself a top specs gaming PC with high speed internet. The computer boots up in 3 seconds.
Also it did it again this morning
How does everyone know it's the key rather than the encryption itself?
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