What kind of bed do /g/entlemen here use?
Thinking of getting one of those hospital beds for my bedroom so I can lie down in a sitting position.
Reevaluate your entire life.
Memory foam on some ikea drawer bed frame.
Imagine how many people died where you plan to sleep
>>54456098
I think there comes a point where you realize that you would never see a post like this anywhere else on the internet.
Why the fuck would you want to sleep in a hospital stretcher knowing full well what it represents?
>>54456098
Those beds cost £6000+
>>54456201
Why would anyone buy those things used?
>>54456331
For the ingrained piss, shit, blood and death.
I know this is bait but OP is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet.
Good thread, OP.
>>54456262
4chan, a magical place.
I actually use a hospital bed.
I sleep on a ~2" thick foam pad on the floor.
>>54457147
Kill yourself, poorfag.
>>54457155
Get raped, buttmad faget.
I don't get what some people are mad about.
>reconfigure at a touch of a button
>power strip to plug gadgets
>swivel desk for your laptop
Beds are technology too.
>>54456098
Mattress in bare floor.
Actually, my entire bedding is worth less than my anime figure collection.
>>54457436
are you an invalid?
>>54457436
Willfully sitting in a death bed in your 20s
Powerful symbolism. We truly are the least fortunate generation.
>>54456262
> Why the fuck would you want to sleep in a hospital stretcher
Not OP but I spent some time in a hospital bed way back when and I'd totally go for one.
>>54457471
its only a deathbed if you die in it, shitwank
economy-class syndrome
>>54456331
Because they're fucking expensive?
>>54457655
stop, my baiting son
>>54457471
You should also stop willfully wearing your death clothes. Or ride in a death bus. Or sit in a death chair. Or eat some death food. Or walk in your death shoes.
>>54457821
None of those regular activities symbolize the end of life
The mattress industry is so strange. The big brand mattress companies will take a matress, give it 10 different names to send to 10 different retailers to make comparing prices/price matching almost impossible yet the industry as a whole offers about the best warranty in consumer goods.
>>54457877
And a hospital bed does?
>>54457994
I laughed. Well done.
>>54456098
I just use pillows to do that, no need for a fancy bed.
>>54457997
Kill yourself.
>>54458032
what's that poster on the wall?
>>54458032
Is your pillow stained and crusty? Because it looks stained and crusty.
>>54458053
ITT: How to avoid any and all chances of someone ever sharing your bed with you
>>54458032
>>54458154
I can smell your cum stained pillow from here
>>54458103
isn't everyones? i had a fever once and woke up drenched. pillow has been yellow ever since.
>>54458259
no
normal people use dry defenders on the mattress and pillow
>>54458259
How about using a pillowcase and bed linen?
you can wash that stuff, you know?
>>54456098
You need a nurse too.
>>54458344
>dry defenders
i dont want to sleep on vinyl
>>54458344
soaked through the pillowcase
>>54458032
>>54458154
At what age did you lose all self-respect?
>>54458032
Nice daki
>>54456098
Full Size 6" Memory Foam with a stiff core. I wanted to replicate having a spring bed with a memory foam topper you can get at Costco for $100 which is what I invested in a few years back without having to pay for the premium price of a Hybrid Mattress or doing the same thing again with the topper. I went around lying in beds in many stores looking for the perfect one and found it.
I picked full size because I've slept in twin all my life and wanted to try something different. But eh. Full size is a little too big for one person but it allows me to at least have a laptop on the side for comfy video watching. I think I would have been fine if I got a twin size bed again.
Besides mattress I decided to buy overpriced 600 thread count Egyptian Cotton bedsheets and I don't regret it at all. Holy shit it's perfect and feels orgasmic to wake up in.
Pillows are just some traditional pillows with a mix of microfiber and flannel. I use about 4 pillows.
>>54458388
There is actually even shops you can bring your soaked feathers to, and they'll clean them for you.
Shocking, isnt it?
>>54458521
>I decided to buy overpriced 600 thread count Egyptian Cotton bedsheets and I don't regret it at all. Holy shit it's perfect and feels orgasmic to wake up in.
Can you please elaborate more?
Sounds kinda tempting, and I do enjoy fine and overpriced fabrics in my shirts, but for my bedsheets, I just have some normal, mid-priced stuff.
>>54458887
Egyptian Cotton is usually what some nice hotel beds have, comparable to other expensive fabrics like Pima, you can decide. It's all personal preference and what feels nice on the skin.
Thread count will determine durability in most cases, and the higher will usually feel softer.
Terms like Oxford, Sateen, and Percale just describes how it's woven, also determines softness, texture, look, and sometimes weight.
Bed Bath & Beyond has fabric on display you can touch and feel for yourself (if you don't mind having the thought in the back of your head of many people passing by fondling it with their dirty hands)
>>54458232
>/g/
I actually live near a abandoned hospital and there are several of these laying around in some of the rooms in really good condition, surprised nobody stole them or destroyed them.
>>54460305
Yes. But there is a difference between just being an introvert and not "good with people/females specifically"and rather enjoys computers and consumer tech and actively trying to be as repulsive as possible.
>>54460703
Are people sleeping in hospitals repulsive?
What's wrong with being comfortable while you sleep?
>>54458032
a genuinely meant question here, how old is this poster?
If you live like this you should really be <18
Well, because my bed is a pice of shit, i have it since 22 years, what are you guys looking into when buying a bed? and do you have any mattress buying tipps?
>>54460960
Literally every mattress company tells you that you sleep 33% according to studies so you have to invest in something nice and not something you replace every 3 years
>>54456098
Install gentoo
>have to cover my bed in plastic sheeting because my gf is a squirter
feelsbadman
>>54461036
>squirter
>implying it's not just piss
>>54460632
Are hospital beds supposed to be taboo? I can understand if it's currently in service but reclining in a brand new one with a fresh mattress is something I'd like to try out.
>>54457147
I sleep on two 2" foam pads on cinder blocks and plywood.
http://onpurple.com/
Mattress Tech has finally progressed into the 20th+1st century.
>>54458154
wall scrolls
>>54460884
>Are people sleeping in hospitals repulsive?
No.
But getting a hospital for your home, just because you want to be able to shitpost more comfy from your bed is indeed repulsive.
As is the whole notion of actually rigging your bed in such a way, that you can use your fucking desktop in bed, right on your semen encrusted pillow, that you are too stupid to clean.
I just put a beanbag chair on my bed when I want to sit up
I quit my job and shitposted from my bed for two years some time ago. I moved all my computer equipment and my mattress in to my living room. Good times.
>>54458032
Kek.
Has a pillow of a girl beside him
>>54456098
Where are you going to get one of these?
>>54458232
I've never really had any hopes of getting a girlfriend or friends, so why would I give a fuck if I'll never get laid?
>>54461066
squirts piss. Who implied otherwise?
>>54457458
OP has a point, don't call him invalid
>>54461840
>I've never really had any hopes of getting a girlfriend
Me neither. Was a 30yo kissless virgin till last year. But finally got the courage to change my life, and now I am regularly managing to share my bed. slowly even working my way up to banging hot girls!
You can do it too. If you dont totally give up on yourself, like most folks in this thread.
>work in ICU
>someone's confirmed kill and we disconnect the life support
>we move him to post mortem room
>queues to the ICU are so massive when we put the next patient the bed is still warm after the last one
always makes me chuckle
