Someone stole my laptop from my college dorm room and they keep attempting to reset it. They're having a hard time because odds are the scum that took it can't seem to get around Apple's find my Mac feature. I have the MAC address but the police refuse to search my dorm hall because "muh 4th amendment". Meanwhile, he's been searching things like "how to reset Mac" and "how to erase Mac". There are 9 days left and the guy is literally in my building. Help me /g/
>pic unrelated; my dorm hamster
Go to the dean
>>54353616
The dean is with the police, they refuse to go door to door and ask people or look out for stuff.
>>54353605
Find him yourself, and break his legs.
>>54353632
We know which side of the building he's on, and we already have some suspicion as to who he is. The police are going to attempt to conduct a search with a warrant later today based on some info we got because he tried to sell a soccer jersey he stole from my roommate.
>>54353605
Maybe you should start stealing laptops until it becomes a major problem, forcing them to deal with the issue.
>>54353661
It is a major problem, but the people who can do something don't have any intrinsic value in helping us get our shit back. Frustrating as hell because the person is in the same building as me.
Put up posters that you can repair/fix PC/Macs
He then hands the computer to you
>>54353605
>Mac
Who manages the dorm internet, the school or a company?
>>54353705
This is actually genius, but the kid already knows my name and who we are. I'd have to get a third party to do it.
>>54353706
>shiggy diggy
can you remotely install anything to the Mac, look at the webcam or something?
>>54353725
A company, they've been in touch with the school investigators trying to see the router that's closest to it. I called them and they ironically told me that the computer was currently being used.
Kick the door down and break his kneecaps with a tire iron, works all the time.
Do it you faggot
>>54353755
Whats the company name?
Honestly if you have the mac address they know what switch it's connected to and can find the Access point relatively easy, and give a range of about 2-4 rooms it could be in depending on the density.
>>54353776
Shut the fuck up faggot
Dude just break the fuckers kneecaps dude works all the time
>>54353763
>>54353772
Find my iPhone isn't accurate to an exact place, it gives me the general area in the building that it's in. Even then, it'd inconsistent because sometimes it pings off of routers below if it's close to the window, or a router next door if they were close to the wall.
i stole a macbook pro out of a dorm room when i was in college and it never gave me any problems
guy had his desk right in front of his door, and left his door open with the mac on his desk while taking a nap or something. I used it every down just down the hall from him for the rest of the year
>>54353605
/g/ is not your personal police force. Fuck off.
>>54353789
cause OP totally knows who it is.
>faggot
>>54353791
What the fuck do you think I'm saying? BREAK HIS KNEECAPS YOU LIMP WRISTED HOMO
>>54353817
So I'm going to break 300 kneecaps? We have a lead on a person but we don't know who it is.
find my mac should let you turn the speakers into a beacon remotely, like just blare a siren with no way to stop it except to pull the battery.
not saying it does, it just should, so you (or the police) can locate it once you're in close proximity
>>54353798
That's awful, the person who took mine earlier locked themselves out but the computer is still connecting to the dorm network. They even tried to create a fake email address with gmail to try to sign on.
>>54353854
Yeah but that would only be helpful if I had the manpower to listen for it. The computer could be on one of three floors in the dorm on one side of the building. That totals out to 18 dorms to check.
>>54353854
This is definitely why you should always be able to remotely log into your PCs, even while they are locked down or rebooted so they're not logged into your account anymore.
Also remote turning on the webcam and shit.
>>54353776
Company is Apogee
>>54353854
they had that feature in a movie but I've never used an apple product so I just assumed it was a thing.
>>54353854
this is why you install a RAT onto your own computers. RATs seem like kiddie stuff but they always have features like this, and viewing the webcam, locking down the computer, etc
>>54353605
Give it back jamal
>>54353827
Yes, I did 800 when I was in the army. 300 is no problem for anyone
lol
Thank you affirmative action
reminds me of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo
You could use something like airmon and analyze the wifi signal strengths, if he's using the wifi( different mac addr).
You could probably get a triangulation and narrow him down.
Who is in charge of the network. Am them to find which port the mac address is connected to.
>living in a dorm
not even once
>>54353803
What the fuck is he supposed to Google lol. Google isn't some know it all machine where you just plug anything in and it magically comes up with an answer. Fucking hell you people make this board so toxic like Jesus Christ. Stop being an autistic overweight faggot, and realize that you don't have to be a fucking cunt to everyone looking for help on a technology board.
OP brought up an interesting discussion about stolen devices and how to retrieve them, yet you still insist that he needs to google an answer that can't be just fucking googled considering his circumstances. Fuck off back to /r9k/, where beta autismos like you belong.
>>54353827
Get friends, at least 3. Buy 3 authentic looking police uniforms. Research what search warrants look like. Make a fake search warrant. Be on the lookout for suspicious people, and go to there door with the fake search warrant. The rest is self explanatory.
>>54354774
I was gonna link this, maybe some inspiration for op.
>>54354527
>>54354130
>>54353874
>>54353854
You guys realize that this would just cause the thief to smash the fucking thing to shut it up so he wouldn't get caught, right? Or throw it out of the nearest window.
I would be so bummed too, OP. You should come up with some reason that they have to search for it. Preferably one that doesn't incriminate you though, you probably wouldn't get it back if you said you needed your terrorism plans. Maybe third party confidential information or something.
>>54353776
Also every other room has its own router, but the company is still generating reports of usage to send to the police.
>>54356984
The only third party information we can get are reports from other people, since they don't want to be incriminated either we can't just get a search warrant based on an anonymous tip
>>54357381
I meant more that the HD of the laptop had confidential information on it. In some jurisdictions it would make a difference if the theif had access to, say, a database of your customers.
Set up a trap, leave a backpack and a laptop nearby and wait for him to strike again, pop out, break knees, threaten life for your macbook, profit?
>>54358271
I worked for a top ranking member of congress in national security/foreign affairs but that was over a year ago. I can't confirm whether the information is still confidential.
>>54354799
Why didn't you take this seriously? By far your best bet. Get two laptops, run airodump, narrow it down to your mac station, then both of you start at a separate end of each floor and walk towards each other. You'd figure it out by signal strength in no time. You could seriously get it down to two opposite rooms really quickly. Then obvs break his kneecaps.
Pull the fire alarm, and wait every body left the building for break in, enough time for several search
>>54358652
I'm going to try this. Stay tuned.
>>54358696
We were considering this but not everyone leaves their dorms, also the dorm doors are locked unless you have the universal master key, which only the police has.
>>54358722
just personally go to his room and tell him to give you it back
>>54353605
/thread
For your next laptop, install Prey. You can secretly take pictures of the thief, activate an alarm, and live track the thief's location if they're moving.
Or if you just want to screw the thief over, firmware lock the laptop in advance, ssh in, and shut it off.
>>54356955
That's preferable to a nigger having it.
>>54358722
If there are a shitload of devices, kismet might be more useful. Hell, there are heaps of WiFi monitor programs that could achieve this, provided you can get a wireless card into monitor mode first (to be able to pick up stations). When you get it back, setup SSH on boot or install a RAT or something.
>>54354774
Reminds me of http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/29/apple-vs-fbi-all-you-need-to-know.html
>>54358878
/unthread
Get control of your Web cam, take the photos to the police, that work even in my banana Republic, here everything is a meme. And if that doesn't work, buy drugs put in his bag and call the police, then ask for your laptop.
>>54353605
>the police won't violate people's constitutional rights because I can't keep track of my shit waaahh
Do you know how ridiculous you sound?
>>54358948
Will I be able to play the sound on Find My Mac when I trace it to a room? I want to be assured that it's connected to the router AND in the room of the person who took it, and then break their fucking kneecaps.
>>54353605
Learn how to lock a door
I was being sarcastic, relax.
If anything am I justified in thinking that someone who committed a crime doesn't deserve the rights granted to law abiding citizens?
>>54359055
>"It's your fault someone stole from you!"
Classic, until it happens to you yourself and then everyone should blame the thief.
>>54359031
>the same guy who called the police about a drug bust also knew his laptop was in there
That's not suspicious at all
>>54359055
I wasn't in the room when any of this happened, I was sleeping in my girlfriend's dorm.
>>54359077
No, they're called rights for a reason.
>>54359078
If you don't take reasonable precautions then it is partially your fault
If I have a dumb roommate, how do I keep my laptop safe?
>>54353605
14120 here, bro, let's hang.
>>54353605
This is why we shouldn't let Tyrone into an institute of higher education on a basketball scholarship
OP, remember, around ______ never _____.
And lock your shit up.
>>54359043
I can't see why not. You will only be able to see it if it is on and broadcasting WiFi. You're just essentially listening to the signal, not messing with the device. If you're having trouble figuring out which device is yours, just narrow it down to the manufacturer section of the MAC address that your model of Mac's WiFi card uses. Look for probes for other WiFi networks you have connected to with it from Mac's that have that similar address which might give it away as yours. If there are no probes, disconnect a couple with aireplay. They'll spit probes when looking to reconnect.
>>54359095
Yeah, and your door wasn't locked
>>54359078
>leave valuable items alone in unlocked areas accessible to anyone
>oh no! how did this get stolen?
>>54359025
Most thefts are a matter of opportunity and a Kensington Lock greatly reduces said opportunity. Besides why go through the effort of cutting a steel cable when you can also take an unlocked laptop?
>>54359151
Couldn't they just rip the laptop from the lock?
>>54359192
No, what the fuck do you think the lock is for?
>>54359192
Only if the mounting point is made out of cheap plastic, which is a clear sign a laptop is shit.
>>54359188
I wasn't in the fucking room the entire night. God forbid I don't keep my shit under lock and key in my own living space.
>>54359259
>God forbid I don't keep my shit under lock and key in my own living space.
If you live in a dorm, you should, obviously.
>>54359259
But why didn't you LOCK THE DOOR TO THE PLACE YOU LIVE when you left? That is not exactly an unusual thing to do, you know.
>>54359259
You share a room, that alone is enough reason to protect your valuables. I also like how your room was unlocked which means insurance won't pay shit because you're the one at fault. Better luck next time, maybe this experience will teach a lesson about the value of stuff.
>>54359282
He could have a retarded roommate.
>>54359295
haha no PC for you
>>54359307
>roommate
You mean in the sense of sharing an *actual room* with someone? Not a building with some shared facilities, but a construction where you do not have any room for yourself?
... I always thought that was a matter of speech. Do people really do that? Really?
>>54359282
Because I wasn't the moron that left it open, I've made it clear that I wasn't in the dorm the entire night.
>>54353605
Start stealing everyone else's laptops. They won't do shit because of "muh 4th amendment".
Eventually you'll come across your laptop and you can pawn the rest.
>>54358747
I can't just download the software onto another PC?
>>54359313
fuck that, lol. Rerolling,
https://preyproject.com/
>>54359346
Where do you live?
>>54359346
It's literally one room that we all share, there is no separate enclave.
>>54359408
You can't back out of this you nigger
>>54359191
Why not both?
>>54359414
The Netherlands.
>>54359416
So, where you live college students basically live in refugee camps? Please remind me never to go there.
>>54359348
>I've made it clear that I wasn't in the dorm the entire night.
So at one point during the night you left. That's when you should have locked the door. Why didn't you, again?
>>54359348
Stop blaming your roommate for this, leaving your laptop unattended was your choice, making it your responsibility.
>>54359429
Because typically speaking people don't carry wire cutters on them in say, a public library.
>>54359468
Hij is niet OP mafketel.
>>54359477
>sharing a room is torture
Senpai, please, you can get a single room but it costs more
>>54359446
The last recorded swipe which unlocked the room was from one of my roommates at 11:02, I was gone from the room since 9PM that evening.
>>54359477
>>54359472
So I noticed right after hitting send. It's been a long day and I can't wait to get home and make dinner.
>>54353605
I'll help you out millennial. We used to have a think called a baseball bat. They may still have them. I'm not sure because sticks might not be PC anymore. Clip the eye socket on an upward swoop just once with about half the force you normally would. The fucker will hand that shit over in two seconds. It'll probably take him two seconds because he likely has never been hit before.
>>54359509
He doesn't know who or where the thief is you stupid fuck
>>54359493
It depends on what you're used to, I guess.
>>54359453
So if I break into your house and steal everything, it's your fault because you left your things unattended? How about I steal your car and it'll also be your fault because you left t unattended while you went to work. Stop giving yourself a false sense of security by implying that it's someone's fault that their living quarters were burglarized
>>54353798
How's it going Jamarcus? Bernie2016!! amiright?
>>54359538
I don't share my apartment, and if I left my door unlocked then yes, it would be my fault. OP however lives with roommates which changes everything. It's not that hard to imagine one of them leaving the door open or unlocked, or them having guests over who might want to steal your shit. Hell, for all we know it was the roommate himself who helped stealing said laptop.
But honestly, I wouldn't even bother getting my laptop back. Home insurance covers break ins and even if it doesn't, here in the Netherlands everyone is insured in case they damage/lose someone else's belongings, meaning my hypothetical room mate's insurance would cover the loss of my laptop.
>>54353605
but the school can suspend 4A rights in a dorm since its part of the living agreement. Also talk to the RA/CA whatever they call it.
>>54359445
you have such a narrow world view don't you?
>>54359025
This is honestly the best /unthread I've ever seen.
>>54359509
OP doesn't know who fucking took it you god damn moron.
Why is there so much fucking stupidity in this thread?
>>54359831
Only for health and safety checks, if it's a matter of law enforcement they need to follow the same procedure as the police.
>>54359676
I've made it clear that I live in Burgertown
>>54359509
Go to bed grampa, you're obviously not able to follow the thread anymore.
>>54353605
I bet you get no pussy with that mouse in your room
Should have bought a thinkpad. Nobody steals thinkpads.
>>54360288
That's true. The nigger brain sees the black plastic exterior of the Thinkpad and says "Sheet nigga that cheapass laptop nigga"
How little he knows
>>54353605
>has location on find my apple garbage
>doesn't go back snd steal it himself
Apple users, everyone.
>>54353605
> not being able to ssh into his own computer
> browsing /g/
you fucking wot m8
>>54360131
OP can claim his weapons were stolen.
>>54360169
Doesn't take away the fact that it was your own fault that your laptop got stolen. Use some common sense next time before leaving your shit unattended in a slave accessible to others.
>>54360649
*space
Ducking autocorrelation messing up my posts.
>>54353827
if you are going to break 300 kneecaps, use a wrist support and keep some voltarol handy.
Voltarol... the joy of movement.
>>54356618
>impersonate an officer
>up to 15 years in jail
Great idea
>>54359031
>get control of your webcam
so root into his macbook through a wired connection? great idea!
>>54353605
track them down and beat them with a bat.
wait until they leave the dorms with it, then strike.
>>54353798
die faggot negro die
let us know what goes stolen form you later on. shits gonna hurt.
nigger
>>54359077
in this sjw age, not even the law has the right to protect you from the reactions of people
>>54359125
instill fear in them by encouraging them to do something minor to you, like eat your fruit rollups. then when it happens, absolutely flip your shit and hit one of them with a pipe, hard enough to bruise.
thatll teach them that they ought not to mess with you
>have find my Mac feature
>can't find your Mac
Thanks Apple
>>54361994
>instill fear in them by encouraging them to do something minor to you, like eat your fruit rollups. then when it happens, absolutely flip your shit and hit one of them with a pipe, hard enough to bruise.
>thatll teach them that they ought not to mess with you
Thanks, I'll consider this.
Is there any link between your phone and Mac like how you can use 'Find My iPhone'?
>>54353735
Do it. Jamal will give him the laptop and you'll know who did it.
>>54353789
He doesn't know who did it you troglodyte. Can you read?
>>54353705
>>54362699
This.
"Locked out of your Mac?"
"We can help!"
"Come by the [foobar] Library at 3:00PM every Sunday for free advice!"
>>54353605
the cops wont do a damn thing. find my ____ is for people that can take care of someone themselves. get a couple of your biggest friends and take it back.
Throw acid on his face, make him pay for what he's done.
>>54353798
I hope you fall down a stairwell and break your neck you fucking nigger.
>>54353660
>he tried to sell a soccer jersey he stole from my roommate.
Holy shit, what a fucking scumbag.
>>54359163
14222 at Buff State, came here because they gave me a lot more credits than UB would've. Didn't realize it was infested by trash until it was too late
Buff State- come for the accreditation agreement, leave without your belongings.
>>54366643
An immediately distinguishable one too. It's a Bayern Munich Long Sleeve, the one with the patches that you could only get in Europe.
>>54356618
>What the fuck is he supposed to Google lol. Google isn't some know it all machine where you just plug anything in and it magically comes up with an answer. Fucking hell you people make this board so toxic like Jesus Christ. Stop being an autistic overweight faggot, and realize that you don't have to be a fucking cunt to everyone looking for help on a technology board.
LOOK HOW HARD THIS FAG IS RAGING
>>54359293
I don't know what the definition of breaking and entering is in your country is but in the US (and NY) it's using any amount of force to enter a room. All of that goes out the window if there's a burglary, the door can be wide open but if they steal your shit they're still breaking and entering.
>>54356618
>impersonation of the police
This isn't fucking Drake and Josh you retard.
>>54366694
>>54366663
>Buff State- come for the accreditation agreement, leave without your belongings.
kek
That's shit though man. Is the whole place that bad?
When I was younger I had a bike stolen by the one kid who was raised by junkies in my otherwise idyllic town; this faggot went to the primary school at 16 and wrote expletives on the windowsills thinking he was tough shit.
I didn't give a shit because I bought it for around 50 euro, but I was amazed to hear from a neighbour that he was caught trying to sell it for 20. How fucking pathetic
Hate hearing about people getting their shit stolen. Hope you can get it back man.
>>54366862
The school is 40% black but that shoots up to 100% at night since all of the white commuters aren't on campus. Also most of the school received need based financial aid, different than loans. Meaning it's a poor black school. That's why this school was giving me 6 college credits for classes I took in high school as oppose to the 3 I was offered by the top ranking national university Buffalo is known for. I had enough credits to graduate in December 2017, keep in mind I never step foot on campus until Fall 2015.
>>54366910
>The school is 40% black but that shoots up to 100% at night since all of the white commuters aren't on campus
That's tough. Can't be fun walking around at night with all the niggers about.
Is it possible for you to transfer at this stage? It's not worth being in an area like that.
How much is your dorm? Did you have to take out a loan for it?
>>54366989
Yes, I'm transferring to the top ranked school across town in the fall.
>>54366989
Also dorming is 11k a year, I didn't take out loans.
>>54367080
Good to hear that you're getting out of there.
Hopefully your parents are helping with that, I knew a guy who was working while studying the same maths degree as me and he didn't last through the first year.
Regardless, good luck with everything
someone tl;dr the thread. did op get his shit back?
>>54367448
Holy shit, just read it you pathetic faggot
>>54367464
nah, fuck off
>>54367522
Theres a place for people like you
>>>/reddit/
Haha wtf? I love how you can see what the fuck he's searching up and its just a fucking Google ass search for how to reset a Mac
>>54358722
Have you tried this shit yet, or what?
>>54366738
From a legal point of view, it's breaking and entry even if the door is wide open, even here in western Eyropoorland. But as I work for an insurance agency I tend to look at these cases differently, and we would tell OP that he is the one at fault for multiple reasons;
>Left his possessions unattended in a space accessible by others
>No signs of breaking and entry such as tempered locks, broken windows etc
>No other proof of breaking and entry such as camera footage
>Admitted to not having locked his door; failed to follow basic guidelines for keeping his possessions secure.
In other words, to us OP is at fault for neglecting basic guidelines, and combined with the lack of proof that a burglary took place we would not pay him a single dime. Then again our student home insurance only covers the room (with a lock) they rent by themselves as is the norm around here, and does not cover anything left in shared spaces such as bathrooms, kitchens or living rooms.
Funny enough even in this case his room mate would had a mandatory insurance that covers any damage caused (typically up to €1M) to other peoples property, including forgetting to locking or closing a door which resulted in the theft of OP's laptop.
>>54367658
Haven't gotten two computers yet, can you give me a step by step guide as to what to do?
>>54369129
It wasn't me that left the door unlocked. My mom called our insurer and they said they'd process the claim. I was reading that in the US it's still personal property loss and they'd cover it since it happened in a dormitory as oppose to off campus living, in which case it wouldn't be covered because I'd need separate insurance. Worst case scenario where the police doesn't find the computer I'll at least be reimbursed to get one for the upcoming academic year.
>>54353660
If you've got a suspect why aren't you already skulking about waiting to get a glimpse inside.
Hell you said you got a girlfriend have her sweet talk her way inside and see if your laptop is in there. Just make sure she has a panic button on her phone and a few friends waiting nearby in case Jamal tries to culturally enrich her.
>>54369573
We don't have the coalition of giga-niggas to assist me in this venture. Apparently this kid had a shotgun in his dorm last semester and is the biggest drug dealer on campus.
>affirmative action
>>54367640
>Not enough evidence
>>54367640
he even tried using safari, it would be adorable if I didn't want to permenantly disfigure him
>>54369778
>>54369750
Forgot the image
>>54361890
Better idea:
Wait for them to leave, steal your stuff back, rob them, trash their room.
>>54359106
>victim blaming
How about the thief doesn't be a shitbag?
>>54369801
If he logs into a university email server it should be pretty obvious who he is
>>54369801
10 bucks says the dumb fuck used his real name when he was signing up for that gmail. It'll probably be a breeze for you to get into it and check.
>>54366910
go find him, buff state isn't that big
>>54369876
How could I get that log in info? I'd need to get a subpoena from Google. My university police department is handling the case so it would be difficult for them to punch out a warrant and subpoena in the next week before the person who I suspect took it goes back to Harlem
>>54370016
Refer to
>>54370819
4chan on a phone sucks dick
>>54370175
I can't just find him, even if I think it's someone and go to their room to try to steal my shit back just by tapping them I'd be assaulting them while trying to get property, making me a fucking robber.
The only lesson I've learned from this entire ordeal is that the criminal justice system doesn't work.
>>54370819
>>54370849
Do a password recovery and use their facebook stuff to answer the security question. If they have facebook set to private have a friend friend them so you can read it.
I'm just going to tell you in advance since you seem very cagey about doing anything this is a crime and you can't go to the cops with that evidence. This is just to confirm if you have the right guy so you can either steal your shit back or redouble your efforts of finding a legal way to nail him instead of faffing about trying to figure out who done it.
>>54359033
Cant believe how delayed this response was.
if he's hardwired in thru an ethernet port you can try talking to the IT admin and see what port he's on. the admin can shut/no shut ports based on mac addresses and if he knows the vlan he should know the physical location. i'm an se at cisco. you could also do a mac scan thru cain and abel but im not sure if that would give you any useful information. depending on how it's setup you could find what devices are on the network by matching the mac address or trying to do an oui lookup (but everyone has a mac). MAYBE you could do an mitm on the right ip
>>54369950
This.
>>54353605
> not having Prey installed
> not having ESET Smart Security installed
I mean, it's like asking to get your shit fucked up.
Retard.
>>54370960
I just tried to sign into the email address and used my email to try to get the login info and Google referred it to an email specialist, I doubt anything will come of it but in terms of getting any information I believe I hit a brick wall. Unless my school's police department asks from a subpoena from google
>>54353605
> Visit the local network admin, they are usually just college kids helping out
> Tell him your story, show proof
> He will tell you the name of the thief, dorm room number
Scout the room, wait until guy leaves, break into room, steal laptop back, call it a day.
And next time install some anti theft shit on it.
Insurance is not a bad idea either.
>>54371916
this. Finally someone with a brain.
THinking how I'd avoid this
>OSX auto-logs in to a dummy account
>Call it "Admin"
>not actually an admin
>Meanwhile, on boot, run autossh as a daemon, use it to set up a reverse proxy to your home machine
>ssh in, get rough location
>get connected AP's, zero in on location
>blank the screen, lock the keyboard and trackpad, set the volume to full, and play an audio file that just screams "I AM A FILTHY THEAVING NIGGER" on loop
>Break down door with the sound coming from it
>Retrieve laptop
>>54372832
>reverse proxy
What the fuck am I on about, reverse tunnel.
>>54372832
ESET Smart Security does this fake profile thing though.
>>54372847
OSX has a built in dummy profile, but it's almost a bit obvious.
Who'd suspect a profile that auto logged in?
>>54372914
Well you set this one up, give it some proper name, and why would it be suspicious?
I mean what if your kid can access your laptop or sister or mom or whatever?
>>54372924
On boot, once it auto logs in, you log out and go into your real account.
Set it so if it's been logged in on your account but in sleep, if someone opens the screen it stays black unless you type the correct key, someone will go to hit the power button, have the power button cause an instant reset in this context, so they think it was just off. Boots into the dummy account.
>>54369573
>putting your girlfriend at risk like that
>a few friends waiting nearby in case
It only takes a few seconds for something unpleasant to happen. You're dancing one second, and out of the blue, a fat girl grabs your crotch and then fucks off. Shit of nightmares.
You & friends go to missing link's cave. Beat the shit out of it while searching for stolen goods. Collect anything thing of worth jewelry,computers,phones.etc even if its not your's. Its in the posession of a nigger and is likely stolen.. even if you dont find your laptop. You got payback for him stealing your roomates jersey. And the ape learned a valuable lesson not to put his "gibbsmedat" jiggaboo hands on things that "aint his"
>>54372635
I'll just go see the network admin, ironic because their office is in the building closest to my dorm. They even have students working on the online page, lets see how this pans out.
Why do niggers even go to college? Any skills they could make use of are aquired in jail.
>>54373092
> Even if it's not yours
Well even if it is mine, and I try to take it back, even if I put just one finger on him it goes from burglary to felony robbery. UPD warned me against it, the law is fucking stupid. I'm only charging into someone's room if I can guarantee that it's mine. I can't run the risk of just beating the shit out of people that I only suspect took my stuff.
>>54373124
Funny story. Since I'm computer-less I had to go to my computer lab in my dorm hall and when I went inside there was this nigger head banging and rapping along to a morning radio show freestyle. The room reeked of blunt wrap. He then started reading the criteria for an assignment out loud and screamed "FUCK THIS SCHOOL SHIT NIGGA" and turned off the monitor and walked out.
Its funny. Im canadian. I wasnt born a racist. Nor was i taught from peers/family... i learned from watching niggnogs in action. Theres a reason there are no monuments in africa. Every other civilization has left its mark on the world.. despite africa being rich in resources... niggnogs cant do any better than mud and sticks.
Hey.. why not pour some liquified rotten shrimp under the culprits door. That will force the ra to open the door due to *health concerns* also i hate niggers too.
I have a better idea. Put a tray of num nums right outside his door. While hes feeding on the watermelon,grapesoda&kfc. You can slip right paat him.
So, it's been a month and I want to ask: have you found him?
>>54373116
I worked as one, my friend worked as one.
They can see the MAC addresses, dorms, names.
They are your friend, trust me.
>>54373165
Is your life a sitcom?
>>54369422
You can do it with one.
Boot Kali or something like that
Use airmon-ng to put the WiFi card into monitor mode
Run airodump-ng and slowly add filters like fixing the channel
Find out which mac addresses have one where the manufacturer parts of the mac address match the WiFi card manufacture that your iMac uses.
Walk around to suss out the signal
Only flaw is other iMacs might be around. Just be thorough when you look up the WiFi card manufacturer of your exact model.
Anything you don't know how to do, just google. It's easy.
>>54375733
It's a nigged out version of curb your enthusiasm
>>54375859
I could've only taken this course of action when the computer was actively logging on to the Internet and appearing online, now it's been offline for over a day
>>54373504
I went and tried to do this, the school doesn't even keep in house logs of dorm networks, they outsource it to the company in Texas.
>>54376693
Look bro what the fuck.
You have the MAC, right?
Or the IP.
They have the fucking routers, switches.
You just log on to the switch, and you can see who is who.
It's not rocket science, holy shit.
Also think about how you could trick them.
There must be some service, program, whatever running on your laptop.
>>54362721
You little retarded mong with a thesaurus, you beat all of them up with a baseball bat and break their kneecaps. Dipshit shit for brains wimp faggot homo communist 5th columnists. Rope yourself retard.
>>54369725
Shotgun doesn't mean SHIT if you break the fucking door down and best the SHIT out of him with a tire iron or get one of those '86 automatics and turn him into one of the Kennedys
>>54370969
Cisco SE giving advice to use Cain, really?
>>54377463
They say that nobody on campus services them, that the technicians from the company come on campus and they complete service requests. Essentially all they do is take complaints down, the people in the office were all tech illiterate.
Okay yes, it's a tumblr link but the story is fucking hilarious and is OP related
http://plumpergeddon.tumblr.com/
>Guy gets mugged, macbook is stolen.
>Guy gets home reports loss, insurance etc.
>Starts getting pictures emaild to him by his Macs security software.
>Guy build a dossier of everything the thief is looking at on the screen, and from the webcam.
>Guy posts thiefs O face and what porn was being masturbated to.
>Guy pinpoints location of theifs flat using combination of location tracking, and the view through the grubby windows in the background.
>Police do nothing until guy passes the whole thing to a Channel 4 TV crew and the thief is caught in a TV sting trying to sell the stolen laptop.
>>54377601
Ok look nigga, simple.
Does your laptop know your home wifi password?
Set up a rogue wifi network.
Wait until someone connects to it, and then you have your machine.
How about that?
By rogue wifi network I mean you can set up a fake facebook, that takes a picture.
Make them download some client application, like a keylogger.
...
So?
>>54377601
The RPI2 got a wifi, so you could use it as a drop wifi network.
The power adapter is also small, uses microusb.
So you basically just have to find an outlet, OR have some power bank to power it.
Make sure the power bank output can power it though.
Then place it wherever you think your laptop is.
If they use a lan cable, then it will connect up anyway.
>>54377603
Also related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo
>>54377603
How do I read this website?
>>54359188
can't wait for the day Jamal breaks into your house and steals your virginity
Can't provide any reasonable input, but you just made me activate find my mac on my own MacBook, OP.
Good luck anyway!
>>54369129
>VictimBlaming.docx
>>54377767
Fuck knows, tumblr is shit. I think it maybe goes bottom to top? I just had it bookmarked to check the top post every few days when it was active.
>>54377802
>Implying victims can't be (partially) responsible for what happened to them
>>54377997
>Asserting what I'm not saying.
>>54377777
nice quints senpai
>>54353605
>hamster
How can something so cute as hamsters be so fucking evil?
