>be Indian
>don't own a computer
>good at rote learning but have 0 creativity
>parents enroll me in a CS degree
>write programs on paper, college doesn't have computers either
>get degree
>join a foreign company as codemonkey
>finally, for the first time be in the presence of a computer irl
>replace a senior software dev, who's played around with computers all his life so that company can save a few dollars in salaries
Why do we hire Indians again?
>>54334831
>Why do we hire Indians again?
>Why does straight capitalism never work
Hmm
>>54334843
Capitalism truly is the bane of our age.
Install PooInLoo
Playing around with computers doesn't make you fluent in a programming language.
>>54334855
Alright hothead, let's hear your big solution.
>>54334831
>write programs on paper
>can only afford single sheet loo roll
>pencil pierces through
>hand assignment in
>its not good enough to wipe ass with so use hands instead
>>54335416
mixed economy
>>54335450
Hey guys, I found the chinaman!
>be Indian
>come to America
>start consulting company
>hire a fuckload of H1Bs
>send them to steal jobs
>been doing this for 9 years
>make comfy 3 million in bonuses after my 200k salary
What's the problem here?
>>54334831
>be American
>white WASP male
>attend state university
>degree in CS
>hired by Midwest company as sysadmin because I'm "not some foreign illegal immigrant"
>most of my salary goes into savings
>can afford large house and a decent amount of land
Go west, young NEETs, for destiny is newly manifest.
>>54335477
Mixed economy is what America and every other nominally capitalist country already has, buddy
>>54334843
If indians make company less productive, then this company would lose market share to a company that doesn't have indians.
That's how true capitalism works.
>>54336309
That is literally what is happening though.
>>54334855
Pretty sure you're referring to cronyism but sure buddy, whatever
>be american
>wasps build millions of nests in the shed
>never go in shed again
>>54336492
WASPs built this nation.
>>54336309
I can speak from experience that this is what's happening but the people who hire the Indians are too far removed from the workplace to realize their mistake.
>>54335416
Anarchy
>>54336234
>>white WASP male
>white White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
I've never seen a black White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
>>54335156
Poonix
>>54336234
>American
>True Anglo-Saxon
Not in my book, commie scum. The tree of true Anglo-Saxons gotta be covered in the blood of French and Irish. Crumpets and tea not burgers and fries, okay?
Seriously though, as a true Anglo-Saxon who has actually traced their family heritage right to it, I mean it. For all you know, your family could've just been from Saxony, Ireland, France or anywhere. Not a true Anglo-Saxon.
>>54334831
>>good at rote learning but have 0 creativity
that describes a lot of first-world people as well, not just loo-pooers
actually a lot of Americans have 0 creativity but aren't any good at rote learning either, Indians are a step up from them
